₦airaland Forum

joshdroid: has anybody installed fonts on p5 successfully should pls tell me hw he did it

Awajug: Damn, I wish I cud, where do I start from, how do I tell him I've been sniffing in his inbox? Hw do I brk up with the only prsn I've eva loved nd who has loved me genuinely? I knw I shud but its hard to let go of sum1 who is literally d ONLY frnd u have both male nd female combined. I've tried to justify his actions but I can't take it anymore maybe I'll tk ur advise hmm

190-the-clown:
U'd be amazed at the number of single ladies on this forum called Nairaland

their single-ness (If eva a word like that exist) is enough to have God rethink about destroying the world again with water

Just look from the east to west on this forum all ladies are single

anyways why wouldnt they be wen dey spend 18hrs out of 24hrs on this forum doing nothing but laffin with Jobless dudes like d-explorer or eze promoe instead of spending time in the kitchen praticing how to cook yam or fry plaintain for their future husbands


smh

Omolola1: You must really look terrible for you to resort to online dating

190-the-clown:
Weda u like change your handle 100000 times

that would not change the ugliness of your face

You remind me of that classic movies in the 80's wen arnold act

wetin be the name that year again ohhh!!


Yeah ---------------> PREDATOR

ichommy: PDude, you fall my hand big time 30 for Keke, by this time. Where are you coming from?

Sal C: @OP Is this a joke? If yes pls forward it to the Jokes section. If no, you can forward the SMS to my box. Can't wait to read an SMS from demons.

lomomike: Bro, go to the nearest FRSC or driving school and get a copy of Nigerian Highway Driving Codes and Conducts.

Yoshi-Master:
I had this in 2010, I am currently driving the 2020 model.

Catch-up fellas!

Lionbite: It's either the government adopt these kids before boko haram seize them for their evil ambitions. With this prototype of the rocket they can upgrade it in such a way they shoot it from their base at kaduna and it lands here in my parlour at mushin. Abeg do something before something do us o.
I Don vex

dridowu: tell me the state in Nigeria where i will find saint ? Talk better next time bro.
Eko oni bajeeeeee ooooooo

Techwriter: 13-01-13 is my birthday. What an interesting fact

brokoto: why you de sniff? You be dog?

ceeplus: In Mbano Imo State Happy New year is simply called OTU-OCHA