₦airaland Forum

Imperial McHæl: God: I expect 100% holiness from you this year.
You: haba! Dat one too much na... Make I make am 80% u know say na 70 we do am last year.
God: okay give me 90% last.
You: okay sha make we do am dat way den...
(since you guys are negotiating.)

yuzedo: At list he didn't did dis once over twinta.

Osanze is a good guys and very dedicate. I fill bad all this is happens to him instead of that karagulated mechionu guy mikel who does big mens for Super eagle but still call him all the time.

Osaze, i wish you well in your carrier. Goodbye to national team my grate broda of life.

mikuz: I just tire.

oyb: no celebrity knows how to use twitter

amazing that it is even easier to type words you would regret than speak them

alaoeri: Its obvious now but when the he-goat i mean the pastor was chopping in RCCG he never talk since he don fall out of favour he come dey rant hypocrite.

huni_naija: Only a mad person would put on the clothes of a deceased person whether friend or sibling! When i haven't even finished wearing my own cloth self i will now wear dead person's cloth! Na wa for this type of question sha!

cheesekiss: Chukwu ajukwa!!!!! Can't even imagine doing it

Teenage Money: Do u really knnw wat u r saying

u knw d kind asset she kari??

Even witout seeing her, u go dey masturbate

Ogbonaikenna: Very true. I'm a corper and i know everything he's saying is correct. We don't have teaching background and you expect us to impact what we don't have. Its impossible. I'm a civil engineer wasting my precious time teaching JSS classes. Only in nija

50calibre: Corrupt man! Why won't he dance gangnam style, when he has helped them rig elections. His corruption is now on a global scale, he now lends his services to regimes, Venezuela, now Ghana.

cr8v: Will she celebrate the birthdays of other mama babies? And where is Tu face in this party?

gree-die:
a cheap girl is the one who claims to be a nice girl, always fall in love with diff guys, dates dem all ( doesnt matter if its one at a tym), dont collect a dime from them cz she is nice and still sleeps with them. to me, an aristo has more class than such a girl!

doctokwus: As painful& annoying as d story sounds,there are always 2sides to a story.Op wasn't obviously there wen d assault happened;let's not crucify d guy b4 hearing a truthful account of all dat transpired;d assault however,if found to av bn done not in self-defence is highly condemnable& d culprit shd b brought to justice

jammyng: Photostore

dramenda: set so many goals but MESSI scores all,even breaking records along.

rick.ross:
You see the way most people are happy that this womans mother has been kidnapped.
For the first time on Nairaland, Nigerians are praising kidnappers simply bc this woman is not from yorobberland. Now i know why Nigeria is a failed state.

WHAT HAS NGOZI OKONJO IWEALA DONE, I mean what crime did she commit to deserve this? I could remember many of you lunatics were even supporting confirmed criminals like TINUBU when he was arrested, you all went sentimental bc he is Yoruba abi? I mean tinubu is a confirmed criminal that has bad records everywhere with dozens of foreign banks accounts as evidence, yet you lots were rallying round him claiming he was being prosecuted unjustly by PDP?

But this is a case of an innocent old woman, a professor for that matter There has never been any proven evidence that NOI has stolen Nigerias money. Even if she has, what has it got to do with her mother? ARE YOU GUYS READY TO RECEIVE GODS WRATH AND JUDGEMENT BASED SOLELY ON THE SINS OF YOUR FOREFATHERS?


I HOPE YOU GUYS WILL PRAISE KIDNAPPERS WHEN IT HAPPENS TO ANY NIGERIAN POLITICIAN, NOT JUST BC SHES NIGER DELTAN?

johnwizey: d guy na frm naija

Abyjah: Women are attracted to men that talk about Jesus (maybe cos of private jet) that's why they always say they want a God-fearing man.