₦airaland Forum

taharqa:
Is him not supposed to be jogging in Lagos for his '1 million man match' (more like 8000 man match)??

I'm sure it is with a very heavy heart that you admit that thousands of people came out for the match. This is good enough since we know that the impending defeat of your idol, GEJ, breeds gross underestimation and misrepresentation of these kinds of numbers.

We know that your 8,000 in this case, means at least 800,000. Thanks for the reluctant admission.

This story get as e be. Did the woman drug the man before cutting it off? No man will allow a woman to do this without putting up a very vigorous fight. To make matters worse the man laid there with the cutoff diick and posed for a photograph. Despite pinshure, adonbelievit.

#babaafteryoureturned GEJ read this thread and fainted.

SAI BABA.

Nna Baba has become a movement that money can't buy.

Felixsun20:
Why should they pass aggression on the poor civilians? If they had gone to school, they wouldn't live this way. So who told them not to go to school? Did anyone force them to join the force? Police is not my friend ejoooor! They don't do justice ! God will help them shaaaa

oga, you sound quite ungrateful. The vast majority of Police officers make sacrifices for your likes.

My Yoruba peeps would say "iwoyi laro t'arugbo sukun omo" abeg make una help with translation and spelling.

Culled from Gbenga adegboye's (rip) sound track.

#BabaWhileYouWereGone GEJ looked very fit and able attired in a track suit, but his brain remains unfit and he remains clueless.

This is nonsensical!! Relief needs to be provided to these policemen and their families ASAP.

This is why they go to work and victimize Nigerians in anger.

I'm not too sure that those guys are Nigerians. They look like Black Americans during the Black Power days of the early seventies. Babanriga and Dashikis were quite popular in the USA back then.

Besides, our hair is much beautiful than the chemically relaxed hair shown in the pic. back in the sixties, we didn't need combs, our parents wore the natural African hair with grace.....koko and all!

GboyegaD:
When will we learn to empower people so that they can buy the fish they want instead of giving them fish?

keep quiet dia! He is feeding hungry people today and you are complaining about a long term solution which may be in the works already. If GEJ had dealt with Boko Haram effectively, just maybe the long term poverty alleviation program would have been in place.

GEJ is in good shape.

SAI BABA!

It is the same culture of criminality and impunity with which GEJ and his cabinet run this government which allows this policeman to be publicly possessed by alcohol and drugs.

Sebi it's a well known secret that the commander in chief routinely gets drunk while on the clock.

There will be no room for such misbehavior in Buhari's administration.

Make I laugh like scooby dooby doo. Dame Faka don kolo o.

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Were we not told that when Chadian forces invaded Nigeria in pursuit of Boko Haram, it was a joint effort which involved Chadian and Nigerian forces? We now know that the Chadians were not aided by Nigerian troops.

Instead of joint forces with the Chadians and pursuing Boko Haram all the way to Libya if necessary, GEJ has decided to err on the side of stupidity! What nonsense

Why are you people comparing Apples to Oranges?

Emmafrancis:
Where the pic

Sorry, pics are attached now.

Here's a pair of twins no one will have trouble telling apart: One is white, and one is black.

Thanks to a rare quirk of nature, Lucy is the alabaster-skinned redhead, and Maria has their part-Jamaican mother's dark skin and hair.

Images of the Aylmer sisters of Gloucester, United Kingdom, rocketed around the Internet this week when a British newspaper carried their story.


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CNN Source

Not surprisingly, GEJ supporters are the ones whining and complaining about the USA and their brotherly warning. If you people believe that you are better off being friends of communists, North Koreans, Chinese, or even Israelis, then you are dumber and dafter than I thought.

The friendly warning by the US lawmakers is spot on.

This is equivalent to a man wearing Skirts and one of the reasons why stoning was a tool of the past. SMH

SirShymexx:
I'm sorry I don't do illiterate-speak.

However, why didn't they deploy these APCs to combat Boko Haram? I've been seeing all kinds of trucks on the front-line - so why not use the APCs, since they're assembled in the country?

You took the words right out of my mouth! See below for the millitary Personnel Carriers deployed to the war zone, by Chad who came to the aid of GEJ's forces. GEJ is a disgrace!!


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Nigeria is our country and we must hail her when certain things are worth praising. Igirigi is a success story and kudos must go to our Engineers who made it possible.

Here are some photographs og GEJ inspecting an Igirigi.

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Another one

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I am saddedned however, that not a single Igirigi has been found in the battle field against Boko Haram, giving credence to the notion that PDP is Boko Haram and Boko Haram is PDP!

Instead of seeing the Igirigi and other sophisticated weapons in the theatres, what we see are ramshacle vehicles used by Chad, of all countries, to pursue Boko Haram! We have a great Army, but GEJ's selfishness has turned them into the laughing stock of the millitary world!

Imagine the vehicles used by Chad below to achieve successes which had alluded GEJ's Army under Ihejirika until just before elections. SMH


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Yorba peeps, Yooba peeps, Onye Ofemmana!!!! How many times I call una names.

If you don't want the clueless one to win this election as you've claimed and acted in the past, the least you people can do is to tell you relatives to go and collect their PVCs. Don't give PDP a good excuse to justify rigging this election. Yoruba Ronu o!

mandax:
Nigeria's Federal Road Safety Commission not working. In other countries, there is a bar built behind a lorry; the bar makes it impossible for small car to go under trailer as this one did. If Road Safety Commission is working, it must make it a must for every lorry to have the bar behind.

hmmm, wouldn't that bar chop off the heads of the driver and passenger in the front seat, with 100% certainty, when a collision occurs?

Before and after:

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This story get k-leg.

How can a grown man with a wife and 2 Children with another one on its way, require his father's permission to return to his own family? I don't buy the story.

erico2k2:
Shey U sabi read ni?do you know howmuch the UN has?do you know howmuch the guys sent to the UN peace keeping get paid?.

If they recover a mere $1.5 billion unaccounted for in NNPC, that would be more than enough to finance the millitary supplies needed to defeat BH. Mind you, I'm not even talking about the missing Sanusi/Soludo's $50billion +

GEJ using state resources for his reelection bid against all pertinent laws. Lawless president.

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The above vehicle is a Nigerian Army Otokar Cobra APC on a peacekeeping operation in Dafur yet this incompetent government of GEJ's along with his thieving generals will have us celebrate Chadian soldies transporting millitary personnel with ramshackle trucks fit for transporting dung.

GEJ and his generals have stolen all the funds which should have been used to properly procure millitary vehicles and weapons. We are now reduced to cheering the Chadian army for fighting for us. What a disgrace!!!

GEJ has to go!



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Nigerian soldiers sit in military trucks before leaving for Mali, at the airport in Nigeria's northern state of Kaduna January 17, 2013. (Courtesy Reuters)

GEJ spending Nigeria's money designated for the Army on his reelection bid, while sending gallant Nigerian troops on a suicide mission against Boko Haram.

What kind of a President will sit idly by while at least 8 of his country's towns are captured by thugs, and look at his country men directly in the eyes and lie to them that the reports about the captured territories are false and put out by enemies of his government?

The answer is a clueless, selfless, losing candidate who is yet to see the handwriting on the wall; and his name is Goodluck E Jonathan, a man headed for retirement of jail in a few short weeks.

Fellow Nigerians. These photographs show teenagers who are victims of the Boko Haram brainwasher and also victims of government neglect which led to the hopelessness which drove the kids to the other side.

The real Boko Haram are the likes of shekau and his sponsors who GEJ told us he knows. Those are the ones who need to be paraded and dealt with accordingly, not these kids!

Obinoscopy:
Done. Apologies for the late response.

I knew there was a reason for the late response and suspected that you had not seen my request. I appreciate your courtesy.

Cheers.

PatrykUtulu:
Interesting intellectual bankruptcy, Nduchuks. Nigerian embassies around the world are staffed by Nigerians. Nigerian lawyers protect the staff and help officials navigate complex legal issues. 26 Million Nigerians live outside of Nigeria. Nigerians make up one-sixth (1/6th) of all Africans. 1 out of 8 people of African descent worldwide is Nigerian. Perhaps one of these Nigerian "slaves" is related to you, Nduchuks, yes?

I've just returned from Nigeria. I am home no fewer than 6 times each year (3 weeks minimum stay).

I pray that you grow up soon, Nduchuks,

Surely you spent time in Maiduguri and Chibok. Congrats.