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Family › Re: That Childish Behavior You Still Do As An Adult. by nduchucks: 6:05pm On May 06, 2023

Sorry to say that I was never fully weaned. I still s uck br.est like a hungry baby.

Politics › Re: Presidential Jet Flown Abroad For Comprehensive Maintenance by nduchucks: 11:36am On May 01, 2023

They will now replace the listening devices and other remote-controlled devices installed in the aircraft, with more modern ones.

Slavery will therefore continue unabated.

Romance › Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by nduchucks: 3:00pm On Apr 28, 2023

mrrandomguy:
1. Those waist beads are from the marine kingdom.

2. Most Nigerian men have become dominated by women wearing these things.

3. The kinds of SIMPing stories I read on nairaland this days are really disgusting. And I know that ìlèkè ìdí is the culprit.

4. That "I SURRENDER TO YOUR ÌLÈKÈ ÌDÍ" song by Simi is the activating command of the seductive power of these beads.

5. Once a man sings that song and he sees beads on a woman's waist, his destiny becomes a target. His deek becomes hard.

6. If he goes on to touch the beads or have sex with the woman, that is the end. No redpiller can save him, only Jesus.

7. Even Adekunle Gold has become a SIMP.

People still believe in marine kingdom in this day and age. Wonders shall never end.

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Forum Games › Re: Which Glass Has More Water? by nduchucks: 11:43am On Apr 22, 2023

PatrickOkunima:
What you wrote there is not Archimedes principle. According to Archimede's principles, when an object is immersed in a fluid (liquid or gas), it experiences a loss in weight equal to the mass of the liquid displaced.

You sure say OP and his cohorts never troway displaced water from the glasses to make the current water level equal, before dem give us pinshure?

Politics › Re: Advice To Senator Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Open Letter) by nduchucks: 2:22pm On Apr 19, 2023

PointB:
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Won't he come home for his ~~drug~~ election rigging trial

You still dey here, mumu? cheesy

You owe me a favor as I don buy 4 copies of your book for Amazon.com.

Health › Re: Erectile Dysfunction Driving Me To Sucide by nduchucks: 1:46pm On Apr 19, 2023

Oga, you need a psychologist or shrink.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: List The Skills You Have Here by nduchucks: 1:19pm On Apr 19, 2023

ejihand:
DevOps and automation engineer

Do you know how to automated with Selenium and do you know Java?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: One Of The Best Ways To Answer "Why Do You Want To Leave Your Job?" by nduchucks: 1:16pm On Apr 19, 2023

Speak positively about your previous job experience and workplace, and tie it to the new experience you hope to gain by joining the new company.

Never tie anything to what you hope to gain by joining the new company. The interview should only focus on how you can add value to the company and not about your own gains.

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Phones › Re: If You Have Used These Set Of Phones,please Go And Marry by nduchucks: 3:44pm On Apr 15, 2023

These phones provide better security. Your privacy is almost impossible to be invaded and today's hacking software cannot hack them.

Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie Deletes All His Instagram Posts Following Son’s Death by nduchucks: 1:35pm On Apr 12, 2023

People seem to ignore the fact that the boy may have died as a result of an undiagnosed heart condition that has killed many footballers while on the pitch.

I feel sorry for Africans and juju mentalities.

Infidelity may have nothing to do with the boy's death. May His soul RIP.

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Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie's 18 Honorary Doctorate Degrees by nduchucks: 7:33pm On Apr 10, 2023

A very big shame on all the Nigerian bigots on this thread. embarassed

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Politics › Re: CJN Travelled For Medicals, Never Met Tinubu – Supreme Court by nduchucks: 8:47am On Mar 25, 2023

Lies from the pits of hell!!!

He went abroad for medical reasons and spent only a couple of day, correct?

Anyone that believes this is essentially brainless.

Let them continue. Nemesis is around the corner.

Celebrities › Re: I’m Falling For Tiwa Savage – Spyro Opens Up by nduchucks: 6:45pm On Mar 10, 2023

A bunch of hypocrites here are dissing Tiwa. Nansense!!!

Politics › Re: My Husband Too Like Court - Peter Obi's Wife, Margaret by nduchucks: 7:45pm On Mar 07, 2023

KanwuliaExtra:
Her PIDGIN juss be like music to my ears. . . . .
Very sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!
Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrect babe!!!!

See better skin and figure.
Dis OBI nor 'stingy' with taste in wife oooooo

Unlike that dried up harmattan pepper-fruit called REMI TINUBU. . . .Wey nor old but look worse than TITI ABUBAKAR.
When ONE BAT-INUBU DON SUCK ALL HER BLOOD FINISH with im BLAAAAAAAAAAAAACK AND UGLY AGBADO. . . .wey resemble decayed and shriveled eggplant!

You still dey here with dis ya mouth ko?

Politics › Re: Tinubu: Without Me, Buhari Would Have Lost In 2015 by nduchucks: 1:39am On Mar 06, 2023

Akanbiedu:
Oya nah Nduka, what say you?

I have to admit that I grossly underestimated Tinubu.

May God give the President-elect good health so that he can rule effectively.

What we truly need is restructuring and a brand new constitution. Given that the current system favors Tinubu, I doubt that he'll make this needed restructuring a priority.

Unfortunately, I have to hold my nose and work to make more mulla from this incoming administration. cool

May God bless Nigeria, the greatest country in Africa!!!

Politics › Re: Feb 25: IGP Orders Restriction Of Movement, Extends Ban On VIP Aides, Escorts by nduchucks: 11:12pm On Feb 22, 2023

Tinubu may very well "lule" come election day.

In a contest between Fulani and Kanuri, I'd put my money of Fulani. Obi could be the spoiler however.

Snoopy, wey you?

Politics › Re: Governor Ganduje Vows To Destroy Banks Refusing Old Naira Notes by nduchucks: 9:46pm On Feb 17, 2023

Millitary is on standby and watching events unfold.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Out To Truncate Democracy - Governor Ganduje by nduchucks: 12:03pm On Feb 17, 2023

Tinubu's pomposity and recklessness in making his "emi lo kan/buhari lule" speech is the sole cause of his troubles now.

He grossly underestimated Buhari. Everyone knows that Osinbajo was Buhari's candidate during the primaries.

Tinubu bought his ticket but Buhari is he'll bent on making vote buying as difficult as possible during the Presidential election.

I expect very heavy security presence when voting begins shortly.

May the best man for our great country win.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pictures From The Dedication Of RCCG City Of David Trinity Towers by nduchucks: 9:23pm On Feb 12, 2023

May I ask what the primary utility of this building will be?

Are the floors available for leasing by any business entity or occupancy is restricted?

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Car Talk › Re: Frustrated Due To Damaged Immobilizer/brainbox by nduchucks: 1:25pm On Jan 28, 2023

OP, what you described is symptomatic of a flooded vehicle imported from abroad.

Such cars will look "clean" and drive excellently for a while but when problems begin, you may never be able to resolve them.

Flood water, that could be salty if car was in a coastal area that was flooded, could have damaged and corroded wiring and compromized other electronic components.

I hope this is not your case. Good luck.

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Politics › Re: Godwin Emefiele Resumes Duty After Annual Leave by nduchucks: 11:29am On Jan 17, 2023

Mr. Godwin Emefiele should be immunized by making him an untouchable emir like Sanusi was shielded.

Unfortunately there are no such opportunities in Igboland for the man.

Politics › Re: “Gazelle Gagaraga”: Tinubu Suffers Gaffe Talking About Yahoo Boys In Edo (Video) by nduchucks: 12:22am On Jan 06, 2023

deborges:
Which kills? Abeg gazelles are herbivores

Oga, you missed the joke o.

Politics › Re: “Gazelle Gagaraga”: Tinubu Suffers Gaffe Talking About Yahoo Boys In Edo (Video) by nduchucks: 10:20pm On Jan 05, 2023

Don't you people understand simple Tinubu speak?

A Gazelle is an animal in the antelope family always running around gagaraga in the bush, looking to steal kills by other animals and escaping with speed.

cheesy

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Business › Re: Max Air CEO, Mangal, Is Dead by nduchucks: 10:49pm On Dec 23, 2022

Abdullah36:
اللهم الغفره

Ameen

Programming › Re: Why You Hardly See Nigerians Teaching About Coding On Social Media. by nduchucks: 4:38pm On Dec 16, 2022

Devdevdev:
@OP, mgbo piafuka gi isi. Ewu can beer.

Christianity Etc › Re: May God Keep Daddy Adeboye. That Man Is A True Man Of God by nduchucks: 11:50am On Dec 11, 2022

OP, try to solidify your own personal relationship with God (1 on 1).

Do not fall in the trap of turning your GO into a god. Even that is idolatry which is a very serious sin.

Crime › Re: Judge Kills Wife, Rapes Corpse In Front Of Their Kids, Hangs Himself In Church by nduchucks: 11:42am On Dec 11, 2022

Clearly, the judge had an untreated mental illness. Even wild animals will not behave this way.

May God heal the children.

Crime › Re: With One Year Left To Live And Spend 8 Billion , Yahoo Boy Becomes Apprehensive by nduchucks: 10:28pm On Dec 10, 2022

Righteousness2:
He had 3 bank accounts that had millions of Naira.
He tried to access them , mysteriously the millions in the accounts vanished!
The 1st account balance became 6000
The 2nd account balance became 6000
The 3rd account balance became 6000
( 666). If you know u know.

Haba oga! Do you really believe this crap? Do you have any evidence that the funds could not be traced?

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Properties › Re: What Is That Diabolical Sign To Look Out For While Renting An Apartment? by nduchucks: 2:56pm On Dec 09, 2022

Why don't you people diabolically get rid of your leaders that are destroying your lives and those of your children and grand children? Mtcheeew

Politics › Re: Show Of Shame’ — Nigerians React To Tinubu’s Chatham House Conversation by nduchucks: 9:54am On Dec 06, 2022

In fairness, George W. Bush was a dummy but he surrounded himself with bright people.

Politics › Re: Photos Of Alake & El-Rufai Answering Questions For Tinubu At The Chatham House by nduchucks: 7:26pm On Dec 05, 2022

Jagaban Borgu don tire me.

The man is slick enough to have his experts ready to answers specific questions. One must admit that these are the people that will present policies to Tinubu for review and approval, if he becomes President.

From here on out Jagaban is now Slick Willie cheesy

The man get sense die. He even paid for presidential teleprompter, the type used by US presidents, so that he will appear to be giving his speech from memory.

I did not hear any slurred words. Oyibo people don gi am white man's dogon yaro before his speech.

At the end of the day, may God bless our great country and rid us of bad leaders.

Politics › Re: Lagos Records Lowest Robbery Incidents In Decades, No Bank Robbery by nduchucks: 10:41am On Dec 03, 2022

Bank robbery is very dangerous and risky. Many robbers end up being killed in the process.

Boys have since moved to kidnapping and cyber crimes that are less risky. These kinds of crimes have increased exponentially in the past 5 years.

No one should be impressed with the report that crime rate is down in Lagos because that is a very false and dishonest claim.

Meanwhile Tinubu and his boys continue to rob Lagosians silly. Nansense!!!

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