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She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her. She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel. The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness. And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune. She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen. About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her. After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me. She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?" I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise. She'd written: 'tarty tausanh'! Ganpa!!!!!! ...Cldnt hold my laughter I fainted.

my wife's breast will not sag like this before our wedding so no need of answering this question.ara dara ada,mtschweee

donbrowser:
Like poles repel, unlike poles attract. Hope you remember?

on point bro

lwanibeauty:
Be sincere with yourself....
and this goes to all real men on Nairaland...
Can you get married to a lady that's older than you ? like she collected 3 or 4 yrs from you....but she's very humble...

humble?that's a rare quality and pls add loyalty to it and am good to go,me am loyal,humble and Fidel to the core so we sure will build a great and happy family worthy of emulation. I rest my case

theshaderoom:
Awww! Lol! That's a mother for you. Doing the best she can

on point my brother

money is good, I can't remember my sweet mum trowing such a party for my birthday but I can remember my type of birthday whenever i see that our big bowl she usually use in dishing out big big rice and minerals for my dudes.money no de!

acunon:
Oh ok,the LED is 47k and LCD is 38k

d LCD na new one right?

acunon:
Good morning Ndukings92
What type of samsung tv(LED or LCD) and what is your budget?

either of them is fine as far as it's affordable,long lasting and very bright bro.

I have been following this thread for a long time and I love what is going on.I will love to buy a 32inches Samsung at an affordable price.though am in Onitsha but d prices here are costly,am just starting life as a young guy

chai dis man reminds me of d shortest man in my area back in d days.we use to call him Okito d pompous man

time pls

I know all this while say na publicity stunt na,even Naija guys and babe de fall my hand.#pray for psquare my foot# all this their break up hig hag were purported just to produce that new single "call heaven" and it works for them. thou I love that song.mtschweeee

if u ask me,na who i go ask?d matter wey u see so e tey e start,no b me go talk am cos e heavy for mouth

rosieluv:
funny

but na true i talk my lady

this ur Mr handsome no follow abeg,u for use daddy showky in place of him na.