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Our Dear Goodluck Jonathan, I write on behalf of all Nigerians to tender an unreserved apology to you for unknowingly voting you out of office as the president of “once upon a time” giant of Africa, Nigeria. I know many will shy away from accepting this fact, especially those from the Aggrieved People Caucus (APC) who are commonly known for boasting of what they cannot or will never do. Before your unfortunate exit, we Nigerians used to buy fuel at N87.00 per litre . Who knows, maybe by now you would have brought it down to N22.00 per litre had you not been voted out. Your Excellency, believe me, we have all learnt the lesson and we promise never to repeat such a blunder. It may interest you to know that we have finally come to terms that President Muhammadu Buhari’s primary ambition was to be a petroleum minister, but he was tricked by the known scammers to divert from his ambition to presidency for reasons not yet made public. In view of this discovery, we are currently on a round-table negotiation with PMB to accept your unconditional return to presidency, and for him to rather concentrate on the Ministry of Petroleum till further notice. Accept the assurance of the fact that once the “old soldier” signs the memorandum of understanding , we will communicate same to you. While re-emphasising our regret as regards your exit from power, we are hopeful that you are currently on the drawing board to re-strategize and do what you know how to do best ahead. Please accept our sincere apology.

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menix:
On my way home but this topic came up.

This family have got 2 kids and the kids lack parental care because the man and wife come in late.

The issue of Nanny is out of the option because they don't trust nannies and someone must resign to take care of the kids..

The problem here is that the wife earns four times(400%) the man's salary and the ladies salary goes a long way to sort the family expenses.

Please who do you advise to resign.
Should the man become a house husband

u have already draw conclusion on d man resigning cos d woman earn more and d salary is vital in d family up keep

Aww' that na ikpulicious money to be sincere, na western mentality for u. Try am down here for my mama side and u go know d different between six and half a dozen, 1st to comment thou
Babythug na wetin na?

Chai see as favour complexion be, how me i go look in a nearby future sef?

leahcimzil:
lol then she'd Bleep yur boss again to get yur ungrateful ass fired.

God go make u bigger.

jaybee3:
This one na real technical question ooooo but let me give it a try the fact of the matter is anyone that can do anything for money is very dangerous and you are simply better off without them.

guy u de yarn nonsense,her heart is full of gold my man.virgin no de pay bills my man.money does.

FLAWLES:
And what the op refuses to have is COMMON SENSE..... Not all girls er like vhat,you don't knw the ROPE-RELATIONSHIP between both...i have a friend who s happily married wit kids.the guy trained d gal through medical school in abroad,,she finish.got a job there and shez working.if u be mumu na em u go jam mumu,,,the tin s guys don't look before they enter,SImPLE

taaaaa mechipu onu nsi,millennium Yahoo Yahoo na en b dis one.

Blizzyblinkzy:
Behave like a matured babe? Wait oh.. For unto which level na?

Explain the kind of mature u mean

if am in her shoes after eating I will tidy up d kitchen utensils used in preparing d dish and d plate after which I will enter d room and atleast do some finishing touches before I announce my leave judiciously.even if na 360 degree she gave me before she go home na.

Blizzyblinkzy:
Ehen wetin again? Abi u wan collect ur indomie in anoda way ?

nwa haba u too forward,atleast make she behave like a matured babe.

Na me invite am?if a friend come ur end u go chase am commot?she for kukuma tell me sey bros na food carry me come o o,I no go provoke

Some girls go just come your house, after eating
2 packets of Hungry man size indomie, they'll
start looking at the
clock... Smh shaa..