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Bin sometimes you they try but sometimes you de Bleep up.I knee down de beg you if you know get any hot one leave am .e be like say you all those boys for class when them they call confusionist.I know curse you. |
Meet a young man with permed hair with bible in his hand -christ embassy. If the same person have normal but his church is in a hotel or an event center -house on the rock. If that same person have normal hair and his bible is inside a civil servant bag-jehovahs witness. If that same boy's pastor before he preaches tells you "In this church we do not teach you how to make money we teach you how to make heaven -greater evangelism. But if his pastor likes blood -mountain of fire. If you see a 25 year old girl looking like 40 year old with bible in her hand without makeup.-deeper life.if that young man does not wear shoe to church either him don kolo or him be olumba or cele, You can undate this. |
The punishment is coloquil .who gave this suggestion .I know can't be fashola . It looks lik tinubu handwork.LOL. Or OBJ infact one local man doctored this. Why will someone be urinating in public. sorry I do that,in PH no public convenience. But why will someone be throwing dirts from a car. |
The truth is we are not the same with the north. We are living a false life.if two souths ve problem they fight themselves. If two norths have problem boy .they burn churches kill pastors. Kill pregnant women. Kill corpers. Let's tell ourselves the truth. |
So this world has reached this level where somebody with bareface will cast aspersion on someone. |
King U tooooo Muchchchchcchhhchh. U over over killed it. Bravo |
Thank you o when I get the money I go give you tithe. |
Something happened in court one day, tell your neighbour wonders shall never end. This randy boy inpregnated a girl. The matter became a legal issue, cause the girl's parent agreed with the girl to say the boy raped the girl. The defendant lawyer took up the girl in cross examination and these questions were asked.Lawyer: I put it to you that you were not raped, I put it to you that u just lied to this honourable caught , I put, (Cut in)The girls illiterate mother got up and said wetin you de put , de put . The one when your man put we neva comot am you still de put |
Cool |
Guy you want to causing what hon.patrick will calling broo haha in my belle. |
Pls ban this guy .he is too funny |
That is why your father disowned you. |
Wicked |
In PH we have these cult groups day bam and day well .if you meet a day bam person he chants 'I day bam' while day well chants 'I day well'. So one day they were killing all the cult groups when they get to any of them ,they will ask day bam or day well , respond day bam u are killed respond day well you are killed . They met a boy who is not a cultist but he forms being a cultist. And he was asked day bam or day well. No response. Day bam or day well no response ,and the killers shouted in anger day bam or day well . He responded fearfully with tears. In his eyes "I day weak". |
My condolence to the family |
We will miss a symbol of change |
Something happened in psychiatric hospital the patients there scream that they were okay and should be released, the doctor then draw a car on the floor and told them that if they pushed the car away from the floor he would let them go. They all started pushing to no avail. The doctor notced one of them who was not pushing but laughing. The doctor went to him to find out why he was laughing . He had this to say' these people them day push that car the car no wan start, them no know say na me hold the key.' |
Cool.very creative. |
Studio you Bleep up for that joke |
Wicked! Kudos |
Thx tiniyata you just killed it. |
Go to event centers you will get used plastics |
Pls excuse my naivety and quench my curiosity . Why is it that some married women cheat and if you ve any personal experience pls share. |
This is a lesson for us,any abnormal behaviour has to be corrected. |
Madam giant rat use to mutilate my AC wire until I quell the menace.buy commando rat poison it is sold in red satchet by fumigation agents. If it works buy me beer . Take care. |
Thx you guys are just wonderful I wish I would peck you all |
Pls help. How do I breakup with my girl friend without hurting her. |
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