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Jokes Etc › Re: NOW THIS WILL BLOW YA MIND! by ndukwejoe(m): 6:05am On Nov 30, 2011
Bin sometimes you they try but sometimes you de Bleep up.I knee down de beg you if you know get any hot one leave am .e be like say you all those boys for class when them they call confusionist.I know curse you.
Jokes Etc › How To Know Your Church. by ndukwejoe(op): 5:44am On Nov 30, 2011
Meet a young man with permed hair with bible in his hand -christ embassy. If the same person have normal but his church is in a hotel or an event center -house on the rock. If that same person have normal hair and his bible is inside a civil servant bag-jehovahs witness. If that same boy's pastor before he preaches tells you "In this church we do not teach you how to make money we teach you how to make heaven -greater evangelism. But if his pastor likes blood -mountain of fire. If you see a 25 year old girl looking like 40 year old with bible in her hand without makeup.-deeper life.if that young man does not wear shoe to church either him don kolo or him be olumba or cele,
You can undate this.
Nairaland General › Re: Urinate In The Open And Wash Public Toilet by ndukwejoe(m): 4:55am On Nov 30, 2011
The punishment is coloquil .who gave this suggestion .I know can't be fashola . It looks lik tinubu handwork.LOL. Or OBJ infact one local man doctored this.
Why will someone be urinating in public. sorry I do that,in PH no public convenience. But why will someone be throwing dirts from a car.
Politics › Re: Zik:let Us Forget Our Differences: Sardauna:no, Let Us Understand Them by ndukwejoe(m): 4:38am On Nov 30, 2011
The truth is we are not the same with the north. We are living a false life.if two souths ve problem they fight themselves. If two norths have problem boy .they burn churches kill pastors. Kill pregnant women. Kill corpers. Let's tell ourselves the truth.
Politics › Re: Imo Contractors Threaten To Abandon Work by ndukwejoe(m): 4:24am On Nov 30, 2011
So this world has reached this level where somebody with bareface will cast aspersion on someone.
Jokes Etc › Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by ndukwejoe(m): 10:24pm On Nov 29, 2011
King U tooooo Muchchchchcchhhchh. U over over killed it.
Bravo
Jokes Etc › Re: How T0 Make 25million Naira In Less Than 1 Month by ndukwejoe(m): 10:13pm On Nov 29, 2011
Thank you o when I get the money I go give you tithe.
Jokes Etc › I Put It To U by ndukwejoe(op): 10:09pm On Nov 29, 2011
Something happened in court one day, tell your neighbour wonders shall never end. This randy boy inpregnated a girl. The matter became a legal issue, cause the girl's parent agreed with the girl to say the boy raped the girl. The defendant lawyer took up the girl in cross examination and these questions were asked.Lawyer: I put it to you that you were not raped, I put it to you that u just lied to this honourable caught , I put, (Cut in)The girls illiterate mother got up and said wetin you de put , de put . The one when your man put we neva comot am you still de put
Business › Re: First Private Refinery Begins Operation In Rivers State by ndukwejoe(m): 4:23am On Nov 29, 2011
Cool
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by ndukwejoe(m): 9:21pm On Nov 28, 2011
Guy you want to causing what hon.patrick will calling broo haha in my belle.
Jokes Etc › Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by ndukwejoe(m): 9:15pm On Nov 28, 2011
Pls ban this guy .he is too funny
Jokes Etc › Re: How To Connect Your Laptop To Your Water- Closet And Browse For Free by ndukwejoe(m): 9:06pm On Nov 28, 2011
That is why your father disowned you.
Jokes Etc › Re: Everything is Moiney to Ibo people by ndukwejoe(m): 3:25pm On Nov 28, 2011
Wicked
Jokes Etc › Day Bam N Day Well by ndukwejoe(op): 3:23pm On Nov 28, 2011
In PH we have these cult groups day bam and day well .if you meet a day bam person he chants 'I day bam' while day well chants 'I day well'. So one day they were killing all the cult groups when they get to any of them ,they will ask day bam or day well , respond day bam u are killed respond day well you are killed . They met a boy who is not a cultist but he forms being a cultist. And he was asked day bam or day well. No response. Day bam or day well no response ,and the killers shouted in anger day bam or day well . He responded fearfully with tears. In his eyes "I day weak".
Politics › Re: Yasmine, El-rufai's 25 Year Old Daughter, Found Dead In London by ndukwejoe(m): 2:12pm On Nov 28, 2011
My condolence to the family
Politics › Re: Ojukwu (Dim Chukwuemeka Odimegwu) Is Dead by ndukwejoe(m): 9:49am On Nov 26, 2011
We will miss a symbol of change
Jokes Etc › Na Me Hold The Key by ndukwejoe(op): 9:09pm On Nov 25, 2011
Something happened in psychiatric hospital the patients there scream that they were okay and should be released, the doctor then draw a car on the floor and told them that if they pushed the car away from the floor he would let them go. They all started pushing to no avail. The doctor notced one of them who was not pushing but laughing. The doctor went to him to find out why he was laughing . He had this to say' these people them day push that car the car no wan start, them no know say na me hold the key.'
Jokes Etc › Re: All Na D Same by ndukwejoe(m): 10:13am On Nov 25, 2011
Cool.very creative.
Jokes Etc › Re: Just Imagine by ndukwejoe(m): 10:03am On Nov 25, 2011
Studio you Bleep up for that joke
Jokes Etc › Re: Hotter Than Fire Lol by ndukwejoe(m): 9:47am On Nov 25, 2011
Wicked! Kudos
Romance › Re: Why Some Married Women Cheat by ndukwejoe(op): 7:46am On Nov 25, 2011
Thx tiniyata you just killed it.
Business › Re: I Need Plastic Containers. by ndukwejoe(m): 4:37pm On Nov 24, 2011
Go to event centers you will get used plastics
Romance › Why Some Married Women Cheat by ndukwejoe(op): 9:28am On Nov 24, 2011
Pls excuse my naivety and quench my curiosity . Why is it that some married women cheat and if you ve any personal experience pls share.
Crime › Re: He Killed His Mother To Drink Her Blood: by ndukwejoe(m): 11:16pm On Nov 22, 2011
This is a lesson for us,any abnormal behaviour has to be corrected.
Business › Re: Kindly Help! Rats Are Killing My Business by ndukwejoe(m): 10:51pm On Nov 22, 2011
Madam giant rat use to mutilate my AC wire until I quell the menace.buy commando rat poison it is sold in red satchet by fumigation agents. If it works buy me beer . Take care.
Romance › Re: How Do I Breakup by ndukwejoe(op): 10:46pm On Nov 22, 2011
Thx you guys are just wonderful I wish I would peck you all
Romance › How Do I Breakup by ndukwejoe(op): 6:16pm On Nov 22, 2011
Pls help. How do I breakup with my girl friend without hurting her.
Properties › Guest Houses For Lease In Ph by ndukwejoe(op): 4:45pm On Nov 22, 2011
A building with flats (guest house) for lease in port harcourt orazi. For more info call 08063746775-janet
Properties › Land In Port Harcourt by ndukwejoe(op): 4:31pm On Nov 22, 2011
3 plots of land behind uniport asking price , call this 08063746775-janet.

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