₦airaland Forum

Akpi and this guy, who will you choose to spoil your evening.

osuofia2:
This one and Shallipopi, I wonder who de sing rubbish pass

Or Speed Darlington.

Morbeta11:
We are almost there........

That green one go sabi tear race. It has, pointed nose. I like one with pointed nose not round one.

Who do you suggest takes a ride as the first passanger?

Na wah, abi have they started using I pass my neighbour generator in the US weh we go talk say fumes kill them?
May their souls rest in peace, to reach 90 (in his case) no be beans.

Thewrath:
And fed govt is eyeing 6 world bank loans!

No be juju be dat?
Same time they say FR is over $40b.

seguntijan:
Nigerians are not thanking NNPCL enough.

If not NNPCL holding that man accountable and competing favorably with him, Fuel would have been sold N1500/Litre.

That’s what a lot of us don’t understand, they are busy clapping for a well known monopolist because he removed N65. Nigerians will never cease to amaze you. Someone that even when BUA reduced his cement price, he refused to reduce his own and threatened BUA and IBETO.

Btw, Dangote refinery is just adjusting to FX rate direction & playing a monopoly card to push out Importers. And from all economist analysis, it was concluded that our Naira is undervalued, the real value is between 950-1002 Naira. If CBN can reflect this, then PMS should be between 400-600 Naira. Then PBAT have written his name in gold in the history of this nation.

I love how President Tinubu is gradually bringing Nigeria to the position we’ve always yearned for. Crash in Petrol Price, crash in food price, crash in dollar rate… crash crash crash…!!!

Are you serious?
Someone met dollar at 460 official rate, took it to 1650 and you are saying if he makes it 1000 he has written his name in gold? He met petrol at 197 and has taken it to 1k, mass spreading of poverty on a scale never seen in the history of the country. Buying a 350 seater airliner as PJ (claiming the previous one is old, same plane the South African president uses only that the SA own is 5years older than the naija one)while the country does not have a national airline. Angola just received its brand new 787-9 dreamliner aircraft, Kenya, Rwanda, SA, Egypt etc all have national airlines, as for naija it is presidential fleet with baba writing his name in gold for having the biggest presidential jet in africa, competing rather with countries such as Germany, US, Russia, Saudi, Qatar.
Abeg say what ever you wish but sayimg someone that impoverished you and I has written his name in gold is out of place.
Naija oil production has hit the 2m bpd from the 750k bpd, during the last administration so why has it not reflected on the naira?, subsidy has been removed and local production commenced, why has the naira not appreciated instead of the 4,8,14 naira so called appreciation we hear of?

Exceed15:
I m a Christian and blamed him for loosing his job. I served in one the LG in Kano. As a funky guy who lived in Lagos from birth till university level before setting out for NYSC . One day I was on knicker to get something a bit far from my lodge. A Muslim man approached me politely why such dressing is not allowed in an environment like that . I listened to him and served there in peace till I left. Its wisdom.

Respect the culture, religion of wherever you are.

Wisdom..
Unlike the guy that even followed the Qatari to drag. By the time he lands Africa his eye go clear.

Apcshit:
CNG is dangerous

Good riddance to them, best of luck, as for me ohh, I am not putting that bomb in my car neither will I ride in one powered by it.
This is naija where it is normal for everything to be substandard, where even drugs are faked, where mechanic will loose 10 bolts in your car and only put 5 back claiming the other 5 is unnecessary. Check the average car on the street, the wheel nuts are not complete, valcanizer will guage your tyre and not put back the valve cap, na this same country you wan install pressurised gas cylinder inside a vehicle with family? Omo, abroad your life insurance premium go high. Lol.

Apcshit:
He agreed with you,yet you are fighting with him.Let me hear you beg again for money

He begs for money?

Jazzbar:
U think say na all of Dem Sabi fight?

So how you wan take know if the one you wan fight na kunfu master or not? Abi persin go take him "soulomon" take play kalukalo ie e fit fight or e no fit. Which odds be that one?

Toosure70:
More investigation please. How did he suspend himself

Tie rope on neck, climb tree, tie rope on tree the jump.

Can you imagine, allocations to states tripled? what a laugh. What was the value of N100 two years ago and what is it today? How much was a liter if petrol, a bag of rice or even cement. What was minimum wage governors have to pay workers today compared to 2 years ago.
Abeg babas talk is for his halfwit minions, his hallelujah boys that will clap in worship, that will inhale deeply even when baba farts.

Jazzbar:
If I catch any of Dem for any lonely path, I will ensure I strangle him

You fit? Abi na just mouth.
Abi you don forget china man karate and kungfu =5&6?

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Why not wait for the Senate resolution before taking the matter to court

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Why wait for the senate resolution before taking it to court?

Nice one. I hope the farmers will be able to maintain them though. A liter of diesel is 1250+. If you use just 50 liters daily ie 62k on just diesel alone in one day. That means those things planted have to be really valuable to justify such cost.

Rubbish, with all the problems naija is facing, this is the one concerning these people.

NOETHNICITY:
Sowore seems to be thinking he is now above the law
He travels abroad and he’s very law abiding

What law in this case? Are you not meant to have access to court premises as it is a public space? The fact that bello was in court should not warrant the efcc and other security agences to position themselves at the entrance harassing lawyers and others that have business to do within the court premises. Why should non Court officials be at the gate questioning people all because an alleged criminal big man is in the court premises? Every thing in naija is "security", you see house burning you see them storm the place with gun instead of quenching fire, you wonder if they want to shoot the fire or provide security for the fire to burn in a secured way.

writetopoker601:
The above statement disgracefully shows your poor parental upbringing

Ignore that charlatan, you dignify him by even suggesting he has parental upbringing. He is likely from the streets, under a bridge somewhere.

Kai Dele giwas death. How time flies, just like yesterday but 39 years ago.
May his soul continue to rest in peace.

Did not even bother watching.
This mobad issue has been overflogged. If they are bullying your son, he certainly will nit be the first kid to be bullied neither will he be the last. If you cannot handle it, report to police and not irritate persin this early morning.

SeverusSnape:
Only Igbos??... Oga rest.

Abeg rest..

shiffynaani:
thanks boss

I'm just surprised i cud get diagnosed with ulcer. E dey pain me. I've spent close to 15k on drugs and I'm still getting chills and weakness

Mtchew

Pele, you will be well IJN
Ulcer is curable, I had it from birth(I guess).
There use to be a drug called Zantac, I think it is now called Ranitidine. If you take it for a while, I think 3 weeks it cures ulcer.

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abc115:
Every woman cheats

Lol, but that seems to be a fact guys choose to be in denial of.

Alexas58:
Only God can give a good wife

Lol. Even those you admire say God give them good wife, if them sit you down tell you the tori of what they went through but tolerated you go weak.

madridguy:
A cheating wife is a dangerous woman!

Na who them catch be cheating wife. Know this and know peace.

dauntless15:
Like how monster energy drink wan finish me now, it's very expensive and I drink like four cans daily, first thing in the morning before I even eat food I don down one chilled monster, midnight around 2 when I'm working, the other two na afternoon when weather hot, I started with one now it just keeps increasing and the thirst is insatiable, I don't know what to do and I can't help it. Almost 8k everyday on energy drinks.

Hmm, hope you have kept atleast 50-100m hidden somewhere for the rainy day when the consequences starts to show.

shiffynaani:
Don't do this don't do that

No matter how hard you avoid all these "harmful" things, you'll still get knocked down by life if it's your unlucky day!

Some started smoking and drinking at 15 and died 90 plus

I don't take this life serious again

Oga better take these simple tips by the Op serious. Now is not the time to be sick in naija.

jattopeter:
You and none virgin eah . At times I think it should be pass into LAW.

The truma of watin woman do am too much.

dermmy:
Chai. Equatorial guinea. Just finished taking ibuprofen.

Oga run away from NSAIDS (Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs) such as ibuprofen, panadol, daclofenac, cocodamol, alabukun etc. If you have pain, treat the source. If you have to take Nsaids, it should not be more than few days. Remember the ad for panadol back in the day, ie if symptoms persist for more than 3 days consult your doctor.
Consider a tree you use an axe to be chopping, the longer you chop the sooner the tree will fall Abi, consider the tree as kidneys and Nsaids as the axe.

Funny guy, he does not know his admitting he has mental issues and being a patient of Aro may hunt him in the future.
Anyway hopefully he will come out of this wahala as a better person.