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PhonesRe: Infinix HOT 4 (X557) Official Discussion Thread by NeeKlaus: 10:38pm On May 18, 2018
Psychodavidovic:
Na to carry am reach carlcare sure pass. While at carlcare, you can buy the charger there.

Are you on the latest OS and have you tried a factory reset ?
I am using the Android 6.0 version. I don't know if it can be upgraded to 7.0. Do you think the factory reset will solve the battery issue? huh
PhonesRe: Infinix HOT 4 (X557) Official Discussion Thread by NeeKlaus: 3:35pm On May 18, 2018
Who has an idea how much a new original Hot 4 battery will cost? My battery is spoilt. It no longer charges again. But whenever it does, it doesn't pass 50% and stays at that percentage for 2-3 hours before running down to 0% in seconds.

This problem started after i lost my "follow-come" charger. How much can I get a charger that will charge it fast when i replace the Battery?

I need help please o! cry cry
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Nina Dumped By Miracle Igbokwe And His Family - Insider by NeeKlaus: 3:20pm On May 18, 2018
barallanee:
please u nid a handshake ,ur moniker again jux made me smile...d truth is bitter
Lol...Alright. But there's just a little problem: I don't shake Ladies. I hug 'em. So, you would have to offer a befitting hug instead.

BTW, what is it about my moniker that made you smile? smiley
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Nina Dumped By Miracle Igbokwe And His Family - Insider by NeeKlaus: 8:42am On May 16, 2018
adadike:
cheesy idi sure? let me tell u d truth, any amu I catch now, ga bu nkem for life. the watch word is 'look before u leap'.
Ichoputa ya, jidesie ya ike o. Ogologo amu dikwa scarce kita.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Nina Dumped By Miracle Igbokwe And His Family - Insider by NeeKlaus: 8:24am On May 16, 2018
This title is misleading. I think it's the other way round. It's something like this:

"Miracle Has Dumped Nina Because He Doesn't Want Her, He Never Wanted Her and He Will Never Want Her." gringrin

RomanceRe: Why Are Women Not Ashamed To Expose Their Bodies?(Explicit pic)Viewer discretion by NeeKlaus: 12:23pm On May 15, 2018
Guy, produce the "Graphic Pics" before I vex this afternoon! angry
RomanceRe: This Really Touched Me by NeeKlaus: 11:26am On May 15, 2018
PrimadonnaO:
Alpha female! cheesy
Interesting. Alright, then. smiley
RomanceRe: This Really Touched Me by NeeKlaus: 9:58am On May 15, 2018
PrimadonnaO:
Right. smiley
Pray tell, what does your username mean? I still can't figure it out.
RomanceRe: This Really Touched Me by NeeKlaus: 9:01am On May 15, 2018
PrimadonnaO:
Lol. "We?" You're a guy, aren't you? You don't share in this necessary predicament.
Nahhh...i didn't mean "me". I meant since we can't always get what we wished for, then there's little to be done about it. smiley
PoliticsRe: 2019: PDP Settling For Dankwanbo As Presidential Candidate by NeeKlaus: 8:51am On May 15, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
Very funny character...

Atiku that has NEVER won a primary election not to talk of defeating Makarfi that has serially won elections, losing ONLY one in his lifetime.

Atiku whose candidate, Prof Adeniran was defeated by Makarfi's Uche Secondus in the PDP national convention due to the fact that the structures of PDP is loyal to Ahmed Makarfi...

Makarfi also returned his preferred candidate, Senator Tsauri as National Secretary, defeating Atiku's candidate again.

Atiku as a former VP that couldn't secure victory for his preferred candidate in APC Governorship primary against Nyako backed Bindow in 2014, nor did he bring any soul to PDP from Adamawa when he was defecting, unlike Makarfi that has continued to deliver his people, ans recently received 5000 members from APC Kaduna state, which included a serving REP!

Atiku cannot real where he did not sow, he's welcomed to the contest BUT na another futile exercise (as usual).

N/B: Atiku has NO loyalist in PDP's NWC nor the party structure across all zones, including Northeast and wasn't even allowed to vote during the convention, unlike Makarfi that has solid structure and backers within and outside PDP to win the primary and the secondary election
Abeg, leave all these your irrelevant facts. Serially won election my foot. Who and who voted for all these elections that he won? You keep on rambling about Atiku's inability to win primaries. Before Buhari won Jonathan in 2015, can you recall how many primaries and general elections he lost? Did it prevent him from clinching the ultimate prize in 2015?

Try and be more realistic and stop feeding us these your facts that hold no water. Because Makarfi won little elections doesn't make him a top dog. Let him win something as consequential as the PDP's flagbearer for next year, then we will consider him as someone worth rubbing shoulders with in Nigerian politics. You of all people should know when to do away with sentiments.
PoliticsRe: 2019: PDP Settling For Dankwanbo As Presidential Candidate by NeeKlaus: 8:06am On May 15, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
Lol very funny...

The other day, Vanguard publication said PDP was settling for Atiku

Today the Eagles Publication is saying Dankwambo...

The truth is that the Presidential ticket of PDP was sealed on December 9, 2017. Bode George and co already leaked the "expo" as to what was to happen during PDP Presidential primary.

Atiku himself is aware and has been seeking for ways to counter it (though futile)...

PDP candidate-in-waiting is one that is accepted to the former Generals, Chief Obasanjo and co (including the 'coalition')!

He's no other but Senator Ahmed Makarfi... The day he will declare it will seal the deal! He's the President of Federal Republic of Nigeria in waiting (2019-2023/2027)


Bookmark this post!
LOL. Your confidence is laughable. I wonder to what financial extent your palm was greased to elicit this kind of blind followership. Yes, you support this Ahmed Makarfi. This Makarfi that is relatively unknown in the political sphere save for his little exploits in his own state.

Because you support someone so doggedly doesn't mean such person is the only viable candidate. We will bookmark the post, but that's because we will come back to taunt over the failure of your "Messiah" to secure the ticket of his party. Heck, even though I can't categorically say who will eventually clinch the ticket, I can boldly say that Atiku would defeat this Ahmed whoever without breaking a sweat.

Don't worry, we will bookmark it. But considering your precedents, you will still jump ship. Your political whoring is known far and wide. Infact, it's even used as a case study for posterity. grin
HealthRe: Burn Survivor Shares Her Story 3 Years After She Was Burnt In Gas Explosion by NeeKlaus: 7:49am On May 15, 2018
swiz123:
A man with Keke napep came to fill gas without putting off d engine and fixing d hoss, i never notice him removing d hoss claiming to confirm if d gas is coming out before i could stop him he drop d hoss right under d napep, i try to pick it up and off it but it explode but today am thanking God cause this is me after d incident, God added to my beauty and made me conquer."

Can someone help me crack the code she wrote up there. I have read this 10 whopping times but I am yet to grab a thing.
Your brain has a processing speed of 528mb. That is to say, there is no difference between what your brain can achieve and what a Sony Ericsson vintage phone can achieve too.


Were you able to "crack the code" in this one or should I crack it for you? undecided
RomanceRe: She Wants What I Don't Have Yet by NeeKlaus: 7:44am On May 15, 2018
Bester44:
Shebi you're the one yawning in your profile pic? You won't be able to scribble any advice now. I will wait till whenever you get down from the wheels. See his stomach like my grandpa's own.
If I was really that old, then it simply means I am in a better position to advise you since old age begets wisdom.

But since I am not and you failed to head straight to the point, then I won't. How's that? grin
RomanceRe: This Really Touched Me by NeeKlaus: 1:43am On May 15, 2018
PrimadonnaO:
I've already begun to see my own signs...my nipples have become painfully tender.

It would have been more convenient if we simply saw our periods first month of pregnancy. That way, people like me would only menstruate twice in a lifetime! grin
But since wishes aren't horses, what can we do? sad
RomanceRe: She Wants What I Don't Have Yet by NeeKlaus: 1:35am On May 15, 2018
Wait o! Lemme understand something. So you typed this entire epistle with all the unnecessary details just to ask us how to successfully get married with small change?

This long epistle?! shocked
Infact, I am not advising again.
SportsRe: Premier League Opens Transfer Window This Week by NeeKlaus: 1:21am On May 15, 2018
talk2percy:
Chelsea should offload these stupid players, Bakayoko first and then Conte should leave too..Chelsea disappointed me big time
All of a sudden, Conte is a disappointment. When he gave you people 90 points last season with the EPL, he wasn't a disappointment. When he was winning matches back to back last season, he was not a disappointment. Now that he had a bad season, he's suddenly the worst coach in the world.

You Chelsea fans can be ungrateful. That's the same thing you did to Mourinho (twice), Di Matteo, Ancelotti. You people believe success is your birthright when you aren't even among the Top 3 clubs in the EPL.
PoliticsRe: See Governor Ambode’s Bulletproof Cars by NeeKlaus: 3:55pm On May 14, 2018
Blackfire:
Click like if you know our politicians are enjoying.


Click share if you know they are there for the masses.
Why can't you just post something intelligent that will appeal to people's senses and they will reward you with the LIKES & SHARES you so desire instead of this cheap method?

Can LIKES buy a Tuber of Yam in Oyinbo market? undecided
RomanceRe: . by NeeKlaus:
RomanceRe: . by NeeKlaus: 11:23pm On May 13, 2018
kimbraa:
Just look at how you robbed it on my face. grin That said, it went well so far. Yours?
Quite okay. Though, it was really stressful 'cause of the timetable. The person that set my class' timetable just hates us. huh
RomanceRe: . by NeeKlaus: 3:33pm On May 13, 2018
kimbraa:
As in eh! It's empty. I'll be leaving on Wednesday sha.
By then, I would have spent more than a week at home. I honestly can't cry for you right now. grin

Hope your exams went well shaa?
RomanceRe: . by NeeKlaus: 9:41am On May 13, 2018
kimbraa:
If not that I don't like abusing elders, I would have abused my POLL lecturer. grin He postponed our exam to Tuesday, and that was the only one I had left. That man is why I'm still here, and school is almost dry.
LOL. Osazuwa, right? That man is notorious for that. I am not surprised.

Kpele o. School must be empty as fvck... grin
RomanceRe: . by NeeKlaus: 11:03pm On May 12, 2018
kimbraa:
Halo! Are you home? grin
Yes o! Finished last week... I can't kill myself o.

Are you?
RomanceRe: . by NeeKlaus: 5:10pm On May 12, 2018
Slice the Diçk into half from the tip so it would be half its size.

Problem solved. She won't cry again.
PoliticsRe: Who Is Dr Alvan Ikoku And Why Is His Face On N10 Note? by NeeKlaus: 4:41pm On May 12, 2018
BiggerbossAmani:
So it has gotten to this stage abi

You guys don't what Dr Alvan to be on Nigeria note

Marginalization and TRIBALISM again
Your brain is just like that of a Jelly Fish: it's non-existent.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Like "Lets Go Out" by NeeKlaus: 1:38pm On May 12, 2018
marvelli:
if you say so smiley
See the confidence in your post. I like that. Only a person with beauty would be that confident. smiley
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Using An Empty Banana Island House To Scam A Porsche Seller by NeeKlaus: 9:45am On May 11, 2018
This one wanted to give ASSURANCE too. grin

RomanceRe: Lady Call Out Her Boyfriend Of One Year After She Find Out He Is Married by NeeKlaus: 3:13am On May 11, 2018
Why won't you be a side chick when you decided to use your God-given Melons to confuse the destinies of all our faithful brothers on Twitter?!
RomanceRe: When She Ask You This Question...... by NeeKlaus: 3:06am On May 11, 2018
mikejj:
walai e go follow stoke city
With the way things take position so, e fit reach that Championship still come relegate again. Na big wahala o.huh


E go come follow Portsmouth dey drag League.
RomanceRe: Diary Of A Girl I Met Yesterday Night by NeeKlaus: 2:38am On May 11, 2018
BiggerbossAmani:
cry cry cry

Oo this world Nawa ooh, I have tired my best to convince this girl to accept me but her answer still stand "she is already in a relationship " cry cry I am so dejected right now.
All my stress today doesn't worth anything at all, she came over to my place but she said No to my proposal, I had to discharge her within 1hr.

Guys this is my advice to you guys

IF YOU HAVE A LADY THAT LOVE YOU, CARES FOR YOU, NEVER YOU FOR ONE REASON GO AFTER ANOTHER GIRL.

Below is a screenshot of my chat begging my girlfriend to come back for us to dissolve our differences.

All can do now is to pray she agree for us to see again or even reply to me.

What is not yours is not yours even if you force yourself


Good morning guys off to sleep
You really need to Shut Up like one guy above said. Sëun needs to start charging a fee for the opening of threads in this Romance section.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Learn How To Become A Data Bundles Dealer For All Networks- No Fee Is Required by NeeKlaus: 10:03am On May 10, 2018
Your e-book and training is #3000. Stop saying it's free when it isn't.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Start Earning With 1000naira With Earnthrill by NeeKlaus: 7:29am On May 08, 2018
MOWASOFT:
Sir, this is not a ponzi scheme .
You can see more about it at Earnthrillfund.com
Oga, it is a Ponzi scheme. Na the same tori wey we dey hear dah year. It's still the same thing you are saying now.

CelebritiesRe: The Headies Is A Yoruba Award, OAP Akonuche Declares by NeeKlaus: 7:34pm On May 07, 2018
CSTR1003:
Are you shitting me?

When did YouTube views become a primary function of time?
There are songs on YouTube for years with barely a 1000 views.

There is no way any rational human being would compare FIA to mad over you. It is not possible.

It blows FIA out of the water in terms of popularity, views and quality.

The only davido track that compares is IF.

I have no problem with David. He is decent and is probably the hottest artist or the year by the number of consistent hits. He deserves a headies.

But the fact that runtown was not able to win one single headies is just sick.

Look at the rap category.

Phyno has consistently produced quality hits. How any lover of music that is not bigoted will believe reminisce with all his vulgarity with which he hides his shallowness is more deserving of a headies is just laughable.

What about aramide the drummer winning a headies? When the likes of flavour went home empty handed.
OK. I see a few points to agree with you on. Thank God you agreed Davido deserved his award.

On the part of best rap album, yes, Phyno deserved that over Reminisce. I don't even know how Aramide got hers. But that doesn't mean you should cry tribalism. Tribalism is not in play here. Instead, blame the organizers who obviously sold the awards to the highest bidder.

Everything is not tribalism in this country.

And I am not Igbo-Yoruba. I have no affiliations with the Yorubas. So, stop calling me that.

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