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Romance / Re: A Man Said To Me It Seems I Love Big Dick, Check My Reply by NeeKlaus: 1:19pm On Dec 13, 2020
So you used a vulgar thread title just to get attention to preach the Word of God?

Evangelism by deception.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Rapid Wien : Europa Cup (4 - 1) On 3rd December 2020 by NeeKlaus: 10:55am On Dec 04, 2020
Humanoid01:

Nor be the truth e talk? Una nor fit beat Aston villa, na West ham una wan beat?
Arsenal already don beat Westham this season at Emirates.
2-1.

Or you never begin watch ball that time?

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Romance / Re: Lady Calls Out Men After She Spent 14,500 On Transport To And From A Date by NeeKlaus: 1:06pm On Dec 03, 2020
doayt09:
You need common sense here. If you ask a lady to come see you, you should pay for her transport or give her money for that when she comes. I can't ask a babe to come see me without giving her money. Personal dignity is so important for me.
So if the lady tells me she wants to go out or I should come visit her at home, she also has to pay for my Uber fare and the entire bills too, yes?

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Romance / Re: . by NeeKlaus: 1:50pm On Nov 27, 2020
Zzor:
you want to turn it to gender fight again, that's what most of you here do
Who is doing gender fight with you? You think I have time for that? undecided

I just flipped the roles around just to show you how silly your thread is.

Where is the sense in "a young boy cannot be molested or raped because his organs are not developed"? Does that mean a young girl cannot be molested either because we all know she won't develop till she reaches a certain age?

Wait, what do you understand by Molestation and Rape in the first place? undecided

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Romance / Re: . by NeeKlaus: 1:43pm On Nov 27, 2020
Zzor:
Yes, I have read severally where some men here claimed to have been sexually molested by older women at a very young age, it's all lies and not true. What satisfaction or pleasure can such young boys within the age range of 4-13 or so give considering how tiny and small their organ is at those age? It's all lies and clout chasing, I was at my aunt's place recently and she has children within these age range, I saw their organs and came to the conclusion that those of you writing that rubbish here are all liars and clout chasers, some even claimed they were molested before age 4. Stop that rubbish, that's character assassination. Stop
Then I guess all the little girls that were molested and raped by old men were all lies.

With what organs? How did they even penetrate when the vaginal hole is so small?

I saw my little cousins organs and I concluded that all the little girls that show up on front page and were raped to death were all lies. Blatant and shameful lies. undecided

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Romance / Re: 1440 Minutes After My Wedding by NeeKlaus: 1:31pm On Nov 27, 2020
banidoc:
Who's watching
Nobody.

Rest.
Sports / Re: Diego Maradona Buried As Argentina Grieves (Photos) by NeeKlaus: 1:04pm On Nov 27, 2020
tesppidd:
Even a kid knows this.

Messi is more loved than every other footballer in Argentina.
Lol, in the world, Yes.
In Argentina, No.

Maradona won them the world cup and was a legend at Boca Juniors, their local club.

What has Messi achieved for Argentina apart from U-20 world cup? Almost all his achievements are for Barca.
Celebrities / Re: Biography Of Omah Lay, The Sudden Rise of An African Star by NeeKlaus: 10:27pm On Nov 20, 2020
maddman:


I'm surprised nobody's talking about his new EP

Out of the four-tracked project he dropped hours ago, only "godly" and "can't relate" are worthy of replay.
Listen again and you will slowly add Confession and Can't Relate to that list.

I felt same too.
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Only Want Already Made Men? by NeeKlaus: 2:45pm On Nov 18, 2020
Zzor:
My threads are not bashing threads, I mostly ask questions
"Men are responsible for vaginal odour".
"Men are responsible for the rise in Baby mamas". etc.

These are questions?
What type of questions, my dear?

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Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Only Want Already Made Men? by NeeKlaus: 2:39pm On Nov 18, 2020
Zzor:
You will be creating topics with the purpose of bashing, the question is how many Nigerian men are even made? The problem with most Nigerian men is that they want quality lace materials whereas they belong to the china plane materials ,let us all know where we belong,theres always someone for everyone
You don't create men-bashing threads?
Romance / Re: Men Are Mostly The Cause Of Vaginal Odour by NeeKlaus: 8:16am On Nov 07, 2020
Zzor:
I used "most" in my statement and I'm right with that post only if you stop reading it with a biased mind
You used "most"? And you think that even makes more sense? Since you could research on vagina odour, why didn't you research on bacteria vaginosis to find out the causes and symptoms?

And you think sperm accounts for "most of it"?
I am sorry again but you are dull.

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Romance / Re: Men Are Mostly The Cause Of Vaginal Odour by NeeKlaus: 12:36am On Nov 07, 2020
Zzor:
Yes, men are mostly the cause of vaginal odour yet they go all over social media to shame women who are actually suffering from this. Semen is a white or grey coloured fluid, it has a mild chlorine like smell due to the presence of alkaline substance in it, but an infected semen changes colour to yellow or green which smells offensive and this means semen could be a potential cause of bad vaginal odour. After sex, a male ejaculate into the vagina after sex and the semen will either flow out or dry up and this interact with the vaginal fluid. No lady is born with any offensive odour in their vagina, the vagina has a unique fragrance and cleanse itself, it is also normal for a healthy vagina to have a slight scent but this odour can change when infections and other unhealthy concerns are present. Most men these days are living very unhealthy lifestyle, they eat, smoke, drink and consume other sorts of rubbish which are highly alkalined and very detrimental to their health, they bring forth unhealthy and infected sperm into your body which interacts with the vaginal fluid leading to various of forms of vaginal diseases like yeast infection, chlamydia, and others. Even the lubricants they use on you affects the PH of the vagina which affects the scent. Ladies please before you engage in any sexual relationship with any man , take his sperm for all the necessary tests, and whenever he complains of any fishy, rotten egg or any kind of offensive smell from you down there, make sure you drag him with you to the clinic for treatment because he's likely responsible for what he's complaining about.Thanks
I am sorry but you are really dull or you are probably posting this for attention.

So what of the ladies that have never had sex but still have vaginal odours, where did it come from? Their vagina magically produces semen on their own, shey?

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Romance / Re: Meet Man Who Won 900 Million In Bet9ja by NeeKlaus: 1:44am On Nov 06, 2020
Sweetgirlmimi:
It was repeated over and over. He goes by the name Okeke Daniel.
You said we should "meet Igbo man that won 900million" yet you didn't even post his picture.

How are we going to meet him then?

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Romance / Re: God is good by NeeKlaus: 3:29pm On Nov 04, 2020
HerRoyalFlyness:
So in other words, any Tom, Dick and Harry that comes for her now, she should accept him with open arms and try to change him later. Even if he is a street tout or a drug dealer, It doesn't matter right? She should accept him just so she can answer Mrs. somebody.

You guys should calm down. I don't think there's anything wrong with having a spec or someone you're attracted to whether physically, mentally, intellectually, emotionally, whatever, name it. This thing is marriage we are talking about. What if you are unable to turn the person to your spec years into the marriage? You'd start talking of divorce? What's the point getting married only to get fed up and depressed few years later?

It's okay to have specs please. What's important is having REALISTICS specs. But I don't advice any woman or man to date or marry someone they are not attracted to in any form.

We might not necessarily have EVERYTHING we want in a spouse in one human being because nobody is perfect. But we must pick those very important qualities that we cannot do without and that still means having a spec. If you don't find the important qualities you want, please don't manage the person or settle for less all so that you can be married. You'd end up hurting yourself and the person in the long run.

Lol, there's no 100% spec. In marriage and dating, you must always compromise. It's impossible to see someone that ticks all the boxes you require in a partner. I mean, every single box.

There must always be a "comma" and that's where compromise comes in.

Have you ever seen any couple that are 100% perfect for each other?

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Romance / Re: Men Are Mostly The Reason Why Women Bleach Their Skin by NeeKlaus: 2:49pm On Nov 04, 2020
MhisTahrah:
Same way they love slim ladies online and go for thick girls offline. Confused gender.
Men love slim ladies online?? grin grin Which men?? Please, don't say what you don't know, abeg.

Men don't like fat women (some men do) but we love them thick all the time because the thickness usually translates to big boobs and ass and I am sure you know that's what men love. There's a difference between thick and fat.

How many times have you seen a slim girl with big front and back? Tell me. grin
Family / Re: Women, Never Date Or Marry A Man Below Your Financial Status by NeeKlaus: 2:42pm On Nov 04, 2020
Zzor:
No need for insults, which part of the post do you have problems with
Well, for starters, you said "when Men ask what are you bringing to the table, it means they want to leave you to struggle alone for the family and be the breadwinner".

Please Aunty, who told you that? When Men ask a woman what she brings to the table, they want to know how she will contribute to the upkeep of the family and provide assistance too or if they are just the entitled, liability-inclined bunch that want the man to do everything in the family.

Then you added it with "women should only render assistance when necessary". Who determines when it is "necessary"?

The same women that say "Your money is our money and my money is MY MONEY"? Those same women?

Yes o, there's nothing wrong in having a man that is responsible and can provide for the family but you as the wife, what can you contribute to the family also apart from cooking and sex?

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Romance / Re: My Shocking Discovery After Dating Married Women And Single Mothers! by NeeKlaus: 12:07pm On Nov 04, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
You have successfully managed to put women on the pedestal to be bashed again. Suddenly even men who don't know anything about single mothers or married women and the effects bad marriages and relationships have on their psyche are concurring and commenting one-sided fallacies just to appear 'manly'.

Well done. You'll receive the reward you deserve.

Cc: skales67
I went through your profile and all I saw was men-bashing threads or threads placing men on the altar of ridicule and criticism but I am curious; have you attempted removing the "log of wood" in your eye first?

Or you are saying you are the only one entitled to the monopoly of "gender bashing"?

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Romance / Re: African Cam Girl Got Attacked By Soldier Ants While Performing by NeeKlaus: 1:13pm On Oct 23, 2020
poiunt:


you better evaporate. We dont need people without data grin
Oga, we are not clicking it. And I have enough data. grin grin

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Romance / Re: Searching For A Good Lady With Self Respect. by NeeKlaus: 9:52am On Oct 17, 2020
Zzor:
you didn't say anything about yourself
"Process engineer with high sense of humour" is nothing?
Politics / Re: EndSARS: I Witnessed Protesters Block Lagos-Ibadan Expressway (pics, Video) by NeeKlaus: 11:12pm On Oct 16, 2020
Elder0001:


I'm not a criminal neither do I behave like a criminal so Sars have no reason whatsoever to get to my side.
Any time Sars and police folks sight me they even hail me.
Lol, you really don't get it.
I sense you might be elderly, yeah? So yes, they might not harass you.

But what about your family members? Young girls and guys related to you? Probably driving good cars and dressing well and working legit but susceptible to being branded as Yahoo boys by these SARS rogues?

Or everyone in your family circle is elderly enough not to be harassed?

I really shake my head at you people that feel this SARS issue has nothing to do with you. I really do.
Politics / Re: EndSARS: I Witnessed Protesters Block Lagos-Ibadan Expressway (pics, Video) by NeeKlaus: 6:57pm On Oct 16, 2020
Elder0001:


Is that why they should block roads in the name of protest? What will happen to people that have appointments or work to attend to that morning?
Reason with your brain next time.
The people that were killed or picked up on the road and spent days in cell for doing NOTHING, did they not have appointments or events they had to catch up with it?

Like I said, na because sey e never reach your side. If to sey dem don harass you even once, you will even block Airport road by yourself.
Romance / Re: The Presidency Had Just Now Ordered Big Brother To Begin Season 6 (see Pics) by NeeKlaus: 3:54pm On Oct 16, 2020
czarr:
Lol....na joke no vex, but If big brother was still on would the youths come out like this to protest?
You people should pick a side.

You all castigated the youths and called them "Lazy" just because they participated in Big Brother when the country is bad.

Now that the show is no longer on and the youths are now doing something about the country's situation, you now want to insinuate that it's because "Big Brother is not on".

Pick a side.
Politics / Re: EndSARS: I Witnessed Protesters Block Lagos-Ibadan Expressway (pics, Video) by NeeKlaus: 3:16pm On Oct 16, 2020
Elder0001:
This is bad. Why block the road? These folks keep disturbing public peace and constituting nuisance because of one useless protest.

Imagine what will happen to people that had appointment that morning?
You call it useless protest, right?
It's obvious you have never lost anyone to these bastards. If you have, you won't dare call it useless.

Go and tell the girl that lost 3 brothers in one night and their bodies dumped in a well that the protest is "useless".

Or go and tell Ifunanya Amadike's senior brother that the protest for their son that was killed since 2018 and dumped in a well for nothing is also "useless".

You elderly ones castigated the youths for paying too much attention to BBN. Now they are doing a noble cause against something that is threatening their existence in Nigeria, you are calling it "useless".

No problem. Just pray this Police brutality doesn't get to your side. Then you will understand if this demonstration is useless or not.
Sports / Re: Arsenal Signs Thomas Partey From Atletico Madrid by NeeKlaus: 10:55am On Oct 06, 2020
Eberex:


Don't mind that dude talking. He thinks Arteta is Arsene Wenger who will play the same pattern for every team they meet
I don't even understand them sef.
Arteta didn't park the bus against Chelsea. He didn't park it against Tottenham or United.

It's only Liverpool and City and that's because these two are better than the rest and it takes an intelligent coach to devise a tactic to beat them.

Arteta is sound, abeg.

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Signs Thomas Partey From Atletico Madrid by NeeKlaus: 10:29am On Oct 06, 2020
babyfaceafrica:
his games are boring though... Arsenal games are no longer interesting to watch. See has leeds and Aston villa played big teams with no fear.. But Arteta always pack the bus
He only packs the bus against Liverpool and City.
He doesn't pack the bus against any other team.

You people should calm down. The best way to beat teams better than you is to hit them on the counter. If you come out, they will beat you soundly.

Didn't Aston Villa park the bus and use long balls to beat Liverpool?

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Ozo Finally Receives His Car Prize Worth Over 8 Million Naira by NeeKlaus: 10:51pm On Sep 30, 2020
Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated
Real odogwus like us gat no time to watch shit

will rather sit at home with our device
Trying to cashout on top those people wey been use my country Cash out 60 years ago
Nd most importantly am sticking to my mushin weed 24/7 (cos it helps)
Nd at night watch some Hollywood horror movies
Stop using "they stole our resources in 1960s" as an excuse for your frauds.

If you want to scam people, scam them with your chest and stop giving silly reasons to satisfy your conscience.

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Romance / Re: Why Is This Girl Doing This To Her Madam's Husband? (VIDEO) by NeeKlaus: 10:09pm On Sep 30, 2020
Naijabash:
vghjlo
My G, if na like this you wan take blow for this blogging business, you go tey for that junction.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Laycon Receives N30 Million Cheque And Other Prizes (Video) by NeeKlaus: 7:22pm On Sep 30, 2020
Almunjid:

https://www.nairaland.com/6151712/big-brother-naija-2020-900million
It's not "900million SMS votes". If you watched the presentation, you would have heard when the CEO of Multichoice said the online and website votes (which are TOTALLY FREE) took up a large part of the 900million.

Redo your calculation, Chief.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Laycon Receives N30 Million Cheque And Other Prizes (Video) by NeeKlaus: 7:17pm On Sep 30, 2020
Leeleann:
The organizers of this show ought to step up on what the winners take home at the end of the show. 85million(in cash and kind) is meagre, owing to the fact that the voters generate a lot of money for them. Imagine 30naira x900,000000 votes. Poverty is a bastard shaa!!!
You know online votes and website votes took up to 70% of the 900million, right?
You also know that the online and website votes are ABSOLUTELY free too, right?

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