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HealthRe: Surgeons In US Complete World’s First Total joystick, Scrotum Transplant by NeeKlaus: 12:27pm On Apr 27, 2018
Divay22:
Future indeed sad
How is your exam going??
Quite well, I must say. It's been wonderful so far.

How's Martins been?
HealthRe: Surgeons In US Complete World’s First Total joystick, Scrotum Transplant by NeeKlaus: 12:17pm On Apr 27, 2018
Divay22:
shocked shocked shocked
Ehn!
Sweerie, I am just planning ahead for the future. There's no cause for alarm. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Atletico Madrid : Europa League (1 - 1) On 26th April 2018 by NeeKlaus: 11:07pm On Apr 26, 2018
Cadec007:
what riht do u have to call chelsea common? Beat them 1st!
You are quite high o. When last did Chelsea beat Arsenal? How many times did we beat them last season back to back, both EPL, FA Cup and Community Shield?

Shaa, nor be you I blame. If only our players had converted the numerous chances we got and the scoreline reads 5-1, you wouldn't be on this thread at all.

It's the Arsenal players I blame. it's not your fault.
HealthRe: Surgeons In US Complete World’s First Total joystick, Scrotum Transplant by NeeKlaus: 1:06pm On Apr 25, 2018
Lalasticlala, what do you think? Can it? huh
HealthRe: Surgeons In US Complete World’s First Total joystick, Scrotum Transplant by NeeKlaus: 1:00pm On Apr 25, 2018
Beautiful. That team of Surgeons have to assemble very soon again for my sake. 'Cuz the way I am seeing this my preek right now, it doesn't look like something that can get the job done over a long period of time. huh
RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Reply You Ever Got When You Said "I Love You"? by NeeKlaus:
She said "No problem. E go be".

CelebritiesRe: Madness Or What??? Lady Strips Unclad And Paints Davido All Over Her Bare Body by NeeKlaus: 10:23am On Apr 24, 2018
But the guy wey run dah painting for im body, ah sure sey im preeq stand. cheesy
RomanceRe: Re - My Compiled List Of Lazy Nairalanders. #ouryouthsarelazy# by NeeKlaus: 8:45pm On Apr 23, 2018
Divay22:
Thank God my name is not there cheesy
Check again. This time, carefully. grin
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija 2018-miss Nollywood International 2018 Princess React As Miracle Emerged by NeeKlaus: 1:38am On Apr 23, 2018
kimbraa:
You never sleep? grin
Nahhh... I have a paper in the morning. I would sleep very little.

You have started, right?
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija 2018-miss Nollywood International 2018 Princess React As Miracle Emerged by NeeKlaus: 12:06am On Apr 23, 2018
kimbraa:
SMH. Miss Nollywood that doesn't know the difference between "I'm" and "Am". Everyone has suddenly become a reactant over BBN.
Lol... issa Wawu something.
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bombers Kill Many In A Mosque In Borno. Graphic Photos by NeeKlaus: 11:18am On Apr 22, 2018
I wonder why Muslims keep on killing their fellow "believers". I thought such inhumane treatment was reserved exclusively for us, the "non believers"?

How they still tenaciously hold on to their mantra of PEACE ironically is what I can't (and may never) understand. And nobody should tell me those who carry out these grievous operations are not the real Muslims.

A Muslim is a Muslim, so long as you all serve the same Allah. There's no distinction.
RomanceRe: Lady Shares The Message She Recieved From A Guy Who Is Wooing Her by NeeKlaus: 10:16am On Apr 22, 2018
The undiluted truth. Be humble, Aunty. Just be humble.


But e pain the guy o. grin
FoodRe: How Do You Eat Your Watermelon? by NeeKlaus: 4:31pm On Apr 21, 2018
Divay22:
They ain't tough to you though (that i believe)
Good success dear.


Why should i tell you?
Lol.. no wahala. You will tell me "there" if you wont tell me here. I just remembered something sef.
FoodRe: How Do You Eat Your Watermelon? by NeeKlaus: 4:10pm On Apr 21, 2018
Divay22:
Lol
This one no just follow at all grin.. Damn yours is so cool cool

Don't worry it's easy to know what's happening in the house, with the help of that thread.
I heard you guys have started your exams?
Yeah, we have o. I still have a lot of tough papers ahead. God help me shaa. sad

Wait o! Who told you sef?
FoodRe: How Do You Eat Your Watermelon? by NeeKlaus: 3:52pm On Apr 21, 2018
Divay22:
Who be Martin grin
So you'll call this ridiculous grin..Nicole come let's go to BBNAJIA thread
Well, I got it from Marian. E make sense for my ear shaa, whether ridiculous or not. grin
So, Martin you shall bear.

BBNaija? Okay. But I haven't been following the show shaa.
FoodRe: How Do You Eat Your Watermelon? by NeeKlaus: 2:21pm On Apr 21, 2018
Divay22:
shocked shocked The reverse is for me
Martin. kiss
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Female Artists Staring At A Nude Man Standing In Front Of Them (Photos) by NeeKlaus: 10:55am On Apr 21, 2018
Divay22:
It can't be as ridiculous as a guy being called Nicole grin
The earlier you get use to it the better tongue cause no matter what you do, i won't stop calling you that cheesy cheesy
Okay, Game on. I will come up with something. I always do but make sure you don't complain cause it will be your name henceforth. cheesy cheesy
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Female Artists Staring At A Nude Man Standing In Front Of Them (Photos) by NeeKlaus: 8:48am On Apr 21, 2018
Divay22:
.
Alright. grin
Lemme look for your own name, then. Just wait. I will come up with something ridiculous.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Female Artists Staring At A Nude Man Standing In Front Of Them (Photos) by NeeKlaus: 12:54am On Apr 21, 2018
Divay22:
Nicole has seen it all shocked
What are still waiting for, Angel Michael blow the trumpet o pls grin grin
Make everybody with him section begin go cheesy cheesy cheesy



Sure, I'm aware of that.
It's funny the way you call me this Nicole. You just dashed me a feminine name all by yourself.

Mama de Mama! cheesy
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Female Artists Staring At A Nude Man Standing In Front Of Them (Photos) by NeeKlaus: 9:25pm On Apr 20, 2018
Divay22:
I'll show you and you wee really look at it with your two naked eye balls..
Ayam suspecting you
Lols. Ofcourse naa. Is there anything there that I haven't seen before?

I am straight, tho.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Female Artists Staring At A Nude Man Standing In Front Of Them (Photos) by NeeKlaus: 9:00pm On Apr 20, 2018
Divay22:
Nah. I'm looking for someone else smiley I'll show you my painting when am done.
Hmmm... sad
Alright naw.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Female Artists Staring At A Nude Man Standing In Front Of Them (Photos) by NeeKlaus: 5:56pm On Apr 20, 2018
Divay22:
Awww.. Sorry to burst your bubble sweetheart, i only want you to watch while i paint.
Don't wanna stress you cheesy
But I am the one being painted, right? It has to be me! grin
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Female Artists Staring At A Nude Man Standing In Front Of Them (Photos) by NeeKlaus: 5:11pm On Apr 20, 2018
Divay22:
Lol
C'mon don't let your third leg speak.
It's just a practical class grin



Anyway, since failed buhari said we are lazy, I intend going into this, your help gonna be needed smiley
Ah! That's not a problem. Shey I will be the specimen?? cheesy
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Female Artists Staring At A Nude Man Standing In Front Of Them (Photos) by NeeKlaus: 2:01pm On Apr 20, 2018
Divay22:
Nee-Klaus
What do you guys think cheesy cheesy Artists thinks o
Sweerie, I have nothing to say but I am very sure that there's NO WAY I will stand stark näked in front of a group of women and my "Rod of Amadioha" will not bring down thunder.

A hole must be poked. grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Challenges Caspper Nyovest In FIFA Game($5k) For The Winner (pic) by NeeKlaus: 3:31pm On Apr 19, 2018
Don't use FIFA, please. Use PES and enjoy the beauty of the game.

PES is life. cool
RomanceRe: What's The craziest Thing Someone Has Ever Done For You Out Of Love? by NeeKlaus: 11:16am On Apr 19, 2018
folake4u:
shocked
What is it?
TV/MoviesRe: #bbnaija:“it Really Gave Me A Sour Taste”– Cee-c’s Sister Reacts To Her Outburst by NeeKlaus: 8:08am On Apr 19, 2018
Shedrack777:
you don't understand do you? because what i mean is: i hate to lay my hands on a woman because that's what my mum told me not to do. but in aspect like this, i'm allowed to perform wwe aj styles moves
So you are saying you were trained not to manhandle women but still permitted to do so when she raises her voice against you?

How ironical. Life itself doesn't even have that much irony. smiley
HealthRe: 9-Year-Old Girl Falls From 3-Storey Building In Rivers, Survives (Photos) by NeeKlaus: 8:00am On Apr 19, 2018
A girl with 9 Lives. She should be the real Black Panther. smiley

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