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RomanceRe: There's Nothing Like "Broke Girl",The Term "Broke" Only Applies To Guys by NeeKlaus: 12:08pm On Apr 09, 2018
PrimadonnaO:
Ohh. Your name is Nicholas. I like Klaus, too. I just resumed watching Season four of *The Originals.. cheesy
Hol' up! Wait, Season 4 has started?? shocked
RomanceRe: There's Nothing Like "Broke Girl",The Term "Broke" Only Applies To Guys by NeeKlaus: 11:57am On Apr 09, 2018
Divay22:
Ain't coming myself tongue I'll send police men
Where's the fun in that na? The Policemen would be too rough. I am quite fragile, yunno. cheesy

You need to come yourself. That's the only way. cheesy
RomanceRe: There's Nothing Like "Broke Girl",The Term "Broke" Only Applies To Guys by NeeKlaus: 10:26am On Apr 09, 2018
PrimadonnaO:
Lol. Funny statement. You fancy Niklaus from The Originals?
Yes, I do. And my name's Nicholas also.
RomanceRe: There's Nothing Like "Broke Girl",The Term "Broke" Only Applies To Guys by NeeKlaus: 10:24am On Apr 09, 2018
Divay22:
If it's possible
OK. Can you make it snappy? It's been long a Lady 'arrested' me. cheesy
RomanceRe: There's Nothing Like "Broke Girl",The Term "Broke" Only Applies To Guys by NeeKlaus: 9:04am On Apr 09, 2018
Divay22:
See them angry
Lols! Do you want to arrest me, Ma? grin
Christianity EtcRe: Religious Mum Chose To Let Her Baby Die Than To Accept Blood Transfusion by NeeKlaus: 8:42am On Apr 09, 2018
folake4u:
The woman is a Jehovah Witness,if the doctor had transfused her child blood without her consent, she'd successfully sue and win in court.


Am I right cheesy?

tongue.

Shey my Law of Torts game is strong ?grin.
I guess.
RomanceRe: There's Nothing Like "Broke Girl",The Term "Broke" Only Applies To Guys by NeeKlaus: 4:07am On Apr 09, 2018
nuggarito:
Very true, there's nothing like a broke girl, those terms weren't used properly.

It should be termed a hungry desperate b**ch or better still a shameless goldigger.

You're welcome grin grin
You deserve a crate of whatever brand you fancy. Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you.
RomanceRe: How NEPA Will Destroy Your Relationship by NeeKlaus: 11:54pm On Apr 08, 2018
I am speechless. sad
SportsRe: What Should I Do To Chelsea F.C This Evening? by NeeKlaus: 11:29pm On Apr 08, 2018
maduxs:
i did my best what is west ham at Stanford bridge
That game had chances of being a draw. Check this thread. Scroll down.

https://www.nairaland.com/3983420/football-pools-winning-numbers-proves
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 2) On 8th April 2018 by NeeKlaus: 2:10pm On Apr 08, 2018
Jh0wsef:
Arsenal is a very useless club.

I wake up to tell myself every morning.

they have shattered more tickets than hearts.


Up Roma, we thrive through anything.
The same Roma that couldn't beat Fiorentina at home yesterday, cutting my ticket in the process?
CelebritiesRe: . by NeeKlaus: 1:22pm On Apr 08, 2018
Mumu. First of all, this is Celebrities section, not Romanceland.

Now, to your issue...
How can something be under your nose and you won't see it? Or you are myopic? If you did all these things you said you did right and the girl still claims you are boring, then it simply means it isn't what she's looking for.

Take it towards to the sexual side a little on her next visit and watch her reaction. She might start to retreat a little when you start but that's because she doesn't want to pass off as too easy. Just OBSERVE her behavior. Be OBSERVANT. I am sure that is not hard.

If she still says you are boring after this, then it's only Obatala that can intercede in your own special kind of boring.

PS: I didn't say you should RAPE her. You are not a Mumu.
Christianity EtcRe: Primate Ayodele: "God Will Punish Saraki If He Refuses To Contest In 2019" by NeeKlaus: 12:55pm On Apr 08, 2018
Rexnegro:
prophet that can't see correct scores like 7games is that one a prophet?
7 games are too much na. 3 games are sufficient for boys. We require just 3 correct scores.

Dazzall.
Christianity EtcRe: Primate Ayodele: "God Will Punish Saraki If He Refuses To Contest In 2019" by NeeKlaus: 12:55pm On Apr 08, 2018
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Christianity EtcRe: T.B. Joshua “Delivers” 2 Lesbian Partners During Church Service (Photos) by NeeKlaus: 10:28am On Apr 08, 2018
hopefulLandlord:
Fully erect dick is never totally straight
Don't be a killjoy, Bruh. Will you? Not everything must be accessed on the scale of reality.

A simile is what it is. It doesn't matter if it's partly correct or partly false.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by NeeKlaus: 12:28am On Apr 08, 2018
mistercharles:
I've spotted the Judas already cheesy
Who be the Judas for there, Baba? All these clubs jus geh some kyn funny names.
SportsRe: Chelsea Remain Premier League Champions For Now by NeeKlaus: 12:24am On Apr 08, 2018
mrcharlez:
cheesy grin
With Manchester City beaten 3-2 by Manchester United at the Etihad on Saturday, the Blues are still the league's reigning champions.
We live to sing another day...
drop your views on what happened today.. did city deserve the defeat or their village people have been reactivated tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Blame that stupid boy Sterling. How a grown man like that can miss those clear cut chances is what I can't fathom.

And he is not even Morata. undecided
SportsRe: Pogba Silence His Critics At Etihad by NeeKlaus: 12:22am On Apr 08, 2018
9ralands:
Manchester United claim three points from their arch rival on Saturday afternoon to stop them from crowing them as champion.
Just like Fergie time United fight back to win the game after ist half shambic display from United players which allows Man City to take charge of the game earlier in the first half. I actually don't know what was going on on the pitch at Etihad in the first half because Manchester United didn't have any shot on target. Manchester City rested their key men in the likes of Kevin De Bruyne and also Sergio Kun Aguero. But they were still able to score their goals with Guodogan and Kompany just like he scored in April 2012 when they won the league.
From crowing them as champion. Raheem Sterling misses some chances which would have been goal if it's other player, City dominated in the first half in the expense of Mourinho men. After the break, inside the dressing room we don't know what Mourinho told his player but one of my friend here said that he called Klopp to ask for the tactics that he used to finished them in the first leg of Champions League, that sounds funny and I can't stop laughing.
Immediately after the half time break United produced their shots on target. Pogba scored two goals to change his name from Mourinho bad book through the help of Andre Herera but much credit will be given to the new no 7 Alexis Sanchez who is just adapting to what is called Manchester Derby, Chris Smalling finally nailed it all when he scored a volley to put the game to and end, city were beaten in their home soil. Had it been that city win this game they would had been crowned Champions this evening in front of their rival but the defeats leave them with six points to win the league for the third time and Pep first league in England as coach. Am so sad for him though.
Manchester United will be challenging the league next season since they can produce some come back, it will boost their morale though little lapses need to be worked on.
City main concern will be to make some upset against Liverpool in the Champions League on Tuesday. But I don't think that they will be able to knock out Liverpool so easily like that.
www.empiregame.com.ng
If you are actually a blogger, I am so sorry for you. Your narrative skills are worse than pigs. I'm currently afraid that my IQ depleted by a few points just by reading this shambolic piece of journalism.huh
RomanceRe: See What Social Media Users Did To This Semi-nude Lady (photo) by NeeKlaus: 11:09pm On Apr 07, 2018
See bobby ooo shocked.
RomanceRe: What I Noticed While Trying To Give Babe Head. by NeeKlaus: 11:06pm On Apr 07, 2018
ireke:
I don't know why I'm responding to this but I got to save my brothers.

As a rule of thumb, don't go down on a girl you have not fingered.

Finger the pussy, remove your finger and give her a good romantic hug. As you're hugging use style to smell your fingers. Your nose will tell you the next steps of action.

Also if the lady is not really down with you giving her head, she may have a good reason. So until you can find a way to know about her pussy hygiene, I'd rather say you should keep your tongue away from there.

If you're desperate, talk her into getting a shower before the action, she should be pretty fresh unless there's a problem.
Preach, Bro! Fücking preach. Test the waters with the fingers first. If it isn't a "fishy" water, then we lunge in. cheesy
RomanceRe: Burial Of Man Who Was Laid To Rest In A Lion-like Casket In Enugu Goes Viral by NeeKlaus: 10:28pm On Apr 07, 2018
Don't call that a Lion, abeg. It's an insult to all Lions worldwide. undecided
RomanceRe: I Met My Boyfriend On Nairaland Last Year,so Am Finally Here Too! by NeeKlaus: 6:09pm On Apr 07, 2018
DeadRat:
huh


Holy Mary Mother Of Our Lord! shocked



Which Dictionary Do I Find That Word? LongMan or Cambridge
Na so person dey take disgrace imself for marketplace.

What is wrong with bettor, Prof. DeadRat? Or "bettor" isn't a word common to rodents?
SportsRe: A by NeeKlaus: 5:06pm On Apr 07, 2018
coputa:
(34) Barnet vs Forest Green
Barnet 1 vs 0 Forest Green.
Is this the Banker?
Christianity EtcRe: T.B. Joshua “Delivers” 2 Lesbian Partners During Church Service (Photos) by NeeKlaus: 1:45pm On Apr 07, 2018
Divay22:
Seriously shocked shocked
Can you cook it?
I am not a LESBIAN! I am as straight as a full grown erection. grin

So No, I can't cook it. Can you? kiss
Christianity EtcRe: T.B. Joshua “Delivers” 2 Lesbian Partners During Church Service (Photos) by NeeKlaus: 1:01pm On Apr 07, 2018
Divay22:
Lol
I want to know please
They will use it to cook soup, Hun. It's a rare kind of soup that is quite tasty. smiley
RomanceRe: Guys How Do You Feel When The Girl You Didnt Love Back Finds A Better Guy? by NeeKlaus: 10:28am On Apr 07, 2018
ME, I am like: Kilo kan mi?! You were not fine before. You are not fine now. Why should I now be bothered?!
Christianity EtcRe: T.B. Joshua “Delivers” 2 Lesbian Partners During Church Service (Photos) by NeeKlaus: 8:45am On Apr 07, 2018
What manner of fückery is this? Can a leopard change its spots?

The moment they leave that church building, they would branch into Oyinbo market and buy one basket full of Cucumbers.

Don't ask me what they will do with it, I hate stupid questions. undecided

PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari Indimi And Kiki Osinbajo At Dunes Abuja (Photo) by NeeKlaus: 8:33am On Apr 07, 2018
GavelSlam:
Just imagine you had a brain.


shocked
He has a brain since he's able to recognize that our No.1 Citizen is clueless.

You Sir, on the other hand, we can't say the same.
FamilyRe: 10 Richest Families In Nigeria 2018 By ManucheTv by NeeKlaus: 10:35pm On Apr 06, 2018
Many Nigerians don't read, honestly. See many of them above me shouting "Why is Dangote not there?!" They didn't even look at the picture of the Dantata family to see it's actually Aliko Dangote's nuclear family that is there under the Dantata tag.

Aliko Dangote is the Grandson of Alhassan Dantata, one of the richest men ever in Nigeria. I stand to be corrected.

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