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kimbraa:
I know sha! Some technicians will go look for the power source and reconnect while you can't even find a girl that knows where the source is.

Op, we're sorry oh!.

kimbraa:
Imagine! While kerosene is the order of the day here. My friend that came with hotplate wants to sell it but no one is willing to get into trouble with the porters.

Of course, boys are dirtier na. I think the old women who clean are doing a nice job. Here, if anyone poos and messes up the toilet, that floor's light will be disconnected for as long as until one of them volunteers to clean it up. Such punishment kind of put the dirty ones in check.

kimbraa:
That'll be fun to watch. I don't know how God created you guys. Do you know we don't use hotplate here but someone was like it's the order of the day in Hall2 with näked wire? I couldn't stop laughing 'cause it seems only the boys could defile their rules.

You don't use hotplate?? Fo' real? That's all we use here... Kerosene is kinda obsolete to us already.

But still, your hostels are wayyyy cleaner. It's not even up for debate. So, that's a greater positive already.

kimbraa:
LOL. My name came out on first batch, and I cleared my space today. I went to check on the room I was allocated but the girl on my space is looking for where to go to so I told her to stay put 'till next week when my temporary space occupant comes. I'm so used to my rommies that I don't feel like leaving them.

Hall 1 is almost empty. My coursemate was like girls are fainthearted 'cause Hall2 boys aren't moved.

Ofcourse, we are not moved. It's only you girls this stuff will affect. I am just waiting to see the drama that will ensue in Halls 3&4 tomorrow. It promises to be fun.

kimbraa:
Nee klaus, comes and see your people.

Lols! E nor really concern me shaa. This school management has lost it. If only they know how impossible that quit notice they gave the students is, they would think again.

I heard they chased Hall 1 girls today. Pray tell, were you scampering for shelter like someone who just lost her home??

Samsonyte:
hi bae, i just checked ur profile pics now, omo u are very beautiful, i dont know what i can use to classify u bae, pls can i have ur number so that we can see each other and talk.

When we say 'shoot your shot', we don't mean you should shoot the ball reach throwing. If you can't do it like Messi, don't bother doing it at all.

Cadec007:
after using many girls,just like that?

Cadec007:
issh!! sometimes i wonder, after whyning all those girls what would happen when u are ready to marry?

rookie10:
@apina....would have done that bro but what of other girls on my Whatsapp list ? things can get complicated with 'em o

Bruhhhh! Are you a learner in this WhatsApp status ish??
Just go to your status privacy and set it to ONLY HER. Then proceed to your status and get the job done. Whyne her entire destiny.

No damage done and you might still score some points with the chick.

Abagworo:
Linda's husband is Samuel Olatunji. No diggity.

AdeMavrodi:
Seun right now

adidison:
My bad ... yeah somebody just reminded of Mahrez and Sallah who can play as attacking mf's too but the whole African continent just 3 that's not nice ...

Teymanhenry:
a player playing in the Chinese league shouldn't b called at all.. super eagles should give emselves some quality like Brazil etc

pawesome:
A man who has plenty debts on his head was driving pass a street..
Magically 3 doors appeared beside the road. He parked and from his car viewed the three doors
The first doors says; behind me is a truck full of diamonds..
The second door says; behind me is abundant gold
The third door says; behind me you will find all your life's wishes...

The question is...
Which door is he supposed to open first?

forreelinc:
WHY ARE YOU SWEARING FOR ME?

You don't have a private jet neither are you capable of doling out #25million every week.

So, how do you intend being his in-law?

TonyeBarcanista:
Dead on arrival

Why won't it be DOA to you?

FisifunKododada:
Mayorkun needs to get out of Davido's shadow - he is a far better musician.

cthia:
did he ask him to sing for him..d song is d most useless song so far