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Sports › Re: Victor Moses Clinch Player-of-the-year Award Ahead Of Ndidi by NeeKlaus: 8:30am On Feb 20, 2018

Ndidi kinda deserved that award. Club wise, that guy is the pivot of Leicester. Moses, well, I can't say the same.

Country wise, Hmmm...

Career › Re: Kayode Richie-Kay Oliva, EFCC Official Owns Wood Processing/Supplying Company by NeeKlaus: 4:46pm On Feb 17, 2018

OceanmorganTrix:
I insist that EFCC should investigate him for no reason

Pray they don't investigate you for no reason too.

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Romance › Re: How Can I Avoid Falling In Love by NeeKlaus: 4:41pm On Feb 17, 2018

FluidQueen:
hahaha. No. But close.

I am not close. I am spot on. I noticed the smiling face emoji. You know it, tho.

Romance › Re: How Can I Avoid Falling In Love by NeeKlaus: 4:22pm On Feb 17, 2018

FluidQueen:
tell me.

Colik? or Alesandese? It's either of these, whichever way you want to put it.

Crime › Re: Ritualist Who Pays Boys To Collect Pants Of Virgins Arrested In Anambra. Photos by NeeKlaus: 8:39am On Feb 17, 2018

lofty900:
First thing that came into my mind was that it happened in ogun state. Thank God it didn't happen in ogun state if not na graphic pictures of corpse go full everywhere

So as it happened in Anambra, all we can see are pants, shey? Graphic, dirty pants?

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Celebrities › Re: Welcome Back Nwaamaikpe...while You Were Away by NeeKlaus: 8:32am On Feb 17, 2018

Tsk! Y'all should get a grip on yourselves. I wonder what is being celebrated here.

Romance › Re: (an Open Challenge) by NeeKlaus: 10:25pm On Feb 16, 2018

But this Wenger is useless las las o...
The Mumu said he won't resign at the end of the season.

Does this man not feel our pains?!

Sports › Re: Real Madrid VS PSG: Who Will Come Out On Top? by NeeKlaus: 10:28am On Feb 13, 2018

internationalman:
Every team only has such knack when it's their time... Remember that the same Madrid didn't win champions league throughout 80s to late 90s and didn't also win it from 2002 to 2014.

All I'm saying is that their reign could b temporarily over.

Trust me, Bro. Their reign isn't over. I am not saying they will win it this year but they will surely triumph over PSG. Trust me.

Sports › Re: Real Madrid VS PSG: Who Will Come Out On Top? by NeeKlaus: 9:32am On Feb 13, 2018

wisdom191:
madrid for sure...bcuz experience counts in these latter stages of the competition

It's not really about experience. Madrid just have this uncanny knack for Champions League Football. No matter how poorly they may perform in La Liga and other competitions, once it come to UCL, they just bring up their A-game. Especially Ronaldo.

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Romance › Re: I Notice Something On The Nairaland by NeeKlaus: 1:28am On Feb 13, 2018

She said all her friends are
Living La Vida Loca...

TV/Movies › Re: Cee-C Rejects Tobi's Plea For A Kiss, Asks What He Did To Deserve It by NeeKlaus: 3:37pm On Feb 11, 2018

Ah! This young man is a disgrace. A total disgrace. He has balls the size of an Agbalumo seed.

Well, kokan aye...

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Romance › Re: Why Do Women Have Big Tummy by NeeKlaus: 3:34pm On Feb 11, 2018

XhosaNostra:
When?

She's asking me. I have stumbled on a few of your posts and they all had the tendency to cause crisis.

Yay or Nay?

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Romance › Re: Why Do Women Have Big Tummy by NeeKlaus: 3:27pm On Feb 11, 2018

XhosaNostra:
It's because it carried an entire human being for 9 months? What did you expect to happen?

Now please share the reason & excuse to why some men look 9 months pregnant.

Come, come... shift to my side fes. Just near my side for a sec.

Come and explain to me why you have been causing trouble upandan for a while now.

Romance › Re: What Makes You Cheat? Say It! by NeeKlaus: 3:13pm On Feb 11, 2018

But they said Variety is the spice of life. Who am I to oppose that valid and complete truth??

Romance › Re: Young Nigerians Are Now Mixing Methylated Spirit And Coke To Get High by NeeKlaus: 2:57pm On Feb 11, 2018

I pray they mix Sniper with one bottle of Orijin soon.

I tried it last year, the highness nor be here.

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Romance › Re: Lord Of The Friendzone: Donated Kidney To Her, She Still Said No. by NeeKlaus: 12:04am On Feb 11, 2018

Please, who has that young man's address? I want to give him four heavy knocks.

Celebrities › Re: Mayorkun Buys His First House. Davido Reacts (Photo) by NeeKlaus: 7:33am On Feb 08, 2018

Mayor of LAGOS!!

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Romance › Re: My Brother Shows Of Wads Of Cash, Friends, Cute Face - Photos by NeeKlaus: 7:12pm On Feb 06, 2018

Earthquake1:
So this 'thing' runs in the family

I am surprised too.

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Celebrities › Re: Since I Pasted Lord's Chosen Sticker On My Gas,i Have Not Refilled For 3 Years by NeeKlaus: 6:59pm On Feb 06, 2018

Education › Re: NANS Threatens To Shutdown University Of Benin by NeeKlaus: 7:14pm On Feb 05, 2018

kimbraa:
They disrupted our classes today after promising they weren't going on any protest. When they're done with theirs, the school authority will continue from where they stopped till further notice, and when it's called off; things will still be in a state of status quo.

Lol. They were even more violent in my Faculty. It was like a "Leave these classrooms by force" kinda situation.

I wonder when they will realize that protest action isn't really the solution.

Romance › Re: . by NeeKlaus: 12:50am On Feb 05, 2018

FortifiedCity:
I don't deal with dimwits either.

But I'm thinking of creating a line you'll fall for

I hope it's not one of those lines you listed up there because truly, those lines are for dimwits.

Romance › Re: Pens Erection In Public Is Embarrassing: Ways To Stop An Unwanted Erection by NeeKlaus: 12:39am On Feb 05, 2018

Nonsense. Just think about something that is repulsive or something non-sexual.

Whenever I have an erection and I want it to go away, I think about FOOD.

Romance › Re: Nairaland Mods Are Creating Usernames To Comment On Their #BBN Threads by NeeKlaus: 12:34am On Feb 05, 2018

Gebbson007:
I even hear say man city 1 sign UNDERTAKER.

Talk true?! Issey lie!
Who e fit replace for there? Only Ederson naa. Fernandinho nor go even gree sef. Gabriel Jesus? Tcheww... Dem nor dey think dah one twice o.

Romance › Re: Curvy Lady Cleaning Her House In Bra. Twitter Users Cover Her Up by NeeKlaus: 9:15pm On Feb 04, 2018

All these ones are not even my problem right now.

That ass in the first picture is just my only concern. If Eve had that kind of ass, Adam would have ignored that apple and eaten something more "fleshy".

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Crime › Re: Student Of Delta Polytechnic Ozoro Killed By Ritualist (Graphic Photos) by NeeKlaus: 8:11pm On Feb 04, 2018

donstan18:
Lol,

Boss, abeg bring am down

You dey well, Baba... keep up with the wittiness and adept sarcasm.

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Crime › Re: Student Of Delta Polytechnic Ozoro Killed By Ritualist (Graphic Photos) by NeeKlaus: 8:00pm On Feb 04, 2018

donstan18:
Did you know you can secretly have sense without letting us know?

Oh God! Why are you people like this??

Guy, you gimme joy. I love almost all your comments. Baba, my hand dey up o. Mah bring am down??

Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Shares A Photo Of Herself Holding A Broom by NeeKlaus: 6:28pm On Feb 04, 2018

I like that black gate shaa. E resemble the one my Papa get for house.

Education › Re: The Truth About The Issues In Uniben Crises by NeeKlaus: 4:08pm On Feb 04, 2018

Shurrup, biko... Ask these executives what happened behind the scenes and how money exchanged hands frequently.

You said they starved past leaders financially? Where did you hear that one?? If you don't know what goes on in the school SUG, it's better you keep shut!

Inasmuch as they don't deserve the consequent rustication, still protest isn't the answer.

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