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RomanceRe: What Turns You "ON" When You See A Girl Or Guy?. by NeeKlaus: 1:37pm On Jan 07, 2018
Girls always say "My dream guy must be Tall, Dark and Handsome."


So who are the people that date the Tall, Light skinned guys?? undecided
EducationRe: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by NeeKlaus: 12:59pm On Jan 07, 2018
Nelsizzy:
Baba, aw far. You remember me from that Chevron thread. Dra. ei, u try wella. I respect what you are doing. To the new intakes, welcome to Unistress grin
My guy! Ofcourse naa..
What's good?
RomanceRe: How To Make A Lady Crave Your Attention. by NeeKlaus: 12:18am On Jan 07, 2018
Yes, you are right but it only works IF THE GIRL IS INTERESTED IN YOU. If she isn't, you are wasting your time.

I have used it a couple of times, even did it last week.
RomanceRe: Help, My Relationship Is About To Hit The Rocks by NeeKlaus: 11:30pm On Jan 06, 2018
Respect55:
I appreciate ur concern bro. I will go by next weekend.
I will update u people on how things turn out when I might have gone to see her.
I'm ready for the relationship bro. Very much ready
Fine. Please go next weekend o. It's hard to see girls that would love you that much these days. You can mention me when you want to update again.
RomanceRe: Help, My Relationship Is About To Hit The Rocks by NeeKlaus: 1:40pm On Jan 06, 2018
You are not even ready for this relationship. It's obvious you are considering just yourself and it's clear this girl loves you a lot.

See eh, when a girl truly loves you, your physical presence will mean a lot to her. Gifts and calls can never substitute physical contact in a relationship. It's not possible except that girl doesn't love you at all.

For crying out loud, you haven't visited her in 7 whole months and she's complaining, even when you promised her you would visit? Honestly, if I were that girl, I will break up ASAP and face someone that is ready to give her that attention.

You know what to do. Relationships and Love matters are all about sacrifices. If you can't sacrifice just two days in an entire 7 months, so she can relish your presence, then I can boldly say that you are not ready for that relationship. For Chrissakes, are you the first person to do business? How busy can you be??

Bros, you know what to do. Do it fast.
Christianity EtcRe: Video Of "Strange Ghost" At Entrance Of Synagogue Church Sent To TB Joshua by NeeKlaus: 8:05pm On Jan 05, 2018
Gotohellosewa:
Nigerians sef. This is clearly one of the ghost workers that Dullar-dinho appointed. He was going to do Thanksgiving service. Shey ghost no fit thank god?
Just look at this guy's username. Is there anything I won't see on Nairaland?! grin
BusinessRe: Now Buying 6months And Above Old Twitter Accounnt by NeeKlaus: 8:01pm On Jan 05, 2018
Any criteria for selection?
EducationRe: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by NeeKlaus: 7:32pm On Jan 05, 2018
Edopesin:
Bro To Be Honest, I Haven't Made Much Preparations To Resume Yet
Apart from that shaa. Your prayer should be getting cleared without having any problems whatsoever with the clearance officers.

Some of these clearance officers nor get joy.
EducationRe: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by NeeKlaus: 6:54pm On Jan 05, 2018
Edopesin:
So We're Coming Back After Clearance Or We'll Still Be In The School Till Lecture Starts
Lols! What are you going back home to do again?? Are you not tired of staying at home? grin
RomanceRe: Brag About Yourself: What Are You Really Good At? by NeeKlaus: 6:22pm On Jan 05, 2018
Blackhawk03:
Hahahaha cheesy grin

Not yet but she packs a very good punch. You don't want to be at the receiving end... tongue
Hmmm... Okay, I have respected myself already. My Mama said I should never upset Tomboys. It's too early to be brutalized in the year. grin
RomanceRe: Brag About Yourself: What Are You Really Good At? by NeeKlaus: 5:57pm On Jan 05, 2018
Blackhawk03:
Kukuma start running, na tomboy. tongue tongue
Chisos! And she has 6Packs too?? shocked
RomanceRe: Brag About Yourself: What Are You Really Good At? by NeeKlaus: 5:47pm On Jan 05, 2018
Blackhawk03:
This is my first time of putting my picture up. The previous ones were my sis.

Thanks for the compliment. kiss
Oh! They were all your Sis?! Let her not come and beat me shaa.. grin
RomanceRe: Brag About Yourself: What Are You Really Good At? by NeeKlaus: 5:25pm On Jan 05, 2018
Blackhawk03:
Klaus of the Originals, enjoy the pinshure like that. No be everyday be Christmas. cheesy grin tongue
This one is really cute shaa... Na the previous ones wey ah nor just understand.

Blacky. kiss
RomanceRe: Brag About Yourself: What Are You Really Good At? by NeeKlaus: 2:14pm On Jan 05, 2018
Blackhawk03:
I'm a good listener. Like, I don't even have to try or talk much, people just confide in me. Which is quite funny because I'm a badass secretive person. I appreciate y'all that have taken time to confide in this lil girl and trust me, your secrets are safe because your girl is super forgetful. cheesy grin tongue

I'm also good at bringing out the positivity in people, I hardly see a bad end to someone or situation. cheesy grin

And just like op, I'm a chronic procrastinator. God epp me embarassed
Blacky, sometimes you will look one kyn. Sometimes, you will look fine.

Stop all these confusion naa.huh
RomanceRe: Brag About Yourself: What Are You Really Good At? by NeeKlaus: 2:11pm On Jan 05, 2018
Giving bad head. undecided
RomanceRe: Q by NeeKlaus: 11:40am On Jan 05, 2018
Oga, your girlfriend can't make decisions for herself. She's letting religion come between you both. I thought they said Love has no boundaries, has no limitations? Means she didn't truly love you.

If she can let her family dictate what should happen in her relationship, then trust me, it will continue when you both start living under the same roof.

That said, the issue of tithing is not enough to break a relationship. Nahhh.. it isn't.
RomanceRe: What Plastic Surgeons Can Do To A Woman's Body Is Amazingly Crazy (photo) by NeeKlaus: 11:03am On Jan 05, 2018
So as you censored this now, what else do you want us to see? undecided

But I thought we listed "sins" like this among the things that shouldn't continue this 2018?
WebmastersRe: Lindaikeji, Naijaloaded, 9jaflaver, Instablog9j The Top Blogs In Nigeria by NeeKlaus: 9:23am On Jan 05, 2018
eezeribe:
When it comes to longevity... You can't be comparing Coca-Cola with Google and Facebook.... It's an insult to Dr. John S. Pemberton(do you know what 1886 meanshuh)

Saying that Naijaloaded is catching up with Linda Ikeji's blog is another insult to Makinde Azeez(because both blogs have been doing different things as far back as 2009;can you flash back to the days of mtn,Glo and Etisalat cheats and tweaks on Bolt,Ucweb and Opera mini browsers)

I hope you won't come and tell us that instablog9ja has overtaken nairaland...
Spot on! Naijaloaded really gave me a lot of free data back then. God bless Makinde Azeez.

But truly, Linda Ikeji is losing relevance too. There is no music these days that you won't hear that "9jaflaver signatory".
RomanceRe: Man Pays For Hotel Room For A Lady In Lagos. She Refuses Sex & This Happened by NeeKlaus: 8:31pm On Jan 04, 2018
Yes! This is what a Feminist should be. Be independent enough to pay for your own stuff; that's the true Feminism.


Not all these ones shouting "Broke guys shouldn't have an erection", yet they can't even afford a proper orgasm. undecided
CelebritiesRe: ‘i’m Gay, My Bae F**k My A*s’ – Bobrisky Finally Comes Out Openly (photos) by NeeKlaus: 1:09pm On Jan 03, 2018
But these people that have Anal sex are trying o. I can remember what I suffered when I had constipation, I was busy speaking in tongues. Yet somebody will be taking that thing in on a daily as if it's sugar. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Dj Cuppy Kissing And Hugging Davido's Manager As Wizkid Have Fun With Obafemi Ma by NeeKlaus: 1:04pm On Jan 03, 2018
Greystone:
Mr Eazi right now...
Oga, Eazi is dating TEMI Otedola not CUPPY Otedola.
RomanceRe: Yahoo Plus+: The Stories Are Fake by NeeKlaus: 9:03pm On Jan 02, 2018
Gerrard59:
I don't believe someone can make money, lots of it or miniscule, by killing someone and using the body parts. Except maybe for medical purposes, which the vast majority aren't.

Just get used to it, not every Nigerian believes in what you believe. Nevertheless, we're country wo(men).
You don't believe because you haven't seen or you choose not to believe at all?

'Cause I wonder why someone will see tales like this grace the news frequently and still remain adamant. So, which is it Bros?
RomanceRe: Yahoo Plus+: The Stories Are Fake by NeeKlaus: 7:54pm On Jan 02, 2018
Gerrard59:
The fact that people actually believed it or believe that ritual killing brings money or makes one rich shows the problem with our education sector.
Where are you people from, honestly? Are you actually in this Nigeria? Most of you like to claim more educated than the white man himself.

The fact that a Nigerian dismisses diabolical practices as a hoax actually baffles me. undecided
RomanceRe: Does Age Really Matter For A Romantic Relationship? by NeeKlaus: 4:45pm On Jan 02, 2018
Franky826:
grin

Lol bro is obviously new in the game.

See during my mad days I never dated someone I was older than, they were all older than me the closest I've ever had was same year. She was born 23rd may and i was July 22. Still she respected me as though I was her father.

The secret?

Wait for it.....

LIES!

It's the most illogical potent weapon to dating older women.

See them ladies would never respect you if they knew they were older than you. Their ego won't let most of them, it's almost natural in most of em.

Don't say your age first, trick them to always say theirs first grin. And then Interpolate and add numbers to your real age


That's how I dated one aunty back then in my 2nd year or so in school.

Babe got mad curves. The day she told me her age my heart flew grin I had to compose myself back again and added 6years on top of my age.

The rest was history grin

You are welcome grin
Ah! Bros, one crate of Orijin for you.
Never tell a Lady your true age if you sense that she's older than you. She will never accord you that due respect. She will always make sure she reminds you of that fact constantly; it's like a default in them.

That's how one that was flowing well with me found out she was just 2 months older than me, just 2 months o. She stopped talking to me from that day. Women are funny.grin
RomanceRe: Yahoo Plus, Handkerchief, Ritual Sex: Many Nigerian Female Students Walking Dead by NeeKlaus: 9:41am On Jan 02, 2018
GavelSlam:
I'm more embarrassed to be living in the same information age as you.

Has Nigeria's wealth from diaspora increased as a result of Yahoo+?

No wahala. Believe what you may. Computer age or not. I can't force you. You will experience it firsthand one day and no one will tell you to tweak your mindset by yourself.
RomanceRe: Yahoo Plus, Handkerchief, Ritual Sex: Many Nigerian Female Students Walking Dead by NeeKlaus: 9:27am On Jan 02, 2018
GavelSlam:
Your friend is a yahoo boy, otherwise known as a fraudster, and sometimes referred to as a THIEF.

All the other rituals he undertakes do not factor.

All the Yahoo + boys that fail would never tell you how they've killed a baby but haven't been able to make a dime regardless.
I am totally nonplussed that a Nigerian would type this. You don't believe in the Spiritual? You don't believe that people engage in rituals to generate wealth in Nigeria and it actually works for them? In the year 2018?

Oga, remain in your naïvety. Trust me, they say it's the stubborn fly that follows the corpse to the grave. Many of you are dismissing it as hearsays even after people gave their personal encounters? Okay.
RomanceRe: Yahoo Plus, Handkerchief, Ritual Sex: Many Nigerian Female Students Walking Dead by NeeKlaus: 11:50pm On Jan 01, 2018
Pataricatering:
Your own brain is probably worse than fish brain sef since u believe this stupid story . It’s funny when a low intelligence person is calling people fish brain , lol
This one is dense o. I have noticed one thing about Nigerians. Whenever the truth is laid out, they always look for one way or the other to disprove it, no matter how foolhardy it looks.

Yes, this advice is not just for the ladies; guys are inclusive cause they are used too. You are a lady, if you like don't be careful in your pursuit of material gains. Stay there and be trying to look for what is wrong in the OP's tale instead of listening to the voice of reason.
EducationRe: Which Is The Most Used English Word On Nairaland For 2017? by NeeKlaus: 9:23am On Jan 01, 2018
Savage.

And it's also the most abused.
Christianity EtcRe: Rev Fr Mbaka's Prophecies For 2018: "Buhari, Contest & Be Disgraced In 2019" by NeeKlaus: 8:45am On Jan 01, 2018
frankIzuchukwu:
what do you mean by games
I was there PRESENT
some persons will still post same thing
change the CHANGE
How do these things look like prophecies to you? Or you don't know what prophecies are?

These are simply pieces of advice and they are all politically inclined.
Christianity EtcRe: Re: Apostle Suleiman's Prophecy For 2017. by NeeKlaus: 8:30am On Jan 01, 2018
This is bullshyt. If you assess these prophecies now, they don't even have an 80% success rate. So a prophecy with that amount of failure is just guess work.

Nothing else.

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