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FoodRe: Nigerians Are Talented, This Wedding Cake Is Amazing (Photo) by NeeKlaus: 2:20pm On Dec 16, 2017
dollyjoy:
And what has the cure for HIV got to do with cake discussion brohuh
I will give you one word - Sarcasm. And if you can't find out how that word relates to my post then, I am not sorry. smiley
FoodRe: Nigerians Are Talented, This Wedding Cake Is Amazing (Photo) by NeeKlaus: 1:30pm On Dec 16, 2017
Jodha:
Wow....this is good...Nigerians especially Niger Deltans are super talented ..
Niger Deltans? How does tribe come into play here?

We are just talking about a CAKE and not the cure for HIV. undecided
RomanceRe: I Think He's Using Me. Is He? by NeeKlaus: 5:44pm On Dec 15, 2017
NoFavors:
I'm surprised people are taking him seriously. Who doesn't know he's a dude? Nairalanders ehnnn
LOL. I guess Trolling is now a lucrative job these days.
RomanceRe: I Think He's Using Me. Is He? by NeeKlaus: 5:52pm On Dec 14, 2017
I thought this OP was a dude? huh
RomanceRe: All The Things That Happen When Bae Says He’s On The Way To Your Place by NeeKlaus: 5:48pm On Dec 14, 2017
agbonkamen:
I wonder how the world would have look like if God didn't create woman.... Virginia is very important to men o their life depend on it grin
The same way you depend on the diçk. The feeling is mutual. kiss
RomanceRe: My Boss Is Having Issues With Me Bcs All The Female Colleagues Love Me by NeeKlaus: 5:43pm On Dec 14, 2017
This one is living in a delusion of grandeur.grin
Music/RadioRe: Biggest Moments In Nigerian Music Industry In 2017 by NeeKlaus: 4:09pm On Dec 14, 2017
DeBlessedOne:
And let us also give dishonour to whom dishonour is due. Our very own wrangler Veichle verification Personell. One time wizkid bottle breaking beneficiarry, one time credit card thief, one time shattered whale commisioner for wizkid affairs, presently nobody. Ladies and gentlemen, with a standing ovation, please ensure that your credit cards are beyond criminal reach as we make welcome, Dammy Ole Krane!
Lol, Bros, did you school in Uniben? Please, I need to know. grin
CrimeRe: My Elder Brother Is Back From Prison. Advice Him by NeeKlaus: 12:13pm On Dec 14, 2017
makydebbie:
I'm cool, you? Goodmoney. kiss
Managing life.
Guudaftunuu, Ma. kiss How's your day been?
CrimeRe: My Elder Brother Is Back From Prison. Advice Him by NeeKlaus: 8:55am On Dec 14, 2017
makydebbie:
grin grin
LOL. Debbie, howie you? kiss
RomanceRe: Lady Narrates How She Had Sex With A Dog In Victoria Island For N3 Million by NeeKlaus: 12:37am On Dec 14, 2017
Dog dey fvck like god? Which kind of lie will Joro not force down our throats? grin

TravelRe: FESTAC Tanker Fire Destroyed 26 Vehicles, Others (Photos, Video) by NeeKlaus: 12:05am On Dec 14, 2017
kenonze:
angry
Few weeks after Davido released his fire Fia
Have sense naa. Your name is Kenonze, you should have sense.
RomanceRe: Nairaland Girls Leave Lalasticlala Alone .... I Don't Share My Man! by NeeKlaus: 1:43pm On Dec 13, 2017
LOL. Only few people presently have seen Lalasticlala's picture. I like the mystery that guy enshrouds himself in.grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls Can't Hold A Meaningful Conversation by NeeKlaus: 1:39pm On Dec 13, 2017
AlexCk:
Lol,
Not necessarily though,

Some people (boy or girl), don't really know how to chat, infact, got a friend (a gurl), that's a terrible chatter, but when we are together or on the phone, jesus!!!, she talks tooooo much, angry. Lol,
I onced asked her, why she couldn't chat just like how she talks, she wss like, 'too much typing stressful biko, she prefers Voice notes, or calls'. Lol.

So, all na preference
Spot on! I have a friend that is exactly like that. On Whatsapp, this girl doesn't type more than one sentence no matter what you say. If she ever does, then know that stuff is very very important to her.

But when talking to her physically, she's a chatterbox. Talks nonstop. I asked her why she doesn't chat the way she talks and she said she hates "chatting on Whatsapp", that she prefers scrolling through Instagram than replying messages on Whatsapp.

So truly, it depends on the kind of Lady.
CrimeRe: My Elder Brother Is Back From Prison. Advice Him by NeeKlaus: 11:28am On Dec 13, 2017
biacan:
I think he go into business and draw himself closer to GOD try to get an elder to advise him good luck
This is the only sensible thing you have posted on this forum since you registered. The way I see it, there's still hope for you. huh
EducationRe: 10 Best Universities To Study Law In Medicine & Surgery by NeeKlaus: 11:26am On Dec 13, 2017
"Law in Medicine and Surgery"?? Are you okay??
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Shy Guy by NeeKlaus: 10:23am On Dec 13, 2017
So, everybody's now shy? There's no outgoing person here again? Okay na.
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RomanceRe: The Famous Yoruba Baby Now Grown by NeeKlaus: 11:33pm On Dec 12, 2017
Not funny. Try again tomorrow. undecided
RomanceRe: When Your Crush Finally Text You Before 2018 And You Got No Chill by NeeKlaus: 6:06pm On Dec 12, 2017
ShayGirl:
Was that the answer to the simple question she asked? Jst look at u quoting "its too late to fail" for the simple test u've already failed!...
Jesus Christ! What's with you Nairalanders and deep responses since morning?

Everyone is just angry.grin
CrimeRe: SARS Officer Tortures Man To Death In Ondo. Wife Turned Down His Sex Request by NeeKlaus: 4:54pm On Dec 12, 2017
Y'all should ignore this guy. He feeds on the attention. The funny thing is that he actually has 'fans'. Things like this makes me shake my head in pity.

The only thing I admire about him is his grammatical flow and that's where it ends.
PoliticsRe: Facebook User Spotted Nnamdi Kanu In Ghana Eating Pizza by NeeKlaus: 9:00am On Dec 12, 2017
GuyWise:
Another afonja harlot on the loose!

These people are extremely useless.
So, Ujunwa is now an Afonja name?? This is interesting.grin
BusinessRe: Akodessewa Fetish Market, Lome Togo: The World's Largest Voodoo Market (Graphic) by NeeKlaus: 12:37am On Dec 12, 2017
Greenbuoy:
Op, abeg epp me ask whether dem get jazz wey pesin fit take wound Bet9ja
Bros, that wounding is very very essential.

All of us for this country suppose hold meeting, discuss how we go take dismantle that company, even if na to invite our village people.

Bet9ja don injure boys well..huh
CelebritiesRe: Girlfriend Caught Trying To Kill Ex-lovers Children, Stripped Naked (photos/vide by NeeKlaus: 11:51am On Dec 11, 2017
Whoever came up with that quote "Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned" is actually a wise man.
BusinessRe: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by NeeKlaus:
BusinessRe: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by NeeKlaus: 8:59am On Dec 11, 2017
11) Those who never come to the Banking hall with their own pen: These kind of people are quite annoying. Why can't you have your own pen? Must you disturb me? Funny enough, it cuts across all classes as somebody like Otedola has borrowed my pen at Zenith's Ikeja branch (I am not a Liar, please. grin)
Young guys use this as an excuse to start up conversations with the attractive ladies in the banking hall and so far, it has been working.


12) Those who come to the bank just to charge their phone: This is another irresponsible crew. Once they step into the bank, their eyes begin to roam for an available charging outlet. They dash for it immediately when they realize it's free. These kind of people will come to the bank with their phones, laptops, inverters (and if possible, their solar panels grin) just to make sure they charge everything.

You begin to wonder why home training wasn't included in the Constitution.
ComputersRe: How To Expand SD Card With SDATA Tool by NeeKlaus: 8:54am On Dec 11, 2017
No link to download the software?
SportsRe: The Fraud Called Bakayoko by NeeKlaus: 11:39am On Dec 10, 2017
Olalekank:
Just like the norm of Nigeria and Argentina

Do you think this thing is a co incidence or there are some background work cos all these whites ehn....
That's just how football is, Bruh. The powers that be always influence the outcome for them to make more gain.

Just the way Arsenal keep on getting Bayern Munich in the Round of 16s.grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Wants The ‘lord’s Prayer’ Changed by NeeKlaus: 10:29am On Dec 10, 2017
Malcolm101:
Excuss You! Don't They've Many Bishops Who Are Gay? Or Haven't You Read Of Many Catholic Prists Who Has Sexually Abused Young Boys? Read Man.

Before Looking 4 What To Correct In The Bible, He Should Start With D One In His Church.
You haven't stil answered the question; where did you see that the Catholic Church intends including Homosexuality in the Bible?

Direct me to a valid source and I won't argue with you further.
SportsRe: Dont Fall Prey To Scammers, Be Careful. by NeeKlaus: 10:12am On Dec 10, 2017
Viserion:
dear nairalanders, today is my birthday please help me to celebrate, I am expecting gifts o plenty plenty or card 0.7.0.3.2.0.2.9.6.4.7
You are expecting gifts and airtime from people that don't know you? You think this is the United States? undecided


Happy Birthday, by the way. That's what you should be asking for.

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