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moshoodn: YES O. . . TELL THEM AGAIN. . .

WHEN YOU SIT EXPOSED TO LIGHT RAYS, ESPECIALLY THOSE IN THE BLUE WAVELENGHT, YOUR RETINA BECOMES SENSITIVE, YOUR OPTIC NERVES BECOMES OVER-EXCITED; DISTORTION OCCURS AND THIS IN TURN MAKES YOUR OPTIC LOBE TO THROB IN ORDER TO BALANCE OUTPUT TO INPUT. . .THEN YOUR HEADACHE BEGINS.

EXPOSURE TO LIGHT ALSO CAUSES DEPLETION OF MELATONIN LEVELS. . . YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS DON'T YA, FELLOW CORPERS ??

WORDS FROM A BIOCHEMIST.

does it turn u into a mutant? Or some reaaly cool stuff like d incredible Hulk? Cos i'd love dat
ok u can blame dat on tuu much TV..lol

moshoodn: ITS GONNA BE FUN ALL DAY, BROTHER. . .

OKOYA, LOSKEE AND SAMMY, OVER TO YOU !!!




WHEN IT COMES TO ANALYSIS TO THE CORE, I THINK NELLY IS THE MAN.

NELLY, WHATS YOUR EXPERTISE, FOR REAL ??



I KNOW YOU ARE RESERVED. . .

ONLY A RESERVED PERSON COULD STAY IN THE SUN CITY FOR 4 YEARS AND HARDLY EVER VISITS THE FUN CITY

GUESS YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ??

woah!!.. Dats some flattery amigo!
But one well received. Gracias muchas.

Okoya: Nell07, wat did u study? Or watz ur profession? I like ur analysis.... Thumbs up bro

*bows in a japanese fashion*
Arigato'zimas (meanin 'thank u sir')
....
All dat blabbin? Lolz.. Jex trying to keep d fingaz buzy n the thread lively.

Abbasufi: GOOD JOB MAN

tnx boss... Means a lot

flairlady: haha,dnt mind me o.am very reserved and i do comment at times,good morning,great prospective 2012 batch b corp members.one love

reserved? No waha.
I'm pretty sure okoya has made RESERVations for u RIGHT HERE in d room, not outside from d window.

So even if na regular grins and 'ok's' we no go mind.

Okoya: hmmmmm.......... nywayz, I nid more of u here

heheheh... Na so ma bruther. I feel u

[quote author=T.stone]I see you nell07...nice exposition!*claps*[/quote]thank u thank u thank u
*takes a bow*

oh n i failed to mention UJ & SIGBA ... They seem to have set their game in motion... I wish una d best o.

Dr loskee... Ur ve been scarce. Was begining to think doctors have gone on another strike.

And to other tyt guys n classy babes *my hand dey pain me, so i no fit begin type names* i dey see all of una handwork. I hail una too.

goodmorning nice ladies n kworrect gentledudes...
Hope y'all had a great nyt.

I see...lotsa events happened yesterday.

*9 is temporarily incapacitated. (get well soon soldier)

*d first lady (shygal) is going 'smwhr far away' (hmm i wonder where dat could be..did she tell anyone? Or has she gone to nurse or 9 back to health? Maybe she's scared of how Naijaobi n BJ88'll treat her in d absence of 9 (remeber d oddesy story?) or could dis be their way of GETTING AWAY FROM D THREAD FOR A HONEYMOON without our knowledge ) dont attack me 4 being dis critical,
i'm a detective remeber? & its my duty to exhaust all possible options.

*okoya has been walkin on eggshells whenever BJ88 is around (grow some ballz amigo, or izdat ur way of gettn her attention? By playing 'scared of her' a victim)

*Naijaobi & BJ seeem to be gettn into each other. Nice. (i hav a strong feeling dat dis couple'll take over 9's office before he returns ...... *sniffing* i smell a coup already)

*a special salute to my chairman n boss, abbasufi. I see lotsa alien presence here. Especially dat *nameless* guy.
Sorry i'm kinda too busy wiv offline concerns to assist with ongoing investigations.

*i see dat MR DESPERATE (eze) is STILL "single & searching" and not to mention STILL DESPERATE (guy jux take am easy abeg, maybe ur missing rib neva grad. She fit still dey write junior waec .. So relax joor and stop smothering our chics here)

*i see MR STONE is concerned about d governance of d thread (he's sensing d coup also) and is therefore trying to pull some strings in order to bring 9's deputy & 'right hand man' MOSHOOD to d seat. But mosh is OBVIOUSLY more concerned wit other issues to get involved in d power tussle.

So my ppl. Dis is a sensitive period. & maybe time to show where ur loyalties lie.
Our leader 9 or d Vibrant n energetic NAIJAOBI?

Goodmorning again

Okoya: Buh datz d fact shy.....
Series of post here is jst abt shy shy shy shy...,,

free d chica joor.
As d first lady of dis thread did u expect any less?

anitank: Nah, no more Rivers for me. Lasgidi is where its all happening,all the work, all the fun u knw?.Besides the cost of living in Ph is way too expensive. Even ur allowee no go do anytin

.

I see *jots it down*

Shygal: My goodness! I'v bin sold for jus 100 naira 9 y me? Is it because am nt fat?*cryin*

:p

anyway, i wouldnt worry abuh it if i were u. Zeros na guy man. Him jux wan collect moni from d desperate maga.

& wat if i told u, d guy's just begging to pay #100 jux to be allowed to view ya pics?... Ehn. U like dat won abi?

Ezemarcel: please bukkylois some one told me dat u re single?

lmao!
Wrong tactics fella.
No lady wants a guy dat'll be wit her JUST COS she's single AND he's deaperate..
Feel me?

anitank: University of Portharcourt, Microbiology. U?

n u dont want to serve in Rivers?
Why not?
Cos i'm sorta throwin a wild gamble between Rivers & lagos

norilicious: ..

tnx luv...i learnt u boo hs gt sm cash in da bank?? u don see d money befor??

hehehehe. Omo dis babe critical o

i'm sure shygal is working by faith n not by sight.

na wa for all dismorning rain.
Mehn e no go easy for camp o....

Goodmornin y'all. Hope y'all had a beautifl nyt. Cos I diid

nitrogen: hahahahaha, just some minutes out of the whole of the day, believe me, you already made my day. Quite funny

nurrin do u my guy.

Shygal: am 5n dear. @nell envy small small o,lol. I observd ur an intelligent chap, uv got tight deliveries. Ppl lyk u are wt Nig nids... Kip it up...

woah!!
Easy on da compliment milady
datz d sweetest thing i've hrd dis month. Thankiez.
Swt dreams.

OYA.. E don knack midnyt.
Lights out!!
Make oll of una go crash..(not like Dana air sha)
and lemme not catch any bois in d gals hall 2nyt *flashing torchlight*

no noise is allowed.... Altho loud snoring is encouraged
i remember my roomie bak in skl. D guy snoring loud pass locomotive train.
One faithful nyt lyk dat. PHCN been don bone us as usual. And na during exam period wey most guys don broke scatter to even buy one litre of fuel. Bud dis my guy no send d heat sef.. Him jux dey faya d snore dey go,

at about 11pm, i heard a babe-knock on my door (of course if guy knock u go know na)

i quickly put on my boxers (i sleep in d nude).. Opened d door and saw dis chic standing there wid 2BB's and one nokia. With charger o. Say she wan charge fone. Hahaha.
Me i surprise come ask am whether she see lyt for my room.
She come dey apologise say she been hear my 'gen' dey run so she run to come charge fone.
Na so i just hol my belle begin tear laff for ther (i no even know when d gal take commot).
D babe beeen mistake my guy snore for generator. Only God know why I no deaf for dat room sef


so.. Like a said b4.
Light awt!!
And swt drms too
*turns off light, flings off boxers & grabs pillow*

una gdnyt abeg

kinnad: Romance has made ma question unnoticed. I ask again,are we supposed 2b doing d corper shun thing@d parade ground while it is raining? 2ndly,i gat some white three quarter knickers bt they av some little design at d sides...wil they allow it'

yea.. I think it will be allowed. Dunno for sure tho. Buh someguy told me it will.
Dunno abuh parades in da rain. But as far as i'm concern i'd choose it over d sun ANY DAY!

Shygal: Whrs' 9 my prince charming? I'm crazy abt u n i rily wish 2 spnd evry wakin moment wid u...

kinnad: Romance has made ma question unnoticed. I ask again,are we supposed 2b doing d corper shun thing@d parade ground while it is raining? 2ndly,i gat some white three quarter knickers bt they av some little design at d sides...wil they allow it'

yea.. I think it will be allowed. Dunno for sure tho. Buh someguy told me it will.
Dunno abuh parades in da rain. But as far as i'm concern i'd choose it over d sun ANY DAY!


@shygal..
Walahi. Me sef dondey envy Zeros small small

Shygal: ator...

no be small thing o

norilicious: heheheh...u hv no idea..very pretty..

oya na!
Na proof we dey wait for so.
Upload sharp sharp

norilicious: ...

mayb hes being extra carefl..doesnt wnt to reveal too much..i repect dt sha..weda na igbo linguistic or forestry,animal science whicheva one wey im be....na graduate..u fit see am for bank afta service...

lmao! See ya fine head and small mouth!!
I studied project mgt technology at FUTO.
And d bank is d last place i wan2 work.
Wat course did U study?

sigba: Bring it on.

lolx..
Not now sha!
Me n TETEYAKS get 40days fastn n prayer to complete.
And besides, i respect UJCHIEF:

norilicious: ...


huh Nell am impressed...wt did u study in skul??

tnx missy.
I studied directly under da great Rabbi, Abbasufi.

norilicious: ..

hes free to carry out evry necessary investigations ..u hv notin to fear nine...ur detectiv is doing a gud job ..*kudos*..

tnx for d permit..
Anyway my BOSS, Abbasufi, already completed his investigation even before now. All dat was left is to get d report in order..

@9-zeros.....
Chairman. My oga sai make i foward dis report giv u:
''MISS Norillicious IS CLEAN, AND POSES NO IMMEDIATE THREAT TO D CLUB. although we lack enough info to decipher any future potentials of such.
To the best of our knowledge, she only means to share in our information resources. And most of her activities are positive, albeit clandestine.
She is more of the observatory type, whose initial activities almost rocked d otherwise stable relationship between d president (9zeros) and d first lady (shygal)..... Yes she's d same "Typical African lady with d right curves in all d right places".

We're advised to mingle freely, but with minimum caution (especially SHYGAL)....
Her interest in d thread is steady, she's new to d country (NL) and almost all her activities have been within dis very thread.

I regret to admit dat we currently have NO leads as to her social background, owing to d fact dat she currently has no permanent establishments (Topics)

so dats d much we can offer d house for Now, THE REST IS EITHER CLASSIFIED, OR TOO PERSONAL TO BE INCLUDED IN A PUBLIC REPORT.."

So cheers everyone..
Hope una dey enjoy. Me sef plan to go obtain white sneakers 2mao for market

[quote author=9-zeros]Ok. Ma baby iz rily killin em...she'z da bomb n 9 got a gun. A bomb n a gun!.... Dem haters dont stand a chance. we only fly first class baby...
@shy: shhhhhhh, u aint gotta explain notin to no one, d bond is strong... dats y we luv us.
@nell07: lol. I see u're tryin break us....but dat aint gonna happen. D luv is steel.
@detective abbasufi: i see u.[/quote]hehehe.. Apologies my chairman. Obviously yur game tyt!
Yu haff my full support.
I hereby rest my case.

Abbasufi: OK ASST DETECTIV N HERE IS SIGBA

hahaha..lmao!
tnx serge.... As mouth-watering as d offer is, i'm inclined to decline.
SIGBA is a goddess, buh no tnx chief.
I'm no scavenger. I catch my own game.

@sigba.. Dat doesnt mean u're 100% safe sha o

Shygal: @prof nell, I tink dis pix wil prove u rong, coz it's obvios dere's no damn boxer on ma wall... lol

kAI! Dis one no be prooof joor! Na seduction. U wan carry seduction cover my mouth abi? U baadt o

n besides no be dat side of d wall d boxers dey. E dey close to dat ya wardrobe wey u keep ur bag ontop (dis pic no show d other side of d room)

hehe. Anyway. I don talk ma own. I know sai 9 no be smalll pikin na, if u like, rush go commot d boxers from hanger.

But wait o.
I bet my bicycle allawii say u photoshop doz lips jooor!!

Shygal: hahahahahahahaha, OMG...i cudn't stop laffin btw u were ryt ryt wen u said am slim n 5'8 tall. Dts ma height n i weigh 60kg. Wow u were ryt abt evrytin xcpt d boxers' hmmmn whre did u c dt 1 na? Dnt mk 9 brk up wid me o! lol, bt come o, wt did u study? Lemme gues, human anatomy/human psychology...lol. Tnx prof nell 4tha upgrades *blushin*

lolz.. U mean am?
Na for me to go open church na,
and about d boxers, i'll leave dat one for U and Zeros to iron awt

[quote author=9-zeros]dis na baaaaad guy. i go sack abbasufi n employ u as d new detective. hahaha.
@shy: who got em boxers?!! if its a guy, say dis to him: "can u die 4 me?...9 is comin 2nite wit a smokin gun"[/quote]ha no o!
Abbasufi na my chairman. I be him apprentice (boy boy).

Shygal: Hellooo evry1,
4doz of u dt dnt knw me, dis is treasura shygal; u cud also catch a glimpse of ma oda pix on ma profile. I'l b takin both pix off afta 2day.
PEACE to u all...

Shygal: Hellooo evry1,
4doz of u dt dnt knw me, dis is treasura shygal; u cud also catch a glimpse of ma oda pix on ma profile. I'l b takin both pix off afta 2day.
PEACE to u all...

swt..
U know wat they say dat ''a piksho speaks a thousand words''?.. Well its TRUE.
*takes off professor-sized glasses, wipes with hankie and puts it back on resting at d tip of d nose......peering closely in a wikded proffessor style*
lets see... Lets see *clears throat*
hmmm
the most obvious thing about ur pics is dat U THINK U'RE BEAUTIFUL.

Shygal: Hellooo evry1,
4doz of u dt dnt knw me, dis is treasura shygal; u cud also catch a glimpse of ma oda pix on ma profile. I'l b takin both pix off afta 2day.
PEACE to u all...

Shygal: Hellooo evry1,
4doz of u dt dnt knw me, dis is treasura shygal; u cud also catch a glimpse of ma oda pix on ma profile. I'l b takin both pix off afta 2day.
PEACE to u all...

swt..
U know wat they say dat ''a piksho speaks a thousand words''?.. Well its TRUE.
*takes off professor-sized glasses, wipes with handkie and puts it back on resting at d tip of d nose......peering closely in a wiked proffessor style*
lets see... Lets see *clears throat*
hmmm
the most obvious thing about ur pics is dat U THINK U'RE BEAUTIFUL, and i think U RE RIGHT.
Secondly, ur eyes n lips are screaming "QUIET BUT EXPERIENCED"... And maybe wid a very lil dosage of shyness

u have an 'African' nose, which tells me u're african of course..lol

next, it is quite obvious too say u no dey carri ya hair joke.. And dat includes d eyebrows too. *whispering* dunno about d others sha

u're not heavy on d make-up. Meaning dat u're a simple person and quite confident in ur natural apprearance too. Even ur dressing says u like whatever u feel comfortable in. Nice

Ur slender fingers gives a free 'expo' of d rest of ur physique: SLIM and of an average build, say 5'8

ur pix also say dat, it's pretty easy to get a smile from U (yea u're probably smiling as u're reading dis), but u treat ur teeth like a CIA secret. Hence, no teethy smiles
, why na? Abi we suppose pay extra money for u to say 'cheese'?..lol

Anyone (buh most especially 9zeros & Kinnad) can tell dat u have a gorgeous set of C-cup -a#he'mz *traps d sneeze halfway n wipes nostrils*.... I mean. Dat one no need sherlock holmes skills to figure awt na. Its right here staring me in d face

I must also mention a skin dat's well taken care of.

And finally... *whispering* i can see ur metal bunk/bed.....and a pair of light blue boxers hanging on ur wall. Z dat urs or ur bf's?.... I swear i wont tell 9-zeros