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phew!!!
Pg 152 FINALLY *panting*

@all i hail una o.

My man shakz,
bukky,
ms fesladie (shy)
west
d able CHIEF
nell.... Oh. Na me be dat sef, sori
cabme
emmy and our guests...
I see all of una o.

shakz: Anita et bukky make una beta hurry up make una choice o,..tym z criously runnin out....@uncle T ow e dey happen na?,any gist for ur boI @nell i c yu even if u no c me....hope dz couple tinZ will lead 2sumtin gr8 for u guyz/gurlz o

i see u too ma guy. Jx dat i was busy sprinting thru d pages dat somehow have learnt to run like hussein Bolt these days.
Ur face scarce sha.

[quote author=T.stone]You have spoken well nell07*thumbsup*[/quote]thank u my able sec-gen

Cabme: God told mi dat non of us is goi 2 b post 2 ur state of desire

ehn.. Prophet of doom.
2012 neva too modern to stone pesin to death o.
Justsayin sha

Okoya: A man went to visit his father -in- law to be,
and was chewing gum. The father-in-law to
be saw this young man and got furious. This
dialogue ensured
father-in-law: wat? U are in my house to ask
for my daughter's hand in marriage and you are chewing gum? Dats a sign of disrespect.
Man: am sorry sir. I only chew gum wen i
drink and smoke.
Father-in-law: u min u drink and smoke? Oh
my God and u got the guts to come to my
house for my daughter? Man: pls sir dnt b angry i drink and smoke
after clubing.
Father-in-law: as in u do club too?
Man: yes sir i started clubing after i left prison
father-in-law: lord have mercy. U bin to
prison? Man: sorry sir i went to prison after serving
my Jail term.
Father-in-law: why were u sent jail?
Man: becos i got angry and killed a man who
wont allow me marry his daughter.
Father-in-law: realy? Chai my pikin u ar welcme ooo. Yeeepa u for tuk since na sey na
ma pikin mke u cme. Inshort u ar in d
ritehouse. Dnt wori u don mari my pikin put
jara. My Inlaw inlaw.

lmao! Nice one bro

Ezemarcel: oh my dear how did u knw i hv a tender heart...are u a psychologist?

when u almost commited suicide here infront of all of us cos gal no gree for u?..lol
nah! Yu dont need a psychologist to tell yu dat

teteyaks: Okoya baby, dis isnt part of our agreement o

ahaaa!!!
Thank God i haveent made a foo.l of masef yet
chai! Gelz ehn .hehehe

anitank: Yea babez....microbes rule

hahaha!! Microbes!! Lmao!
Dat musta been before d evolution of man abi?
microbes...heheheheh

Okoya: Don't av info abt any state except Lagos.
Was born in Lagos, schooled in Lagos, lives/living in Lagos....
U don't expect me to serve in Lagos
U knw why?
Lagos Corpers re really suffering..... U might not knw dis until u re here, d new posting policy made every thing worse in Lagos, b4 now Corpers runz their postings here probably because they want 2 serve in a good firm, multinationals, banks etc buh everything has changed.... They re jst so stranded on d streets, I see dem in large amts queuing in Ikeja LG. D stress, traffic, population etc is really killing.....
My economics and accounts students shd knw wat standard and cost of living is.....
D cost of living in Lagos is very High buh not as high as PH. d so calld 15k dat we hear Lagos Corpers receive from state govt and d FG allowee won't be sufficient at d end of d day.....heard from a Lagos corper dat d state is not paying dem upto 2 dat amount...., datz by d way
u see a corper at iyanipaja busstop waiting 4 BRT or public bus 4 close 2 an hour, under heavy sun, at d moment, u see him consuming two gala and a bottle of lacasera..... hmmmmm datz jst an appetizer oooooo, no regard from any1, d so called agberos, bus conductors don't even send them a bit.... Many issues, my fingers dey pain me.....
If u re in Lagos, u can continue........

Aha!! Hear o.
I been tryina say d same thing.
ESPECIALLY for those who arent used to lagos state. Lasgidi oriented guys will sure be able to cope thru thick n thin, moreover they already have a network and probably resources to fall bak on incase things dont go d way they planned.

If u're not a 'gidi person. And u're 'runsing' urs to 'gidi based solely on 'hype' and 'hear-say'.. Then u MIGHT be in for a looog thing o. I said 'might'. Humans are blessed wid an uncanny ability to adapt. Especially wen God come enta d mata.

So i'm not tryina discourage anyone. Just being realistic. (i'm always a realistic person)

Okoya: Seriously, u re d only1..... Jez playing around wit odas...... Wat God has joined 2geda let no man put asunder....

hmmm my man, i no comfottable as yu come dey tawk dey look ma side o
d las'thing nell07'l do na to set gutta for another brother front o. Abeg o

Okoya: Seriously, u re d only1..... Jez playing around wit odas...... Wat God has joined 2geda let no man put asunder....

hmmm my man, i no comfottable as yu dey tawk dey look ma side o
d las'thing nell07'l do is to set gutta for another brother front o. Abeg o

dahmylolah: Good mawin peeps ... Just popped in .. And imagine .. Already 3 pages don fly... And i was awake till round 3am tryin 2 catch up on what i missed oo ... This place sef pass BBA oo... Seunn seunn!!!! U no go kuku open hou
se make we start our own reality show 4 dia....

I'sweareigawd!!!

oh & btw.... Up until just now, i had always thought ov Damilola az a Female name

teteyaks: nell07 baby, u knw its bin u all de way na *winks*, its only a faithful hubby dat wil help a wife 2 fast n dat u've proven to me

eeeeehnn!!!?? :0
*washes face vigorously with 'ice water' and reads d post again*
aaaahhh!!!! :O
*slaps himself incase na dream..then washes face yet again*

well..lemme read till d current page before I make a foo..l of masef, becos i have a good feeling dat i definitely will

teteyaks: gudmornin cweet. But u knw our contract will soon end ba? @ all, gdmornin, its gonna be a lovely day.

contract?!!! Yeee!!!

FINALLY!!! I'm on d same page wid y'all *pun intended*

was begining to wonder if there was a nyt vigil dat i wasnt notified about, cos i saw posts made as late as 2am-5am

this thread haff becom d first thing i read in d morni o. Like sai na my bible fa.

@DA NEW mEMBERS.... Una welcome o
@DA OLD MEMBERS...... Una weldone o

@all... Good mornin

anitank: Triple sin..hehe

lolx..
Dat wasnt wat u mrant to say?

kinnad: oga som1 replied u,maybe u're jumping pages. We wil sanction u o,dats our rule...any1 who jumps a page pays a fine. Where's d treasurer,do ur job

maybe u have no idea how hard it is to keep up.
Been readn for almost 45mins now & stll 2 pages behind.
na exams jackings ni?.
Na wa o.. See pages na

odicowest: hm mwahala dey o

wahala?
How exactly is dat a wahala?

silat: @Okoya n Odicowest yea i met my hubby here on nairaland early 2007. N we got chatting on yhoo msgr n also fone cals, we spent hrs talking on fone,so dat was how it strtd o, n den we fixed visiting n dat was it, we got married d following yr n we r blessed with 2 luvly kids(boy n girl).

oh ok.. Now i see.
*nodding*
well done seun

silat: @ all hook up well o, who knows some of γ̥ợ̣̣̇̇̇υ̲̣̥ might be lucky 2 find deir missing rib, just like i did some yrs back here on nairaland.

yu mean u met ur man here on NL?

anitank: Yes oo! Dats wher my people are. I wldnt want goin to anoda place wher I'd be strssed up lookin for an appartment and all. And I have I beta opportunity gettin a good job durin and afta service. The fashion trends,partying and clubbing isn't out of it oo! I've been a loner since high schl reading my brains out. Now am not gona leav any stone in my social life unturned. Blah blah blah...

lolx..
I feel u.
Jux go easy on d 'flexing' abeg. And remember dat things arent always wat they seem to be.
Buh all in all. D nysc year is supposed to be a great one

BJ88: Can see the house is in gud hands!hmm VP moshoodn is doing a gud job...i can see d able Sec-Gen peeping 2 be certain things r fine.....will be back later...down wit a lil headache!

watz wid everyone n headaches nau.

LOSKEE pls look into d matta

bukkylois: 2years I think

woah!
n here i am, almost suicidal, just for having had to wait for 8months.

U have my respect bukky.

bukkylois: Am good, just a little bit anxious

n wat could d anxiety be about senorita? *xcept if its personal ovcuz*

anitank: Yea yea seen. So have u decided on wch state yet? Not like u stil got enuf time to do dat

well.. Yea.
Was rooting for 'gidi, buh my contact told me thr's a mad rush for d state and dat he's no longer optimistic abuh it. So i changed ma mind to ogun.
I still have a chance to change it tho. Dats why i'm considering Rivers. But lack info on d pros n cons of serving thr.

Wat about u?
U seem like a lagos lover

I saw a classmate corper today, serving in lagos.
And mehn!!!
D guy was looking TOTALLY beatn n wornout lolz...
I started to congratulate him on gettn lagos (which i had been looking foward to)... Buh he stopped me halfway. And said. "guy.. No think am. Lagos if full of struggle, and if u dont have any concrete reason for asking for lagos, then u'd have to suffer in vain, considering dat ppa's are similar now unlike befoe."

jst thot i should share wid y'all.

Ezemarcel: i thought am the only noticin it and bn affectd..thanks 4 d observation

lmao!
Guy na wa 4 u o.
Easy abeg

anitank: Ok but how r u goin to fix that in camp?
U don't even knw what d hostel wil look like

think its gon be d typical double-bunked style..
In which case u can easily hang up ur net if u get a bottom bunk..
Or
do a LITTLE extra(if u get d top bunk), by hanging it from partially driven-in nails on d ceiling wood (d boardin house style ) dats if they'll allow it

Okoya: nell07(m), silat(f), ehinuel(m), Nasty22(m), mexmen(m), kinnad(m), bukkylois (f), anitank(f) and 2 guest(s)
Greetings to u all......
Anitank, I see u

i see u also ma broda.
Greetings

bukkylois: Don't have my I'd card, it was retrieved from me wen I collected my cert....n I cnt get a fake cos am scared

lolz.. Its not a fake if it'z got ur face on it.
mine's 'fake' too.
Had my wallet stolen by some dimwit (d lodge president) who came to charge his fone in my room. So i lost mine plus about 6k

got another when i wanted to do my clearance.

*panting & out of breath*
kai! Na wa for dis thread o. Its even worse dan maths (i remeber our maths teacher used to tell us dat if u leave maths for a day, it'll leave u for 2)... If u leave dis thread for just for a few hrs, it'll take u about 6hrs n some serious BEN-JOHNSON skills to catch up. *still panting*

@gboyex & MS_STEPH....... Yu're welcome to d group. Its been a great time so far.
Together we've been thru d major hard times (praying & hoping against all odds when D great batch B was thretened wid elimination......... And even a harder session of prayin & anxiety when d mob' list was about to be released....also, having to decide the best states to 'influence' our postings to)... Now we all have our fingaz croxxxed for postings. Our prayer champions have been on duty for about 2wks now.

Again i say. Welcome

ujchief: get used to it. I heard the food is not that bad. If i could survive a boarding school at secondary school, i can survive camp. But i'm storing some cash for back-up

spoken like a boarder...
Wow! Those were d days