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our bdae gal hasnt shown her face today. Too bahd.. Na so she dey flex d thing reach?

wherever u are princess, Nell just paused every activity.... Just to think about yhu.

goodmorning Hawz..
How waz d nyt?
Mine was fabulous..(at least no zombie-dog nytmares )


now.. With all d air in my IBO lungs... I wanna wish our DEAREST TABITHA (TETEYAKS)::%¤¤ A¤ MOST¤ WUNNERFUL¤ BIRTHDAY¤:

we love u dearie. So so much.
Hope u enjoy ur day.
Flex tyt sis.. buh pls go easy on d booze

@all... Y'all should have a nice day.
T'z gon be a very busy day fer me.

Shygal: hahaaa dt wil b sooo coool n we wud probably dance 2geda coz i evn a nid a male dancer

so, make me begin rehearse now abi? Hehe.

Shygal: dts gud, i rap tooo..buh am alround sha, i might presnt sm raps n dance on stage durin our variety 9t on camp...haha

m definitely gonna leave my camp n fly all d way to urs.. Even if na maidugri.
Cos dat show must be smthing to behold. Kikikikiki

mykejones: @Teteyaks,a very hapi and belated birthday to you.
May ur dayz blossom like d flowers planted by d sea sides. Hapi bufdae!
Nice picx btw..over matured dey worry u.
@shygirl..how r u? 2dayz. Gud i gues?
@Moshood..I'v been busy wt Lubert Stryer al morning. My fav Bchm text book.
@9'0s'..hope u r doin beta now?
@Nelly,Naijaobi and evryoda dude in the building...droppin my 'sup' 2ya all.
Most importantly,to every metabolites in the house...may u nva have any reason 2 permanently swtch to ur beta-oxidation!

i salute u too. MR Jones. U scarce o

teteyaks: hey, stop there, i've promised to be faithful 2 nell07. @ all pls thk God 4 me 2mao is my b.day

and dis ur pic ehn
u look lika sunset milady
nice one

teteyaks: hey, stop there, i've promised to be faithful 2 nell07. @ all pls thk God 4 me 2mao is my b.day

awww!
Did y'all hear dat?
yaks princess, pls excuse my scepticism.
Nell feels honoured

norilicious: ..

honestly... sigba will u mally my bloda..??

and u wee mally my younger brother's elder brother

norilicious: ..

yes nw my skul dey produce. agbani(miss world) went to my skul..munachi(formalmiss nig)d girl in psquare ifunanya went to my skul..nwando ebenedike(miss nig 2010)..my skul too. n sm oda brillant ones dt won diff tins i cnt strt namin here..in my skul beauty n brain goes togeda..warm up for me..i'd manifest soon..*winks*...

pls smone should inbox me d name n location ov d skl sharp sharp

i think i've located my ppa

[quote author=9-zeros]oohhhh. tanx dear. i'm ok now.
@skakz: i see u![/quote]glad to hav u back amigo..
Ur absense was sorely felt

norilicious: ..

u see nell i dnt hv any ounce of crush on banky dts y am confused...didnt watch his music yestdy..hes cute though bt nt d kinda guy i ll hv a crush on....so?

d mind acts funni most of d time.
There was dis time i put some yam on fire and dozed off by mistake.. D yam started burning, meanwhile i was dreaming of d skl besides my house burning and there was smoke n all. D smell got so strong dat i woke up n saw dat it was my yam dat was actually burning.. Mumsi knack me dat day tire sha .. Dat was a long time ago o

just last week. I had a dream, and dis 'revrend father'/priest was teachn and all of a sudden jumped down from d alter and started rapping eminem's song, hardcore gangstar style o. Hehe.
I woke up to see dat my brother was playing eminem's album in ma room

and mind u, I'm NOT EVEN CATHOLIC

norilicious: ..

u see nell i dnt hv any ounce of crush on banky dts y am confused...didnt watch his music yestdy..hes cute though bt nt d kinda guy i ll hv a crush on....so?

lolz.. For real?
Well at least u think he's cute

ok. U see, d human mind works wiv a mind of its own.
Wat happens in most dreams is dat it taps into ur unconsciousness and finds ur hidden or active thoughts, desires, hopes, fears, hobbies or even activities u were involved in recently or the events happening at d moment, and creates images that matches these unconscious thought impulses... (mind u, d pictures it may create about these thoughs/feelings may be entirelly different from what d dream is ACTUALLY about...but it uses pic of things u must ve seen or sensed thru any of ur 5senses.. Right from birth till now)

ppl dont believe me when i tell them dat the human mind forgets NOTHING. Be it d day ur neighbour winked at u, d aroma dat invaded ur nose dat day u passed tantalizers, or all those rubbish d boring lecturer was blabbing but dat u passively listened to... D MIND STORES THEM ALL!

The only problem is dat we are not trained to RECALL from dis vast library of information, otherwise known as EXPERIENCE!
Thats why u say sm ppl have a better retentive memory than others. Dats cos they hav trained their memory better than u have.
Even d scientists know dis and dats why u find several "memory training" courses/games on the internet (most of them rubbish of course )

Ever wondered why xtians (dats if u're one sha) are warned about d things they see & hear?
Dats cos, whether u allow it on purpose or not, these things stay wid u forever, d brain spends its entire life collecting, storing and recalling info.

Ooops! B4 i get carried away
abuh d banky dream. He may represent different things.
Or maybe like mr SPPON-FACE said. Immediately After all d hustle & bustle at d camp and maybe NYSC, u're gonna come back and find a prince charming waiting fer ya
u wont have to wait long, and definitely wont have to look far (ur backyard remember? )

lolz.. Excuse my babbling jare.
And to EVERYBODY, i apologise for d annoyingly long post. Cant help it smtimes *shrugs*

Okoya: JESUS CHRIST....... ur name fit ur looks norilicious..... U re really delicious
West, EZE, nell07, kinnad etc I beg make una come see dis babe......

i just did..
And yea u're right. She doesnt look bad.

sigba: Add me. I cant check my mails. http://m.facebook.com/nopusunju
facebook.com/nopusunju

choi! Smbodie is endowed o *whistling*

norilicious: tnx sigba sweety..@nell u watch too many movies..k here coms my dream..the first one i met a fake pastor dt wnted to pray4 me n he transfad a demon inside me n told me i ws free..den smone else told me der ws a demon inside me n cast it out n transfad it to smbody else who strted pursuin us..lol..den i saw myself in a house wer sm bandits wer tryin to enta bt i didnt let dem..i ws fightin bk thru d window n cald police who came n arrested dem..then i saw myself runnin n saw somone beside me who ws tryin to suppress me so i wnt run faster dn her..i bit her in d ear n ran..lol..den the next tin i saw ws myself n someoda ppl runnin into a classroom filled wit food on each desk..smwer late n askd to go to d nxtclass wit less food..den d next tn i saw ws banky W sitting on a chair in my backyard staring at me..wonda wt banky w ws doing in my dream...funny bt scary dream..lol

lmao! And yet u say i'm d one watchn too many moovies?
dis one na season 1&2 combined na.. Lolz
u must have an unresolved unconscious crush on banky..... But na wa o. U sef agile for yur dream fa

[z
.!zqzpquote author=Okoya]NELL07, I FEEL U DIE..... TETEYAKS IS REALLY TRIPPING 4 u..... Buh u re stylishly turning her down politely.....
hmmmmm....
SIGBA, on ma MIND![/quote]haba nau!
No be so o...
TETEYAKS sweetie.. If u're reading dis, pls know dat turnin u down is d last thing on my mind. I just want to be sure u're not trying to play PS2 wiv ma head just like okoya is doing with half of our chics here
oh and how's d fasting going btw?

sigba: Lol. Check the movies u saw during the day or before going to bed, incase u didnt watch any zombie/horror movie, go for a lab test, it could be a symptom of Malaria. Btw, i must commend ur writting skills, at a point i forgot i was reading a post, i tot it was a fiction novel i was reading. Keep it up bro.

hehe... ME ? Watch zombie moovies?!! NOT IN DIS LIFE o! I'd even rather watch an annoyin nollywood movie.

Oh n tnx for d flatery/compliment

and finally... Greetings to everyone..
Have to got shower now..
Almost running late.

Abbasufi: PRESENT!

good to see u sir.
Hope u're keeping d soul n body together

norilicious: i had three series of scary dreams lst nite...it ws veryscary bt i ws winnin...*lord hv mercy*...gud mornin house...

hmmm..mine was bloody.

In my dream, i went downstairs to turn off the gen set, which had been running all night,
after turnin it off, i made to leave andthen felt some weight on my hands... I looked down, lo n behold I WAS HOLDING THE TOP HALF OF MY DOG'S HEAD IN MY HANDS (d part dat contains his brains)..... HEI!!! I felt like someone had hit me wit a 'molue'.. I was half alive half dead..

Ok one thing about me is dat i cant stand d sight of d slightest of wounds..or d littlest amt of blood. Which was why i avoided biology by all means back in sec skl (till today i still consider medical practitioners as gods)

so back to d dream...
I look up a few feet from me n saw my half headless dog creeping thrashing around blindly, obviously lookin for his head, which for unknown reasons WAS DRIPPING BLOOD & BRAINS all over my hands and to the floor. The dog then seemded to sense my presence or was it sniffing its blood dunno.. But then it started staggering towards me in d craziest way (if u dey watch zombie movies, u suppose sabi wetin i dey tawk)

WALAHI ! I had never been dat scared before!!. Gingerly, I dropped d half-head on the floor and moved noiselessly out of d zombie dog's way. It crept all d way to d severed head and started trying to 'gum' it back..but because it wasnt using its hands, it 'gummed' d broken skull UPSIDE down!! Just like breaking d top half of a coconut and then puting one on top d other, the whitish (or in dis case d bloody grey) part facing up..... oMG i felt dizzy wit terror, my head pounding louder than my thumpin heart and d first signs of unconsciousness started to come over me... I couldnt run, i couldnt help.. I just stood transfixed..my throath dry with fear.

Still wid d downside-up head (mind u, its eyes were on d broken off part dat'z now facing d wrong direction... So imagine how creepy dat looked), it lay down and stopped moving.

Na so i just turn and u needed to have seen me sprinting like i was being chased by wiliwili
and then i woke up o.
D gen was still on, but i had to go and wake my brother to go and turn it off... yIKES!!

Na wa o.

gdmorning Eze...
Gdmrning shygal...
Hope y'all slept well

*rubs eyes*
sleep don come.
So dis is where i bid y'all gdnyt.
Sleep safe. And may no airplane fall on ur roof.

Those flying witches are not included in d prayer sha o. So keep ur torch n broom handy na naija we dey.hehe

goodnyt again.

@TETEYAKS... I see u sis.
Wish u dreams of rainbows n golden clouds.

sigba: Okay, this's wha i mean. I used to have many apps on my phone, when my phone got infected by virus, my screen went blank and the only option i had was to flash it, i lost all my contacts, apps, pics etc after my phone was flashed. Now, i cant download any application, i dont know how i managed to download the Ucweb i'm currently using.
Now, i have 2 e-mails, i cant open one of them wit either Opera or Ucweb , i used to have a yahoomail mobile app which i used to open that my e-mail which i cant open using Opera or Ucweb, now i cant download that app or anyother app, whenever i try downloading, the response i get is "invalid certificate" i dont know what it means, now i cant check my e-mail wit my phone like i used to do. I dont know if you guys understand. I need you to explain what the phone means by "invalid certificate" i cant even download Opera mini. Thanks.

yea.. Dats wat u get from 'flashing' ur device wid ppl who dont know squat abuh technology.
Same thing happened to my younger bro.
Like smone already suggested, try gettn it flashed again BY someone who knows wah he's doing. No look price.

Most of these guys still flash fones with outdated firmwares, and dat's why d apps u're trying to install arent compatible with d fone, cos d platform on which d fone is running is a dinosaur.

Sorry for d inconvenience sis. No d kain thing we dey see for naija.

teteyaks: nell07 baby, it was a typin error, *singing* i will do anytin u want me 2 do a...*winks*

hehe. Dis ur voice sweet sha.
But eh..
Nell isnt ur typical batch B maga o.
So, u cant play nintendo wid ma head
m not ready to be a spare tire.... I'm not dat desperate

if u wanna make ur man jealous... Use smone else

bukkylois: Hmmmm u dnt want me to explain it...trust me

i WAS 13 then
nell knows so many things now

eg now i know dat u dont get yam by 'planting' goat droppings.
dont look at me like jat joor.... After all i always say grannie mixing dem droppings wid d sandn and when i asked, she said "...so dat e go make yam to grow"..
I kept picking goat droppings and burying them at our "bakyard" for another 2wks when we returned from d villa. Buh gave up when NO YAM CAME Forth

Barcanaija: ATTENTION PLS: dia re rumour circulating rit now dat nysc did not accept most of d list submitted by d runz men which means most people will not be getting dia choice states.pls you guys should confirm dis from your sources. I hope and pray dat dis will be mere rumour

ok,nobody panick yet..... till confirmation has been made from reliable sources...
dis is naija.. news come n news go and 78% are just rumours

bukkylois: Plan on using tampons oh...I no fit shout...

u mean those weird lwookin things?...
d first time i saw one, i went around with d wrap askin ppl wat it was.. and funny enuf no one admitted they knew
woder how y'all feel comfortable with smthn inside fer a wholeday

ujchief: Bj88 in da houze! I keep tryin to unlock the password behind ur username. 88 probably indicates ur birth year, but the 'BJ' gives me[b] hard[/b] time. Nelly, u've got to help me on thiz wan.

hehehe..
jux say ur mind bruda. abi na from my mouth u an hear am?
oh.. and by d way, my boss, 'sufi, granted me a week leave. so no detective work for now.

and speaking of d detective, anyone heard from him today?

anitank: Y are they changing my english na?? I meant ...such a bi-t-ch!!!

rofl.. no wonderi spent 5mins trying to make sense of that post..lol NL no go keel pesin

ujchief: i see u too bros. Thanks for ur contribution on Lag.
And u too anita, how was ur day?

nut'n do yu

shakz: sprint well o 'Nell Bolt'....kinda busy ma sef,so ow av u bin broda?

been busy myself.... helping pops run things at d shop, datz how i ve been keeping idleness from driving me insane

emmy99: jst wonderin if guys wud b allowed 2 camp wit dia punk and gallas hair style....

dont see why not.it's not as if we're military recruits ya know.
so which re u sporting, gallas or punk?