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OMO! I go kill am!!!!! no wasting of time!! say na who born am?!

hey naijacutee---- i would leave him to u--- I think u can handle him!!!

@ oracle99 ( I no want insult u!! u 4 know why i be true Nigerian babe!!)

mamaput:
As long as you do not know what to do , you are not ready for a boyfriend

u got a point

fawwyb:
@Nella, what do you mean? I know myself. ok?

I wasn't saying otherwise, just sounded a little weired\sarcastic, u saying it urself,
but srry if u were offended------

Ndi:
Beyonce is okay but i prefer Jennifer Lopez especially in Hollywood. I just love the roles she features in "Maid in Manhattan".

u can say that again!

mimi4eva:
i think it depends on the occasion, in the day time, its nice to have a fresh look , hence natural makeup is a nice option but on special occassions, parties or weddings one can highlight facial features such as dramatic eyes. The problem with a lot of nigerian women is that they just don't know how to wear makeup. There is a difference between looking like a masquarade and looking glamourous. you can still wear heavy makeup and not look like a clown, u just have to have the right techniques and have a good sense of style,, if u watch emericas next top model and look at tyra banks make up, it can vary between heavy makeup and the light simple look but notice that it looks good, im sick of all those raz makeup that some people do with thick lip liners, odd lipsticks, too much blush and bad eye shadow and eyeliner application. Of course u will look like a masquarade if you don't know how to wear make up properly, what do u expect!

true talk

iice:
Nella rock on!

lol, 10x gurl

baggy jeans
sinkers
n a blue top, ( just came 4rom church, 4 mins ago)

fawwyb:
Some are stubborn because they want to have a taste of that p***y by all means. once they are done then the game is over. Am kind.a different sha

u r kinda different sha?? , lol!

@ topic, kinda right 4rom both side, ( girl n boy)

Give me a break!!!!!!
wat's our bussiness here??

ok that thing is 4 kids!

I would sell Nigeria

tosinadeda:
Cos i dnt

lol, u were supposed to ask a question in return, but no biggie,

What is money?

coooongraaat!!!!!

Prison break = 100% fav!
Lost = 99% fav

N definately desperate house wives!!!

Oooh yea!!!
I LOOVE! ! LOOVE! PRISON BREAK!!!!!

The caracter's r PERFECT!!!

T-bag is soo funny lol!!! i luv his attitude!! not to talk of micheal n Sucre!!

I have only got one pair of skirts ( not lying) n i can't even remember the last time i wore it!

they really help in showing off ur skinny self, lol

Lip gloss

( post above = mistake)

[quote author=N-joy link=topic=74548.msg1429803#msg1429803 date=1187978894]@emmeno
Talk to the first one my evil twin, the bible basher. I'm N-joy. HE is N_joy[/quote]lol i also guessed he was a guy, lol

[quote author=Second.N_joy link=topic=74548.msg1426036#msg1426036 date=1187905833]I think this is true- what do you think?[/quote]i also guessed he was a guy, lol

pajamas pants and a sweater i stole 4rom my dad ( it's only 8 am )

it's something u use for fishing

why is the Nigerian flag "green white green" ?

because Iraq were producing too many breads

Y do we go to school??

[quote author=dtw_sola link=topic=48091.msg1039754#msg1039754 date=1176593836]Of course it won't work in 2007. If you follow the instructions, using the numbers given, you should get your age at this time in 2005. There are three ways that you won't get your age in 2005

1. If you choose a non-integer (decimal) amount of times to eat chocolate e.g. 2.5
2. If you were older than 100 in 2005
3. If you are retarded and can not do basic math

This is not creepy. When it asked for the birthyear I already knew what was going on.
Think about it: Let x be the no of times you want chocolate where 1<x<=10, and y be your birth year

For those whose birthdays have passed, the formula becomes
(2X+5)*50 + 1755 - y
= 100x + 250 +1755 -y
= 100x + (250 + 1755) - y
= 100x + (2005 - y)


for those whose birthdays have yet to come, the formula becomes
(2x +5)* 50 + 1754 -y
=100x + (250 + 1754) -y
= 100x + (2004-y)

Note: Since y is your birth year, then (2005 -y) will be your age in 2005 if you were born in '05, and your bithdate has passed. Otherwise, (2004 -y) will be your age. And note that 100x can only be either 200, 300, 400,, , 900, because of the restrictions on x. That means you are adding your birthday to a number divisible by 100, hence the first digit will be whatever x number you chose, and the last two digits will be your 2005 age.


Of course this whole thing can be modified for the year 2007, but you have to use 1757 if your birthday has passed already, and 1756 if you have yet to celebrate your birthday.

Sorry to piss on the parade.[/quote]na mathematics lesson be this or what

come na wetin dey do all of una self??

seunwiz:
i will def keep u so busy u'll beg to go
first got a whole load laundry for u
then d house is dusty n d bq needs to be cleaned aswell
scrub d kitchen floor n bathroom also
remove all d cobwebs
go to d market
cook
do d dishes
serve me food
go to the shop n attend to customers
still gat more so let me know as soon as you're done wit this ones

FUNNY!! FUNNY!

na wa:
after all that, if my final job for you is to undo your bra, brush d bush on your private garden,
and insect my galadima into your assinicole
plz, mail me at "topz@myway.com"

hehehehehehe!!
lol u toped it!!