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Mustay:
nO ONE MESSES WITH MA PIKIN

Ur pikin!?? _{Mustay, who did u rape!??} lmao,

haha, yea, tell him, "only if u drug me",

I'll ban u IBK if u don't stop speakin Yoruba! no kiddin,

Show?? which kind dream be that one??

@ Topic,

wish u had better dreams,

Ok, u guys r scatering my head with all this yoruba! show??

Mustay I'll slap u!

beauteous:

y u dey ??

haha, wish u would know wht it would take 4 me to marry Cesc

Lokide _{nobi only una sabi speak}

push him into the nearest gutter

wht d heck??

u do?

vivaladiva:
shebi man wan be head of family, head of church, head of country, head of head,i don't seewhy they can't also put their money where my purse is

Thank u very Much! DITTO!

who?

Right, . . . . y'all to the exit! nnnnnow, wether last or no last, oya!

jokes,






Ghana or South Africa

wish u all u ever want,

Invite her 2 my house,

translation?

answer

Rihanna,

Beyonce by far! She is still holding it up right 4rom when she started!

haa, lool, good one!

presido1:
Anways how much?

Y? Y want pay me back??  . . . But u don't need to ask, u know naa. . . . I went to d best hospital in town With the sexiest doctor alive money wasn't a problem, 

@ Topic



I know this Nigerian dude here in Portugal who is my brothers friend, it's funny because he is d worst i've ever seen or met when it comes to such stuffs, He does this for a joke and on Purpose:
If he sees a girl that he thinks is damn, he just walks straight up to her, stands at her front, with his hand on his chin without saying a word, he would check her out up and down, and then tilt his head backwards to check out her backside, if he is not satisfied he would shake his head, walk away, But wether satisfied or not,  four seconds later he would come back and be like : " beibe" . . . . look, whts your name?" -- Like all serious n stuff, You should  how ladies get freaked out!  Lol,

Oh and one more, Guys actually do know - most of em-  that gawping  at a lady makes her feel uncomfortable,  Cuz d other day this same dude and ma bro were explaining to me there strategy :  "if they are in a bus and a girl is sitting opposite them they already know wht to do, " don't say a word to her, but do d one thing, stareee,   so they practically just gawp at the poor lady, all checking her out, (and the lady is sitting right next and opposite them, facing them )  . . . . and according to them, : "u  ladies get nervous and start fidgeting, with wht ever u are holding, u would use your  phone several times,   Open your  bags a hundred times, pass your hands across your hair as if to fix it,   lol, and then take little peeps at the guys to see if they are still staring, _{which is soo true,}
And all this without saying a word, to her which is worse because at least if a guy finally says hi, then u can breathe, but the idiots don't, and when they get off, they burst into laughter.  --- but once at the get off place when they were getting off, they finally said "Hi " 2 a girl who just passed through their test, and d way they said the "hi" the girl understood that they knew wht they were doing,  which made her almost start laughing with suprise and relive , and asking them, y dey did it, . . . .  lol  

Negro_Ntns:
@nella,
Lol, na wah for u. u dey vex say ya wobbly legs no stable for sake plenty people dey eyeball u, make sure say u no fall o 'cause na that one go pain u pass. You get something wey diem want. I hear say some girl for hien don do breast job, na you?

haha yea, I'm still practising d wobbly walk thing, lol
About d Mouth Action?? yes oo na me, now I dey deal with Zuma rock now, any problem?    

hardknocks:
@all d ladis in da house

All of u are busy saying whatever comes out
Some of u have 4gotten that guys don't only get carried away by astonishing beautiful ladies but also by the amusement of an extraodinary wowo lady

haha, yea u people sef! which one come be " Extraodinary" wowo lol, lmao, "wowo" no do, na " extraodinary" join am.
But even an " Extraodinary" wowo lady, no deserve that kind of gawping sef, Abi because she wowo then u have to add to her misery abi?

phattgirl:
That's only if their insecure about their looks. A glance I can take, but it's when dey stare and I don't know where to look, I just ignore it, but then they think your being rude.

Exactly,

DAVID! go TO SlEEP! OYA! MOOOVE!

@ Cescky,
haha! thanx 4 d info would keep that in mind d next time I want to blow some more! lmao,

onyinye2:
girls don't stare brothas down. we might give a few glances here and there but we don't stare nobody down. if i see a guy who is good lookin, i give a few glances and maybe a smile but with dudes, yall just stare down a sistah. make me feel like a little girl who just got in trouble with her father.

ha, yea! u got that right,

StephenP:
Right. Anyway, I didn't expect any of you ladies to agree but deep down you know the truth and some of the fellas here can attest to that fact.

hmm?

ok, of course not every guy makes those comments but most of d tym, when y'all  are with ur "fellas" . . . . one of u definitely do,
And the ladies walking turns d other way round,     lol,

nana:
This is a forum,dumbo!

looool! U don't know how hard I'm laughing!!!! lool!

Guys, calm

cescky:
@nella
does it still taste the same are u sure?/ ,pass a sample let me try and see if its same taste,

now, this is the part where I hit u with the object nearest to me,    lmao, lol   . . . ,  na taste una dey find sef? I mean u guys look 4 somethig as big as Zuma Rock! abi I lie?? l8ter na d lady go suffer am  

@David,

You deserve a smack! If I was Onyinye I'd box u duuu-de!

cescky:
am good,kick boxing?? ?,how do u do that with those heavy loads of milk ,cld help u carry them while u box away,wont mind them boxing me though
@nella
gotten them transplants yet

yes of course, can't u still see the difference?? Or u want me to blow up some more eh? lol,