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na really mysterious ways, cuz I still dey wonder how he still dey alive if he is soo stupid, lol,

ben~jay:
Just the other day, i was at a joint, and a female friend called.
I quickly lied that i was at home. Not knowning the yeye girl saw me at the joint.

Guys ona know wetin follow naaa.
She just walked up to me laughing, "ben, you lie too much." as i was trying to fake a smile, the next thing i heard was;

"Waiter, I will like a bottle of Gordon Spark and Isi Ewu."

loool! I guess that was y she was calling u!

ituen:
See the adam apple of the Dog

reminds me of Jaymobb

lol, lmao, and do u hate Jaymob that much!?

ben~jay:
Na from my mouth you wan hear say pastor give girl belle ?

lol, nobi your mouth start am?? so, complete am

lmao, wht a thread!

Jeovy:
You dey drag guys and you dey drag ladies,which be your own?


NELLACIOUS NELLA,

would you prefer a guy or a lady?

haha, Jeovy, see how u just made my name sound delicious lol,

And Clem definitely have some explanation to do, which one come be "guys and ladies" again? me I no dey oo

smart blonde

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven," she replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow."

He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

Thanks, na 4 enjoyment   

EFOSA VAL:
Plsssssssss i am looking for my dog
has anyone seen it?



nella that pics is so funny

Oh MY GOD AND MY LORD!! --- WHHHHAT A DOG!! LMAO.

olulu:
nella makes me holla,
d way u unleash this jokes u want me to spray u dollars,

just like songs by r.kelly,
your jokes are worth every penny,

glad u aint haughty,
but am willing to make u naughty,

so lets get kinky,
maybe u change your name to nelly.

because when its hot in here,
its all u bare.



u go girl

  haha, lol lol lmao, u get talent nobi small 


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haa lol!

Nice ones! I like em Quickies,

MODERN DAVID

haha Jeovy! lol,

olulu:
u go girl

nella,
nelly,
kelly,
wendy,
penny,
naughty

but cool

To think there is only two out of ur list that I haven't been called . . . . yet, lol

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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."

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"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, it won't happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia."

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A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.

The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000."

The client asked, "What? How's that possible?"

The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."

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A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

"I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

lol, I will go with Jazebella if u don't mind,
Right, soo which of this dudes is d "music", so I can let him off my hook??

jaymobb:
buhahahahaa

this one pass buhahahahaa oo, lol,

clemcykul:
lol

this na wickedness from hell, nella u be devil sister?

u know u are my accomplice so don't even try,


@ Clemcykul and Jeovy

lol, as long as u two would remind me d date of our marriage sha, no problem, u know nobody tells me this stuffs. lol!

Yea thats true, I just attended my Godmothers B-day yesterday, n I still have some few more this july.





Keep it up Jullies

i'm sending this baby your way hun!!


HAPPY B-DAY DEARIE!!!



RIDE ON!!!

Gamine:
Happy Birthday o!

Well, can she get enough? thank God anywayz, I thought no one did nothing!


HAPPY B-DAY DEARIEE

My sister 4rom another father!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE!!!



JUST MAKE A WISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ituen:
@Poster,

If u like this camera phone, i can send it to you anyway, anywhere you want

OOOH MYGOD!! THAT WAS ULTRA FUNNY!!!! Lmao!!

haa lol, not only waiters, even some rich friends, lol, good one,

was any of u going to Englis clases when u be little pikins at all?

under,

haha! I seen that video b4, but it's funny any day! lmao,

gunpoint:
@jeovy
them swear for you??
leav me na. . . .

@stephenP
u ol' durty asshol
wetin carri ya mind go "behind" na??


@nella
dey jst beefin,

lol, u, wetin carry ur mind go that area of thinking?

Haaa, good ones here! Keep em comin,

haha, she definitely most be stressed out! lol,

Ooooh mi God!! INfacccccct! look, no let me Dismother u ooo!!! na die?? y u no just ground me 4 life eh ?? lmao, u nor well,

lmao, erm Mumsy srry u had to see that, ur daughter was just practising some sarcasm, Don't worry I'm not going to Kuvuki oo unless u r planing our next holiday to be there sha

@ Jeovy,

People dey appreciate joke u dey appreciate my name abi? lol, thanx



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A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."
The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist says, "very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex."
"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"

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Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"

Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"

Kposh:
wats up wit the hell stuff, who told u weeders go to hell, we make heaven and that is a sure tin

yea sure, u enter heaven all high, and when u see God u ask him if he is David, não é? lol,

jaymobb:
yeah baby and i want to see u there

haha sure, on our first date u take me to Kuvuki land so that I can strip 4 u eh? lol,

1 year leave 4 sure, nice one,

*comes in and pours a bucket of water on all their sleepy heads"