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[quote author=Aloy_Emeka link=topic=480522.msg6400546#msg6400546 date=1279361776]Ol' fat and ugly for sure.[/quote]damn! that was cold

lol, nobody missed you sha.

[quote author=Caro-Baby link=topic=459387.msg6285006#msg6285006 date=1277530564]i find the colour hot i even had for 3 weeks purple hair ;d[/quote]You don't say, that's hot. . .

[quote author=Caro-Baby link=topic=459387.msg6285006#msg6285006 date=1277530564]i find the colour hot i even had for 3 weeks purple hair ;d[/quote]You don't say, that's hot. . .

manoy:
Who be Omo-alata and naija sisi again? Dis nairaland sef

You go fear fear na

Omo Alata:
Na me biko

chop knuckle .

Djswaggz:
Guy, e be like say u get diarrhea of d mouth abi? dis one wey your mouth just dey run anyhow?

FYI, I even hear tuface own wey im sell for 1k. . .worth every single kobo spent on it.

But the versus album? 2k?  the same album that has loni? masafarawe?

The new guy on his beats dey try but im neva just get that kain connection wey Cabasa and 9ice get. The mixing, voice filtering and overall production when he was working with cabasa was awesome *Kinda reminds me of KOBE-SHAQ combo in lakers back then* If you're going to do something that would worth 2k then you should be ready to give people value for their money or else you let your market share of the industry continue to slide.

Even as a DJ, to play the songs I need to do extra work on me equalizers and amp to give the song correct feel. This is no hating but when we see true talk make we yarn am.

Don't go all 'yakety yak yak yep' all d time.

hehehe!!!
I feel your swaggz. . .

.

That's what they said the last season, text bla bla to bla bla, i tried all none worked. The easiest way is to call their customer care thou it's expensive and they ask they too many questions

It's not called stealing, its called tapping .
It's not meat i tap, it's fried plantain

It's not called stealing, its called tapping .
It's not meat i tap, it's plantain

bjmighty:
Na because of failed people like you Larry Page and Sergey Brin creat google. So direct your question to google if your cybercafe minute never finish!! Oloshi!!!

you must be very stupid for spewing such nonsense, mumu . Who's 9ice anyway, his music is poo. His fans can buy the cd that's if he has any.
I'm sure you just ranting for nothing, at the end of the day you be queuing for the pirated version, Oniranu oshi

chuks 042:
hi,, your face is very similar

LWKMD

jay bee:
^^^
It wasn't me

I know, i believe you

jay bee:
u r the cockroach in me cupboard

lol, jaybee, you fck up

spikedcylinder:
"You looks familiarly".

This line is very popular and lame

lol

Still searching for the joke. . .

Studio CFR:
Nellalust,

U well so? - i be your mate?
Old peeps don finish for your village?

hey, grandpa no spoil my name ni o, .

clemcykul:
olulu i dey feel your vibes, no be jibes
even from miles, across da nile,
thru one dial, your rhymes make sense!

I dey feel your rhymes jare, carry go!

Studio na woman

Please who is 9ice again. . .
mscheeeeew

https://www.underdarock.com/files/2010/07/9ice-versus.jpg

Indigenous Hip Hop artists, 9ice, recently confirmed that his new international CD ''versus" will sell for N2,000. A move that was started by Tuface Idibia. . . he sold his unstoppable album for N1,000. Rugged Man also released his N1,000 CD, and now 9ice has taken it up a notch by proposing to sell his for N2,000.
http://www.jaguda.com/2010/07/15/9ice-new-album-to-sell-for-n2000/
or google it for more info!

^^
Hi there!
This is jokes section, where you don't take everything that happens here seriously okay, afterall it's a joke .
watever!

oyb:
oko to small ooo 

lol. . .too bad, poor boy.
Damn, i just saw the picture it's disgusting and boy is ugly too

rockers:
http://www./2010/07/nigerian-entertainment-awards-2010.html

Voting begins on July 9th, 2010 at www.nigeriaentawards.com (see complete list below) and ends August 31st, 2010. Winners will be announced at the Award ceremony.


AWARD CATEGORY:

BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR

Mushin 2 Mohits - Wande Coal
CEO- Da Grin
Wonder Woman-Omawumi
Unstoppable-Tuface

HOTTEST SINGLE OF THE YEAR

Kondo- Da Grin
Kokoroko - Kefee ft. timaya
Omoba- D Prince
Free Madness- Terry G
Bad- Wande Coal

BEST NEW ACT OF THE YEAR

Jaywon
D'Prince
Jesse Jagz
Lami
Omawumi

GOSPEL ARTIST OF THE YEAR

KSB
Kefee
Bouqui
Lara George
Kore

INDIGENOUS ARTIST OF THE YEAR

ASA
Nneka
9ice
Pasuma
Jesse King

BEST POP/R&B ARTIST OF THE YEAR

Banky W
Wande Coal
Chuddy K
Omawumi
P Square

BEST RAP ACT OF THE YEAR

Jesse Jagz
Modenine
M.I.
Da’Grin
Naeto C

BEST SOUL/NEO SOUL ACT OF THE YEAR

Tuface
Lami
EVA
Nneka
Toba Gold

[color=deeppink]BEST COLLABORATION WITH VOCALS

Born Champion- Pype ft. Dagrin, Vector, Naeto C, Sasha & GT
Kokoroko - Kefee ft Timaya
E No Easy P Square ft J Martins
Nobody- Tuface ft M.I.
Thank God- DaGrin ft Omawumi
[/color]

BEST INTERNATIONAL ARTIST

Wale
Keno
JJC
Kas
Moeazy

MUSIC PRODUCER OF THE YEAR

Don Jazzy
So Sick
J. Sleek
Dokta Frabz
Cobhams

BEST INTERNATIONAL PRODUCER OF THE YEAR

Kid Konnect
Dogmites
JJC
Mictunes

BEST MALE MUSIC VIDEO OF THE YEAR (ARTIST & DIRECTOR)

One day- eLDee/eLDee
Fall in love- Dbanj/Sesan
Implication- Tuface/unknown
Lagos Party- Banky/Kemi Adetiba
E no easy- P Square ft. J. Martins/Jude Okoye

BEST FEMALE MUSIC VIDEO OF THE YEAR (ARTIST & DIRECTOR)

You know it- Goldie/Clarence Peters
Today na today- Omawumi/Kemi Adetiba
If u want me- mocheddah/Clarence Peters
Know- Lami/Brandon
Kokoroko - Kefee ft. Timaya/Wudland

BEST ACTOR IN A FILM/SHORT STORY

Ramsey Noauh - Guilty Pleasure
Jim Iyke - The Shepherd / Dream Maker
Femi Adebayo/ Ifederu
Desmond Elliot - Before the light
Kayode Akinbayo/ Bi a ti ko

BEST ACTRESS IN A FILM/SHORT STORY

Nse Etim – Reloaded
Ini Edo - Native son
Genevieve Nnaji- Silent Scandal
Stephanie Okereke-Nnenda
Omotola Jolade - Deepest of dreams

BEST FILM (DIRECTOR)

The Figurine by Kunle Afolayan
Guilty Pleasure - Daniel Adenimokan and Desmond Elliot
Nnenda - Izu Ojukwu
Silent Scandal -T.K. Falope
Behind a Smile -by Frank Rajah Arase


BEST ACTRESS IN TV SERIES/REALITY/GAME SHOW

Genevieve Nnaji/Guiness Ultimate Survivor-Celebrity edition
Bimbo Akintola/Circle of 3
Kate Henshaw Nuttal/Circle of 3
Damilola Adegbite/Tinsel
Funlola Aofiyebi-Raimi/Tinsel

BEST ACTOR IN TV SERIES/REALITY/GAME SHOW

Frank Edohor- who wants to be a millionaire
Kayode Peters- Flat Mates
Gideon Okeke/Tinsel

BEST ON SCREEN PERSONALITY (PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARD)

Denrele
Ill
Andre blaze
Dorisha brick George
Adaure Achumba

BEST TV SERIES/REALITY SHOW/GAME SHOW

Half Sisters
Circle 3
Tinsel
Star quest
Gulder Ultimate search

INTERNATIONAL EVENT OF THE YEAR (TO A PROMOTER)

Thisday Music Festival
UK Naija Carnival
Arise Fashion Week New York
Ovation Red Carol
Miss Nigeria in America

BEST WORLD DJ

DJ DeeMoney
DJ MightyMike
DJ Vinny
DJ Stramborrella
DJ Ike
DJ Xclusive

BEST RADIO PERSONALITY

Rhythm 93.7- Ik (Wild Child)
99.9 beat fm- Toolz
Top Radio- Tosyn Buknor
Beat FM- Olisa Adibua
Inspiratiom fm- Dan foster

BEST COMEDIAN

Seyi Law
Wale Gate
Jedi
AY
I Go Die

FASHION DESIGNER OF THE YEAR

Deola sagoe
Alvins
Momo couture
Adebayo jones
Ouch!

ENTERTAINMENT PERSONALITY OF THE YEAR

Nduka Obiagbena
Cecil Hammond
Keke and D1
Dele Momodu
Obi Asika

MOST PROMISING ACT TO WATCH

Chuddy K
D'Prince
Eva
Femi Adeyinka
Mo'Cheddah


Read more: http://www./2010/07/nigerian-entertainment-awards-2010.html#ixzz0t62PPwpU

General pype has won this category already, his song is the official theme song of SuperSport, first of it's kind done by any Naija local artist for international release.

ROFL. . . , Nigerians are so witty .
@ op
you for buy the blackberry thunder make the tin fire her mouth

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=476987.msg6392059#msg6392059 date=1279216944]akpan: no wahala madam go soon sack u sef, and replace u with monica, me i go get fresh monica instead [/quote]ekaete: i just dey play with you, na u be my akpan now .

D1KeleVra:
I no be anybody pumpkin. . .

Who be dis. . abeg waka

tkb417:
oma, cha

lol, this is just sinking in, i tot it was some kind of slang ,
The name sounds so cute and sweet i use it to decorate my profile

Missy B:
https://www.jaguda.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/nigerian_food.jpg

https://www.business-travel-nigeria.com/images/pounded_yam_edikaiikong.jpg

This looks good, missy b you good
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=451442.msg6392186#msg6392186 date=1279218373][color=deeppink]What the heck is that cassava food doing here?

Someone throw that into the gutters and post pics of real food.[/color][/quote]I don't blame you my child, it's not your fault. . .

daffur:
Meet my Special Adviser on NL Affaírs, Mamagee, she is will give you the necessary files. Meanwhile, eyin guyz, am at the MMIA on my way to Canada for the SMF/Lewis Media Conference. Any problem should be communicated to my able assistant.

lollolz . . .If dayokanu catch you eh. . .

clemcykul:
nellaluv_dem too dey gossip

clemcykul- dem no get work, na everywia dem dey put head .

Studio CFR:
I no go waste my time arguing with women-- especially dis two wey no get work.

No mind them jor, dey no get work. You fit give them work now, to dey find joke with you

Where is the joke, i can't find it. . .