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Crime / Re: Oba Adewale Sunday Boboye Jailed For 10 Years For Damaging Church Properties by nellibaba(m): 9:45am On May 12, 2023
If and when justice begins to be meted out in the North when such nonsense occurs, Nigeria will begin to resemble a civilised society.
Crime / Re: 2 Jealous Ladies Upload Married Friend’s Sex Video On Social Media In Lagos by nellibaba(m): 7:38am On May 27, 2022
grin grin grin
Oga. Why you no just read the post first.

You write epistle off topic

ZirdoRoray:
Why the marriage no go hang? See the sooner we stop lying to ourselves about the polygamous nature of men and accept reality if it, the better. The wife shouldn't feel bad if he has been performing his duties has a husband. Ladies should allow men express themselves truthfully about what men want so that their marriages can last longer. See 95% of men want a sidekick, this backed by scientific data. Nature, reality and your feelings are not the same. The ladies who exposed such are at fault. See what I'm saying everyday? We are decieving ourselves that men are naturally monogamous but the sex Industry and extramarital affairs keep blooming everyday. The day we stop lying to ourselves, that's is the day we will reach true compromise and accept the way reality and nature works. No matter how much, you cage a man in a monogamous marriage, he will either cheat or become a temperamental. You ladies keep complaining that men are not treating you right but are ready to understand that what really men want is that you be the main lady and have the legacy and all the benefits but allow us to be men and have sidekicks. That way you will always a loving a caring man who will be more affectionate. Men are polygamous, believe me, the reason that marriage was going well was because the man had those sidekicks. If not that woman who have an angry husband at home. I doubt he has ever been abused her.
Politics / Re: Kidnappers, Unknown Gunmen On The Loose In Anambra. Launch Several Attacks(Pics) by nellibaba(m): 10:47am On May 24, 2022
Interesting take...but

Who are the foreigners?

Who are the terrorists?

All depends on where you stand kiss
successmatters:


Only a madman will try to fight masked foreign terrorists who have AK47 rifles with bare hands.
Crime / Re: Deborah Samuel: Killers Must Face Justice - Gani Adams by nellibaba(m): 10:48am On May 16, 2022
lonelydora:
Let's move on, abeg. We all know nothing will happen to those guys.

The list of such gruesome kîllings is endless. An average Northerner, educated or not, have same mentality as those Almajiri when it comes to religion.

If you are unwilling to defend your right to your own lives, then you are merely like mice trying to argue with owls.

You think their ways are wrong.

They think you are dinner.“


— Terry Goodkind, book Naked Empire Source: Naked Empire
Politics / Re: Ponzi Scheme: Chinmark Investor, Nuella Commits Suicide by nellibaba(m): 7:49am On Apr 05, 2022
Jakumo:
Nice try. The man is attempting to fake his own death in order to escape the long arm of the law, forgetting that his manhood lives on, and can be tracked by those hunting for him.

I think you misunderstood the story
Education / Re: Musa Muminah Agaka Graduates With A First-Class From Ahamdu Bello University by nellibaba(m): 8:58am On Mar 21, 2022
LordIsaac:

I laugh..... Sociology is not like Mathematics where 2+2=4. It is a function of perception based on facts and well researched theories. You may have to build your analysis of critical issues on not less than 10 authorities to come to a reasonable and logical conclusion that may bring you close to getting an A. So, yes, in 38 years, it was difficult to find such until she broke the jinx. Congrats to the lady!

Your explanation is great but your conclusion not so great.
‘Mathematics 2+2=4 Yes. It is independently verifiable and can be reproduced
Sociology on the other hand is more subjective (research,analysis and it’s interpretation).
Congrats to the Lady. Amazing feat.

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Crime / Re: Ogun Okada Rider Stabs Tricyclist To Death Over Right Of Way by nellibaba(m): 11:06am On Jul 10, 2021
Bolustical:
Denis Nwambam

IPOB riffraffs are always angry, doing the thinking after the actions.

Imagine it was the other way round, they will be shouting genocide upandan.

Clowns!

why not just read the story? why tribal sentiments?

...He was ambushed, he abandoned his Motorcycle and fled, he was chased to a bar, where he picked a knife to scare of his assailants

These are actions of a desperate man in survival mode

SAY NO TO TRIBALISM

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Romance / Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by nellibaba(m): 5:03pm On Jul 07, 2021
'''I impregnated my course mate by mistake". grin This statement though... seems like you were aiming to impregnate someone else and she stepped into the line of fire....

I can't believe I read this title, followed by.. we had been doing it without without

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Politics / Re: Emmanuel Eze, Igbo Trader Kidnapped In Kano – Police by nellibaba(m): 3:19am On Jun 05, 2021
Mr Eze was kidnapped from his groceries shop at about 10. 30 p.m

tutudesz:
What was Gulak doing in Imo state statement, should also be applied here too. What was Eze doing in Kano state.
Investment / Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Stay Away From Ponzi Schemes. by nellibaba(m): 6:10pm On May 14, 2021
TalkTalkTwins:
I lost some reasonable amount to Ponzi this year but I'm not quitting grin

I wonder why people like you can't mind your businesses.
Is it your loss? Did you give me money to hold? Am I borrowing from you? Will you feed me?
Some people burn 300k in clubs in a night.
I put my own into a platform and loose, and you're crying for me and not the people who are actually burning theirs... LMAO

grin You no consider say e fit be una money dem dey use go that 300k per night club.
Abeg reason am. grin
Health / Re: What Do You Call This Toe Injury? Pls Help! (Disturbing Pictures) by nellibaba(m): 3:04pm On May 07, 2021
Hi Op, Just go to a general hospital, you will simply be referred to their general surgeon.

You will receive the best examination, advice and treatment.

The earlier the better.

Take care
Travel / Re: No Survivor In Lekki Fatal Accident As Seven Youths Die by nellibaba(m): 2:06pm On May 03, 2021
Kandeed:
5 less Yahoo boys to worry about.....we need more tolls

....comprising two male, 5 female lost their lives in the crash. At least read the post
Politics / Re: Insecurity: Governors Cry Out, Demand Action From Buhari by nellibaba(m): 2:27pm On Apr 28, 2021
He suggested that the Senate should, “ mandate the leadership of the National Assembly to book an appointment with the Commander-In-Chief on behalf of the 109 senators[b]…because I’m not convinced that Mr President is aware of everything that’s happening.[/b] And if you (Lawan) are meeting with the Commander-in-Chief, all the service chiefs and all the relevant people will be there.”


....a statement that is very hard to swallow. The ' at best' - slow and delayed response to matters of urgent national concern that is now a trademark of this regime seems to justify this kind of thinking.

We can only hope they legislators are able to communicate the current situation of the the nations insecurity to Mr President and perhaps offer solutions that will bring much desired peace and stability to this country.
Nairaland / General / Improve Your Relationships by nellibaba(m): 7:57am On Feb 08, 2021
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Crime / Re: "How My Daughter Kissed & Seduced Me" - 50-Year-Old Nigerian Man by nellibaba(m): 11:15am On Apr 24, 2018
hmmmm...

No comment from Name Checkers Association

What is happening??

...hope 'laziness' never reach that side
Politics / Re: How A Customer Stood His Ground Against Outrageous NEPA Bill. by nellibaba(m): 6:13am On Mar 30, 2018
Very enlightening post.

Thanks for this.

One question: How were you managing the outrageous N24k monthly bills before the prepaid meter was installed? Were you paying?
Romance / Re: Which Gender Will Be Worst Affected By Widespread Adoption Of Sex Robot? by nellibaba(m): 10:43am On Jan 18, 2018
MissWrite:


Women can't detach themselves emotionally from sex? I don't know if that's entirely true. I know you want to maintain this romanticized image of women but here's something which I do not say proudly, only truly: Some women have been doing so professionally for years. And some women can cheat with the driver or gate man for the sole purpose of sex; and they choose these people who are perceivably beneath their social class not just for proximity, but because there's no risk of falling in love. While men always end up catching feelings for their secretaries, house-helps or even a prostitute. (Like in Bridget Jones' Diary, Sound of Music, Pretty Woman); no woman is beneath a guy when it comes to romance. Whereas a woman would seriously be second guessing herself if she starts getting dreamy eyed with the mechanic in view; it doesn't matter how attractive he is in reality. Also, some women can bang their rich husbands for years so he keeps paying for their stuff, without ever falling in love with him.

Women can do sex very nicely with gadgets. Have you not heard how the cucumber has suffered under the lasciviousness of some women? African women in particular, can really let their hair down with a dil.do. Unlike with a man. Some! This is because, in a lot of areas still, African women are judged for being too sexually expressive. So, in most cases, all they can do is pray that he knows what he is doing. She may not woman-up to tell him what she wants, so that he doesn't label her an olosho. Enter dil.do, problem solved. And she'll make it go how she wants it to go.

For me though, I doubt that the sex doll holds much of an appeal. It's too bulky; and only one appendage is really needed. Plus I don't want to have to stare into those lifeless eyes without a soul. After applying pressure to the necessary pleasure points, the rest happens in the head for me. I can be anywhere, with anyone doing whatever thing. So the dil.do is sufficient. It would get the job done.




That's a fleshlight. It hasn't been very popular all the while. I am really curious to see how this one plays out, because I believe men have an ego that a life-less thing cannot satisfy. Knowing that the moan is programmed and mechanized; and not a real feed-back undecided. Unless it's like a karaoke machine that gives you points (moaning sounds) as you hit the notes. Then it could be a fun game. Pa! Pa! 60%.......Pa! Pa! Pa!........80%.....Pa! Pa! Pa! Pa!..........speaking in tongues.....that kind of thing. It'll get predictable after a while




I've not met those guys you are referring to; the ones that don't like attention. The ones I end up with always want to be cuddled, and kissed and get back rubs - babies! Well, the purpose of a sex doll is clear. None of that for anyone. But girls get attention from their girls, while guys are insecure about man/man bonding.



Women don't need to flaunt their toys. Nobody does. They only need the gadgets in the bedroom, where they can be used as freely as one would like (a dil.do is travel size anyway). Or are men planning to take their sex dolls out on dates? Or have public sex? Remember you're treading a thin line between sanity and mental instability here. If you get too attached to the thing, you'll start hearing voices


Wow! In depth analysis.

This part had me laughing like crazeman

.......Unless it's like a karaoke machine that gives you points (moaning sounds) as you hit the notes. Then it could be a fun game. Pa! Pa! 60%.......Pa! Pa! Pa!........80%.....Pa! Pa! Pa! Pa!..........speaking in tongues.....that kind of thing. It'll get predictable after a while though. .

I agree with your post. Well written.

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Culture / Re: "Killer Herdsmen Are Like Nigerians": Pastor Shares Accident Scene Experience by nellibaba(m): 2:48pm On Jan 09, 2018
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That's the reason i said the man should be shot at for not being meticulous but still ppl who are yet to brush are filling my mentions with the stench of emotion driven comments.

Thanks for clarifying your first post. Maybe you were brushing while posting it..wink that will explain the typographical errors.

Anyway, however meticulous you are in taking care of your vehicle , problems can still occur. Don’t just assume it’s negligence on the drivers part.
Culture / Re: "Killer Herdsmen Are Like Nigerians": Pastor Shares Accident Scene Experience by nellibaba(m): 7:11am On Jan 08, 2018
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Three things i observed obviously,
1)Emotions_
2)Religion
3)Cowards
that man lost his life for these 3 reasons up there


Op why where you petrified over the death of a man who should have stug at his forehead for being so unmeticulous.

Death comes to us all.
The very purpose of life is to end,
it takes different forms and there are multitudious ways to die,i just don't get why so much emphasy is laid on its transit mechanism.
Why cry,wail n grief over the death of any1 tha
was once alive.

Op why where you petrified over the death of a man who should have stug at his forehead for being so unmeticulous.

what does this even mean?
I think mechanical problem was the main cause of the accident leading to death....emotions, religion, cowardice are just secondary

We should be encouraging ourselves to do everything possible to ensure that our vehicles are road worthy before embarking on a journey.
Family / Re: Excited Couple Welcome Set Of Twins After 28 Years Of Marriage. Photo by nellibaba(m): 12:10am On Dec 27, 2017
Exceptionalgod:


she is in her late 50s

Seriously?? Late 50’s

That makes it more amazing!

Thanks for the info.

Seasons greetings smiley
Religion / Re: The Christmas Debate- What Is God's Opinion? by nellibaba(m): 8:58am On Dec 25, 2017
Statsocial:
There is no need for any needles argument here. The Church has complete dominance over the Earth. Jesus took the authority away from the Devil and gave it to the Church and essentially(paraphrase) said "...whatever you declare on Earth is accepted by Heaven..."

Very same reason why pagan holiday was made a Christian holiday is the very same reasons Early Christians sought to use conquered shrines as Churches-it is a statement if dominance. What more glory is knowing that a pagan people lost in darkness saw the light of God and the very same day they used in serving their god was now dedicated to the one true God.

As long as the Church declares the 25th as Celebration of Christ birthday so it stands not even Angels can contradict the Authority of the Church.


Then people need to also understand that it is not all controversies the bible can solve. There were many Christians who never knew what the bible was. They had died long before it was ever compiled or even completely written. Men like Stephen, Philip could never have seen the bible yet they would put the faith of many modern Christians to dust. Infact the only scripture that existed during the days of the apostles was the Old Testament and they built the message of the new from it.

Generations of Christians had passed before the Church started collecting books of the Apostles and then segregated it under the inspiration of the holy spirit to have what we have now. Why am i saying this? when Christ left the Earth he did not leave us a bible he left us leaders. And the leaders are the ones in Charge and just like the early church which sought direction from her leaders through letters and correspondences even though they had the same access to the same Holy Spirit and Old Testament the Apostles had, the modern church should also humble herself and seek direction from church leaders on controversial issue like tithing, christmas, sunday worship, easter etc- However the position of modern church leaders can't contradict the New Testament ether.

But the issues of Tithing, Celebrations where not properly trashed out in NT. Hence, we can only seek the leadership of pastors on these issues. Anything apart from this is complete chaos for Christiandom. If there is unity in our believe and decision that the birthday of Christ is to be celebrated on 25th then i assure you christ would not contradict it. As for Church leaders who have said their members shouldn't celebrate Christmas. Pls if you are a member disregard my earlier argument and do it as your church directs. If you are not happy with how your church is leading you then leave and go to a place you are at peace with but don't stay in a particular church and rebel.
Merry Christmas to the rest of us!

Wow! I beg to disagree !

This statement..."Hence, we can only seek the leadership of pastors on these issues" among others you made is the MAIN reason early christians fought and gave up their lives that the scriptures be printed and made available to all so each person can read for him/herself..a lot of "leaders" were already being deceitful and also making mistakes but "the Church" then opposed the spread of the scriptures
Family / Re: Excited Couple Welcome Set Of Twins After 28 Years Of Marriage. Photo by nellibaba(m): 6:59am On Dec 24, 2017
Congratulations to the couple!

The lady looks so young...I have to stretch my mind to imagine her age..assuming she married 'early'..maybe at 16 that will put her at 44yrs now

If the 28yr wait is accurate, it is indeed miraculous

CastedDude:
This Nigerian couple can't seem to contain their joy after welcoming a set of twins after 28 years of marriage. The couple who held the babies' naming ceremony recently were seen in a thankful and elated mood as they celebrated their multiple blessings. Congratulations to them.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/12/nigerian-couple-welcome-set-twins-28-years-marriage-photo.html

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Romance / Re: Stop! Don't View That Blue Film (porn) by nellibaba(m): 1:31pm On Dec 22, 2017
Interesting reading..thanks for the link.
Ultimus:
Porn is bad for you but it is not because porn is evil or whatever negative name OP is calling it. It is not bad because religion says so. It is bad because it has a terrible effect on the brain and how we relate to sex after seeing porn. Go to: www.yourbrainonporn.com
I bet you'd never wanna see porn again.
Business / Re: Innoson EFCC Arrest & The GTB Loan: "Innoson Stop Playing The Igbo Tribe Card" by nellibaba(m): 9:38pm On Dec 20, 2017
....biased write up.

why didn't you elaborate on this part...

"3. Surprisingly, Innoson commenced suit no:FHC/AWK/CS/2012 against the Bank at the Federal High Court, Awka stating the bank had debited its account with excess charges totalling N559,374,072.09 and obtained judgement in excess of N4.7Billion against the Bank. Again choosing to dishonour an agreement that was amicable reached between him and the Bank for a full and final settlement of N1,095,107,822.95 wherein the Bank graciously forgave him the sum of N559,374,072.09 which accrued on his account during the period which he abandoned his account."

Are we supposed to believe that the court just "liked Innosons face" and awarded N4.7BILLION against the bank?

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