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Mickeywilliams:
For the uniben folks, upload should be done by Friday.
I received a call from a reliable source this evening.
So chill.

Hello bro. The Uniben list that is to be released soon is for what year?

I miss out, it is well.

omoowhe:
have you done clearance?? ?

Nope, 2018 set

omoowhe:
but they'll surely provide a list of those that are still on ground....i graduated since 2017 tho

Oh, then you don't have much problem in as much as you results are ready.

omoowhe:
Please does any one have an idea if you Uniben have released theirs

No bro, Uniben have not released theirs. I don't think we can follow Batch A with the way things are.

BUSTED!


I woke up at 5:30am this morning, like I do every other morning. I did some pushups, brushed my teeth and took my bath, quickly ate a light breakfast and was off to work. All of these was achieved in forty minutes. I live on the Mainland but work on the Island.

I am an Accounts intern at Zeynet Limited. I have been working here for six months. I was lucky to have landed this job immediately after my graduation from the University of Benin, through my dad's friend. And I have come to cherish it very much.

I work as part of a team which comprises Shade, Evans and Faith. Faith and I clicked immediately we met and over time, she has become a bosom friend.

As an intern, my job involves a lot of activities and as an enthusiast, I love the extra activities.

Today, shady and I are scheduled to deliver some paperwork to one of our major clients who stays in Maryland. I love running this particular errand because of the extra benefits that come with it as a result of taking danfo as against Uber which has been prescribed by management. Shade is always my eager accomplice.

We left the office at 11am, because the paperworks were to be delivered by 2pm. The journey to Maryland was uneventful and we delivered the document right on time. Phew! I was already calculating my share from the "benefits" since we took the other route.

Decided to board a bus that will take us back to the office. We stood at the bus stop and shortly afterwards a bus pulled up. The conductor was saying something like #500! #500! #500! I thought he was joking so I decided to ask how much and he confirmed what I heard initially. At that moment, my head became hot and I pulled Shade off the bus because she already had one leg in. I couldn't imagine how a conductor was planing on cheating us of our "hard earned" money. Maryland to VI was #300 last week na. I was still arguing with the conductor when I notice Shade looking across the road but I was too engrossed in the fare-reduction debate to notice.

We boarded the bus after the conductor had agreed to reduce the fare by #100 for each of us. Shade sat close to window while I was sandwiched between She and a woman nursing a baby. The journey from Maryland to VI was going on smoothly till the baby with the woman started crying. She told me the baby was crying because she was hungry but I too busy to care since I was engrossed with my phone; I should have cared.


The woman brought out a plate of pap and was feeding the baby while I was lip syncing Chris brown don't wake me up. I didn't know my village people had something in store for me already. The baby did not stop crying and added kicking to his disturbance. The woman was still feeding him, when something very warm and sticky fell on my well ironed shirt. I looked up from my phone and saw a mass of pap on shirt. I wanted to cry, I swear I could feel the hot tears. How was I supposed to explain myself at the office? The woman tried her best to clean as much as possible but it seemed as if my village people powers were in full force today; the stain refuse to leave. The woman kept apologizing through out the trip but I was in another world; a world where lies are cooked and I am an awesome cook.


By the time we got to the office, I already had a confident look on my face, Shade was distant but I didn't notice. We headed to our Boss office to give her a report of how the errand went and I was surprised to notice some of my colleagues were already seated in her office. Boss noticed the stain on my shirt, she asked why and then I served the food I was cooking in the bus.


I told her how we ordered an Uber from the client office and it came almost immediately. But we were surprised to see that the driver had a baby in his arm, he told us that his wife left home early and he wanted to drop the baby at a day care in VI. We entered his car and the journey started. The baby started crying.

I decided to help the driver carry the baby since I loved kids. And that was how the baby peed on me. I ended my story with a smile and I was even shocked at my flawless delivery.

*I should have noticed the giggling among my coworkers and the stern look on my Boss face. But I was too carried away with my story telling to notice or care...

*Shade should have told me she saw Madam at Maryland when I was arguing with the conductor...

The end.

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Booked

procky:
Atiku is a Fulani man... A Fulani man CAN NEVER BE MY SAVIOR.... You are a foolish Mad Man to call a Fulani (herdsmen) YOUR SAVIOR... come, let me employ so you can start enjoying Buhari dollar rate... By the way, I still insist.. The igbos don't need PRESIDENCY.... I don't have voters card I only support anyone that will increase dollar to 1000....

Honestly, all your dollar increase statements have been senseless imo. So if dollar keep increasing, do you think prices of items will remain the same in naira or are you just daft?

Let me drop this.



#Akwa Ibom


APC - 170,220
PDP - 397,830
PDP wins...

#Jigawa

APC 794,738

PDP 289,895.

APC wins


With the numbers I have seen in Kano and Kastina. I can say Buhari has won.

#Ebonyi
APC - 90,726 PDP - 258,575 PDP wins
#Enugu
APC - 54,423 PDP - 355,553 PDP wins
Good night guys...

OnPointMan:
You got the result before it was announced. How did u do that ?

Following the election massively

#Yobe
APC - 497,914 (85%) PDP- 50,763 (8.6%)

APC wins

#Abia
APC - 85,058 PDP - 219, 698
PDP wins...

PDP 275,901

Amarabae:
Buhari was just too strong for him
I never expected him to be performing this badly in the North,
Even Buhari performance in the south south and south east is very impressive,
N-power people and their relatives in Igbo land came out in mass for buhari,
And also
The selling of NNPC noise depopularised Atiku.
He should not have said that, he should have kept quiet over it.
Oil bloc cabals in the north came out against him

Totally agree with this analysis. At the end of day, Shebi na the same market all of us dey go buy wetin we wan chop? We all be alright last last

fotadmowmend:
In fact with this power outage may Buhari never wins.... Haba light never blink on since yesterday faa

Same thing here and it is quite surprising

EbukaHades10:
When u look at city last season and the points they used to win,it is even a miracle that we are still in it or even "competing" with them.

If 2014 gets repeated, we can hold our head up high that yes,it was a good run and it wasn't "bottled" as people are imagining

Yawns. Lose the league first na, let's see how you will "hold your head up high". Tueh! Already cooking up excuses for your loss

Geny5:
pls do u know if any student from uniben was awarded this yr? cuz i hvn't seen any

There should be some, mostly those from engineering. You can check student affairs to verify.

Jerry2i:
when is it starting for the year?
Thanks.

Should be in March or around that period. Since shortlisting/exam is usually in April or May

Hi guys, I am here. If you have any questions, I will reply them as soon as possible.

adebayal:
Link plzzzzzz

Vipbox.nu

Man Utd 3 PSG 1

Born2smile:
Hmmmm..... This man utd formation get as e be oh. Lingard go fit supply so?

That na Mata strong position that year............

PSG still looking solid with the likes of Di Maria and Draxler.

It will take Bailey, Lindelof and Matic to stop Mbape from scoring at least one goal today. That is if they can succeed.

Seems Man Utd is expecting lots of attack from PSG and hoping to catch them on the counter. This man utd formation does not believe that the best form of defense is to attack.

This is going to be very interesting.

Mata strong point na as RW? You dey follow Man Utd match so. Even Sanchez or Lukaku better pass Mata for there.

I am pumped. I feel blood rushing through my viens like crazy. Never felt this way in a long time

Most expensive goal keeper swallowing 10 in 3 games like it is nothing new.
Are you a public toilet anyone can just mess up?

Four40:
How can new awardees' get the letter at their school and when will payment begin?

Your department should notify you when they have it. In ideal situations, payment should be a month after you verify your account details as stated but it might be longer.

Thefantaboy:
Nelsizzy what's up please will the award letter be sent to mails or to schools?

It will be sent to your schools

100k

blaise00700:
Quick Maths, if application fee per person = N2000 X 200,000 applicant (with this crowd i dey see so)

BBN go get N400,000,000 , sense no go kee me

It is free