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Computers / Hp Elitebook 2560p Core I5 @47k by Nelsizzy(m): 7:45pm On Mar 29, 2019
Brand - HP

Product line - Elitebook

Model - 2560p

Type - Laptop

Processor type - Intel core i5 2nd generation

Processor speed - 2.5 ghz (turbo boost up to 2.9ghz)

Memory - 4gb RAM

Hard drive - 320 gb hdd

Screen size - 12.5"

Graphics - Intel hd graphics 3000

Operating system – Win 10 Pro

Wi-fi - Yes

LAN - Yes

Bluetooth - Yes 802.11a/b/g/n, Bluetooth 2.1 EDR

Optical Drive - Yes

SD Card Reader - Yes

Fingerprint reader - Yes

Battery – A new battery that last 3-4 hours on a full charge

Charger - hp power adapter




Price N47,000

Mainland Lagos

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 26 Million Job Seekers Applied For NNPC Jobs As Recruitment Portal Closes by Nelsizzy(m): 4:34pm On Mar 29, 2019
Let's do the maths shall we.

Jamb registration for this year is about 1.8m candidates. Out of these lots, only about 1/3 are admitted each year, that's about 600000 students each year.

NNPC stated that to be eligible
1. Must have graduated between 2014-2019
2. Must be below 28
3. Must have NYSC discharge certificate

Let's go back to the 600000, this number covers for all admission into various tertiary institutions plus College of education. I graduated in 2018 and I have not been mobilized for NYSC, no 2018 graduate would have discharge certificate as at now so 2018 and 2019 is out of it. For those that graduated in 2017, most will be rounding up service soon.

Again, not everybody that gets admitted will graduate at the end of 4 years. The 600k is reducing, factor in those that went to Coed and we have less than 400000 graduates each year.

Adding up the total graduates from 2014-2017 won't even top 2 million and they are quoting 26 million. It is well.

Even if the experienced hire gets the same number, we won't even have up to 5 million candidates.
Education / Re: UNIBEN Approves Dress Code For Faculty Of Management Sciences Student by Nelsizzy(m): 3:41pm On Mar 29, 2019
It is actually for those in Management Sciences. Anyways, they implemented it last semester but it is not working and won't work. Those rules are quite comical to say the least. Let's see how it goes...
Health / Re: I Experience Pain When Urinating by Nelsizzy(m): 3:15pm On Mar 29, 2019
ozoebuka1:
Buy levofloxacin; the full dosage and drink... I didn't say ciprofloxacin oh.
Ciprofloxacin works too though.
Health / Re: I Experience Pain When Urinating by Nelsizzy(m): 3:11pm On Mar 29, 2019
Ejimagifty:



Bro are you sure this could be UTI and not gonorrhea? I urinated blood today
If you urinated blood then it is UTI. Very painful something, just go to a clinic. It is easy to cure, you should be fine in a week maximum.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: International Friendly - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by Nelsizzy(m): 9:03pm On Mar 26, 2019
chidexxy007:

Give me a match where one goalie was replaced because of what you pointed out there please...
Is that the essence of what I posted? OK, what of Netherlands at the world cup where Tim Krul always come in right before penalty shoot out.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: International Friendly - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by Nelsizzy(m): 8:52pm On Mar 26, 2019
chidexxy007:

Hahaha... no more questions but I don't see any scenario u layed out there as being tactical as both scenario won't affect the game tactically..
gk for gk is just a straight swap like striker for striker replacement.. one don tire and needs be replaced...
What if the other keeper is bad with his pull out and the other that was brought on is excellent with his feet and can find players high up the pitch with his passes? This would have been a great tactics with Onachu on the pitch
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Libya: U23 AFCON Qualifier (4 - 0) On 25th March 2019 by Nelsizzy(m): 5:51pm On Mar 25, 2019
Gooooaaaal Nigeria 4 Libya 0
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Libya: U23 AFCON Qualifier (4 - 0) On 25th March 2019 by Nelsizzy(m): 5:43pm On Mar 25, 2019
Almost a fourth for Nigeria.

Nice tackle from Nwakali in the build up to the third goal. And the pass was a total beauty
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Libya: U23 AFCON Qualifier (4 - 0) On 25th March 2019 by Nelsizzy(m): 5:40pm On Mar 25, 2019
Gooooaaaal

Osimhen with the hat trick.

Nigeria 3 Libya 0

Aggregate: Nigeria 3 Libya 2

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Libya: U23 AFCON Qualifier (4 - 0) On 25th March 2019 by Nelsizzy(m): 5:25pm On Mar 25, 2019
Gooooaaaal

Tie is level. Let's do it boys

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Education / Re: 2017/2018 NNPC/CHEVRON Scholarship Shortlisted Candidates Thread by Nelsizzy(m): 8:01pm On Mar 18, 2019
Freshigur:


What are the subjects one should study in prep for the exam sir?
Verbal reasoning, quantitative reasoning and current affairs
Religion / Re: Winners Chapel Constructing 1000MW Plant In Ota by Nelsizzy(m): 11:41am On Mar 17, 2019
ebilomaofficial1:
Advantages of critics,makes dem wake up and take responsibilities
Are you sure you are OK? Is it the responsibility of churches to build power plants or the government that collects taxes from you as well as control over all available resources? You need urgent help.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Finals Live Draws & Fixtures by Nelsizzy(m): 1:13pm On Mar 15, 2019
Auladimeji2:
Surprise who?When Ferguson was there,he was crumbled let alone this mere OLE.Oga just focuse on TOP 4 of EPL,You're out of UCL
Man Utd and Barcelona are set to meet in the @ChampionsLeague for the 5th time since 1998-99.

CL winners in the last 4 seasons when United and Barca met:

1998-99 - Man Utd
2007-08 - Man Utd
2008-09 - Barcelona
2010-11 - Barcelona https:///5JyQV6k3C3


What are you saying?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Finals Live Draws & Fixtures by Nelsizzy(m): 12:36pm On Mar 15, 2019
Manchester United vs Barcelona. I dey wait for this game. GGMU
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Finals Live Draws & Fixtures by Nelsizzy(m): 12:01pm On Mar 15, 2019
PenlsCaP:


shocked are u for real..
Liverpool v ajax
Juve v Porto
Man u v spurs
Barca v city

How genuine is this? ..
If this comes through I will stop taking champions league serious
Leaked yesterday. I am just waiting for UEFA to try something similar today
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 10th March 2019 by Nelsizzy(m): 10:04pm On Mar 10, 2019
Belleful:

who is more confused between you two?
Fix ya name before quoting me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 10th March 2019 by Nelsizzy(m): 6:42pm On Mar 10, 2019
Lukaku
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 10th March 2019 by Nelsizzy(m): 5:29pm On Mar 10, 2019
Justinlean02:
shame on you, City and Liverpool no be your mates, dey here dey drag panties with Assnal
See this olodo wan use reverse psychology. Baba, you dey learn. Want to downplay Arsenal's threat so you can survive trolling if Arsenal lose but will be throwing banters if they win. As I said earlier, you dey learn.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 10th March 2019 by Nelsizzy(m): 5:27pm On Mar 10, 2019
LesbianBoy:
This is going to be ole gunnar's first defeat in the EPL

Full time

Arsenal 1 - 0 Man United

Quote me after the match
This confused entity again
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 10th March 2019 by Nelsizzy(m): 5:14pm On Mar 10, 2019
oluwatosink:
dey there. Ucl and fa cup sure die. Epl sef. Make mancity and liverpool dey carefull.. Today top 3 too sure
Na wa you. See mouth making. Calm down abeg #GGMU
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 10th March 2019 by Nelsizzy(m): 5:13pm On Mar 10, 2019
Arsenal 1 Manchester United 3

GGMU
With SELSEE draw, this one na winner take all.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Burnley (4 - 2) On 10th March 2019 by Nelsizzy(m): 5:10pm On Mar 10, 2019
EbukaHades10:
So the one won in 2012 was stone abi? Why city con dey add am to their supposed "quadruple"
Educate yourself, it is not hard. Carling cup is not a major trophy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Burnley (4 - 2) On 10th March 2019 by Nelsizzy(m): 3:33pm On Mar 10, 2019
Horlhamhi:

lol... simply say, 'We can't beat Man City'.
OK, whatever rocks your boat. I prefer Man City winning the treble than Liverpool winning the EPL. That barrenness must continue

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Burnley (4 - 2) On 10th March 2019 by Nelsizzy(m): 3:24pm On Mar 10, 2019
INVINCIBLECSP:
Stay Focus, The True Reds Will Do Us Proud. Not Man Utd Red. I Will Call Them Red Only If They Beat Man City On 24th April.
YNWA
Why you dey look for favor for Man Utd hand na ehn? We no wan beat Man City. They are our neighbors
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Burnley (4 - 2) On 10th March 2019 by Nelsizzy(m): 3:22pm On Mar 10, 2019
teelaw4life:



Lool...God forbid bad thing. We actually only troll clubs that are relevant.
This one dey talk about relevance when the last time Liverpool win English title na 29 years ago. Last major trophy (FA Cup) was in 2006. Abeg go sleep jare

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Burnley (4 - 2) On 10th March 2019 by Nelsizzy(m): 2:52pm On Mar 10, 2019
Liverpool 4 Burnley 2


Gudmunsson


Mane brace
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Burnley (4 - 2) On 10th March 2019 by Nelsizzy(m): 1:44pm On Mar 10, 2019
busky007:
Where are those hopeless trolls especially man United castrated and demented fans. Already 90 percent of their prediction on the first page Don cut
The only fans who have orgasm bcuz of 4th place. Liverpool will keep disgracing you all ediots.
All hail the reds
YNWA
And look at the way you are disgracing yourself on top another person's prediction. No go hang yourself if Liverpool no win EPL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Burnley (4 - 2) On 10th March 2019 by Nelsizzy(m): 1:16pm On Mar 10, 2019
YOU WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING
As a United fan, this one na appetizer before Arsenal
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Nelsizzy(m): 11:12am On Mar 10, 2019
ifyalways:
I can recharge Your phone with 3K for the effort.

Send me a pm if interested. smiley
I sent a pm. God bless you


Modified:

Received the airtime. Even though I didn't submit before the deadline, you still deem it fit to reward my efforts. God will continue to bless you tremendously.

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