₦airaland Forum

kramer:
I bet your 'Nigerian' friends are from the igbo tribe? I don't know how a group of people can be so blinded by tribalism and gullible to believe one person can 'islamicize' a whole country as if everyone will just fold their arms and watch.

might it be the igbo tribe. Take it easy my nigga, as this would not change the status quo of the hegemonic processes that have prevailed in your country. We have not known any other tribe presiding over Zimbabwe besides His Excellency, Robert Gabriel Mugabe. Be merry, then.

ideykwum:
Stop screwing our Yoruba girls!

is it unlawful? But i will think about it as a man. Mmmm, nigerian girls love zimbabweans, and zimbabwean women love nigerians. I think it's quid pro quo!

Raymondenyi:
T means sai Buhari, Sai Baba!! We re so happy, Buhari will be our president in a month time, please spread he message as far as you can, from Zimbabwe to S.A down to the Cape coast ..... tank u

is His Excellency, General Muhammadu Buhari, that popular? He has made it on the Time magazine influential people list, and i am surprised as here in Zimbabwe, Nigerians have a reservation on his religious orientation as they seem to fear that the conuntry, Nigeria, would be 'Islamicized' according to them. They say, they would have preferred his predecessor, his excellency, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. What does 'Sai baba' mean? In my local vernacular, ie Shona, it means father?

delishpot:
Anyone that speaks in proverbs in his inlaws house will be the same person to explain its meaning. Thats all


Ehm but OP, you no understand am but you type the language as if na wetin you first learn as a child fa?

oh, is that what it means? Thank you, kindly.

Eni to ba pa owe nile ana lo ma tumo e......shikenah!

[quote author=shosomtin post=32786719][/quote]why me, nigga?

emmyrichie:
[ ] + [ ] + [ ] = 30

Fill the boxes using

(1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, 15)

You can also repeat the nos.

its preposterous adding up three odd numbers to get an even sum.

Iamsynord:
lemme Watch as the Lies flows in ..
Some will start saying it love DAT matters yet That can even patiently wait for Airforce1 album
Self contain kor Double Release

women are peculiar species, when a brother goes to jail they be like, ' i will really hold that nigga down,' and when a brother goes to school, they be like, ' i can't stand long distance relationships'

samtol4:
God bless you my Sister .God is helping us here .The situation came to standstill yesterday when Nigerians came out in large number with unbelievable weapons for self defense.Now SA government seeing that Nigerians are not Zimbabwe and Congolese who ran away when looters came .

ah! Nigga, are you dead serious, that you came out to the xenophobes with weaponry. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, why didn't unleash the weapons on them?

nerfetiti:
Hudayya fadoul one of the beautiful daughters of military dictator, sani abacha just shared this pictures online. She looks really beautiful here. Heard she is a fashion designer and also runs her own label Hudayya couture.

So what's your take about the pic....share your comments below

Source: http://www.ridenattyride.com/2015/04/daughter-of-sani-abacha-hudayya-fadoul_10.html?m=1

she is beautiful, and only a Zimbabwean man can match her qualities.

lalasticlala:
TELL Magazine, November 29,1996.


https://mobile.twitter.com/SeeMeSeeNigeria/status/585823311445254145

Abiola

Obasanjo

Shehu Musa Yaraduah

i remember reading about this man Mashood Abiola in the 90s.

francizy:
Hahahahaha, see insult. Point of correction, am a man, not a boy..

I actually unfollowed you once because at some point, your topics weren't making sense to me anymore and I couldn't endure following you since you had unfollowed me..

Another point worthy of note is; you have actually followed and unfollowed me more than I have followed and unfollowed you..

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahhaahhaaha, @

francizy:
Hahahahaha, see insult. Point of correction, am a man, not a boy..

I actually unfollowed you once because at some point, your topics weren't making sense to me anymore and I couldn't endure following you since you had unfollowed me..

Another point worthy of note is; you have actually followed and unfollowed me more than I have followed and unfollowed you..

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahhaahhaaha, @

francizy:
Hahahahaha, see insult. Point of correction, am a man, not a boy..

I actually unfollowed you once because at some point, your topics weren't making sense to me anymore and I couldn't endure following you since you had unfollowed me..

Another point worthy of note is; you have actually followed and unfollowed me more than I have followed and unfollowed you..

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahhaahhaaha, @

Raiders:
If Nigeria was a civilized country, this mor0n would be locked up in jail

word, nigga!

dipopooo:
Sir, u dnt nid to curse them, they are already cursed. Zimbabweans worwor pass chimpanzee

here is a statement that lacks intelligentsia, ordinary if you like.

FrancisTony:
Man of God kor.

Only God knows who serve him.

By the way, he's un-christlike going with the way he's using cuss words.

said it right, nigga, really pusillanimous 'cuss words'

madridguy:
Bad pastors that I have too often encountered now main objective is to control, rule over even silence the flock through fear and intimidation. In this despotic, institutionalized church system where disloyalty to or disagreement with the pastor or leaders is viewed as the same as disobeying God. Questioning the pastor on doctrinal statements becomes equal to questioning God. After all, the Pastor is the authority, and authority is always right. These pastors even try to commit their objectors to mental institutions. Sadly in real life both God, Good and bad preachers coexist but presently the bad preachers seem to outnumber the good ones.

i think TB Joshua, and other pastors who claim to prophesy are very much bogus.

GoodMorning. I recently found out that i can download torrents using the URL for the above referred subject. But the challenge is that they only allow up to 1GB downloads for free accounts. However, i would love to give a go for the premium account which would allow me to download unlimited size of torrents. I am not very tech savvy, and i would like to enquire if there is a way to bypass the premium account programmatically, or other wise to enable me to download an unlimited size of torrentz. Thank you for all who will contribute to this thread.

Weah96:
These ATM scammers are able to retrieve only your magnetic strip with their ATM phishing.

So basically they have your name and card number and expiration date. They don't have the three digit code on the back.

thank you, kindly. so i don't know if there could be a way to retrieve the PIN under the magnetic strip ? If i have a magnetic ink character recognition, could it possibly mean that one can retrieve data beneath the strip, and make it appear on an output device like a monitor/vdu?

Weah96:
Don't need your pin to order a 50" smart TV online. But I do need the 3 digits at the back of the card, something that the scammers cannot obtain using this mechanism. These cards require a "plug" at a retail store, a complicit Walmart cashier, for example. Otherwise, a fake ID would be necessary to walk out of the store with anything significant.

how, nigga, please advise me?

Whats the name of the 'small fraud tools' being referred to?

bushdoc9919:
If you have been watching African current affairs for nearly 20 years...or more...you would know that many African leaders do not just had over power easily.

Take Mobutu Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu Wa Zabanga (doesn't the name sound sweet for mouth?). Pretended to be a democrat.....but still behaved like a African chief. (Personally....I think he was actually born 500 years ago frozen by aliens and reanimated to come and torment the Congolese people ).

Or IBB of Nigeria...who started a transition programme and said he would hand over in 1989....then 1990....then 1992....then 1993....then 1997....then 1999.... then 2049...(just kidding ).

Or Kenneth Kaunda who handed over because his Western backers persuaded him.

African leaders and power.....and some of them would even throw off all pretense and declare themselves Emperor....like Jean Bedel Bokassa....Emperor Bokassa the First.....the man with several wives and concubines...and who may or may not have served human meat at his coronation(Was eventually found not guilty of canniballism at his trial long after he was overthrown...because the judges decided that it was all hearsay). Or Houphouet-Boigny of Ivory Coast (I do not believe in reincarnation......but that gent was the reincarnation of the dead fench king Louis the Fourteenth...whose famous quote was I am the State.). Or "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular"...who made no pretense of democracy.And don;t get me started on Ghaddafi, and the Tunisian gent with 99.9% vote rate.

Honestly I do not like GEJ....but he was never a dictator.

it is rumoured that Emperor Bokassa I of the House of Bokassa promised a party for thr lame and the disabled in France. Midway flight hovering the seas, he ordered that the plane be opened and all the disabled and lame flight passengers be thrown in the deep seas alive.

gsainttrinity:
What i am still trying to clearify here is that if Nigerian men cheats, it has nothing to do with our culture or custom of our tradition.

I give example: my grand father married two wives but even after his death, his wives (all late now) always eulogise on how he was a principled man that never had concubines (cheating in their own terms).

But he had two wives. Polygamy was the acceptable law of the community (same way monogamy has replaced it in recent times).
He married a secound wife because he needed more children which was very excential since he needed more hands to work in his hectares of agricultural farmland (i visited a part of it recently my brother no be joke o. In ten years you can not clear the potion of farmland they cultivated every season.) this he did without tractor, herbicide or harvester. Just his hoe and cutlass.

But my grand mother couldn't give birth to more kid due to age and strength so the man got a younger wife that produced his additional labourers in his vine yard.


No body should generalise on the attitude of a people without understanding the dynamics of their existence (NIGERIA)


Modern Nigerian men cheat on their foreign partners because they are a means to an end. This is a result of a situation which would require another lengthy text to kowatiate.

My homie All4naija you have been away from home too long try and comeback so that you understood your fellow country men better.

There are always two sides to a coin.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah, what a joke! But word up, nigga, kakakakakakakakakaka!

sophy09:
Does circumcision have any side effect on a grown man?

yes it does, they mostly become violent. It must not come as a surprise that countries that circumcise are very belligerent. We talk of the Islamic State, Muslim world, circumcising states in Africa, e.g, Nigeria, Congo, etc, and ultimately in the Bible itself you will find that there are so many wars indeed, than portrayed in any other religious anectdote. So circumcision has effect on man, young and/or old alike.

Ernieman:
Since 1980? And he is 91years old now. Is it that this man is a spirit that cannot be assasinated? They should just shoot the idiot @ close range and make sure there is no more pulse in him. 'Greedy and selfish ood fool'

there is not any one with the guts to do the aforementioned to the Zimbabwean despot!

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
á ñguna ngwó nkwú na bia...... where did i infer in my post that foreign women are crazy abt naija dudes...... i still eulogize my hypothesis, any foreign slut( including you) who comes online to yap her blowjôb infested mouth about naija guys has had her heart and punnaaanii scattered by the same naija dudes.....

hahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahah, kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, loooooooooooooooooooooool!

all4naija:
I don't care what you think you are.! But, you are black biatch and as such you are an African hole! You smelling ghetto-d i c k sucker!

hahahahahahahahahaha ad infinitum!

all4naija:
Yet, you quoted me, you attention-seeking w h o r e!

u burn this sh!+ down nigga, tell these second class citizens they call themselves women.

luigiajah:
SA Rapists smell better.... You must be a product of rape..

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all4naija:
Bwahaha... This half-n a k e d Zulumaster wants to dare me his civilized lord. Hahaha... How are you doing in your Township xenophobic nature? I hope you're good!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you are one of the most meekly humorous i have heard from, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Lala247:
Dats wt im saying tho

Its like double standards with chics

I didnt even diss any1 when i replied d op's topic ..
Didnt even know her name either . N den i saw her mention me was like huh ? But den its like dey all jump in like sheep . Its like look in d mirror girls ur doing d exact same thing dey r accusing ppl of doing . Lol now who needs a book

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i think it is fair to infer that 'chicks' can go far fighting for dick, and like how it looks like here, being Zimbabwean though, the Nigerian dick. It is common to see how one nigga can line up chicks ready to wipe their coochies with dick, because generally girls fight for dick, and that is one thing they can stand up a fight for otherwise they might be peaceful.

all4naija:
This is not about arguing but about stating facts as they are.

Thank you, my Zulu friend from down South of the continent. How is Township development going?

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, i am from Zimbabwe. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so South African ladies love Nigerian boys, yet they are taunted like this. Surely, love is blind. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, even if these ladies are taunted left, centre, and right like this tey cannot stop loving Nigerian boys hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, this is extremely funny.

Please could you furnish me on the best software program to use on a pc for unlocking and flashing cellphone/mobile phones? If there is a software that does not require any hardware tools, please kindly tell me of it. I have browsed all over the internet only to find out that most of them require boxes of which i am not looking for something that uses a hardware box like jaf, octopus, etc. I have found out about jurassic uniandroid software/ and infinity BB5 but i don't know how the softwares work, and also some people tell me about flash files requirement which i do not know anything of at all. Please help.