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I am waiting for who dares say I'm under arrest. Na that time i go pour recession anger out.

This MMM is a scam jare... But its the kinda scam i want to be scammed

Madam abeg talk to a counsellor.

Shouting back at him just to make him understand how it hurts won't yield anything positive.

Instead, its gonna get physical and escalates to constant DV

JeffreyJamez:
This is simple... I'm sure you have your own "craze"..since you have talked to him about it and he has refused to listen, show him that small "craze" ..if he shouts at you, shout at him back... He go calm down!

Haba oga! Why are you pushing this woman na?

I am 100% certain that if she dares shouts back at him, the man is gonna get physical with her.

You claim not to be violent and you slapped a man with a glass cup because you were pushed?

The killer instinct is in you bro.
By the way, where were your goons when you were been beating?
Abi you go chop alone? Remember what they say 'CHOP ALONE and DIE ALONE'

NO WONDER YOU ALMOST DIED...

Concerning your imposed course, i think you should let your parents know how you feel about art. Its gonna be hard to convince them but bro try as hard as you can. My dad forced me to become a science student in secondary school and till this very moment, i am a dummie in anything science. But i was too scared to make him understand and thats why at 27 i am still in 200lvl.

Concerning masturbation,

talk to your mum about whats goin on cuz i believe mums shld be every child's best friend (confidant). You are too young to deal with this on your own bro.

Dont be scared to talk to your mum. Took me a very long time to understand how mums are so important to a child's development.......

By the way, i sense you are a very bright kid and you shldnt let some other person's will become yours (not even your parents)......

Hmmm! Even as i be Muslim and attend different gatherings, i have never heard such. Ain't saying its a lie, all i am saying is that i will never warn any snake rather i can never warn any snake to leave my house. I will like to red more on this @op. Pls gimme a source

Florblu:
Have always warned ladies to stay off wolf in sheep's clothing.
if I am to be the judge in this case,the guy will spend the better part of his life behind the bar with hard labour.

how does one identify a wolf in sheep clothing

The entire population of naija na in millions o! (less than 200 million to be precise) and only lag dey spend 3 billion on food daily Haba #Ambode Stop bobo us na. Abi u dey count suya and beer join?

Walahi i won't blame #jidenna if he comes bk to #nigeria and starts threatening sub zero (freeze). Una see sey na him dey find #jidenna trouble o!!!

Too much of everything no good.

Na only you go see vision everyday.

TB Joshua and that yeye African prophet wey predict nonsense. I leave una for God

@iyke is there any reasonable ebook available via the net to kickstart a newbie's quest for domain investment?

Most newbies are interested in that bro...

Now i believe the saying 'ONE MAN'S FOOD IS ANOTHER MAN'S POISON'. i swear if this babe begin internet parole e.g. Blogging, walahi na Thor Mode she go dey (unstoppable).

See how very young those guys are. How many yrs experience these guys get in combating? Mehn! I wish them all the best

blind man fighting blind man

Sorry it took me a while to reply you guys. I have been a bit under the weather.

No be the size matter madam. Its the size and the sexiness in it. Checkout my #toolz #teamtoolz

Rick9:
That Animal is of no use to anybody. Their extinction would be nice

they are irritating, scary, cunning, evil, stupid they occupy unnecessary space and cause unnecessary havoc. Baba God abeg call them off the surface of our earth jare

I just hope this one wasn't rigged like the previous ones sha.
#teamcucumber #teamcassava

lordcabasa:
At this rate we are soon going to find snake extinct in Nigeria.

i swear e beta make snakes disappear from this world sef...

If i say tell, some ppl will still convince you otherwise and if i say otherwise, some ppl will still convince you to do the opposite.

But all I've got to say now is that if you know you dont have an extra reliable gf, just gboju

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Hello @op i dont know if this is the right place for this but i am hoping you cld help.

I became ill a few weeks bk and i lost my appetite entirely. 3days ago when i was trying to eat without been fed, i discovered some of the garden egg i ate got stuck in my chest. I have tried every reasonable approach but to no avail. I even tried vomiting but it just wouldn't come out.

I am hoping you cld tell me what to do to get it out... Thanks

For your yeye mind @op you are trying to make us believe these weyreys are modest abi?

Just because the wedding looks simple doesn't mean billions didn't go down the drain.
You don forget how much wrist watch 1st lady buy where the Fulani cow was been sworn in?

The cow flew in the night and flew bk in the morning to resume work?
Abeg which work

PS: anyone who quotes me saying Buhari dey work, May God almighty in his infinite mercies replace my Sins with your Good deeds Amen

Produke:
Wat do u xpect from d marriage of a fourth wife?

May God bless you in abundance for this epic mouth shutting response.

Ehn the head cut off his head.
The so called stephanie dey craze gidigan ni.

Those wannabe assassins didn't get their story right in the first place. Why wld you carry out an operation on the basis of premise?

Imagine o! If truly the woman hired them to eliminate her useless husband why wld they not ensure he was dead before trying to take his f***ing jeep to her brother in heaven?

You were not paid before the task and you decided to still drive the car to ENUGU on the basis of promise. At times sha i dey wish to be an investigating officer. I for don torture truth comet for these mofos mouth.

Here is a very simple question To all of the Domestic bullies.

Wetin una go do if una jam person dey beat your wife outside?

Ole atole oloorun

Mourinho (special Mumu) Zlatan (Manchester god) Pogba (Most Expensive Shit)
I'll advice Manchester utd board to learn how to sack managers.... Hehehehe

The poacher got poached. Hmmm wetin him dey use the money do sef? See as recession show for him body....

This king is imposing his belief on people. Is this how to rule? What does he expect Muslims who bury their dead loved ones before sunset?

This is Buhari's fault lol

While i was still undergoing training as a beautician yrs bk
something occurred around wuse in abuja.

This pretty hairdresser rented a space under the popular wuse bridge where she offer her services (hairdressing) and she was 'good' 'fast' and 'popular' almost all the abuja big baes wanted her touch of glamour.
But something was up with her style (no customer was allowed to bring a mirror) her excuse was that it slows her work (i wonder how looking in a mirror affects her o!)

1million braids which takes us whole day or more to complete (depending on the number of hands employed to help) this ogbonge woman starts and finishes in few hours.

On this faithful day, a stubborn client visited her space for a makeover and used a mirror while the hair was being made and she saw numerous hands tending to her hair instead of just 2.

Before she cld say madam, she got slaps and ran mad.

When people around noticed what was going on, the ogbonge woman was tortured and she made her confession.

Question: who ghost buster don HELP

The step mom is the authentic witch. I can't imagine a mother figure tying up an underage child at ungodly hours and start asking MUMU question. Infact, she is a very big MUMU WITCH

If you wanna f*** and you dont want wrath upon your block head, Motels are around.

But if your block head is too stiff and it tells you to disvirgin any girl at all and you promise marriage without fulfilment, omo i pity your coming generation.

But wait o! What of girls who use guys too? Oya @op list the categories of guys who babes shouldn't dare use...

Lemme start by adding this

1) Dont use a potential influential man....

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