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I don't enjoy sex, i enjoy talking n romance..
Cunning creature they re!

Creamish: 45,F,JAYBEE'S heart

You're high

Creamish: Im a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery old woman oo . . .

Never mind, proceed to answer!

Creamish: a.k.a Nerosky . .

Funny u, i like gold diggers, becuz if dem dig finish not dem go c 4 grand
Lolz... Creamish, what's ur ASL?

Creamish: hehehe . . .is dat where we hunt d rich men down?

That's if my oga @ d top (God) pardon u n get u even wrecked man

Creamish: Proudly . .

Lolz... I don't wanna see u @ redeem camp 4 woman looking for husband

4sure
Change the apn to blackberry.net

I will, just to witness new generation war!

chiboy11: do u ned UK used bb or New ones kindly contact me n let's deal, I wil sell to u at a botton price n its based on cash on delivery

4me I se no diference btwen UK used black bery n new ones do u kno d reason, pple buy New ones in uk n in 1 or 2 months decide to sell it inorder to buy a Andriod phone, dats y dey come wit even no scratch n it comes wit its box, charger n every tin u get in new ones.

If u stil want d New ones let me stil no I wil get 4u.

mail me @ iamchiboy@gmail.com or post here wat type u ned,I wil tel u price n wen u wil get it

Android 4 real
Sony xperia u on my mind

[quote author=Mr..Cork]*summary*[/quote]Grow up

Creamish: Abeg OP . . .stop discouraging our philanthropists .

I see gold searchers!

Princeparix: *jumps into river nile*

R.I.P

pompori king: Its obvious ur brain and fingers don't work togeda.that's the only way you can type this crap and it feels rite for you to post it

I blame government for this high level of illiteracy, what's culled
Mr man you're an illiterate! Go back to school!

[size=19pt] Hmmm!......... Out of 65yrs, how long has he been looting













All this legal criminals self, Who cares Mtcheew!! [/size]

Culled : sexlife9ja
WARNING:
My son, never spend your money on a lady
with the notion that you want to marry her
in the near future. You are not
her parent to pay her school fees, pay for
her apprenticeship, pay for her hostel and
give her pocket money. When you decide
to do that, note that you are doing it for
charity and it is at your own risk. She is not
obliged to marry you because you have
spent your money on her. Infact, it is for
your own good for her not to accept to
marry you because you have spent on her.
That love or marriage will be conditional
and deadly. It is about time you young and
single guys reason wisely.

Culled : sexlife9ja
WARNING:
My son, never spend your money on a lady
with the notion that you want to marry her
in the near future. You are not
her parent to pay her school fees, pay for
her apprenticeship, pay for her hostel and
give her pocket money. When you decide
to do that, note that you are doing it for
charity and it is at your own risk. She is not
obliged to marry you because you have
spent your money on her. Infact, it is for
your own good for her not to accept to
marry you because you have spent on her.
That love or marriage will be conditional
and deadly. It is about time you young and
single guys reason wisely.

gunuvi: See immaturity!

No be small immaturity!

dmalam: my gurlfrnd sent me a recharge card of #750, iv bn hr atm machine snce we met...

oboi i load d tin like 3 times, bt d same reply kpt comin....''dis pin does nt exist'''

she shouted ''april fool!!!'' on calln hr...vex wan kill me die, me wey think say i don hammer smol...

if i catch am ehn, hr ya*nsh ko tok april fool 750times

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Emzybrown: i use Android device,and am using mtn monthly mobile bundle,whats your suggestions pals

Go get airtel sim

[quote author=me_for_you]Na your papa be thief. Idiot.[/quote]For supporting d legal thief, you're a criminal!

Koonbey1: exactly my view,they just keep producing mediocre content every week,i tire oh

Keep calm!!! Nobi una dey rent am!

[quote author=spark@wil]so dumb of u.[/quote]Sharap n face d reality

Useless man

Baba GOD even if na 2008 model pls provide for me....

I ask 4 too much

who's kim??

Emiru: Make una tweet 2face na... If na so dem dey 4get old tym pals, he must surely come down somday..no mata how high he seems 2 fly. *ma bebe..u are the one dat i'm callin, i'm callin baby i'm callin...* lol, i luv dis music die ow.

But na sky B sing this 1 na

vicope: Oh yes! Nine new universities while the existing ones are below standard and cannot make it into the list of the world top 3000 universities. As a graduate of Botany from a federal university, my dept lab never boasted of a microscope till I graduated.

Trains that travel 33 hours from Ilorin to Lagos, is that what you call a good rail transport?

As I type this comment, my smartphone is about going off, thanks to the fact that we have not had electricity for the past 48 hours (I reside in one of the largest satellite towns in FCT).

Which subsidy thief has been sent to jail? Pls just one name please.

No fuel scarcity? What is experienced in Lagos and Abuja is called what? Fuel abundance?

Except there are other roads people access, the road I travelled from Abuja to Lagos last month is nowhere to be called a standard, safe or world-class highway!

Take a visit to the FCT (the capital city of Nigeria), several parts of the city including Mpape, Kubwa, Dutse, Dawaki, jikwoyi etc still have a large population of people without access to proper toilet facilities (you find people excreting in drainages and public places). Needless to mention the poor waste management system in several parts of the capital city.

Despite the billions allocated to the Ecolgical Fund office of the presidency, what has been done to remediate the issue of erosion in the South East other than people feeding fat on huge salaries in the name of Ecological Fund office?

Violence, crime and corruption is at its peak.

Nigerians pay more to buy petroleum products yet get little in return from the govt.

Unemployment rate is at an epidemic level.

My friend, if you cannot see these things......SOMETHING is wrong with you too!

Don't mind him, they're all the same. LEGAL CRIMINALS!

Rossikk: For a person who's worked with the New York times Mr Brinkley, you are unbelievably stupi.d and ignorant. Do you think the Nigerian govt takes all the earnings from each barrel of oil produced? What about the multinationals and oil majors? Last time I heard it was a 50/50 sharing agreement, bringing the actual income to Nigeria down to $112 million a day, NOT $224 million. Of that $112 million, at least half goes on recurrent expenditure and debt repayments, meaning app $56 million a day is the actual income from that oil per day.

That may seem like a lot to you for a country of 170 million people since you are just an ignorant hamburger and milkshake quaffing American dunce Mr Brinkley.




No. The United States where you come from is by far the most corrupt nation on earth. You come from a country that admits to assassinating foreign leaders who don't do their bidding, a country that attacks other countries killing millions of innocent people based on lies in order to steal their oil and feed fat your already bloated elite, even as millions of your countrymen languish in homelessness, joblessness, destitution, gun crime and hunger.




And you agree to this dubious report. Why did you not tell your readers that the countries 'surveyed' were only 80, out of 130 nations on earth, with islands of peace and prosperity like Afghanistan, Sudan, Somalia, Eritrea, Sierra Leone, Iraq among others left out of the 'survey'? Is it because you're a dishonest anti-Nigerian basta.rd who thinks his audience do not read and research?



All WHAT wealth? You totally miscalculated the 'wealth' of Nigeria by a factor of 75% you dunce.



Mixture of half truths, innuendo and lies. Nigeria's literacy rate is 75% NOT ''half''.



You are unbelievable stup.id Mr Brinkley. Nigeria has 170 million mouths to feed. UAE has a population of 7 million people and produces 4 times as much oil as Nigeria per day, yet you compare them in the same sentence? Chief US aid recipient Israel has less than 7 million people with a GDP the same as Nigeria, and you are expecting the average Nigerian to live like the average Israeli?

Are you just being mischievous or are you really this reta.rded Mr Brinkley?



I doubt he was aware of your dumbitude before now.



It's time you got a proper education Mr Brinkley.




He's a bumbling illiterate and a complete, utterly irredeemable dunce where Nigeria is concerned.

Dude just shut ur trash, because you're so clueless, you don't stay in dis odious country!


I think you're one of all this looters relatives or son who stays abroad to enjoy from year to year! Without knowing how miserable this legal criminals made us! Only almighty God will help us!

nbright: I don't even know how to use twitter... Maybe when I get married my in law will teach my wife how to use it then I will break her head...

Twitter is for the gossip

Una dey follow people wey no get sense dey do something, wen dem bomb you n dem self you no knw what's up,

RETARD RE MOST HAUSA'S