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dopeJemi: Mine will be chin-chin ground-nut

hahahahaha

seun will be shau kan of mortal kombat , lol

Witwicky: Hmmmm mine would be chow yun fat

i nearly answer dis name..
If not that jokes don't make front page i would av ask the mod or admin to put this, it will be fun you know

copy n paste.. Check my website n see d date i posted dat...

On Jan 1st, 2012, President GEJ
removed fuel subsidy and thereby
increase d price of petroleum products.
On May 29th 2012, which is democracy
day, he changed d name of UNILAG to
MAULAG. 2moro is an independent day don't be
surprise cos shud he sell Nigeria 2
China, my chinese name is Ne-Wang Po,
all former documents remain valid...
What wud be ur own chinese name?
Let's catch some fun!
Comment ur own name

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]My education and drive is behind my success...but I digress. My point is that not all women who have the means to support themselves divorce all nilly willy simply because they can. If I wanted to leave my husband....I would have done it YEARS AGO and why would I divorce my husband when he hasn't given me ANY REASON TO?

I take my marriage serious and don't think it is something to play around but I can only speak for myself.[/quote]you barely cuz i av seen woman who fears n respect her husband very much while she was D one who brought the success, she even bought a car 4 her husband i fink endin last year..
you need 2 see their 2,wif their kid how they synchronize n respect each oda..am jealous
i wish to av dat kinda family, not her been behind my success,buh jst a sensitive woman...

Iaz93: Nigeria celebrates her 52nd anniversary tomorrow, it's supposed to be a thing of joy, but yet people are still suffering and there is still destruction of lives and properties. The bomb blast today at gaskiya in Zaria is no exception. Where do you think Nigeria is heading to?

bush..

corruption

i want to spoil my nokia which was stolen 4rm me couple of days ago, i have the IMEI, pls how do i go about it? Thanks.

Anybody wif MTN modem should call me wif 08027403876..rangin 4rm 3k
mine was stolen wif my p.c & phone...
If u also know how to spoil phone using IMEI , pls advice me.. Thanks ...

hmmm !! Evrybody got like in each comment..... Awesome.

Hotdiamond: emptyhen and etiBaba nko.
You dey dull o.

Yea, mtn is unlimited,
dunno, if eti is,
anyway, am using airtel 1 BB plan 4 symbian..very enjoyable...

Rudebwoy: It's like you are new to Nokia smartphones, E72 IS AN OLD PHONE!

atleast, it's smarter dan all blackburial using Version 6, cuz dats d only version i used (bold 2 in specific)
nobody say make i run..
my roommate own na hanger we dey call am ,, becuz if he opens 2go n operamini at same tim ,mehn battery av 2be removed...
What baffles me most it's starting point, jst can't imagine how world dulliest phone loads as if it can run any app...

mileseer: Nothing, since one doesn't exist.

what on earth do you mean?

baba GOD noni.

Rick Rozay thats my nick name, huh!

Hey young jeezy,listen n listen very careful,Don't fight wif my best rapper, or else u're preparing 4 ur own funeral!

Wetin concern us 4 dat dull phone
blackburial sucks... My fwend jst bought N8 n am really jealous of em, am currently using E72,mehn u need to see d battery durability(duracel),16 million colour picture, HD GAMES(high definition), fast email alert, whatsapp(4 pinging) 2go ing,facebooking,twitting n many more can run at once,omg! ...Nokia rocks , enough multi tasking.ú should open all dis apps n see if u don't remove D battery+++ NB_THIS COME ARE FOR E72 only... Then if u cum acroz N8 #1 you wil zoom seun in his office wif 12 mp (41 mp)

For what?! The should create anoda state instead

Hahahahahahahaha!!! D swagg tight!!!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Just as men face their career future, women should do the same. If the outcome is divorce, then so be it!!

Children and husband come later. . . .esp when you have to deal with whinny village annoying pessimistic Nigerian male bushbaby.[/quote]You've started

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]That's not what I said. Don't make up shit. I am financially sound and I AM STILL WITH MY HUSBAND. [/quote]Maybe his hand is behind ur success

If mosquito no win dis census,, na em be say una nid 2 show up 4 my ghetto,,wher mosquito dey carry weight in d evenin 4 nyt match,den u nd rat go dey drag road evri tym... #ejusttireme.... If God can remove mosquito ...we go manage ghetto...

[quote author=Stella_Bella]This over estimated escort.
Nigerians worship her azz
I find her repulsive, rude and common looking.
No bad belle but I love Tonto Dike and the Big bre.sted one who shows thier true color
Fruuuk Geney.[/quote]Shun jealous face D reality ...

This is probably the season of strange births and very mysterious occurrence, i don’t even no where to start or what to articulate,because is like a ritual now, if you can remember vividly, weird and odious event took place in church, where a woman give birth to a horse..
anyway, is just brief news and image sent to us, we will keep you updated as soon as we get the full detail from our source…

http://gidileak.com/photo-woman-who-was-delivered-with-goat-legs/

https://gidileak.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/woman.jpg

ogugua88: Lol. It's only 7:45p on my side.

omg!! guess what
i just viewed ur pp
never knew you're this beautiful

oh am 4getin sumfin!!! i was asked not to talk 2 beautiful girls again!!!

ogugua88: Lol. It's only 7:45p on my side.

Okay my sweetrat sowie,sweetheart.. i just remembered u away...

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I look like Taribo's Kehinde. Do you still want?[/quote]well,i was left with no choice..
Pass it...

although each tym i sleep i see paloma in my dream,,dunno dis kinda fantasy..shez 2 beautiful,,..wish i can go to mexico n get her... I guess am dreaming

Anyway pass it...........

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]You dey take style insult person?[/quote]AS WE ARE SAYING B4 one fin led to anoda...check my profile pix //I.neva.change.since.i .was.a.kid , let me know if i can get a visual kiss...






Make Sure you look like Genevieve Nnaji b4 making a move