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Uyo is Better in business than your dirty, dilapidated, cult-ravaged Benin City.

So stop talking trash about Uyo.

if good and clean roads were easy to build, why don't you guys build them in Benin City

Benin City is a very ancient and old city (right from the days of the old Benin empire to the days which she served as the capital of the mid-western region to the days of old Bendel State) that has refused to grow.

OVB123:
Uyo is very dry like dry fish. Business wise you are a dead city. The only good thing about her is that she has good roads.

Here you are trying to promote Al while over there you were talking trash about Uyo.

You must be a joker.

Ebubu:
you dey crase o. these abakaliki wey dey pictures below ?

He doesn't know Uyo.

You guys are always here in NL to talk shit about other people's places whereas where you guys come from are nothing but shitholes

OVB123:
You know that place very well.

You, this guy that likes attacking those who tries to say something negative about Ebonyi your state,
you now come here to say some lies about Uyo right

Who told you that Enugu has a better Economy than Uyo

What's the GDP, Nominal GDP, IGR, PPP, and Per Capita Income of Enugu State and that of Akwa Ibom State?
We know that in these two states, their economic powerhouses are their state capitals, though Akwa Ibom has more urban centers than Enugu State.

Use your Google and see which state is doing better economically than the other, based on the bolded yardsticks above
don't come here with mere assumptions based on past glory.

Uyo of 2022 is not Uyo of 1999, to be frank, Akwa Ibom as a state has surpassed Enugu as a state in many economic indices,
you can research this if you care.

And mind you, Akwa Ibom is better than Ebonyi your state in all ramifications.

Ebubu:
enugu economy is better than uyo. you’re more likely to make more money in enugu as a business man than uyo. uyo is good if you make money elsewhere and be receiving credit alerts while in uyo and be spending it in that uyo while someone manages your business in lagos or onitsha. uyo is not just where you’ll make money. unless it’s food business cos they love food.

you can fûck easily, cheap transport fare, good roads, quite if you don’t live around university of uyo (but that’s where chicks are), tooo many churches in the state. it’s just relaxation state not good for money making.

True talk
This expired, fake, and substandard drugs baron shouldn't be talking when men are talking nah.
Bat is an expired product nah

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9QH3Dgi1fE
As Custom Officer, I Blocked You From Bringing Hard Drugs To Nigeria – PDP Presidential Candidate, Atiku Lambasts APC Flag Bearer, Tinubu



Sahara Reporters

Well done Mr. Defendant of Nonsense

Trying to market Bat is like trying to market an expired, fake, and substandard product to your customers in the market

Only foools will believe this trash that you've wasted your time to compile .

lhordspy:
Gazettengr.com was where the news of supposedly Tinubu's gaffee emanatted from before been spread like wildfire by people who only takes pleasure in making mockery of the APC presidential candidate, Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

According to their report, it reads "Yahoo boys’ in local parlance means internet fraudsters but The Gazette could not immediately find the meaning of the terminology gazelle gagaraga, despite searches in major dictionaries and thesaurus."

The news here: https://www.nairaland.com/7511552/gazelle-gagaraga-tinubu-suffers-gaffe

But what Gazettengr failed to understand is that there is no stated rules or law that you must communicate with words from 'major dictionaries or thesaurus' in political rallies.

The meaning of gazelle gagaraga
There is what we call gara gara in yoruba. It means unstable or unsettled. Same as the pidgin slang 'gragra' .

We also have the word gagara (ga-ga-ra) or gagaraga (gaga-raga) used by Tinubu which means boastful, pompous, inflated, proud, made, self-important, domineering, pendantic, or magniloquence.

The south-westerners can relate; the yorubas to be specific. There is a street word: Igara (I-gara) which is derive from or shortform of gagara or gagaraga it also means boastful, inflated, proud etc. (as aforementioned)

We normally use it like 'Igara chicken': Which translate to boastful empty chicken which is only covered by plenty feathers.

Or 'Igara iceblock' which means boastful or proud iceblock which will only end up as water.
These words are local street words or slangs.

Gazelle
A gazelle is one of many antelope species in the genus Gazella. With a horn, Gazelles are known as swift animals.

when we use the word gazelle to refer to person or group of people. It means Proud person, something that dont stay one place easily, something that changes location swiftly. Reason why when we say someone is growing gazelle horn ' it means the person is becoming proud"


So Tinubu saying he is going to “turn so called yahoo yahoo boys into in manufacturing and creation of than being gazelle gagaraga.”

Means he is going to change them from a boastful proud unsettled yahoo-yahoo boys to a product manufacturer and an intelligent creator.

Living and learning, dont be always quick to criticise or make fun of what you dont know.

Well done Mr. Defendant of Nonsense

Trying to market Bat is like trying to market an expired, fake, and substandard product to your customers in the market

Only foools will believe this trash that you've wasted your time writing here.

lhordspy:
Gazettengr.com was where the news of supposedly Tinubu's gaffee emanatted from before been spread like wildfire by people who only takes pleasure in making mockery of the APC presidential candidate, Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

According to their report, it reads "Yahoo boys’ in local parlance means internet fraudsters but The Gazette could not immediately find the meaning of the terminology gazelle gagaraga, despite searches in major dictionaries and thesaurus."

The news here: https://www.nairaland.com/7511552/gazelle-gagaraga-tinubu-suffers-gaffe

But what Gazettengr failed to understand is that there is no stated rules or law that you must communicate with words from 'major dictionaries or thesaurus' in political rallies.

The meaning of gazelle gagaraga
There is what we call gara gara in yoruba. It means unstable or unsettled. Same as the pidgin slang 'gragra' .

We also have the word gagara (ga-ga-ra) or gagaraga (gaga-raga) used by Tinubu which means boastful, pompous, inflated, proud, made, self-important, domineering, pendantic, or magniloquence.

The south-westerners can relate; the yorubas to be specific. There is a street word: Igara (I-gara) which is derive from or shortform of gagara or gagaraga it also means boastful, inflated, proud etc. (as aforementioned)

We normally use it like 'Igara chicken': Which translate to boastful empty chicken which is only covered by plenty feathers.

Or 'Igara iceblock' which means boastful or proud iceblock which will only end up as water.
These words are local street words or slangs.

Gazelle
A gazelle is one of many antelope species in the genus Gazella. With a horn, Gazelles are known as swift animals.

when we use the word gazelle to refer to person or group of people. It means Proud person, something that dont stay one place easily, something that changes location swiftly. Reason why when we say someone is growing gazelle horn ' it means the person is becoming proud"


So Tinubu saying he is going to “turn so called yahoo yahoo boys into in manufacturing and creation of than being gazelle gagaraga.”

Means he is going to change them from a boastful proud unsettled yahoo-yahoo boys to a product manufacturer and an intelligent creator.

Living and learning, dont be always quick to criticise or make fun of what you dont know.

HE. Senator Dr. Okowa is known all over Delta State as 'The Road Master'.
And having followed his documentary online tagged 'Smart Delta',
I know that this Mace Thiefz is lying

How can Omo Agege-bread said that Okowa 'The Road Master' has not constructed any road since he assumed office.

Who constructed Maryam Babangida Road in Asaba, etc.
Mace Thiefz indeed!

OddsDoc:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/01/ive-constructed-4-road-projects-in-your-village-okowa-replies-omo-agege/amp/

Very soon she'll start her own and it will be the same story and drama all over the place as usual.

Niger Deltans have lost confidence in that Looting Empire called NDDC.

2mercy:
https://independent.ng/money-for-nddc-squandered-in-dubai-uk-abuja-others-onochie/

Marketing Bat is a very difficult thing to do,
because is like trying to market an expired fake and substandard product to your customers.



After misleading Nigerians to vote for the failure called Buglari,
the expired old fake man is here again to deceive the same foolish people that he deceive back in 2014/2015

[quote author=ochejoseph post=119773250]If you are supporting APC it is time to stop, and conscientiously review your actions, and whether some of the things you are defending are defendable.

Aside from the drug-related crimes for which your "bulabally" candidate has been convicted, the baba does not have the mental capacity to even make a one-minute speech, is that the kind of human being, you want to stand before the world and address the United Nations General Assembly?

First they stole Donald Duke's picture, you guys defended them, secondly they stole another picture from Indonesia, you guys said it was the right thing.

Now that he has "beheaded " Ebuka from his own picture and mounted his helpless self what do you have to say?

You cannot handover the destiny of over 200 million people to such characters. We did it in 2015, and we are still paying for it as a nation.

Lets us galvanize support and vote massively for a party that believes in one Nigeria, a Party that abhors nepotism, a party that is truly Nigerian in every sense.

Support H.E Atiku and Dr. Okowa to help Nigeria Recover!!!!

As one we can get it done !!!

Dr. Oche Otorkpa (FRSPH-UK)

https://twitter.com/ochejoseph/status/1611367175947948032?t=UO1tyZHxNh0CnOHHDgYUIw&s=19[/quote]

Buhari is a big failure, so joining the Tinubu campaign train won't make any difference.
Buhari's administration remains the worst in the history of our renascent democracy.

His administration took Nigeria several steps backward and funny enough he's going to leave behind a huge debt burden that the incoming administration will have to bear.
The images below can attest to the many lies of the failed party APC and the government of fiasco led by Buhari.

lhordspy:
The states where the president is expected to join the campaign train is Adamawa, Cross River, Katsina, Imo, Yobe, Kwara, Sokoto, Ogun, Nasarawa and at the grand finale in Lagos.


https://www.thecable.ng/lagos-adamawa-imo-buhari-to-campaign-for-tinubu-in-10-states/amp

I'm not sure any ritualists have made it to the list of the 1000 richest men in the world.

So is it not absurd for people to keep killing people all in the name of making money
This madness should be condemned by all good people

LILTJAY:
Mother of two killed and dismembered by her manfriend and his ritualist partners; Her heart and legs sold for N50k and N30k (Photo)



https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/1/mother-of-two-killed-and-dismembered-by-her-manfriend-and-his-ritualist-partners-her-heart-and-legs-sold-for-n50k-and-n30k-photo-2.html

I must commend you Kingreign for sharing your experience on this trip here with us.

I've used that route in the recent past for up to ten(10) good times via speed boat.

I can tell you my experiences and how risky the trips were as at that time, either due to the nature of the speed boats, or the nonchalant attitude of the coxswain or the sea state.

In fact, in one of those 10 times, our speed got spoiled in the middle of the water and we were at the mercy of God and that of the current and waves until God brought one empty speed boat our way and we were trans-shifted into the boat, and we made our way back to Oron where we came from.

Another terrible experience was when I traveled from Oron to Tinapa for a training workshop, in the middle of that water our speed boat nearly broke into two, and water started gushing in, one of us had to take a scooper and scoop water out of the boat throughout the remaining part of that trip, everyone was scared and only pray that we made it to land safely, and thank God we made it to Tinapa safely. This was my last trip via this route, and that was in 2017.

But with this Ferry Service, I believe it's much safer to use this route from now henceforth.

I have also used speed boats and ferries to cross from CMS to Apapa several times in Lagos.

kingreign:
Hello family,
Just decided to share my ferry trip with you guys.
I have always been fascinated by boat rides but i never really took part in any boat ride which lasted over 10mins due to the horrible stories I heard about water transportation.
But on December 30th I made a few enquiries from people about the possibility of taking a boat ride from Akwa Ibom to Calabar. I was given mixed answers. I decided to summon courage and take on this thrilling journey for the fun of it.

I must commend you Kingreign for sharing your experience on this trip here with us.

I've used that route in the recent past for up to ten(10) good times via speed boat.

I can tell you my experiences and how risky the trips were as at that time, either due to the nature of the speed boats, or the nonchalant attitude of the coxswain or the seastead.

In fact, in one of those 10 times, our speed got spoiled in the middle of the water and we were at the mercy of God and that of the current and waves until God brought one empty speed boat our way and we were trans-shifted into the boat, and we made our way back to Oron where we came from.

Another terrible experience was when I traveled from Oron to Tinapa for a training workshop, in the middle of that water our speed boat nearly broke into two, and water started gushing in, one of us had to take a scooper and scoop water out of the boat throughout the remaining part of that trip, everyone was scared and only pray that we made it to land safely, and thank God we made it to Tinapa safely. This was my last trip via this route, and that was in 2017.

But with this Ferry Service, I believe it's much safer to use this route from now henceforth.

I have also used speed boats and ferries to cross from CMS to Apapa several times in Lagos.

kingreign:
Hello family,
Just decided to share my ferry trip with you guys.
I have always been fascinated by boat rides but i never really took part in any boat ride which lasted over 10mins due to the horrible stories I heard about water transportation.
But on December 30th I made a few enquiries from people about the possibility of taking a boat ride from Akwa Ibom to Calabar. I was given mixed answers. I decided to summon courage and take on this thrilling journey for the fun of it.

A life jacket can help keep one afloat only if you know how to use it.

It's one of the many Life-Saving Appliances that are mandatory for use onboard by the IMO International Convention for the Safety Of Life At Sea (SOLAS'74) as amended.

kingreign:
Life jackets may or may not help one float. It’s only for easy identification of bodies during rescue missions.

Yea, it's possible but will take longer time than going from Oron to Calabar

Sam119:
OP Nice one. So thrilling.

I was in Akwa-Ibom last year in November, Eastern Obollo to be precise. There was a large body of water I saw there. Can one get to Calabar using that route?

lraq, Afganistan, Syria, lran.

ChinemeremFidel:
Please Nairalanders,,matured ones

Which country can I get the visa easily and the transport cheaper and less competitive with 1.5 million Naira


Even though I have about 5 million Naira in my account,, someone has decided to help me

Please I don't want to make mistakes in this?

Which country can I go to??

That's what the overrated noisemaker deserves.



He wanted to make himself the Emperor of the South-south and the Nger Delta.

But I'm glad the way our people disappointed him

COFFINSELLER:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwfdgbMe9BI

Wike, G5 Govs Embarrassed As Crowd Chant "Atiku" At Ibadan Rally.

I noticed you're always here on NL to counter any time people say good things about Akwa Ibom and Uyo.

And how you always claimed to know the state very well

Does Enugu have such road infrastructure as the ones below even in 2022

This was Uyo in 2022.

mrvitalis:
Uyo over Enugu?? Ur really high

Atiku is coming

[quote author=Kwanza post=119717212]https://twitter.com/officialKolaO/status/1610714847616040960?t=Rr65mRtxEgoAGqcY3FMmaA&s=19[/quote]

Atiku is coming!

AnonPoet:
https://leaders.ng/2023/01/04/2023-gridlock-in-ibadan-as-jumoke-oyesele-and-thousands-of-pdp-members-march-for-atiku/

Just like OBA of his corruption case which has already sent him to Jail

it's now, that I understand where you're coming from.

OBA has been a Senator for more than 7 years before he was convicted of collecting 12 luxury cars worth over N200 million from one Mr. Jide Omokoro (a contractor with the state government then) when he was the state Commissioner of Finance under Chief Godswill Akpabio, can you tell us the constituency projects that he has done

By God's grace, Pastor Umo Eno will win with a very wide margin with Dr. Sen. Akon Eyakeyin( a more popular candidate than Asuquo Amba from the same Federal Constituency) as his running mate.

Besides, no convict or ex-convict can be our governor

saintkeppy:
.

Which victory for Pastor Umo Eno & PDP?
Say No to Government of The Cabals&for The Cabals, positioned to imposed &to Govern by proxy.

Usoh as it stands, Akwa Ibom State is Young Progressives Party (YPP) incline, getting ready for #BallotRevolution come March 11th, 2023 with Service To The People Slogan, YPP is gradually becoming the 2nd Force challenging PDP &PDP is depleting on a daily basis as a result of Energetic&Charismatic Senator Bassey Albert Akpan's defection from PDP.
YPP now has 31Local Government Area chapter offices receiving thousands of PDP decampees, a lot of PDP office holders are resigning officially to join YPP, serving State Commissioners are buying time in PDP to defect later to join the YPP movement. Or are you happy for Oro Nation marginalization, so chose your Governor wisely.

Let Pastor Umo Eno clear himself from the forgery allegations hanging heavily on his neck first, before you talk about PDP.

in the history of our renascent democracy,
it's Udom Government that has done more projects in Oron Federal Constituency than any other Governor.

i schooled in Oron town and i know my state very well.

From the reconstruction, remodeling, and equipping of the lquita General Hospital to the reconstruction of roads, such as Oron road, Customs road, Mutala way, Attah street, Edikor-Ulliong road, Awana-Esin road, Agric road, etc. to erosion control projects in Oron town, the Etebi-Ewang road and bridge project (under construction) to the ongoing dualization of the Uyo-Oron highway project.
So stop saying what you don't know.

saintkeppy:
.

He has really marginalized Oro People, not minding that they share the same Senatorial District, I trust Oro People for voting against the PDP Guber candidate.

Don't mind that ignorant and misinformed bigot.

Ilaumoh:
Say what? If you have to lie don’t do it openly Oga..
Find pix of Udom road development in Oron below and many more

You don't know anything about Akwa Ibom state.
So when people talk nonentity like you shouldn't talk so as not to spew your ignorant openly.

Right from the administration of late Otuekong ldongesit Nkanga to Obong Victor Attah to Akpabio to the present government,
Akwa Ibom is faring very well and will continue to cos any successive leader that may want to under perform will be kicked out.

Image123:
They've had just one good leader who was a game changer and that was Akpabio. Akpabio had an uncommon vision and tenure that took AkwaIbom above the ranks of dull states and house helps. Also as a good and magnanimous leader that he was, he gave them Udom to succeed him. Akpabio was so good and opened the possibilities of the money they had that Udom also had little choice. All the good stuff he's doing was learned from Akpabio but Akpabio was more generous. Also Akpabio joined opposition, which kept Udom on his toes to perform and keep the people's loyalty.

This guy is just a spoiler and nothing more

Cos he knows that he can't win.

imagine doing LG campaigns instead of state-by-state campaigns, he should have kukuma do ward-by-ward campaigns

[quote author= post=119697284]The NNPP Presidential and Gubernatorial Campaign at Garun Malam Local Government Kano State today.

Tawagar H.E Abba Kabir Yusuf yanzu haka a Karamar Hukumar Garun Malam.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02rxK2pscnR63oi6wh1bjqkVLs6iokp9uVPDwY5mVZTFcPYA6qcSd5m2iRGvS35pN4l&id=100064753414630
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None of the 3 major contenders (Atiku, Tinubu, and Obi) can swear truly that they've stolen government money in one way or the other when they were in power.

So stop being absurd and trying to say that only Tinubu and Atiku have questionable wealth while making Obi a Saint

in fact, any Peter Obi supporter that is trying to drag Atiku's name in the mud is a very big fhoool,
Cos we all know whom Obi run under as a Vice Presidential candidate in 2019, not too long ago of which nothing has changed.

And if BAT who is a well-known thief wants to drag another person, then Nigerians who knows him won't take him serious

Naijalarry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6QQBG1e8qI



Source- https://gazettengr.com/atiku-lied-about-his-background-source-of-wealth-tinubu/

Congrats

CarterIkonAllah:
Come and share in our joy.

Wedding 4th February 2023

Mubi North,Adamawa

Atiku is coming hahaha

[quote author=FuckFuckPastor post=119696549]https://twitter.com/Yola_Twitta/status/1610397454448328705?t=jAWftub0LHy9xMx_tqTW1Q&s=19[/quote]

I don't think that OBJ is envious of BAT in any way,
cos what BAT is struggling to look for at this old age, OBJ has attended that height several times before now.

Penguin2:
One of the claims made by Tinubu men is that Obasanjo is envious of Tinubu.

But the question is why should Obasanjo envy Tinubu after achieving all these?

And remember he is also a retired military general.

Ntun what do you know abt Akwa Ibom State
So you're among those that are living in a fool's paradise abi

PROUDIGBO:
Na….there was another one they were talking about fashioned after Las Vegas…..can’t remember the right name now but it sounded like Las Calabras or something like that. Then there’s Cally Air as well!

I think he had lofty ideas but no funds or investors to back them up. Had it been Cross Rivers received the kind of money Akwa Ibom receives, i believe the state would be even more economically viable than Akwa Ibom presently is!