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Happy Birthday Sir, May you continue to grow in grace and good health, and may God give you the wisdom and guidance to lead Nigeria to a position of envy among Nations.

joyfullyjoyous:
Happy Birthday our dear President.
A man of integrity
A man sinned against than he ever sinned
On this special day of yours may all your enemies be given wisdom to c that you are truly PMB n not one Jubril from Sudan. May their mumu do. May they realise you are trying to fix the economy and like the Israelites,it took them 40years. May all the Pharaoh on your path be destroyed. And may anyone who replies by sending a negative message to me or quote me negatively be turned to Christmas chicken.

God bless you!

[quote author= post=73913626]Good morning dearie......any memes you can think of, we have It!
Lol [/quote]I know you've got lots of them...Never in doubt of that.

One stop shop for memes.

Have a great day and awesome week ahead.

[quote author= post=73912946]Lol , you love that our meme too [/quote]The meme really cracked me up too.

Goooodmorning

[quote author= post=73910386]Rightly said.
We think alike sometimes.....sometimes! [/quote]You got that right...

I guess sometimes is good enough, you know we can't always agree on the same things!

Yuceeluv:
ogbeni!...I ain't one to judge any human,neither are you, neither is Linda ikeji.

...people saw how unbothered(publicly though) she is with all the bashing for the celibaby nye nye nye..
So they are now looking for other loopholes by all means just to make sure she breaks down.kilode!...the lady is human...we all make mistakes!she made a mistake by criticising others and must've learnt her lesson by now.all she is trying to do is appear strong in front of the world. The whole baby mama brouhaha dey pain am no doubt.what she has left is her money,let her emotional compensate herself with it in peace... ITS HER MONEY!ITS HER FLAUNTING! LIVE AND LET LIVE!.

OMG!! God bless you immensely with this comment. A thousand likes!!!!!

Madam Lin Lin, Baby mama is just a stigma... there's absolutely nothing more joyous and fulfilling than birthing a child, let the happiness of baby jayce complete you because you don't need validation from anyone else.

[quote author= post=73905501]....and that is how a Lawyer spent his Xmas in jail!

Modify: By the way, which lucky member of the forum will give us President MUHAMMADU BUHARI official birthday thread tomorrow jor?!
You will get a very special gift from us.
Guys, start working towards that!
Patriots, we know all of us can't be there, but y'all duly represented.
See you when we come back from Aso Rock.
Happy birthday in advance to our handsome daddy![/quote]What time?? Manna, you won't invite me??

Lol

Sermwell:
undermining the executive in what sense? is saraki responsible for paying NASS workers salaries?

*Longsigh!

Look, the remaining organs of government rely on the legislature to discharge their functions, and Saraki being prejudiced because of his selfishness and political ambition is subverting the executive and whatever intentions they might have to better the lives of Nigerians, just because he wants to come ahead. And i was only giving a broad outlook of what I think about Saraki's deeds.

Please have a good Sunday.

Sermwell:
illiteracy is bad oo!! so you mean saraki should be loyal to buhari and tinubu? then I ask you, what is separation of powers?

So undermining the executive because of your selfish interests and cause is part of the fundamental principles and responsibilities that guide separation of powers??

JessetariahMD:
Even with the big grammar I'm 100% sure youre still jobless....

Lol

Big whattt? This simpu engriiishh!!

Ayobami7:
年越南足球经历了很!!!!!

Hmmm, Are u sure tho?

Well, seems you're right about this.

JessetariahMD:
Because of hate you couldn't even type well.....Your doomed

You had nothing cogent to say but quibble on his typo!

Saraki is a two faced slimey betrayer, bereft of any loyalty, and doesn't deserve to be in the corridors of power.

The man is an executive goon and a thief.

Valerie47:
All Boney M songs, yeah my soul is old.

Awwww, boney m all the way....your soul is not old, it's simply classic.

Hmmmm

Sooooooooo?

We know dear, but thanks for pointing out the obvious anyway!

tunjilana:
But sorry if I am ignorant ooo...this market touchings that they keep talking as if it is aimed at women or something sexual...I have bn to yaba many times...these guys just wanna make a sale...they drag every customer(male or female) say anything to catch attention no matter how lewd and they do so to both gender...the only diff is that men joke and laugh over it...buy what they need to buy and check out..while some women turn it to rape allegation...

Reading you guys comments is really nauseating, just look at what you're saying, you're a guy, you can fight them off, you can even shoulder any humiliation, you're basically Teflon in a market dominated by males. I've been dragged by the waist before, insulted and shouted at when I complain, my elder bro took issues and they ganged up on him. So if u were there as a brother or my man, you will be gleefully smiling and opening teeth because they are groping your little sister/girl and they just "want to make a sale" Woooww!! What a man you are!!

Just to walk by Yaba na wahala, even if you're passing by and not buying anything, they still grope u, my elder brother had issues with one because he grabbed me by d waist, imagine such effrontery and lo and behold those miscreants started supporting each other. I had to beg him not to cause a scene. Something really needs to be done about that place please. Those guys are NUTS and for them its like shooting a fish in a barrel because they know they will always get away with it.

Please, what is Mr Gana looking for in politics again, when he should be throwing his weight behind a more shrewd politician, I've always had high hopes for people like Duke, K.Moghalu, Sowore, and Durotoye...these are the only set of people that can set us free from the perilous quagmire Nigeria has been riddled in for decades.

[quote author= post=73865742]Nessaboo , do you like this pic also?[/quote]I luuuuvvvvv it!!!!

OMG! OMG!! OMG!!! Awwwww Awwwwwwwww

Who wouldn't love this? What a show of affection...brought cheerful tears to.my face. So cutely befitting of each other.

safarigirl:
so, Osibanjo and his 90% rice figures is not hoodwinking Nigerians?


I repeat, we barely have statistics in this country and you can't even have verifiable numbers mostly because there is no proper statistics to begin with.

What is the population of Nigerians? What's the government in power making policies on if we don't have a certain number of people?


Every politician is a con artist, so, limiting it to Peter Obi is laughable. They are all trying to hoodwink you with castles in the sky, just choose the one that has feasible ideas, no matter how grandiose they seem.

I am concerned that you are more concerned about what Peter Obi is saying and not what the government in power is saying.

Let us discuss Osibanjo's points because as it stands, Peter Obi sold his so-called lies better than Osibanjo sold both his lies and truths.

Why won't I be concerned about someone who is hell bent on propagating falsehood to clinge power, someone who wants to make Nigeria work again with lies, you keep referring to bogus population figures even in the other thread, need I remind you that the last census was conducted under PDP, and there's no way a government of 3yrs can conduct a new census under such limited amount of time they have been in power especially when its gonna cost over 272billion naira with our dwindling resources for that matter.

I was really expectant of Peter Obi yesterday, but the "feasible lies" he peddled were a big turn off and evident of the fact that PDP hasn't learnt any lesson, they're desperados and hell bent on peddling whatever will suit the narrative of gullible voters, that was the modus operandi of PDP for 16yrs, and you want us to bring such people back!!

Safarigirl you see exactly what I was saying about Peter and his disingenuous figures? He only came to hoodwink susceptible and gullible Nigerians who swallow everything hook, line and sinker!

sheubaba2013:
Please federal government and the people of Nigeria should help us to tell nepa to stop giving us epileptic power supply and crazy bill at Ogunmola Alara street, Kola Alagbado. Lagos

They will bring the light and take it after 3mins, it's so annoying, people of Nigeria should help us to reach the necessary authorities.

Thanks.

You funny.

People of Nigeria don't have light too.

od501:
Make osibanjo go cram em own nh, is he not a professor?

Cram kee? I don't gerrit...Why would a professor who had spent more than half of his life studying cram? Hell to the No, because It comes instinctively and natural, he's prof, a lecturer and it was evident with the way he lectured all, reeled out approaches and not disingenuous figures and mere theories like Mr Obi did.

Fashola wannabe. Mr Obi should know Natural Astuteness can't be forced!

Stop cramming.

churchel:
WILL THIS GOAT JUST SHUT UP. at least he made a point to show the state of economy we are in

No Sir, I won't shut up! He made up figures to distort facts. Modus operandi of someone trying to hoodwink susceptible people like you!

safarigirl:
there is no proper statistics in this country


That you have a National Bureau, does not mean you have proper stats. Do you even know how many people are in this country? Do you know how many prisoners we have? Ex-convicts? Sexual offenders? Foreigners? We have a Malian as a sitting governor, is NBS counting him as Nigerian or as an immigrant?


This country does not keep proper statistics, so, asking anyone to come with statistics made up by NBS is laughable, because any numbers you see in this country is a rough estimate, it is not the correct number.

The man said "Over 2 million cars" that could be up to 11 million, or 50 million. It is an open statement, it is not a certain one. So, if that is what some choose to nitpick, it just goes to show that some have a wasted education.

You call an offshoot of almost 10million an open statement-You're right! It is an open statement and one of the most eerie things things I've come to really hate about Nigerians is our affinity for double standard to justify our disposition whenever we see fit just to skew opinions on our side, heaven knows Buhari has floundered and I'm certain a lot of people would have really enjoyed deriding him and mocking him for such a blooper, (chiefly because he's Jubril, how could he remember the stats, he's a clone!!)

Now, The NBS is still Nigeria's custodian of all official stats on socio economic and macro economic indicators, they might not have the definite figures like you rightly posited, trust me, no country really does and that was what prompted Mark Twain to make the famous quotes: There are three kind of lies- Lies, damn lies and statistics.

But still that doesn't mean we do away with them because they remain an intergral part of policy formulation and I'm certain Mr Obi will still rely heavily on this adjudged "laughable" NBS stats because they play an undeniable role in National development.

DrGoodman:
Did you count the cars in Nigeria? He has a right to state his own facts until it's proven wrong by a road count.

You're kidding me right?? So what is the National Bureau Of Stats for??

So an aspiring VP should be making up facts and figures, because he hasn't done a "road count" (whatever that means)

Please, your contention is absolutely indefensible.

Please who's the current ambassador to China??

He needs to handover his portfolio and job to Mr Obi.

Peter Obi obviously crammed, he came to distort facts with crammed figures. He wasn't naturally and intuitively fluent.

writerights:
Lol... Can only imagine how big this truth is. You simply a jobless miscreant.

Lolz, just imagine... Important critical issues are being discussed and that one was busy peddling and fabricating the misrepresentation and distortion of reality. Typical modus operandi of someone that has nothing cogent or intelligible to offer. The smear campaign on Osinbajo is dead on arrival already.

Asshurbanipal:
Lol. But you all celebrated the small cheers osibade got for his wack rebuttal

Wack?? Those incisive rebuttals, that sent shivers down my spine!! Oh please...Osinbajo was incredible, I've heard him speak on so many occasions, so I wasn't surprised he brought it. He's always prepared. A walk in the park for the prof, just like every other day at the office.

mastar111:
The crowd cheering said it all. Nigeria is tired of APC. Imagine the great cheering when Obi's name was mentioned. YPP's Cheering was even greater than Osibanjo's.

Yaaaayyyy!!! Goan count the cheers at the polls. *eyesrolling* You think its about cheers, same way lots are delusioned elections are won with likes and shares on Nairaland.