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suxes2005:
Thank God I`m back, I was once banned never knew what I did sha. Plz anyone advice on aw 2 get a gud school and d amt one has to pay b4 securing I-20?

SHALOM

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I believe the whole thing was a set up jooo. Well this kind of scenarios will continue to happen until the Govt wakes up to takle d on going ASUU issue.
9ja JOKE.
In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in Nigeria , The president narrowed the field to 2 finalists:the SSS and the Nigerian Police force.
The three contenders were given the task of catching ribadu  who came into the country n d intended kidnappers on Sam Egwu and Labour Minister.
The SSS went into action in search of Ribadu. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all politicians and  witnesses. After days of extensive investigation they concluded that Ribadu did not come into 9ja n no attempted kidnapping was made at Sam Egwu n Labour Minister.

The Nigerian police went into action. They came out 9days later with  badly beaten Students. The students were yelling, “Okay, Okay, we agree, we attempted to kidnap Sam Egwu and Labour Minister  

Thats a typical 9ja scenario

executinal:
onovo should stop making noise. Even ribadu will pay him visit and he will not recorgnise the man

Na true

kosovo:
so full of lies,  even if their products are banned, it would still be very much available,
Nigeria is too DUMB! to handle such a situation, what happened to the ban on importation of Turkey?? If a custom  chief can forge certificates, what else can he not do!?

u r very ryt bro

Holla!:
may God help this nation. pls say amen

To this i say Ameeeeeeeeennnnnn!!!!!!

Generating Set at the National Assembly!!!! shame on these bast@@@ds

Can any1 furnish us with the information abt Finnish universities that will conduct entrance exams in 9ja in 2010.

Can Any1 tell us more abt the above.Students in finland are welcome

oyewolejos:
Nethacker i cant c your YIM o.u can add me on oyewole_jose@yahoo.com or better stil hola my on 08068093540
or drop your YIM and Number here.
Waiting to meet u

u cant c val2rhyme?

Detectives from the Criminal Investigation Department (CID) of the Imo State Police Command, Owerri are working assiduously to unravel the mysterious death of Miss Mary Oguchukwu of Ime Owerre in Isu Njaba Local Government Area of the state.



The late Mary, a hair stylist based in Onitsha, was reported to have gone to see off a male friend, one Christian Mmereukwu of Uburu Ekwe in the same council area who was alleged to have come to see her on August 21, 2009.

But she could not return to her house as she was found dead in a nearby bush with blood gushing out from her private part with her clothes torn.

Narrating the ugly incident to Daily Sun, the immediate younger brother to the late Mary, Mr Nnorom Oguchukwu, a former judiciary correspondent of Business Day, Abuja, said that his late sister had come back to the village from Onitsha hail and hearty to see him on learning that he was coming home from aboard.

According to him, the suspect, Mr Mmereukwu, had been severally warned by members of their family to steer clear from his late sister as he had continuously been proposing marriage to her.

“My sister, Miss Mary Oguchukwu was healthy. She came back from Onitsha, Anambra State. She returned home to see me when she heard that I was coming back from abroad, unfortunately, she was hacked to death on August 21, 2009.

According to my younger ones, who alerted me on what had happened, they said that on the fateful day of August 21, 2009 evening at about 4 p.m. to 6p.m. one man from Uburu Ekwe, Mr Christian Mmereukwu, came to our compound.

On that fateful day, my late sister was with my younger ones and according to them, Christian arrived at our compound and the first person that saw him was my aunty, Agnes Nnanna, who confronted him. She reminded him that he has been warned not to be visiting our compound, but he allegedly ignored her and went straight where my sister was staying.

They said that he stayed for a longer period and when he was about going home he beckoned on my sister Mary Oguchukwu to escort him after much pressure and my sister now followed him.

She escorted him not knowing that would be her last day on earth.

Explaining further, Mr Nnorom alleged that Christian dragged her inside the bush and raped her after which he hacked her to death.

He tore her brazier, left it somewhere, killed her and left her in her pool of blood. While I was at Enugu where I took my son for medical treatment I didn’t know that this thing was happening. I only heard a telephone call the following day that one Christian Mmereukwu had killed my elder sister.

Any misunderstanding with both families ?

Not at all; not to the best of my knowledge. We are good neighbours even where he had his maternal home. We were never in enmity with them. They visit us and we visit them. I don’t actually know what had gone wrong. I don’t really know why the man should come to our place, picked my sister to go and killed her.

Marriage proposal

I don’t think that my sister was bluffing him, but from his character she may have seen somebody, you cannot attest to his character. She may start distancing herself from such request. The said Christian has that tendency of fighting when he was growing up in his maternal home.

My sister’s profession

She is a hair dresser and she wanted to start her own business again in Onitsha, but she heard that I was coming back from abroad and she came back home to stay with me.

Appeal

The matter was first reported at the Umudugba Divisional Police station. It has now been transferred to State Police Command, Owerri. I believe that this is not a matter that should be swept under the carpet. My humble request is that my sister has been raped, and killed for nothing sake. I am calling on the police and international organizations on anti-rape to take over this matter and see to the last point of it. I want the security agencies to conduct proper investigations on this matter to see that justice is done in this matter. It will be the only way the soul of my sister will have rest. I am also appealing to the Inspector-General of Police, Mr. Ogbonnaya Onovo and human rights organizations to come to my rescue. I am shedding tears in my heart.

our sourceslearnt that the suspect Mr Mmereukwu is now held at the state CID where he has been telling the police all he knows about the death of Mary.

Wonders shall never end

oyewolejos:
Why cant we spring 2010 applicants drop our contact so that we can rub minds on many issues ranging from Sevis,Interview question,how we got admission,who is going to the embassy next,more info on our school,documents required at the embassy and many other things so that we can help ourselves.Am one of the spring 2010 hopeful i applied for Computer Engineering at California State University Northridge.My yahoo id oyewolejose@yahoo.com and my fone number 08068093540.looking forward to meeting u guys.

This is wat hv been talking abt siiinnncccee.Thank God u hv seen d reason to contact ourselves.My YIM is there and I will be glad to rub minds with pple for spring2010.

Henrygirl:
Ask her what is wrong. Sometimes women nag because it is a last resort to working out a problem within the relationship. Usually, she's already told you what the problem is, but for some reason, you may not have heeded. Most men want to avoid confrontations while most women like to face it head on. The reason being, she just wants to get something solved so she can feel secure in the relationship. Both the man and the woman need to find a common ground of understanding one another's communication. Men and women just don't communicate the same. Learning great communication skills is a great way to begin the effort of solving the nagging issue. This is my opinion, as I am no expert.

So u mean if something's needed tell a man; if something needs to be DONE tell a woman so she can NAG
I dont knw y Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember
If she NAGS always,Be to her virtues very kind n to her faults a little blind.

Kobojunkie:
Yes, True Nigerians like those you have in government who never really left. Well, except for when they want to go shopping, for medical checkup or treatment or even for education and sometimes for better anything. We need to praise those true Nigerians and worship dem sef.

couldnt have said it any better cos there are no words that can express hw i feel especially with the statement in Bold Text

Beaf:
AjaraEwuro
London - the best place to be
Posts: 480

https://www.nairaland.com/Themes/default/images/useron.gifOnline

Is someneone telling me this guy isn't a donkey? London no be diaspora?

Abi ooooooo. soooo daft

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is
extremely beautiful when her lips are closed”
If d above doesnt work, just place her alongside a superior specimen believe u me ,she will turn green

sherry lo:
@Becomerich,I pray you becomerich soon so you can stop bothering people with this your [Geogi and epa]knowledge.

Please brother I don tire for this your one course wen put you for nairaland,sebi na to divide nija abi?

we don tire for the guy allah

AjaraEwuro:
Generally, majority of NairaLanders dont think thru their brain - that you - Poster - is an IT personel doesnt make you a jobless person- you are simply a fu cking technician, nothing to be proud of, you cant talk where professionals talk. If you are not jobless, you will not start this topic.

Someone says he is lost in the diaspora but enjoying it- I laugh - typical folly of a Naija man- how can a lost person be enjoying the fact that he is lost, unknown any where- unknown where he is, unknown where he is coming from.

Will u shut up!!! there    an Idiot like u.Celebrated fool!!!    .I will expose u.Even if i am a technician,I am proud to be where I am and also proud of wat I do cos I am better off in 9ja than u in London in all ramification.Perhaps u r a jobless goat walking the streets of London in search of a job to survive and to save your ass frm suicide . Who knows maybe u r even a fraudster,u cant get to where I am even if u r here in 9ja,scum bag . u gold digger. Look @ hw u made a fool of urself at another forum tell me u did nt post this If u r well to do and comfortable in London,u shouldnt be looking at dating/marrying a yanky/JD babe.Yahoo boy like u wey dey come NL come make mouth.Jackass gold digger
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-323055.32.html#msg4555406

AjaraEwuro:
Miss Ife

Do you have a sister who wants to marry a young, rich, dashing and handsome Nigerian? She needs to email me- ok?

Right, you are one of the few good people out there, being a white wife in Nigeria is very common, the family will welcome you with open and lovely arms- Nigerians do like foreigners, they accord you enough respect, do everything for you, just do good to them in return - ok?

There is nothing bad in living in Nigeria- ignore all the foreign press bashing and bastardising of Nigeria, ignore what Nigerians themselves write about their country Nigeria - those who do so may be bastards, i.e., they may not realy be Nigerians if you look at them properly- so, experience is the best teacher.

However, some of the tings you take for granted in Europ are luxuries here- they are things you may need to pay extra for to enjoy them, your hubby should know what i mean- so, come on, you are welcome. Dont forget to tell your sister to email me anyway.

Rosabelle:
lol @ netotse. I am very much a nigerian. 
As I already said, with 150million citizens, youre bound to have a spalting in opinions.
I dont know any american or british kids, and so I have no idea how they behave. Never lived in either countries.
I do however know how nigerian men behave, and though generalisation and stereotyping is not right, with nigerian men, you just cant see the light. Too much rubbish going on.
Believe me man, I know what Im talking about lol

@netotse,pls dont blame her u werent in her shoes.hmmm wat more can I say Rosabelle.perhaps u have gone through a kinda hell in d hands of a 9ja guy/man but that shouldnt give u the credence to insult all the men.And verily, a man need know but one woman well, in order to understand all women; whereas a woman may know all men and understand not even one of them.”Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.

Oluschenco:
If she has no agenda, why not supporting her hubby, at least to achieve one out of those unfruitful 7-point agenda before they pack-out in 2011

before being probe by EFCC also at the end of their tenure

AjaraEwuro:
are you surprised that some people only reason with half their brain? the rest part of the brain is neatly tucked inside their butt hole- why, so that they can know the difference between going to toilet and eating and talking shit- they are so daft and un reasonable that they only pick one part of a press release and blow it out of proportion - typical jobless folks - net hacker he calls himself- to me, that is jobless.

Only God knows wat u r doing in London.Perhaps u r washing dishes in a restuarant in suburb of London.What u cant do here in 9ja.
U only think i am jobless.Far frm it.I am an  internetwork administrator(IT Personnel) in a bluechip company in 9ja.so dont think we wash dishes here like u do there so keep shut!!! cos it is d law of nature dat wen knowledge talks,wisdom listens

hollandis:
He that drums for the mad man is not better than the mad man.

U can say that again and again for all the house care.There is a great difference between knowing and understanding: you can know a lot about
something and not  understand it @ all” . According to ur location,u said : The country where kings are thieves and the one-eyed man is king.So deduce from that statement.If u r a king, then u r a thief with one-eye  

floriana:
@ netcracker shut up! You are begining to crack my ribs with you Obahiagbon copycat english.

Is this forum not meant to air views and opinion abt the subject matter again? hw come my obahiagbon grammar pisses u off?   .Its meant to lite up the house so as to keep d flame burning so i dont think i have done anything wrong anyway.If u knw u dont have anything reasonable to contribute,pls hold your peace and forever remain silent.If ur strength is small ,dnt carry heavy burdens.If your ideas are worthless n useless,dont give advise.   u r just trying to get unnecessary attention

hollandis:
In thread after thread ,you keep expressing your fooly.

Thank God that everyone knows hw foolish u r.  

AjaraEwuro:
Do you wonder that the majority of the people castigating the move are people who are lost in the diaspora? Why, because they just want a reason to justify why they have been gone, battered , forsaken and lost their voice in the country Nigeria- nothing is good about Nigeria in their own eyes - foolish, rotten, illetrates.

n wat have u - a literate who has been in 9ja for ages, who havent been forsaken and lost his/her voice- done or contributed towards alleviating or solving 9ja's problems?    nothing!!!!!!
Do u knw wat d nation will get wen IDIOTS like u r given good ideas? Nothing

oyewolejos:
pls how do i pay my SEVIS fee now.I have a Master Card but they said they dont accept that anymore.anybody with tips on how to pay the money without getting into dubious hands.Am expecting my I-20 from the school but am worried about the SEVIS payment.
Waiting for your response

dont u have some1 in yankee?u can tell d person to help u. or better still contact gongoaso

dafman10:
Dont you NLers knw that she in control of the state machinery while our yaraDULL does the domestic chores in the kitchen?

I laugh so teeyyyy my network was hacked by hackers   . its true that yaradua has kitchen experience

hollandis:
Guys keep screaming ''turai'' until your lungs gets sore.Nigerians are full of cowards.Keep posting,keep hurting,keep throwing insults,keep yelling.You know what?There is nothing you can do about it.
When the police bullied you,what did you do?when Inec stole your votes ,did you do anything.How about the time ,agberos in regalia ''chanced'' you ?The government lied to you,the legislatos did nothing for you but themselves,the police didn't rescue you from thieves,the school extorts you,the oil marketers steals from you.What did you do?NOTHING!!!!
Pleaseeeee leave Turai alone!!!!!

u r one of the idiots we r talking abt just shut up there!!  nonsense    psshheeeeewwww _hiss

teachme:
IS THERE STILL TIME FOR SPRING 2010 SESSION?
TOEFL READY!!!

there is still time now.Although some schools ended their application period september 15 while the rest will be latest Oct 1. Browse for schools and make sure ur financial statements accompany ur crendentials so u can receive ur I-20 on time n book appointment cos towards d end of the yr, dates r hardly always available

sayso:
People see the president cannot talk,can't find his way around the country.So let the wife attend so that she can talk to us about the way forward

Abt the way forward!!!! . dat statement amazes me.Let me ask u a question: wat will be ur opinion abt a driver reversing with speed on a highway(express) wen other cars, lorries,bullion van etc r moving forward in d right direction? Won't u say such person need be given a psychiatric checkup?

Beaf:
Save yourself by naming just one other first lady at the nuclear conference or shut the f uck up. No other govt is this stupid and it is due to stupid Nigerians like you that she has pulled it off.

What makes you think I'm bothered with Yar Adua and PDP? You better start educating yourself on what is good and bad about the country before you open your alligator lips and talk bullshit. Is the govt not stealing? Or are you their spokesperson? Fool.

wouldnt have said it better dear

ndu_chucks:
ol'boy/gal, you dey funny, but you no make any point wey worth comment.

Beaf, e be like say you be character, i go tell you which kind soon enough, and by de way, na wettin be jjc. but in all seriousness,  many a first lady dey represent their husbands for dis kinds of conference. e dey disrespectful to begin bad mouth Turai because she dey perform her duty as first lady. every fool know say she no be nuclear expert, i confirm dat fact because, you sef imply de same ting - i sure say you no be albert einstein.

i go repeat myself, make una begin organize politically, if una get de smarts to organize and drive yar'adua  and pdp comot for office.  if una no fit respect de first lady of our dear country, at least make una show small respect for de office of first lady. shikena

come down to our level Oga

kuramo:
Turai is probably using the Vienna visit as a cover for a rendezvous with her boyfriend, she has allegedly been known to play away in the past, please don't ask me with whom.

pls can u tell us abeg my ears dey for ground
pppssseeewwwww !!!Off i am to the internet to look for infos on Turai the playGurl

ndu_chucks:
Beaf, I no get patience for people wey get groundnut sized brain o, i don warn you now. i go advise you make you sef begin organize to vote dem comot for office to show ya frustration, no come here dey disrespect our first lady.  we know say some of una dey come from ghana and other puny states, come dey take style insult us here.

Guy u r just not okay at all.I am confirming to u that your medula oblangata is just colourless(not the normal brain colour)

MrCrackles:
Topic
To do what

Honestly if 2 say i knw i for tell u o bros . i am still on the internet trying to confirm her reasons for that move.