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This deputy speaker is just crazy.thats all!!! was he deaf or dead wen the banks were going down the drain.I dnt trust him perhaps he needs his own cut from the money injected into the distressed banks

hmmm these guyz again

9ja the wonderland. and I dey here dey suffer.I went to the bank for education load,chai,u need to see all d things i was told to bring _{they r just crazy} Thank God they r being exposed @last.To help brilliant students na problem to them .God never sleeps.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm from dust n back to dust

sweetbee:
@ nethacker' dont worry, just hang around the corner if he misbehaves i ll give u a shout out, though that might take ages

Which kind one be dat? lets do da thing if they do dat thing

agathamari:
hell no.

nigeria doesnt have police, they have inland pirates

Oh my dear country

darqly:
The police has to step up its recruitment requirements and has to be a place of choice NOT desperation!
Basic requirement now is primary school leaving cert I think for rank and file, and even at that, some candidates can barely speak the english.
Then they have to be careful who they select for firearms training and handling. If you give a slowpoke a gun, you make him a dangerous slowpoke

I don die for laughter here

Gsmxpert:
Am the only one with an answer to your question,

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Our police will not need reform if the issue of bribery is ruled out, and how can that be done?
I have come out with a guaranteed idea

THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD GIVE THEM A NEW UNIFORM WITHOUT POCKET, LETS SEE WHAT THEY WILL DO, I DONT THINK THEIR CAPS CAN HELP

Then they will have a danfo driver dat will have pockets

sweetbee:
im yet to see a woman who would flirt with my man in my presence, firstly the woman has to be more good lookn than me for me to be worried which im yet to see. and if my man flirts in my presence, i ll look for a cool guy to flirt with and men its gonna be hot

i will be available in case he tries such

Harry Potter:
@poster u no the shame say na snail be your presido.foolish Ode

How does this add to ur life?Ain't we here to share jokes? if my president be snail ,does it make me a snail ;Du r such a clown

sexybabes:
U were planning to cheat or u cheating?
Just change your status to "in a relationship". She will think u meant wit her & the other will also think the same thing. E A S Y!

This babe get sense wel wel.Lets hook up now so we go rub minds

curioz:
@dreamz701 how was your visa interview pls share

Goto previous post on this section to see interview tips examples.

dreamz701:
arrived in chicago yst, will be doing my transfer asap, thanks everyone, remember dreamz come tru,

How yanky dey treat u.i knw say u no go get d time to dey come NL again pele congrats bro

i regretted that my mumsy born me for this rubbish black land

banking sabotage

Na wa oo.I dey find money to go study abroad and these idiots are there embezzling money.Scholarship no dey,Support no dey,bursary no dey, this country is just bleeped

Pelummy:
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][color=#770077][/color]BOYZ una get problem wey plenty pass una,i know sm of u guyz cant allow your gf 2 open an account on facebk,bt u ar nt saying d truth.my bf is saint and second of jesus,he dose'nt fornicate lik u guyz on nairaland.say d truth bf4 u wl start cheating on your spouse on facebk

hahahahahha _laughing .the only girl i hv seen taht trust her bf pele

mine was ok cos i grew up with playaz so i hv been groomed b4 i practicalised it.Believe me,wen i did-with alot of love poems- d babe do shakara but after a while,she kept coming and we started off.

y do u ask questions that u already have its answers

JOKE OF THE DAY

A man walks into a restaurant and says to the seller.

Man: Abeg give me rice and plantain with 2 pomo and 2 yar'adua.

Seller: oga abeg no vex, but which wan be yar'adua,

Man: (laughs) , u know now, na SNAIL now

Nezan:
My fear for our police began when I had a self accident with my car, was hospitalised, and the police kept vigil by my bedside waiting to request money from me as soon as I regained consciousness.

u c? those guyz r just too senseless

Wats my business if my girl's status is single on facebook?   all i knw is that i hv access to wat is inaccessible by other guys.Whether single or complicated,thats her problem.Why the unneccesary publicity sef on facebook.I hv had fun with some babes whose relationship status is either engaged or in-a-relationship.If they hv a boyfriend,he will be happy d babe is making it knwn to the world not knowing wat she has done.Publicising ur relationship status on facebook doesnt really confirm ur sincerity/faithfulness to ur partner.
If u like,mention ur girlfriend's name on facebook n change d status to married/in-a-relationship.the truth is some babes will still get down with u  

Jarus:
Appoint a Nuhu Ribadu as IG.

With the above suggestion,if done,i bet u NPF will take a new dimension.

I think all these set of police officers should be taken to FRSC or LASTMA cos they r not worthy of the responsibilities given to them by our govt due to the fact that they lack basic education.Morally those police guys r arrrrggghhhh decayed .Only if police force can be like the NDA where we have respected and loyal officers with dignity.They should undergo some form of military training for 4/5yrs just like the army/navy/airforce. Police force lack discipline.Graduates of universities and polytechnics need be encouraged to assume post in NPF just like we have graduates in Banks,Oil coys ,Telecomms and so on.
Just my own 5cents

intelligent analysis there hydrochloric acid. Cheers

finemocha:
hmmm, this is a tough situation. well just trust her, u have no solid proof that she is doing anything.

wat do u mean? trust a confirmed cheat ?If u were d one,i am very sure u will nvr go for further investigation b4 sending d guy packing

Crude Oil:
Yes dump her and take to EFCC. she should declare her assets!

u don craze 

Damoche10:
SOrry, He sent me these now,


Here is what I started to do. I got us an appointment with a counselor. This is very important. If she was willing to go then maybe there was nothing going on behind my back. Well my suspicions were confirmed, she declined the offer to go saying everything was fine, but she still continued her destructive behavior. So then I started going deaper. I started looking at cell phone calls bills cos I bough her a business line. This is very important because if someone is cheating they will usually call their lover as soon as they leave the house. So I checked times and dates that matched when she left for work and sure enough their were several calls to one number. I even called the number from a blocked phone and it went to a generic voicemail. So no help. I did a reverse lookup on it and it stated the wireless carrier and information about the location. You can pay to see more information. From this point on I am going to list the steps I took.

* Make appointment with counselor (just to verify reaction)
* Check mobile phone calls and times
* Check bank statements for unusual expenses. (you can often get the name and location and sometimes even times of expenses charged to credit and debit cards. This is helpful so you can ask what they were doing at this location and time)
* Check credit history, look and see if they have gotten new bank accounts or credit cards without your knowledge. (My wife had gotten a new credit card, and she was paying the bill out of our checking account. Pretty ballzy huh?)* If you have a PC that is used by your spouse then install legitimate spy software on it. Im not talking spyware that infects. These software types log keystrokes (great for getting passwords and instant messages, websites visited, they even take screenshots of things on the screen. They range from $15 to $40 dollards(I paid online for this pls don't think I am crazy) depending on the power you need) Form this I actually intercrepted instant messages and discovered that my wife was looking at home rentals.
* I think I had all the evidence I needed, but there are other things. Another option would be to hire a private detective and to setup a tracking service through GPS on the mobile phone.
People what do u think?

i recommend d above bolded options.This guy must be an IT dude like me.
If its not working,take to your heels .If u die cos of a woman,enof boys go enjoy her wella while u will be waiting for judgement 

Did chifum just mentioned Oceanic where have u been not to have noticed what happened to Oceanic

Family complications that makes ur father-in-law ur step dad and ur husband ur step brother.While vice versa applies to ur husband
Ogaju

I hate contacting my ex. cos of all these nonsense!!!

spikedcylinder:
The way people flip around the word marriage these days ehn. . . .

iTS BECOMING ALARMING NOW EHNNN
me sef dey fear to marry

thats y is not good to like toto
Foolish boy.d deed has been done and u now need advise? perhaps u want us to tell u to kill her
Nonsense!!!! mmmccchheewwwwwww _hiss

dgreatrock:
Nethacker, remember you not a gabby hacker, so stop all these you sweet talking stuff.

Wetin be your own 
@gabry,i'll do as u have said your highness

Chei c babes wey nvr marry i hope say all these babes wey dey claim singles r beautiful ooo cos we get bachelor's hia too oooo