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Good one!
Thank you Buhari for letting Nigerians explore their potentialities.

Sai Baba 2019

Olukat:
No right thinking Nigerian would back Buhari in 2019
Please the old man need rest

Says who?

Fayose, you see your life? Oya! release the damning photos you promised your gullible liepods.

I suspect there will be a second test before the interview, after a large number of candidates must have been pruned out. That is when biometrics will be taken and possibly questions based on area of your specialization will suffice.

There is no GT, EH, science or art for this one oh! They believe all must have gone through basic maths and English. So there is no specialization for this one, save what you have read for another day.

Quick recovery and safe return Mr. President

Sai Baba!

Hmmmm! the English no dey for dictionary oh!

It will make nice shoe

Q12. In an aptitude test conducted, four centres were provided, the candidates would sit for the test in six batches. Each candidate would have to under go biometric capture, which would last for two minutes. At each centre three biometric capture machines were provided. After each batch, 30mins were allocated for the biometrics of next batch.
How many candidates were invited for the test, if the test would run concurrently for 6 days?

Please show your working.

[quote Which other one did I not get? [/quote]Oya! Kingsley, here is another simple one.

Q12. In an aptitude test conducted, four centres were provided, the candidates would sit for the test in six batches. Each candidate would have to under go biometric capture, which would last for two minutes. At each centre three biometric capture machines were provided. After each batch, 30mins were allocated for the biometrics of next batch.
How many candidates were invited for the test, if the test would run concurrently for 6 days?

Swallow vomit

Dead on arrival.
Never again association of looters

We shall get there

Every dick and harry would say his own. You can not all be in the government please.
We wish you quick recovery Baba.

Get well soon Baba

And there was no mention of withdrawal of the appeal on senate president asset declaration case as part of the conditions?
I don't believe it.

Worth Sharing

*WHO DESTROYED NIGERIA, PDP, APC, ... OR PEOPLE?"*

So, the narrative in recent times especially from those who support the present regime, is that "PDP destroyed" our country and it will take time to rebuild it. I don't think so...

1. *Sen. Pres. Bukola Saraki. PDP Governor for 8yrs and PDP Senator for over 3 yrs.* Joined APC in 2014. He is the Senate President.

2. *Speaker Yakubu Dogara. Two-term PDP House of Rep member.* Joined APC in 2014 and was elected for a third time in 2015. He is the Speaker.

3. *VP Atiku Abubakar. Nigeria's PDP Vice-President for 8yrs* and presently an APC Elderstatesman after jumping from one party to the other since 2007.

4. *Sen. Victor Ndoma-Egba. PDP Senator for 12yrs.* Decamped to APC about two months ago. He is the serving Chairman, NDDC Board.

5. *Sen. Heineken Lokpobiri. Two-term PDP Senator from Bayelsa State.* Decamped to APC after the 2015 elections. He is a serving Minister of the Republic.

6. *Sen. Ita Enang. Two-term PDP Senator from Akwa-Ibom.* Joined APC before the 2015 elections. Presently the SSA to the President on NASS.

7. *Gov. Samuel Ortom. Long-serving Benue State Secretary of the PDP. Former National Auditor of the PDP and former Minister under Pres. Jonathan.* Joined APC in December 2014. He is the Governor of Benue State.

8. *Sen. Barnabas Gemade. Founding father of the PDP, former National Chairman of the party and Senator from 2011.* Joined APC in December 2014. He is a serving Senator.

9. *Gov. Atiku Bagudu. A two-term PDP Senator from Kebbi.* Joined the APC at some point. He is the serving Governor of Kebbi State.

10. *Gov. Aminu Tambuwal. Former PDP Speaker of the House of Representatives.* Joined APC in 2014. He is the serving Governor of Sokoto State.

11. *Sen. Abdullahi Adamu. Two-term PDP Governor of Nasarawa and Senator in 2011.* Joined APC in 2014. Still a serving Senator.

12. *Sen. Danjuma Goje. Two-term PDP Governor of Gombe State and Senator in 2011.* Joined APC in 2014. Still a serving Senator.

13. *Hon. Dakuku Peterside. Was a PDP Rep member from Rivers State.* Joined APC along with Gov. Amaechi. He is the DG of NIMASA.

14. *Sen. Rabiu Kwankwaso. Two-term PDP Governor of Kano State and former Minister of Defence under Pres. Obasanjo.* Joined APC in late 2013. He is a serving Senator.

15. *Hon. Rotimi Amaechi. Former PDP Speaker of the Rivers State House of Assembly. Two-term PDP Governor of Rivers.* Joined APC in late 2013. He is a serving Minister of the Republic.

16. *Gov. Rochas Okorocha. Was a Special Adviser to PDP's Pres. Obasanjo. Became the Governor of Imo on APGA's platform.* Joined APC in February 2013. He is the Governor of Imo State.

17. *Sen. George Akume. Two-term PDP Governor of Benue State and Senator in 2007.* Left the party in December 2010. Still a serving APC Senator.

18. *Gov. Nasir El-Rufai. Former FCT Minister under Pres. Obasanjo.* Left the PDP in 2010 and joined CPC. He is the serving APC Governor of Kaduna State.

19. *Gov. Bello Masari. PDP Speaker of the House of Reps in 2003.* Joined the CPC in 2010. He is the serving APC Governor of Katsina State.

20. *Sen. Adamu Aliero. Two-term PDP Governor of Kebbi State and Senator in 2007. Later became FCT Minister under Pres. Yar'Adua.* Joined APC at some point. He is a serving Senator.

21. *Sen. Udoma Udo Udoma. Two-term PDP Senator from Akwa-Ibom State.* I don't even know if he ever decamped to APC. He is the serving Minister of Budget & National Planning.

Now, *save for Atiku who is a serial Presidential aspirant waiting for another election year to continue with his impossible dream of becoming Nigeria's President,* all the above are holding offices in this regime. *They all played a part in the 16yrs of "PDP destruction"* but somehow are members of the APC that want to "rebuild". Wow!

My submission therefore is that *PDP did NOT destroy Nigeria. PDP is just a name/acronym.* The Nigerian people destroyed Nigeria.

*Hence, let us vote candidates/people in 2019, not party.* The *human being is the issue, not APC, PDP, APGA or LP.*

As we can see from above. Change is pipe dream in this country. If you are part of a problem, definitely you can't be part of the solution. Our politicians lack credibility. They have no ideology. They jump ship instantaneously. They are political mathematicians. in fact , they are more physicists than Einstein. As soon as they discover , where pendulum of victory is swinging, they wait at the end of the oscillation and catch the pendulum itself. These same set of people paved way for PMB's emergence and they are big stakeholders in his government. So our innocent President is helpless . Undoubtedly, he can achieve little with the corrupt politicians around him............
This readily brings to mind the new initiative by the Green Movement as the best alternative option for Nigerians �� . May it be, amen!!!.

BREAKING NEWS:

Buhari Hands Over Power to Osinbajo

It has been confirmed by BBC hausa this Evening that the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari has finally handed over power to his Vice, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo from London where the President is currently resting.

This decision came after a close door meeting held by the cabals and chieftains of the APC.

According to the Media Adviser to the President, Mr. Femi Adesina, President Buhari handed over his 50,000mAh power bank to Osinbajo to enable him charge his phone whose battery is down as a result of lack of electricity in Nigeria!.

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BREAKING NEWS:

Buhari Hands Over Power to Osinbajo

It has been confirmed by BBC hausa this Evening that the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari has finally handed over power to his Vice, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo from London where the President is currently resting.

This decision came after a close door meeting held by the cabals and chieftains of the APC.

According to the Media Adviser to the President, Mr. Femi Adesina, President Buhari handed over his 50,000mAh power bank to Osinbajo to enable him charge his phone whose battery is down as a result of lack of electricity in Nigeria!.

#As copied

Chai! The NAMA is addicted to metals

Celebrating too soon
Karma is waiting

For where?
Stop masturbating on this makarfi victory. Nigerians have not forgotten so soon. May be a change of name may conceal the memory.

Sorry GEJ, PDP will never be the same again.
By the way, I hope you are not warming up for a second defeat.

Na wao! Dino don get senior brother now, This one rough pass dino oh!

Furr, I hail you.
Ganduje is working.
Second term confirmed.
Development of Kano continues 2019.

ideylaff:
Is this a country where the lives of over 180 million people is treated as we are chickens and cats....

whats the secrecy in meeting the President with no information forthcoming apart from Laolu telling us VP traveled to London.

Is this what we voted for... Secret meeting and no information to the public.

Will a normal and well structured country have a VP visit the President in another country with not a single piece of what the visit was for, what was said or at least a picture of both of them.

We seem to have no shame at all.

We cannot fix our hospitals even the one in Aso that has billion in Budget money cannot be trusted to look after the president.

iWeep for my Nation....

all of you hailing the VP is this how a normal system works where the VP is working up and down doing Ministers, VP, Senators and Presidents job all wrapped into one and we are hailing him as a strong President....

Condolence visit, RCCG Camp trip, Wedding and funeral ceremony always there.... on Taxpayers funds and we expect wastage to be blocked....

Absolute Disgrace

You go weep and wail tire bro IPOT

Hmmm! Assuring response.
May the God will be done.
May the the Lion King be back safe and stronger.

Why he no hit common sense in to his head.
This Atiku boy.

Lalasticlala thread.
Me sef, I go post snake thread one day to make it to the front page.

Good one!
The acting President is learning very fast