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Celebrities › Re: Celebrities Jet Out For OneAfricaMusicFest Dubai (photos) by newoffer: 1:04pm On Nov 15, 2018
Nbote:
African event planners sef.. U are organizing a ONEAFRIKA concert to promote African music and U are hosting it in Dubai?? Are Dey not mad? And tomoro we'll say d arabs and d west dont value us wen we sont even value ourselves.. Dats how some ediots went to launch a National career IN LONDON only to come back here cancel it indefinitely
. Na Dubai dey run the program...
Family › Re: My Wife Doesn't Like Sex by newoffer: 6:52am On Nov 15, 2018
You need pre-intimacy. caress her boobs and stroke her punna very well. let her cum then Bleep d hell out of her. u need to ignite her . start her engine
Romance › Re: Guys Share Some Of The Worst Things Ladies Have Done To You. by newoffer(op): 6:46am On Nov 15, 2018
CyberWolf:
Sometimes when you want to access WhatsApp remotely, you will need to mobile device to scan the Qcode. How I track my babes phone is through an emulator. I got her the phone and helped setup the android account so I know the username and password. With this details, I can access her phone anytime I like monitor everything she is doing, from Facebook, WhatsApp, text messages, call logs, etc..
. Even DSS cannot monitor her. They will bleeping her where u least expect.
Romance › Re: Guys Share Some Of The Worst Things Ladies Have Done To You. by newoffer(op): 6:42am On Nov 15, 2018
Tweak2k:
Made a post here earlier grin unfortunately, I was banned for 2 hours by antispam bot... I can't wait for it to time out oo.

Lemme share another incident. Each time I remember it like now I get angry with regret scolding my heart.

I meet this fine gal @ school she's Into sport same as me.. Just like that I fell in love with her cause she is very pretty dark beauty and a smallie.. Mistake #1 never Rush be patience

So i initiated my woo talk, sweet mouth just to make her fall. Funny enough this babe Was falling for me.. as a smallie she was shy and a bit immature.

So we went for nuga games last year. .I saw it as an opportunity to ask her out.... Mistake #2 Never ask a gal out directly. cause many will take it for a joke. You only ask her out when you've notice she's so into you. Accepting rate is 80%

sweet talked continued. I made it known to her I got feeling for her and I really want her to be my gal after like 3weeks or more
.. She said OK... I was surprise OK I didn't any sign from her just OK no pressure nothing... I don't understand if she was joking or been serious.


after we got back from nuga she called to tell me she's was sick due to stress.. as a new bf I rush to the store bought her fruits , chocolate and some stuff sha...

I got to her place @5pm. Foolish me I could barely read the signs on the wall all because I was xo drunk in love. Wish I could go back in time and beat myself for been a beta and needy guy.

Back to my confession... I called her on phone to let her know am around. The signs was right at my face and i missed...
am vexing now see signs she drop my shrek self didn't follow-up

1: She came out wearing bum short with no pant could see her camel toe
2: After she invited me to her home her Friend stayed in with us until it was 10pm
3: Immediately her friend left she stood up and lock the door...me and beher alone.

4: Cause I was foolishly drunk in love I don't want to chop I over looked all that.
5: I stood up and told her it late time to go home..

Like I was hypnotized for love I stood and left for home ooo....imagine


Till date this gal wouldn't talk to me.. Anytime I bring topics of me coming to her place again.. she will give me excuse. Right now we are only friends on fb. After I was delivered from my stupidity and mistake I cried ooo regret.

had just miss an opportunity to get her attached to me... I vowed that I'll never lose any other opportunity again. Vexing mood now.






y
....

That's the age young girls enjoy bleeping. u are forming bro John.
Romance › Re: Guys Share Some Of The Worst Things Ladies Have Done To You. by newoffer(op): 7:19pm On Nov 14, 2018
Silensa:
Why is there no female comment in this thread?
Or are they guilty as charged?
. next month na their peak season. Dem dey strategize
Romance › Re: Guys Share Some Of The Worst Things Ladies Have Done To You. by newoffer(op): 5:12pm On Nov 14, 2018
IamPlato:
...



The Worst Thing She Did To Me was Asking Me To Eat Her Pussy For 15mins or She Will Have My Best Friend Do It For Me
. the ones I ate their pussy are still hunting me like honey. That is a great sacrifice. Be careful. if u want to enjoy sucking pussy. take alcohol . u will suck her dry
Politics › Re: I’ll Create Mass Employment In Ogun, Says Dimeji Bankole by newoffer: 5:05pm On Nov 14, 2018
u for don start creating jobs before now. for now u are the same
Crime › Re: Lady Escapes From Ritualist Den In Delta After Being Hypnotized by newoffer: 5:00pm On Nov 14, 2018
NCANN:
Afonjas have migrated to delta
...

Afonjas d mortal Kombat tribe. I never see anyone who trust In juju like d afonja. my friendship with them is with open eyes. always looking to outsmart you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Gets Visa To 3 Countries After Placing "Miracle Sticker" On His Passport by newoffer: 4:57pm On Nov 14, 2018
Travelling within shitholes is now referred to Travelling abroad abi.. Senseless people.
Celebrities › Re: "If Women Ruled The World There’ll Be No Wars" - Juliet Ibrahim Says (PHOTOS) by newoffer: 2:58pm On Nov 14, 2018
These pussy war on men nko. The monetization and hiking of price of Bleep nko?


Women that cannot park common car . I see where you are braining from.
Romance › Re: Guys Share Some Of The Worst Things Ladies Have Done To You. by newoffer(op): 2:50pm On Nov 14, 2018
Fourwinds:
Chai!!!! Oturugbeke ooooo
.
You see why we have plenty bastard from all these wayward babes .
Romance › Re: Guys Share Some Of The Worst Things Ladies Have Done To You. by newoffer(op): 2:45pm On Nov 14, 2018
ikennamadu1:
if u done bleep every two days.. u go know how hard it is to recover... shun... u no go understand.. no be about free pussy
. Women are stronger. They can go miles just to achieve their bleeping urge. You gain nothing by bleeping her Everytime. Only 3 in 10 women during sexual intercourse. The rest is men. Most men have died from high blood pressure to stroke due to sexual expectations from women.
Romance › Re: Guys Share Some Of The Worst Things Ladies Have Done To You. by newoffer(op): 12:45pm On Nov 14, 2018
Twizzy30:
After that incident, did you notice she was pregnant or something. I think she wanted you to f**k her then she ties it to your head lol
.

The things people do just to tie pregnancy on men is so crazy. I was preparing to go work when I heard a knock on d door. it was Jumai who came to give me quickie. Thank God am not that wayward to accept that shit. she was 3 month pregnant. I noticed her boobs are swollen. Many families are harbouring another man kids.
Romance › Re: Guys Share Some Of The Worst Things Ladies Have Done To You. by newoffer(op): 12:04pm On Nov 14, 2018
wizzyrich:
That's why most of them are scared of DNA test.

I must run a DNA test on all my kids and if I find any comma, even if we are married for five years, I must divorce her.
.

If you run DNA on all the kids out there , u be surprised how many kids are not with their rightful father. shits happen every where. we are back to animal way of life
Romance › Re: Guys Share Some Of The Worst Things Ladies Have Done To You. by newoffer(op): 11:59am On Nov 14, 2018
samysmoothfresh:
they had diabolic plans against you or it scored you more pussy---------her closest friend's pussy?
. The things ladies do behind guys is tremendous.
They gist about shits all the time. Cheating is a pleasant thing today. Gone are days when u love from the bottom of your heart. Pussy is now monetized. Guys check your love if u are a mumu
Romance › Re: Guys Share Some Of The Worst Things Ladies Have Done To You. by newoffer(op): 11:56am On Nov 14, 2018
Obainoneandonly:
wanted to tie me down with Anoda persons pregnancy.. I just thank God for my friends..the look on her face the day I caught was unforgettable
. This is why u need to date mature chicks that can protect themselves. I don't do local girls o. Dem go dey bash everybody only to be calling roasters when Dem get belle
Romance › Guys Share Some Of The Worst Things Ladies Have Done To You. by newoffer(op): 8:24am On Nov 14, 2018
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Crime › Re: Obituary: Burial Of Ope Bademosi Murdered By His Cook In Lagos Announced by newoffer: 6:38am On Nov 14, 2018
HavocGirlMile99:
angry



Wow, so they have finally tagged the cook, a killer.

Do they have any concrete evidence that he committed the murder, do they?


Just like in river state, if a thief is being caught and they happen to discover that, he is an indigene, they will release him and let him go, but once a thief is caught and the person happens to be a non-indigene, they won't hesitate to set that person ablaze.

That is the same case of this cook, since he isn't a Nigerian, they have decided to pin the murder on him, without any thorough investigation into on what actually happened to led to his murder.
.

You are one of those cross border idiots who cannot differentiate between stealing and hustling.

There is proof, what else do u want. Your brother will be hanged.
Celebrities › Re: If Human Are Animals, Which babe will you be chasing around like He goat. by newoffer(op): 7:23pm On Nov 13, 2018
Kastonkastroll:
And who told you human beings are not animals too? Abi u no do biology for secondary school
. seriously, we are quality animal... imagine u be goat which celebrity u go dey follow about?
Celebrities › If Human Are Animals, Which babe will you be chasing around like He goat. by newoffer(op): 7:11pm On Nov 13, 2018
funny .... Let's know who u fancy and would fight horn to horn if you were animal .
Politics › Re: What Adamu Adamu Said About ASUU Strike In 2013 (photos) by newoffer: 6:52pm On Nov 12, 2018
Ndi Iberibe
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Steals 200 Cows, 300 Sheep And Goats In Borno — NEMA by newoffer: 5:28am On Nov 12, 2018
herdsmen can not go after them b
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Steals 200 Cows, 300 Sheep And Goats In Borno — NEMA by newoffer: 5:27am On Nov 12, 2018
herdsmen can not go after them b
Romance › Re: What Do You Say When A Girl Asks Where You Got Her Number From? by newoffer: 2:42pm On Nov 11, 2018
a girl was even romancing me wit her soft boobs as early as 5.am in the morning. she was stretching her phone for me to give her my contact. Nigerian babes are almost LovePeddler.
Crime › Re: Dubai Police Start Training On Flying Motorbikes(photos) by newoffer: 3:41pm On Nov 09, 2018
Why Police and why not buy for border Police and Immigration.
Nigerian police do not like technology because it will limit or expose their Egunjeism .
Education › Re: 41 Lead City Students Graduate With First Class by newoffer: 3:31pm On Nov 09, 2018
Who first class epp o. They will be feeling like Soyinka when they cannot create anything.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Chris Omatsola Bounces Back After Leaked Sex Video by newoffer: 2:55pm On Nov 09, 2018
purem:
OK it's always good to bounce back

If the sex video is in xvideo some one should tell how to get it
. u have poverty mentality. in spite of all endangering things happening in dis.country. u are still wired to xvideos. my brother u are in bondage o.
Politics › Re: Prince Charles In Ghana Vs In Nigeria With Traditional Rulers (Pictures) by newoffer: 8:58pm On Nov 08, 2018
You can see how disorganized we are. why seated around the prince like stooges
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Lai Mohammed N3.5m Monthly Feeding Of El-Zakzaky by newoffer: 4:27pm On Nov 08, 2018
Buhari and his groups are bunch of Jokers
Romance › Re: My Encounter With One Babe On Facebook Messenger by newoffer: 4:13pm On Nov 08, 2018
mgtow:
Singlet and handkerchief is not gifting, broke fòol.
....

U remind me of one mumu who bought a wrist watch with my money. D mumu is still begging me after 10yrs.
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Ladies Fall For Bad Guys? by newoffer: 3:38pm On Nov 08, 2018
most ladies are dumb. They prefer the adventurous woman beater and cheater as husband. You will hear dumb commendations like d guy is good in bed. They don't go for value and real attributes.

My ex of ten years is all over me for another friendship. She was carried away by the street fighter she settled with. today , she wants me.

Most women do not think. Their brain is Lagos to Kano train. always deceiving themselves.

My brother, if not for pikin, no need to keep any woman o. Marriage today is a mirage.

A woman will see that she is not compatible with a man she will still sit tight due to greed and sheer wickedness.

Pussy is now a big investment. Marriage is no more relevant.
Sports › Re: Joseph Yobo Presenting Nigerian Jersey To Prince Charles In Lagos by newoffer: 3:14pm On Nov 08, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Isn't Yobo retired from the national team?
Is he also a member of the NFF?

So under what capacity is he presenting that football jersey?
. are you okay ? What does a sport man do.? Yobo is still relevant in the football circle.

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