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JFT24:
Leopard is the Amotekun, this is a cheetah

No sir..


Ekun is the Leopard it has large spots..
Amotekun is the cheetah it has small spots like dots..


Tiger has no Yoruba name because there are no Tigers in Africa. Tigers have stripes..


In case you can prove me wrong.. please be nice

In the movie Saworoide, Old Man Faleti said:


"Ole ni oun o ba o tun ilekun Ile re se, O o funra!"

The crook says he wants to help you repair your house's security door, and you are not alarmed!


This looks like a typical example

They are cute together... When handsome bad guy meets damsel in distress

We4all:
Your story is quite inspiring, and I'm glad things worked out for you. But encouraging people to tow your path doesn't hold sway, cos it may backfire. I know a guy who did something similar, and 10 years down the line, he is poorer than he was.

The truth is, if you can afford a flamboyant wedding, by all means, do it! This is because, weddings are memorable, and are expected to take place once in a life time.

There are three chapters in one's life:birth, marriage and death. If people celebrate births and funerals, then weddings shouldn't be less celebrated.

Nevertheless, if you can't afford a loud wedding, then opt for something small with few guests. But make it simple and classy, and don't be like the OP, cos serving his guests biscuits was in bad taste.

Being poor is one thing, planning right is another. @OP, you shouldn't have entertained your guests with biscuits,(cos I assume they were all adults). Instead, 2 mudus of rice served in take away packs could have done the magic. And if there was less money for malt, then you could have opted for zobo drinks which is cheaper and even more delicious than malt drinks.

The problem most Nigerians have when it comes to weddings is that, while they can afford to cater for only 50 guests, they end up inviting 500, just so they can have more contributions from them.

If your budget can only entertain 50 people, then plan for that number and don't end up inviting more numbers so you don't serve them biscuits just like the OP.

Wow, I just understood the rationale behind deliberately inviting a crowd when there is no capacity to feed them.


And that thing about rice and zobo is a good alternative although biscuits is acceptable in many localities.

damijoe77:
Thanks to prostitutes different pussy 4 just chikinni money. .instead mk 1 yeye Jessica will bill u tire b4 u see.u will solve both her emotional, mental nd physical problems

Well said

Lordswazz:
You are urging them to stand down, yet you are picking sides with one aggressor; is that a joke or what?
Killed a high-ranking official of theirs on foreign soil. I don't hope for war, it's terrible; but don't tell people how they should react, and then pitch tent with their opponent in the same speech.

Wise point you have made

donbachi:
"Don't raise another man's child".....what is bad about dat?

If a treacherous woman manipulates someone into raising another man's child... in the end when one realises he had been cheated, one will be unhappy about it.


To Manipulate means to have everything planned out before hand and to use deception and lies to lead the man on and play tricks on his sensibilities... especially if he never wanted to..



And the woman and the child would still be ungrateful

I hope he still won't have to pay up the 50k. Cause that will be double jeopardy. L.O.L

Soon there will be nothing left to sell. Change your ways

In her apology she mentioned 'those who might have been offended'.


Which means she knows majority of people are not offended and will relish it.

Just serving her fans some good stuff. She will make more money in 2020

Check spelling

Wise

Dollarheist:
Can i pm u?

Lol. No sir.


I read it on quora and it made sense.
My background is in chemistry.

obiekunie2:
IN ALL HONESTY!

FATSO RUIZ MESSED UP AJ!

HE WAS EVEN CALLING AJ TO STOP RUNNING AND COME CLOSER!

AJ EVEN TOUCHED THE CANVAS!



AJ IS OVER HYPED!

AJ FIGHTING WILDER WILL BE OBITUARY - HE SHOULD JUST RETIRE HONOURABLY FROM BOXING NOW!

HE IS NOT CUT OUT FOR BOXING!

HE SHOULD GO INTO MOVIE ACTING - AND BE THE FIRST BLACK JAMES BOND!

THIS RUIZ FATSO WILL DEFEAT WILDER - MARK MY WORDS!






WE ALL KNOW ANDY RUIZ WON THIS MATCH

Great wisdom

sikirus81:
We just Reached 2k guys #crashnairaland

No bro. Its the nameless guests that are 2k..

The registered members are much more

Sometimes when you gift a charity 5 billion naira, you are gifting yourself 5 billion naira

Answer to Where do the wealthy hold their money? by Terence Helikaon Nunis https://www.quora.com/Where-do-the-wealthy-hold-their-money/answer/Terence-Helikaon-Nunis?ch=3&share=47f6a6d6&srid=hlSS9



Where do the wealthy hold their money?
Terence Helikaon Nunis
Terence Helikaon Nunis, Investments, wealth management, liability protection & succession planning.
Answered Feb 26
The difference between the truly wealthy, and the masses is how they organise their assets. For one thing, wealthy people avoid holding their assets, whether property, stocks, or even art, in their name. Assets belong to companies, trusts and foundations.

Assets held in such entities are considered distinct from the owner of these entities. This mitigates tax liability, since a company or trust is taxed after liabilities and deductions, whereas an individual is taxed on gross income. This is significant, because it is possible to expense out many things that we spend on. Visit your friends overseas flying first class? Business trip. Dinner in an expensive restaurant with your buddies? Business entertainment costs. Bought a new car? Company asset.

[b]Assets in foundations have tax deductions depending on what the foundation does. For example, in some parts of the world, including Singapore, there is a tax deduction for donating art to certain institutions. If that foundation is yours, then you have effectively donated to yourself, and got a tax deduction out of it. For example, you could buy fine art at a certain price, direct from the artist. You get it at US$1 million. You then have it appraised by an appriaser you hired, and it is now US$5 million. You then make a donation to a foundation you set up, that runs, or is a major donor to a museum. Depending on the legalities of the place, that donation is tax deductible up to, perhaps, three times the appraised value. You now have a tax credit of US$15 million on US$1 million spent. Should you choose, somewhere down the road, you could even arrange for the foundation to gift you that same piece of art for your services to the community, and hold a gala dinner, raising funds for a charity you started, among donors, for further tax credits.[/b]

Assets in companies and trusts are protected from bankruptcy proceedings and asset seizure by creditors. Assets in trusts are confidential, unlike companies, and you need not disclose them. Assets in companies may need to be disclosed, but there are ways to hide things in plain sight.

Assets in companies and trusts are also protected from asset seizure and claims in disputes and in acrimonious divorce proceedings. The problem with pre-nuptial agreements is that they cannot cover everything, and the determined person may find ways around it. You have to prove each and every item is not a matrimonial asset, in some cases. But assets in your personal irrevocable trust is considered to belong to a distinct entity - the trust. This is despite the fact that you can make yourself the settlor, the sole trustee and the sole beneficiary. It is you giving to yourself.

Another asset class that wealthy like better than normal people is insurance policies. For example, wealthy people buy a lot of investment-linked plans. They can easily afford to put money in high performance funds, and get separate, high net worth coverage plans, which are superior to most retail plans. But when it comes to an investment-linked plan, the coverage is declared, not the funds inside the plan.

For example, a person can easily buy a plan with a regular premium of $2,400 annually. The coverage may be US$100,000 for death, which is pocket change. But an investment-linked plan allows you to top up whatever you wish, as long as you can prove in the KYC that you are the legal source of the funds. A plan that has a face value of US$100,000 coverage could have millions inside.

In some parts of the world, some insurance companies allow withdrawals from the investment-linked plans to be in the form of cheques, and they can be sent anywhere that you specify as the correspondence address, perhaps even a neighbouring country. That cheque is then cashed in that country, and you have effectively moved money without going through the banking system, and without scrutiny.

The wealthy, and the masses understand finance differently, and are effectively playing a different game. Unlike the masses, wealthy people understand the need and value of a good financial advisor who understands how the system works, and they will pay for it. None of the things above are illegal, which is very important. There is absolutely no need to break the law when you can play with the letter of the law

Pervert with small _ _ _ _

More please

Never be cocky. Material things can fly away overnight.

There is more to life than buying stuff

End of her career. Sorry

Loyola Jesuit regularly topped Jamb and SAT.

Lagos, Abeokuta or Ibadan

Option of 2 million fine? Does that mean he walks away now?

RESHARPENED:
'She asked for a 2-week break'

Congratulations, you got yourself a girlfriend with scruples. She doesn't want to cheat on you. The two-week break is to allow the new guy twist, turn and tweak her system to his full pleasure and her carnal satisfaction without the accompanying conscience-crippling guilt of infidelity.

In plain terms,
She's going to get sexually intimate with the new guy.

And there's no stopping her. If after the tryst, she still fancies you then she can come back with a pure heart, devoid of guilt. Since, technically you guys were not together during the time she did the deed.

If on the other hand the experience was orgasm-inducing, she's going to dump you or fxck with your head and make you walk away.

So, you have to just understand that your girlfriend is gone with the new goon. Forget her and move on!

You can thank me by working on yourself and NEVER giving any girl your absolute commitment.

Rich Regards!

Great comment.



If I were OP, I would ask her if thats what she needs the two weeks for. If she gets angry, then bye

Just report it at the security unit. They will invite all of them to student affairs.



Futa does not tolerate intimidation of any sort. Always on the lookout for persons to discipline

Can this one be a responsible mother or wife?

Its so beautiful. I hope the flexible screen will hold out. And the battery will have to be used less

Sorry.


Some people are so coldhearted

The uncertainty and unpredictability of future income in Nigeria and constant inflation makes it a good investment to at least own one ugly house in an ugly neighbourhood

The guy sef get breasts. Shame

OTayobami:
At first i thought you made sense but then....

Its from the airtel advert. Its a joke