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If I say I resemble dasuki nko.

Op face ur life. Abi. Na u wan bring husband come give ur sister?

hertheytheydgee:
Wallahi tallahi, I never see where armed robbers dey cry like this, hope sey no be MUNIRU and AMBALI una go catch.

Circumstancially I doubt this report.

Nigerian police dey look for promotion by all means o. I remember the day dey arrested someone I know by the roadside and charge him to court for belonging to gang of thieves coz he arrived from work late.

Bleep fake

hmmmmmm police come and arrest this one. He is among.

Osun ati oyo. Am satisfied

Op ur face de like bread wey commot for sandwich maker.

Onyiido:
well I didn't expect that she should tell her hubby about this in d 1st place. The only remedy is 4 her hubby to stand by her either via prayer or medication. I'm not in2 medicine, so I can't prescribe drugs for her. She should just go $ see doctors who deal in urinary disorder system. Good luck to their marriage

She has to let her husby knows. A problem shared is A problem half solved. moreover they are sleeping on same bed so she can't hide it.

Onyiido:
Would have given u a nice poke of ya life, badt :PWould have given u a nice poke of ya life, badt

on a more serious note what can The lady do.

Onyiido:
Hmm then that's good

lol. Pls don't try the method at home. It only works in movies.

Onyiido:
Wickedt

the. Method is tested and trusted. Medically proven to be very safe.

Use super glue for night. Use kerosene wash am off for morning.

Use thread and needle and do the needful.

ibnquasale:
Interesting... hopefully we wont have to read posts on how hundreds lost their lives as a result of using a wooden bridge


Wow!!!! I am FTC, my first ever since i joined Nairaland! Obviously, this is the beginning of greater things for me.

You will not struggle to become great in life!!!!

but u struggled for FTC for months. How come

omenka:
A president that gives sons of Baal migraines just by his looks.

Ride on sir!!

The good people of Nigeria love you.

Let those who feel pained by your style of leadership go to hell in 70 different ways.

Cheers.

zombie!!!!!!!

billyG:
He doesnt take Alcohol making him clearheaded unlike d otuokean.

clear headed indeed. Hope he never stumbled upon the Page with caption. 1$=305#

ademega:
a time ago a president will first take ogogoro. and last thing ogogoro

what's this one saying.

Gbengais:
In a wailer's eyes, information from any media house na propaganda as far as hin nor favor them.. better don't wail your brain away

comprehension deficiency.

Legend of the seeker.

Na weight of his wallet de pull down the trouser. Ladies. Won't mind if money . I mean more money is involved

Like father like son. See the desert head. Lolssss.

Gay alert

Op so u never sabi identify toyota hillux and mitsubishi pick up van?

LaurelP:
You were too gentle with him. You didn't woze him a hot slap

really. Na so girls de. Woze u slap when u ask them out?

kelvz:
i know some people will come here with their two left leg and blame this on buhari

u can blame GEJ

Woman move on. If he worships money. U can worship. His dickson.

DGD1:
seriously!

guess we all forget the efforts of this guys to keep our cars on the road.
most are not educated but within a moment they fix what a graduate of Harvard and the likes couple to call a car.
how many of our so called mechanical engineering graduates can drain the oil off a car, some can't tell the size of a bolt by mere looking or feeling, bt with our *nigerian mechanic * you can't do freedom without knowing it
I can go on and on
they are not as bad as we portray them to be, because if they are, we would always ship our carss back abroad to change plugs, drain oil, and do some simple things

I can

Thank God he is not shirt less

veltani:
The title should be: Governor Fayose "manufactures" to fake aides of President Muhammed Buhari.
Simple.

modify ur statement pls.

U can still farm as a prisoner.

doro dasuki. The cheerful giver. Rope all of them in.

That useless black rubb!sh should be banned.

Addicted2Women:
Religion is fake.

Church is fake.

Jesus Christ is fake.

Mohammed is fake.

Hell is fake.

Heaven is fake.

When was Jesus Christ born ??
Was there any camera during his existence ??

How do you come up with the picture of an insane man dressed in White and red robe, who was born 6 million years ago when there was no camera and tell me this is Jesus Christ.

Fucck out of here with that bullshit.

simply take those drugs. Weed is not good for ur health.

Dem waste. No drug related crime from east why?