₦airaland Forum

marieolae:
Jennimma please modify it before dese hungry nairaland guys start calling your line

as if u ave eaten for the past 3 days

marieolae:
Calling your lover "baby" is the best thing a guy could do


It makes my stomach turn, it gives me butterflies,it makes me blush, I feel special,crazy,happy,loved,amazing all at the same time

I think most ladies can agree with me on this

I can only take an objection, if the guy means nothing to me

how many guys calls u BABY in a day.

Is it out on psvita game console?

Some people here can't drive. So why comment.

lonelydora:
How do I stop laughing?

inject ur self with H2SO4

Frankdamaxx:
Some pedestrians are careless. I am very wary of okada's when I drive. I tell my friends that if any Okada man makes me hit him, i'll come down and first give him a very resounding slap before any other thing like hospital.

Anyways, back to the matter. It depends on the location too. If it's a civilized location, you can stop and know what's happening, but if it's not. Please don't stop o. Just drive to the nearest police station and return back to the scene with them.

Nigerian solutions are usually not conventional.

what if the okada man beat u up while trying to slap him.

Zedric:
See all this hypocrites complaining about fanaticism. Nigerian is neither a Christian state nor an Islamic state. So I think they should have equal rights, if we give holiday for easter ( the death of 1 ordinary dude), why is it extreme to declare a holiday for the New year celebration of a group of people?

so how 5tupid u are. Osun state is so backward.

walemoney007:
ao many food hav easter and christmas holidays put on ur table

am sure u r from that poor state

Ogbeni. Wetin de do u sef.

oluwasegun007:
Rating of nigeria ladies in africa:
Soccer : 80%
BEAUTY : 85%
INTELLIGENCE : 90%
Hospitality: 79......& the list is endless #proudly Naija.....up super falcons

how did u come about with this lame statistics

Sex education. Up till now I still fail the course

ayusco85:
OP how e take concern u? She be ur sister?


Last bullet: Akwa ibom / Calabar girls hardly remain faithful to one partner due to their high sexual libido-- (Osama Bina Laden 1890)

must u generalise? Goat of the decade

richardjemedafe1:
Regina ke, vergina ni...... Hmmmmmm she looks like
a slot.....





#Quote me and die young

already u r a walking corpse

lalasticlala:
una too de complain unnecessarily. did anyone force u to open d thread ?

kip quiet must u comment on all the post?

QMark:
We only see all these approvals in the news. Well, GEJ is indirectly releasing the money to be used for his 2015 campaign.

I thought like u ave gone into extinction. Ram.

danaiks:
This is what you get from a weak and soft president!!

u must be a ram for saying that.

9jvirgin:
Something is going to happen in Nigeria that will make us open our mouths and won't be able to close it for 1hour. Just wait, watch and see

pray u shouldn't be in kebbi state by then. If not flies wil make ur mouth their home.

Akalia:
I thought flavour is gay or Bisexual, oh which is he really now

no he is into lesbian ism

sparkleboy:
How does this affect the PRIce of petrol?

wetin u de use petrol do. Car u no get. Small I better pass my neighbour gen u no get. U are here shouting.

iceberylin:
Is this supposed to be funny

of cos.

ERCROSS:
Who cares if it's correct or not..
So far the communication is established..
Moreso..
Must we always follow the Westerners like say we be Mumu...
We need to start colonizing our own words too jare...
And I was like okay...we need a Nigerian-made dictionary too

u must be a prized f00l. How much did u buy ur f00lishness.

That ancient aboki. 22? Its a lie

hisableplc:
N una go dey blame northerners ...we cant do without d north my opinion though

we can't do without them. When u get killed by them u wil certainly regret in hell.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
which product r u talking about? Educate me please.

honney pot and those 2 large seed of the chest

EJanni:
I dress to be comfortable and to enhance my confidence where ever I go. Infact I dress to stand out in the public not really to empress any guy or gurl.

standing out in public for who? Spirits.

NgeneUkwenu:
Should anything happen to any of the honorable members or anybody at all in Edo State, jonathan and Tony Anenih should be held responsible.

Miss Ngene!

go to aso rock and shout there don't make noise here they won't hear u

Edwinmason:
Fallacies! Which goat get hair wen dem take do weavon?

u know nothing

berem:
Emeka Ike,have you settled your landlord the money you owe him? Last time I checked,you still owe him rent. Please learn to keep your house in order before dreaming to hold such a position in AGN.

the topic and ur post has nothing in common

No link its a lie

That short boy too de lie

Odilafta:
Let devil keep dansing shoki on your head while his angels are busy singing skelewu for you.
Call it over or under rater,you'll have what fits you at the end of the day.
Virgin men have better things to worry about,such as how to expand their businesses,face their studies and make it in life than praying Nkechi is not pregnant from that one night fling,that Agatha will not r3mber he was among the guys who deflowered her,that the itching on his d..ick is not staph,that his daddy will not mistakenly see the condom in his bible and that the sudden loss of weight is Aids.

this poster is gay