₦airaland Forum

RedArrow:
Same people, different Location

were u born on april 1st.

charix:
More 'Men of Goat' crawling out of the woodworks.
The day we learn to do away with religion for issues serious as politics and business the better our country would turn out.

u are highly f00lish

mamajohn:
Prophet of Satan

who cast a spell of 5tupidity on u

Op am convinced that u were the one who carried the side chick.

InZA:
You didn't even do it well enough.



If it were to be my friend(I'm not hyping myself, but quite frankly I don't have any friend as useless as that), I would have given him my house key....after doing that, I would pick up my phone, send an anonymous text to his girlfriend - "Hi, your guy is in another house along so so street, I'm not sure but I think he is pounding another girl as I send you this text... I'm not trying to break up your relationship by sending you this text, I actually hope your relationship ceases to be. I don't know you and I don't know or care if you deserve to be cheated upon but sending you this text is just my way of ridding the romantic stratosphere of useless elements"


After that, I put my phone in my pocket and continue doing my thing.

Some guys are just very useless to say the least, double dating or double straffing does not reflect masculinity, it doesn't make you a "very good badt guy" (whatever that means by the way) it doesn't make you cool, it doesn't make you funky or hippy or contemporary, instead it means you're grossly irresponsible with no ounce of direction and purpose of life, it means you lack any trace of resolved commitment to a cause or purpose.


This thing dey vex me like say na me be the babe sef

Rubbish!!!

why take it so personal.

Onyiido:
Hmmmm that is for spenders not me

u don't spend right?

Beamborla:
Lol... my mum sent me on such errand once and I was lucky the woman told me to sit down while she prepares the 'Arodan'... I woke up later in the day in my house.
The one that really got me was in secondary school, I was still a JJC in the hostel then. One senior sent me to collect a book titled 'YOUR JOURNEY WILL NEVER END' hmmmm...I waka that day no be small

that ur sec school story is a lie.

maxxwel:
HELLO, Yes you. yea i mean You

Just trying to get your attention

Now that i have gotten it,

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even if u can't drive u can still get it. Abi.

iluvweed:
Nonsense! How is he a thief ? Any evidence to back the fact that he his indeed responsible for the missing money? He shld sue the woman jare!...Nonsense again!

his reaction says it all.

tola9ja:
VOTE BUHARI AND YOU WILL NEVER HEAR ANYTHING LIKE CHOLERA

1st grade F00l.

amakaobiemeka:
the money dangote, dantata, abacha etc control is more that the gross amount possesed by the ibos worldwide

see this jungle f00l. U mean the money they stole.

Akshow:
See as he casually dismiss the attacks on APC




'Meanwhile, Buhari and his campaign train
are enjoying an unfettered run through the
three zones of the South. Apart from a
reported case of gun attack and bombing of
APC secretariat in Okrika by unknown
persons"



But wants to cry foul about burnt buses in the north. werey park well well! cry from today till tomorrow it won't stop us from kicking the clueless one back to d creeks of Niger Delta.

u are so poor in reasoning.

ZionJay:
Even if he presents an empty A4 paper or Nepa bill. I will still vote for him.A living dog is better than a dead lion.Jonaclueless must go back to Otuoke. thats all!

ur 5tupidity is 2nd to non.

alaoeri:
Whether Buhari go school or he no go school
Buhari get certificate or he no get certificate
Buhari sabi speak english or he no sabi english
Buhari is old or he no old
Buhari sabi operate computer or he no sabi operate
Buhari sabi his phone number or he no sabi his phone number
Abeg make una remind me wetin TANoids dey talk again, he's still better than that Otueke drunken master.
COME FEBUHARI 14 GMB/PYO ALL THE WAY.
CHANGE IS INEVITABLE.

pity on this one. Living below one dollar per day. See how u r lamenting.

PDP all the way. Unbelievable. Buhari the normadic farmer is searching for a special center to write waec.

Obiagelli:
The pdp clowns like consoling themselves, how do you compare a gubernatorial rally for a local government with a presidential rally. Wait till Buhari hits Lagos.

who smoke this one out.

teemanbastos:
lol..,.80% of apc fans are in their offices but dose pdp u cee are d 80% of dia fans in lagos. The polls go surprise yhu...

u talk like one with default brain.

Otunbab:
See beta educated person. Na samboribobo some Mumus still wan vote.

now who is the mumu. Is vp an elected post that citizens will vote for? Another case of missing certificate.

Adex097:
My VP elect

f00l vp is not an elected post. Its by appointment. Hope u are still searching for ur certificate too.

dguyindcorner:
I mumu reach your daft President Jonathan?

don't u know u are a prized F00l ? Comparing Einstein wit buhari. Am sure u are still searching for ur certificate too. If only u acquired any which I doubt.

dguyindcorner:
oponu there's no need memorizing when you know where to find it.

Even the smartest man on earth Albert Einstein didn't know his phone no offhand...get educated and stop displaying your ignorance!!!

do u know that u are extremely 5tupid. Did u win ur own 5tupidity in a competition

dguyindcorner:
Dey deceive yourself.

I can only tell you we futarian reject GEJ because he has failed us.

BTW, modify your topic. You say NANS Ondo state chapter@op

he failed us. Was he ur lecturer. Idiota.

1stola:
SEUN!
PLEASE WHAT DA HELL IS MOUTH ACTION

things u do with the mouth. Like eating smoking talking etc. Idiota.

charijee:
I can do all that but it still doesn't amount to love

money on her mind

alienvirus:
Odenson lawyer. This must be one of the lawyers with rag wigs.








[size=40pt]Jonah must show me his Pry Sch Leaving Cert![/size]

another prized f00l. Did u win ur own 5tupidity in a competition?

Automotive gas oil. That's diesel

saharachic:
Wetin we nor go see for this nigeria sef. The rate of crime we have witnessed under gej is very alarming.
Only GMB can erase these crimes for SURE!

Vote Right, No More Corruption, The SURE end to Crime, Terrorism and Insurgency.
Vote GMB Febuhari 14th!!!!

are u 5tupid for a living?.

saharachic:
Wetin we nor go see for this nigeria sef. The rate of crime we have witnessed under gej is very alarming.
Only GMB can erase these crimes for SURE!

Vote Right, No More Corruption, The SURE end to Crime, Terrorism and Insurgency.
Vote GMB Febuhari 14th!!!!

are u 5tupid for a living?

cutieberie1:
hmm observin
my heart wil melt wen i want it to

right now u r on solidified mode

dorlapoh20:
right on point op

waiting patiently for someone to melt my heart

drink conc H2S04. Ur heart will melt

jeflexy:
Well, as for me, i would rather let the snake sting me so I'll die at once instead of been torn into pieces by the lion or crocodile...

after the sting. U will fall off the tree. And then thorn to shreds by those crocks.

ericessien24:
Nigerians living foreign life without being to an airport

and u think all the foreign countries are cold.