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Wow. What am I? I think I'm falling for her, make we rub boobs together. Pls pinch me

May God guide and protect our ways. Death is our last bus stop but untimely death will never our portion. Our ways/path are covered with the blood of jesus.

EFCC pls order MMM to unfreeze our account biko. I no won drink gari 4 xmas n new year.

Who's tinubu? Eni'ti inue tibu. Is he God?

*FUNNY NIGERIANS*.
1. When they loot money, they keep it in Switzerland.
2. When sick, they go to Germany.
3. When investing, they go to America.
4. When buying Mansions, they visit London.
5. When shopping they go to Dubai.
6. When on holidays, they visit Paris or Bahamas.
7. When educating their children,they select Europe.
8. When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia or Jerusalem.
9. BUT,when they *DIE*, they all want to be *BURIED in NIGERIA*.
Please, help me ask them,
*NIGERIA NA CEMETERY?*

Hmmm. Well meaning Nigerians!! U go see them soon.

This one better oo. My mum use a whole bunch of broom head to hammer my breast when I was 12yrs so as not to have a bigggg breast. Tnx to her cos my breast is just average. Not too big not too small. I duno if its the work of the broom or just what God says I will have.

Pls send me his no to my email. Cynthianickda@yahoo.com

Rip.

My hubby has made me have a heart like a stone. Months back I do cry when ever he frustrate me but now, all I know is to smile, even if he doenst drop money food stuff let alone monthly upkeep, I SMILE and get from my goons out there. They will take care of me in a way he can't. Smiles

Happy married life. To be sincere marriage tire me oo, my hubby just dey unleash diff attitude.

God pls grant me USA visa. I'm tire of green white green biko

Its mine pls. How can I get it back for christ sake.

No b only man to cheat oo. Expect women too n everything will work out fine.

Thank God for the gift of life

Can she brush them up next time so as to look more lookable cos all I can see is small small black ants. I almost throw up my delicious fried rice

I just love this man. I love the fact that he can talk to anybody on earth. Lol. He makes me laugh when he starts to rubbish people at the top.

Kabiyesi o, kade opelori, kibata peles, ki'emi pe'lara

Hmmm. APC has really opened my eyes o. If its possible to vote round the states with just 1 voters card, I would gladly travel round the 36 states to vote. But guess what? God almighty will chase the devil out. Who is the devil?

Nice one