₦airaland Forum

It seems Biggie wants to re-pair abi un-pair.

Tobi is stuck! Its obvious he has lost focus. All his strategy now is Cee-C and she has him wrapped.

Biko, where is the dollars? All i see here is 200 naira notes.

dainformant:
A bride appeared to be unhappy at her wedding ceremony - a day which was supposed to be one of the happiest days of her life. The bride identified Duchess Alexis tied the knot to her sweetheart, Domor Mienye in style and appeared to have been provoked at the wedding ceremony as her husband tried to pacify her even by spraying her money. According to her, the Master of Ceremonies MC 'did her strong thing' at the wedding.

A Facebook user, Hon Ala Mathias shared the post below;

That Moment When The Bride Duchess Alexis Is Been Stubborn To Laugh For Her Husband My Paddi Domor Mienye So He Is Petting Her And Spraying Some [b]Dollar[/b]s On Her To Make Her Laugh Without She Still Not Laughing. But Only One Joke From MC/Comedian Endurance Keyamo Made Her To Laugh Like Never Before Congratulations Once More My Correct Pipo!

The new wife (Duchess Alexis) reacted to the post by writing; The MC do me strong thing I swear....

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/man-tries-pacify-unhappy-bride-provoked-wedding-photos.html

Dear Santa, all I need is a well paying job for my hubby. He is sooo diligent.

Marcelinho:
Please has any one collected Npower Brain Pad (Speedstar), if yes where did you collect it, cos am yet to get mine and the text message is not forth coming.

I selected Speedstar too and i am yet to get a message. I went to MTN Opebi last week and the lady in charge said the device is not ready. I also called Speedstar distributor and i was told that its MTn delaying the device because the device has been delivered to MTN.

Please where can i get the link/spoiler for woman of steel and price of fame?

NYSC Online registration portal will be opened from 24th October - 12th November  to enable prospective Corp members register for the 2017 Batch ‘B’ mobilization.

Requirements

Passport size photograph
o Ensure your face (eyes, nose, ears, mouth and jaw) is fully shown without bending
o Ensure the picture fills the frame
o Ensure the Photo background is white or off-white with no shadow.

• On no account should prospective corps members register by PROXY.

• PCMs should ensure that they have functional e-mail addresses with valid password and Nigerian (GSM) telephone numbers with which to register.

• Correct JAMB and Matriculation numbers

• Married female prospective corps members should upload copies of their marriage Certificate, evidence of newspaper Change of name, husband's identity card and their husband’s place of domicile during registration (Utillity bill or Lassra).

• Those who graduated from Institutions outside Nigeria, (Foreign-trained graduates), are to Upload the following documents during online registration;
* WAEC/NECO/GCE certificate
* First Degree/HND certificate
* International Passport showing date of arrival and departure
* Full Transcript
* Resident Permit (if applicable)

• All Part-time graduates are also expected to register on-line, even though they qualify for Exclusion.

For PCMS in IKORODU, visit DE-ROCK CLASSIC CAFE LTD (Shop 35, Olowu Complex, Opposite LASPOTECH, First Gate, Ikorodu, Lagos) for your registration. For more info call 07034309256, 08033483620

Note: PCMs that wants to register early can visit our office as early as 6am on 24th October.

Please add me to the whatsapp group. 07034309256

biz2get:
Tigmax Generator 3.5...


Very Good Condition,

40,000Naira(Asking) negotiatable

Call me zero8 13 79 49 79 seven

Lagos Only. Except if you have a way to pick it up.. Call me.

I am interested but why do you want to sell?

I hate Beans and Corn (Adalu)

Don't laminate. Its better to keep in a clear bag. I heard some embassies do not accept laminated documents.

My 2years+ son doesn't fall for it again ooo. He'll ask me to follow him or to go and bring the shoe for him.

chichijas:
I wrote my waec examination few months ago, and result has been released.
this is what i got as my result:
MARKETING = C6
GEOGRAPHY = D7
CIVIC EDUCATION = B3
ENGLISH LANGUAGE = D7
GENERAL MATHEMATICS = C4
AGRICULTURAL SCIENCE = D7
BIOLOGY = C6
CHEMISTRY = C4
PHYSICS = E8

i want to know if i can be admitted into polytechnic or university for computer science with this result?
pls i need enlightment.

You can apply for part time in Lagos State Polytechnic. The duration of the programme is about 2 years and 3 months. There are about three different part time programmes you can choose from i.e. Part Time Evening (Daily), Part Time Day ( Daily) and Part Time Weekend.
If you need more information, call me on 07034309256 or visit the school's website www.mylaspotech.edu.ng

PLANETOFBETS1:
I love it when they kill Igbo guys


Stupid boy want to graduate b4 me

Rest in pieces asswipe

You need to visit a rehab

Dum4christ:
Please friends, what course can this result get for my little sis....she is confused. She initially wanted medicine by obviously she is very far from it. jamb score is 219........

MARKETING B2
ECONOMICS B3
CIVIC EDUCATION B3
ENGLISH LANGUAGE C5
GENERAL MATHEMATICS B3 AGRICULTURAL SCIENCE C4
BIOLOGY C6
CHEMISTRY C6
PHYSICS C6

It depends on the school she chose in Jamb. If its a federal school, maybe she should change to a less competitive institution.

chichijas:
I wrote my waec examination few months ago, and result has been released.
this is what i got as my result:
MARKETING = C6
GEOGRAPHY = D7
CIVIC EDUCATION = B3
ENGLISH LANGUAGE = D7
GENERAL MATHEMATICS = C4
AGRICULTURAL SCIENCE = D7
BIOLOGY = C6
CHEMISTRY = C4
PHYSICS = E8

i want to know if i can be admitted into polytechnic or university for computer science with this result?
pls i need enlightment.

GCE REGISTRATION IS STILL ON. You can register for GCE, study hard and pray for a good result.

poshest:
why dont i like this baby monkey called monica. Shes cunny. #teamaltagracia

Monica is cunny? How?

helicopterman:
its a 3.8kva capable of powering a 1HP split or window unit A.C ...

Reason for selling is i have two of the model already, the recent was a wedding gift.

Ok . I'll call for negotiation

helicopterman:
also for sale ELEPAQ GENERATOR WORKING FINE STABLE CURRENT, JUST MINOR OIL AND BRUSH UP.. FIX UP COS IT HASNT BEEN USED FOR A WHILE. LOCATION IS SATELLITE TOWN LAGOS ABULE ADO. PRICE IS 45K NEGOTIABLE . 08092783752

What's d kva? Why do u want to sell?

DammyBae:
Really,have been searching for my bro in ikorodu here ok.No bank is selling

First Bank(Laspotech Branch) is selling @ N14,450. U can also register with us @ DE-ROCK ENTERPRISES, Opposite LASPOTECH, Sagamu Rd, Ikorodu, Lagos.
U can also call/whatsapp 07034309256

#ProudlyIkoroduAmbassadors

It was recommended that we all have at least a Whistle or more at home so that we can blow it to alert our neighbors if we notice any suspicious act, a trace or slight indication that anyone is trying to break into our homes.

The Notorious #Badoo Gang is real in Ikorodu.

Imagine we all have a whistle, and someone's trying to force him/herself into my home, either through the door, window, ceiling or trying to remove my burglary proof, i blow my whistle, you hear the sound, you blow yours. She hears yours, she blows hers. He hears hers, he blows his. Someone calls the landlord / CDA representatives, it got to the vigilantes, they call the police.

Suggestion: Let every member of a family have a whistle each and at least a person should have his/her own around his/her neck at all times.

We must also be care and vigilant, watch who you talk to, what you say in public and trust nobody.

Most especially Pray for God's guidance and protection always.

Badoo Gang is a Network, Pastors, Alfas and Babalawos could be among them.

They are not ghosts, they don't disappear or appear in victim's house.

They'll definitely have charms, Juju and Co...
That's why we need to be prayerful.

Don't ever think they are just Men, even Females will be among.

#OurIkoroduOurResponsibility

#copied

Create in me a clean heart, and purify me. Psalm 51

santanamimi:
Kenwood Food Processor @ 10k

Location: Lagos

Is it still available?

hmmmm.. Naija i hail thee

mmafhew:
FULL STORY OF TODAY'S PROTEST Very early in d morning today by 7am...students gathered with d sug president with one voice to protest for our right......the vice President with Aluta spirit vibrated to call all d attention of students in gaining d floor for president to speak on d game plan for d protest.... Here comes d president in Aluta voice gave an order to block d express road of first gate for good 30mins...after his speech all student rush down to d express... Sincerely dere was a massive holdup...we can ground with our Aluta spirit for more than 30mins.....after dat seen suddenly we saw a group of soliders coming towards the student....we thought dey want to clear d road for themselves so dat dey can pass...suddenly there vehicle drove towards d student in high speed which course all d student to split running for dere lives....student were beaten seriously.. Gun was cock at d student...at dat point students want to use dere school as an escape route but d school security denied d student of dere studentship by lock d school gate against the student
Student move In massive after d violence beating and treats of d soilders to d Bale palace inside first gate...the Bale is not giving a good response on way foward students decide to move back to d school premises before getting dere very close to d gate d soilders came after student again everybody find his or her square route through dis process student number over fences and even brake fences to escape... The soliders started entering inro hostels to beat student up...
Here we are fighting for our right as student..we re beating tormented... We re still on our ground to never retreat but to continue tomorrow morning as early as 6am
Alutal continual✌
From the table of

It was like WW3 in Firstgate yesterday. The soldiers were so ruthless and of course the protest was peaceful.

shindarayo:
Woow fin love,fin cares.i see u sis.fin isnt a place for judjianas.its a place wre women re liberated.u cant be a member and still be ignorant.to all my fin sis in the house.I SEE YOU ALL.

I see you, Sis!

Another name for Saul is DICKHEAD

nairalandefcc20:
If u know u can write very well plagiarism free content and willing to relocate to the south shoot me a pm

I just sent you a message

morgan100:
N1000 almost becoming useless, go market with N5000, d tinz N5000 go buy no go full poly bag, naija dey hot.
That was how I went to market the other day, after I buy everything way I won buy, e dey do me like say I misplace money, because the tinz I buy small for bag, and money don finish for pocket.

Na from inside bus na im my calculation dey start.. Poly bag ke? 7k no dey fill that yellow and black nylon again.
It is well with Nigeria.

liza207:
hola mi familia como estas. long time here.
iron rose is so hot hot hot it's off the roof. aracely aranmbula is an amazing actress. you can't help but be addicted to this iron rose novela. will give no hint but my people watch it

Pls, can u dm the link to read about it... I have been searching on caray caray but all to no avail

For those that are interested in the Lagos State Polytechnic Part-Time/Full time Programme, this is to info you that the form is out for sale, The forms are in categories and are listed below.


Full-Time (HND) - N7,800 (Bank Charges Inclusive)
Part-Time ND (Weekend) - N7,800 (Bank Charges inclusive)
Part-Time HND (Weekend) - N7,800 (Bank Charges Inclusive)
Part-Time (Evening) - N7,800 (Bank Charges Inclusive)


For detailed info, visit the school's website www.mylaspotech.edu.ng or feel free to whatsapp or call me on, 07034309256 or 08033483620