Nairaland used to be so much more. Now all we have are Misogynists and homophobic '*****' who think the world revolves around them. They keep reveling in the past glories of some other men but when all is said and done, these people are empty upstairs.... like 'pls kill me now I can't believe I'm talking to a human being' feeling.

Men invented A and B... Men, not you. As far as I am concerned, nobody is named 'men'. Your superiority is not a function of your gender. We have stupid men and these men go to show just how dumb they are each time they open their mouth.

So sweet

dabriggs: These Mods. abeg leave my word the way I use am for my sentence...

I like "a.rse" not "b.ottom".

If I want your opinion on my choice of words, I will give it to you.

Just for the record. I don't care if you ban me o!Infact please ban me and I won't even notice.

"Ar.se...ar.se...arse...!!!"

lol.
I dunno for sure what i would do, but i would feel so terrible about it that i would want to break up. My trust for d guy go pora quick quick. I pray it neva happen to me

PointB:

@Topic

This is how blackmail terrorism works.

Terrorists make demands; government meets demands, terrorists use government benevolence to recruit more members more weapons, and territories.
Terrorists make more demands; government meets more demands; terrorist improved the networks, and legitimacy

Terrorist makes more demands; government say no; then Kaboom! Kaboom! Gbosa! Gbosa!! Government looks helpless and confused having fed terrorists fat.

The best response to give the boko haram savages is bullets, hot leads!

lol

I keep a diary and i am proud of keeping one
Somebody i know thinks only disturbed people keep on e, ,
Is that true?
Have you ever kept a diary? if yes, why? and what do you think of pple that keep diaries?
I keep a diary because i find it hard to talk to people and most of my emotions are bottled up inside me, so my diary is used as a 'means' of venting out all my frustration ,

So, what do you guys think about keeping diaries?

@Negro_Ntns
i gbadun your style oh
i never knew History could be this interesting,
you're not a lecturer now, are you?
if you're not, then you probably missed your calling

separate bedroom
it's just for HIS well-being
i become jackie chan when i sleep

zulizill4real@yahoo.com

thanks olawoye, i'm also interested

i disagree with sir alex

Sam Milla
bro, u too much

i don laugh die

El razor, u suck
u must be a muslim to av such low opinion of women

bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards
bastards bastards

oloriburuku bastards

still a virgin

*rollin on the floor with tears coming out of my eyes?*
legs like tree trunk?
abeg no kill me oh

nice 1

Bulga:

There is more to marriage than sex, but sex is a very important part of the whole package, It improves marriage. I have heard of cases where some married women starve their husbands of sex. I don't want to end up with an asexual as a wife, it won't work. I would love to marry someone who has a compatible desire for intimacy. For that reason, I must have an intimate relationship with any girl who will be my wife.

this is what i've been battling with for some time now
call it teenage crisis

pls, nairalanders, wht do u think?

i like mine
agbeke

no wonder u fat pass my doorway

lincDzinc:

, i wuld start eating three times daily, instead of my usual 6 times,

neo_welsh:

I will always shave my private part hairs

y do guys leave it n the 1st place
ayama
olohorun

@ topic
when she kiss u first

or
^{dreamy eyes} _{heavy eyes} ^{far away look} _{puckered lips}

those are the body languages

too good to be true

stereo2:

To be candid, most of those pick up lines are just too lame.In the first place, if you tell a babe how much you love her or show how desperate you want to have her, you screw the game up.Don't compliment her 'cos she gets that line every now and then and that only make you appear like those wimps trying to get into her pants.You have to be DIFFERENT!

What i do somtimes is that i get her attention first, stuff like
i bet it worked with all ur girls

Hey, then she turns to look at me.

I give a "james bond" smile and then i tease her, accuse her of hitting hard on me, bust her balls and when i want to get numba, i wold like,

Hmmmmmm, punch your number on my cell phone so i call you if you are nice.

I think something should separate you from those wimps jumping at her everytime.

stereo2:

To be candid, most of those pick up lines are just too lame.In the first place, if you tell a babe how much you love her or show how desperate you want to have her, you screw the game up.Don't compliment her 'cos she gets that line every now and then and that only make you appear like those wimps trying to get into her pants.You have to be DIFFERENT!

What i do somtimes is that i get her attention first, stuff like

Hey, then she turns to look at me.

I give a "james bond" smile and then i tease her, accuse her of hitting hard on me, bust her balls and when i want to get numba, i wold like,

Hmmmmmm, punch your number on my cell phone so i call you if you are nice.

I think something should separate you from those wimps jumping at her everytime.

{continue frm where justfash50 stopped}
, on my cradle bed
and tears of sweet affection shed

My Moooooooother

iice:

U can say that again!

seconded

gigitte:

count from one to ten
take a deep breath
count from one to ten
take another deep breath
beat the f@ck outta that ni**a
collect your ring from the biatch
and announce to all, the wedding is off
and drink away your sorrows at the bar

*rollin on the floor wit laughter*
ROTFLMAO

@kayowalemi
i love the letters

so romantic

culd u post another one?please?

controlling

he became boring
and he's married

haahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

will be dragged 2 eid {with an empty stomach}, get home to eat then hang out with my friend

600naira dodo

hahahaha