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Education › Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet In The Bank. by nickz(m): 2:03pm On Oct 07, 2014

Caracta:
Some customers fill their bottles with the water. I just tire.

lol

Nairaland General › Re: Dogs Attacked My Brother Inside Our Flat ─ Seven-year-old by nickz(m): 12:20pm On Oct 07, 2014

stupid people.....my friends dog made an attempt to attack me last week,it still has a neck guard or whatever they call it for broken neck on till today huh

Romance › Re: Why Does Crazy(care Free) Girls Attract More Attention Than The Regular Babes??? by nickz(m): 12:12pm On Oct 07, 2014

bad girls ain't no good,and the good girls ain't no fun

i guess.... sad

Romance › Re: What Type Of Fruit Are You ? by nickz(m): 11:41am On Oct 07, 2014

i would be a freaking FRUIT-SALAD then

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by nickz(m): 11:23am On Oct 07, 2014

Rather Be__Clean Bandit Ft Jess Glynne

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by nickz(m): 11:17am On Oct 07, 2014

chris brown__new flame

Education › Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet In The Bank. by nickz(m): 10:08pm On Oct 06, 2014

the water drinkers......i agree water dispensers are put in banking hall for customers in the bank that don't feel like going outside to drink water...some of them go drink more than 5 cups huh

?? and i start wondering if this is freakin sahara desert

one day i was waiting with my friend who was clearing his cheque at standard bank....one dude just walked in,took cup almost emptied the dispenser into his belly...............threw cup and headed straight for the exit
like say na pure water company

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Romance › Re: She Always Reminds Me She Has A Boyfriend by nickz(m): 9:50pm On Oct 06, 2014

4G friendzone

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Education › Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Hostels by nickz(m): 9:46pm On Oct 06, 2014

lolu007:
How can u guys forget the MACHO MEN.. Those that intimidate with their chest and six packs always lifting those heavy irons and walk around shirtless

hehehehehehehehe

those ones think say school na gyming house

Education › Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Hostels by nickz(m): 9:33pm On Oct 06, 2014

the comedians grin

;D_____if your lodge doesn't have one comedian,you are missing out...come and borrow from mine
these guys know how to crack my ribs open,they are good at insults that would make you even laugh at yourself......

when a babe visits you they must make sure they disgrace you in front of her
they keep it fun 100percent

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Romance › Re: One Wrong Turn......true Story by nickz(m): 9:20pm On Oct 06, 2014

ggrin:
*ghost mode deactivated*
Nice one bro/sis
Nickz

wetin dey sup??

Rap Battles › Re: Topical Battle Of The Loverboys.. Title: I Want You To Be Mine by nickz(m): 6:12pm On Oct 06, 2014

Sammcarter:
In the morning. .waking up/
i open the window to let in sun/
just then i saw this lady come/
and pass through ma window with her @ss swaying up/
and down. Her face almost made me fall/
in short those thighs in short made ma head turn. .like i was in a bar takING SHOTS!/

Quickly brushed, wash ma face, i vex comb me hair/
like patoranking i no bath. .i quickly wear chain and dress to impress/
saw her outside and walked in swaggish bigboy steps to the girl/
said helo, caught her attention, and. . . . . . . .u know the rest/

Ok there's no story am forming this time/
i just want u to come and be mine/
i know its tough. . .other guys will come with big lies/
but u see affection in ma eyes. . .dont look elsewhere bae. . .there's no love in 'disguise'/
(these guys)

Yeah dats how to spit lyrics/
wtf? I shouldn't be bragging this minute/ :/
i wont mind going through diss mean heat/
cos i love u. .u know i mean it/
i wont only fall in love for u. . .i'll carry ma bed. .and sleep in it!!/

U said i'll have u if i make good lines/
but i know ur kidding, u the playful type/
seeing u is a grateful sight/
don't think its another Enugu guy seeking coal if i say i want to make u Mine!!

-carter-

can someone please give this modafuqa a recording contract
*dies*

Romance › Re: Guys! How Many Naira Land Babes Profile Have You Checked So Far??? by nickz(m): 6:01pm On Oct 06, 2014

the only time i do is when people open this " most beautiful ish"kind thread huh

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Come To America To Sleep With Black Women by nickz(m): 5:18pm On Oct 06, 2014

prettythicksme:
oh you want me to tackle you righti dey house for you.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Come To America To Sleep With Black Women by nickz(m): 5:02pm On Oct 06, 2014

prettythicksme:
nickz be warn ooo,I go vex for you

thought you knew how to tackle! grin

good thing i'm schooling you tongue

Education › Re: How Long Should Be Spent In The BATHROOM by nickz(m): 5:00pm On Oct 06, 2014

Khaynet:
Yeah I mean wu buys the petroleum and pays the electricity bills?

na God

TV/Movies › Re: Has Any Movie Made You Cry?? by nickz(m): 3:05pm On Oct 06, 2014

5naira:
spartcus

this your signature sha?? cheesy

is this whatsapp??

Education › Re: How Long Should Be Spent In The BATHROOM by nickz(m): 2:56pm On Oct 06, 2014

Khaynet:
Chaiiiii pls wuz shouldering the cost?

what cost??
this is nigeria my brother people dig boreholes for themselves
the cost is not the issue

electricity supply and availability of petrol is the issue grin

Education › Re: How Long Should Be Spent In The BATHROOM by nickz(m): 2:38pm On Oct 06, 2014

Khaynet:
Ur Own case super

na the biggest size of thank sure pass......we they pump water after every bath in my family

Education › Re: How Long Should Be Spent In The BATHROOM by nickz(m): 2:15pm On Oct 06, 2014

if its the shower.............close to 30 mins(i llistened to almost all the track on david guettas album in just one shower) grin

bathtub......which is only when i'm at home,i sometimes fall sleep in it grin

TV/Movies › Re: Has Any Movie Made You Cry?? by nickz(m): 1:59pm On Oct 06, 2014

yeah.........spartcus makes me shed tears on every scene huh

Nairaland General › Re: How To Keep Your Cool When Someone Attacks You On Nland. by nickz(m): 1:51pm On Oct 06, 2014

ggrin:

Investment › Re: Which Bank Is The Best To Bank With In Nigeria? by nickz(m): 1:50pm On Oct 06, 2014

MEILYN:
Na saving box sure pass

Investment › Re: Which Bank Is The Best To Bank With In Nigeria? by nickz(m): 1:47pm On Oct 06, 2014

onatisi:
half hour to verify passport!!! Dem dey tear am abi wettin?

i no know oh,maybe dem one use am pray as bible........other banks don't even verify
i don't know if its from this branch close to me but they re the only ones that do pta on appearance huh

Sports › Re: Most Annoying Football 'goal Celebration' by nickz(op): 1:43pm On Oct 06, 2014

ggrin:
...........Smb

if i slap that "b" you're shaking ehn huh

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Investment › Re: Which Bank Is The Best To Bank With In Nigeria? by nickz(m): 1:40pm On Oct 06, 2014

successismine:
first bank na im worst pass dat kin ancient modern bank first bank na im worst pass dat kin ancient modern bank. #anyway am new here show me so love

love oshi bawo grin

first bank sometimes are so ancient that i feel they write all their transactions in a book and still keep files huh

but they are effective tho

Investment › Re: Which Bank Is The Best To Bank With In Nigeria? by nickz(m): 1:37pm On Oct 06, 2014

gtb/first bank

most useless bank should be wema bank they take more than half an hour to verify common passport

Politics › Re: Why Africans Hate Nigerians So Much by nickz(m): 1:04pm On Oct 06, 2014

LaBellaMafiaZA:
I doubt I'll be able to tell. And it really doesnt matter to be honest, because English is not our home language. As long as nobody butchers it to mince & it's coherent, it's all rainbows & lollypops.

But I'll try to look out for what you're talking about for experiment sake.

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