₦airaland Forum

Committee to rig wike out abi?

You Rig, you d**

Ok

Another murderer, nansense!

President Buhari deserves credit for rebuilding what has been destroyed.“If anyone thinks this a failure, let them talk to those millions of farmers we have empowered to create riches for themselves and the nation, for whom fertilizer is available everywhere at the regulated price of N5,500 instead of N13,800, a year ago.“Let them ask the manufacturers and importers of goods who bought the Dollar at N525:00 and are happy that it is down to N360:00 and still improving.“Let them go back and read the accomplishments highlighted inthe speech, to see the advancements in security, agriculture, the ease of doing business and anti-corruption, tomention a few,’’ he stressed.

Ladies and gentlemen, you can now see Buhari's achievements since may 29, 2015

I have never seen a comment as senseless as this

checkolatunji:
Calm down Op just opened a thread on what he saw, so you don't have to pour out your frustration at him this early morning.

BTW wetin concern you and all this useless politicians sef? They are not worth dying for

Lol...die ke

Op...Ben Bruce has been in business even before your father was born, he worth more than that sef

And one monkey former president dey here dey act comedy skit

safarigirl:
I bet I'm not older than you, but see how you are embarrassing your entire lineage because of a woman who is partly responsible for the impoverished state of your region

Now, between us both, who is the real f00l?

And you think any Fulani is better than me?

You must be insane!

safarigirl:
He he...Mama Peace comparing herself to Michelle Obama? That alone is enough reason to have her jailed

You are maaad!

Old f00l

In BMC's voice***Photoshop

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MhizzAJ:
Can he do anything with this his potbelly
Old man that wouldn't respect himself

Sharrap is he your mate?

U expecting an old man like Dino to start walking out in order to reduce potbelly?

Who be super falcon Fans? Issorite!

Bishopkukah I love you

On behalf of my company am here to sympathize with the family of DSTV who died after a brief illness from shock due to the launching of a Nigerian brand TSTV

He died leaving his only surviving son Engr. Gotv

RIP to the dead!

When TSTV meets DSTV

9japrof:
TSTV made a tactical mistake, they never had their distribution channels in place before launching.

The incentives for distributors is so poor, why would I pay 4.4 million naira to get 1000 decoder kits only to sell for 5000 naira each meaning investing 4.4 million to earn a paltry sum of 600k. They should do better...

TSTV is an amalgamation of channels, nothing special, a lot of channels on their bouquet are channels being picked by 1.8 meter dish users, e.g the beIN sports, MBC series etc.

Real DTH aggregators own their channel series, e.g multichoice( the owners of DSTV) own the supersport channels, buh TSTV own nothing, they own no channel of their own, only gathering free channels and broadcasting to Nigerians .

The Internet feature they are broadcasting to Nigerians cannot be available in all nigerian states(I pray to be wrong on this) startimes have this feature on the combo box which a lot of their users are not even aware of, some are using it presently in Nigeria and I think that feature can only be used in not more than 5 states in Nigeria.


TSTV if not careful would go the way of HITv, the company have launched into the country running at a loss, that's why the branding and hyping to convince Nigerians to buy, if the sales and turnover anticipated is not achieved, either more money is pumped in to sustain the business or the business would be on a downward spiral.

KweseTV that has been there building structures to ensure distribution channels before launching is still way better and would outlive TSTV in the long run.Kwese even went ahead with their commitment to give out free decoders to thousands of dealers.

NB: the kwese brand is owned by strive masiywa, the brain behind econet wireless and TSTV is even broadcasting one of their channels kwese free sport(KFS) on their bouquet asking you to pay for the channel that kwese is broadcasting for free

Please ignore this DSTV guy!

toluxa1:
For super dealer: N12million for 3000 decoders and a registered company and two installers and an office space.
For sub dealer: N4.4million for 1000 decoders, a registered company and 1 installer with an office space.
For retailer: N46000 for 10 decoders with passport photograph and an active email address/ phone number.

We have a single bouquet and different subscription packages.
Our monthly subscription is N3000 with 10GB data, our 15 days subscription goes for N1500 with 5GB data.
We have 10days subscription for N1000 with 3GB, and weekly subscription for N750 with 2Gb data.
We also have 3days subscription for N500 with 1GB data and daily subscription for N200 with 500MB data

For a super dealer, their office will be branded and they'll gain 8% from the subscription.
A sub dealer will gain 5% while a retailer gains 3%.

For a super dealer, you buy at the rate of N4000 and sell at N5000.
For a sub dealer, you buy at the rate of N4400 and sell at the rate of N5000.
For a retailer, you buy at the rate of N4600 and sell at the rate of N5000

Ur Abuja address?

Effect of Igbo ibadan

Please where can I buy 100pieces?
@abuja

sekxy:
hahahahaha,,nne you too,anywhere atall,just an invite,I will be there

Why are u everywhere like MTN?

Is it a crime to follow u?

Oyindidi:
Na your eye I take see am?

Somebody help me with lil Wayne picture

Martinez19:
if you can't help, shut up!

fvck u!

Oyindidi:
Up Nairaland!!!!!
Who be the guy in red?

Una no dey take eye see big bulge

And you have to bring pope, a well respected clergy into that your useless state matter?

Osibanjo is now the VP from your zone, wld you mind calling him on phone after all you voted your brother into power against the one that gave us a robust economy where everyone used to eat three square meal

madridguy:
Someone should help me out with stage 3

What is AMALA doing there

Check well ewedu is in stage 5

alexialin:
God forbid, my bestie must be rich. Am always praying for him to land a better job. And am so certain he won't change.
We are two beautiful humble people ,who has seen it all.

He's grounded. No matter what level he gets to.. Be it millionaire or billionaire, I still make sense in looks and career as a companion.

He knows the drill. Even as he is, babes no dey let am rest. Even when he subtle rejects their pressure. They are still on his case. Cause na fine boi with great purpose .
Guy like him is kind of rare. That's why we are best of friends.

I had to trust he will not derail and be focused and he has to trust me, I won't fool around with the very rich guys.

We trust each other blindly.

I jokingly told him one day, if we don't get married in the future? Cos we like each other this much, can we both have kids together? E go make alot of sense!

Lol.

He said what! Noo. If it's not marriage, it's just best of friends, then with no child strings or whatever attached. I hate bn labelled as baby daddy ND I can't deal with baby mama's abeg, so he says.

I replied OK then
Time will tell dear.

He will be rich, and he won't change.

Nice one there!

God will do it for you

alexialin:
Heheheheheheheh


Yes o


Is it too much?


But funny i have a bestie like what I just described, Except he's not all that rich but he's hardworking. I just pray he will always remain loyal and not fucvk up.. Still watching him quietly. and he also watching me too.. Lol..

It's well

Well I pray when money comes he won't derail

Cause we guys get too much p whenever there is too much money

My babe will ask "am I suppose to pray that u don't have too much money"?

alexialin:
My dear, it's possible to get at least two and half.

I can make do with average dickk.

Am not obsessed with giant rod dickk .

What kills it for me is character, looks,money , and loyalty .

With this four things, I will be as quiet as a mouse and over submissive join.

Make dicck go rest one place first.

Lol

Jisos!
Sister bhet why?