murdeeer

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Meen, there is absolutely nothing they do that i hate. I see them as the spice of life which makes this world more interesting. the more flaws they have, the more interesting it gets

I figured since we had a thread about what ladies hate about us,we should have one about what they do that we hate. I'll go first:
some of them sleep around.
They carry bags big enough to hide a baby inside.
They spend hours in the bathroom.
They spend forever making up.
They spend forever and a day shopping.
They waste too much time getting ready/dressing up.
Some of them don't know the difference btw sexy and slutty,and that gets them into all kinds of problems.
They are amebos.
They are desperate nd gullible-they let us get away with so much crap.
They are lazy thieves-rather than thinking of how to work and make money to take care of themselves they go around looking for a man to spend money on them.
Some of them have whored for one man or the other at different times in their life.
Note:Before anyone gets worked up and accuses me of generalisation,please know that by 'they',i meant 'some women'.

You spoke my mind! Though I don't quite agree with shopping all day long, what's the problem with that? As for spending hours in the bathroom, I'm so glad I live in a house with more than One bathroom otherwise I'd be pissed off  , BUT a quick correction, not everyone does that, at least not my lady  

They do all the right things

sjeezy8:

They do all the right things

Not All of Them Though!

hmmmm

They can be annoying most times but hey, I still love em despite their crass and annoying behaviors
because 1 of em shipped me down into this earth.

Chpstcks:

The annoying thing abt thos big bags is that they r actually empty.
They spend d whole day washing their pants a 5secs taking a shower
They r just generally annoyin wiz d dressin up thing i thnk they just love being waited for


God how annoying can dis ppl be?

LMAO!!, Calm down before you break something!

Infact what i hate most abt women is going for shopping and not having in mind exactly what they are shopping for. Infact that alone made it so difficult for me to shopping with a woman, you will end up walking round the boutiques without buying a single thing.

@prince,exactly! And some of them are nnt decisive. When they see something they like they'll tell the person selling that they're coming,walk round the entire market and end up going back to the same place to buy the thing.

Atreus:

@prince,exactly! And some of them are nnt decisive. When they see something they like they'll tell the person selling that they're coming,walk round the entire market and end up going back to the same place to buy the thing.

lol, and what does that tell you? It tells you how delibrate we are. We dont do our thigns on a whim. A lady see's something she likes and wants, but in order to makesure she's getting the best bargain, she goes round the market to ensure that she isnt being ripped-off pricewise or to makesure she doesnt see something she likes even more. lol.Thats the secret to our going round the market and buying nothing

Before Relationship

[list]
[li]When her fronting is becoming an insult rather than a statement and they are not aware of this (being rude and unfriendly is not evidence that you have high morals or taste, it just suggests you are an uncouth or juvenile foool that is not worth my time) [/li]
[li]Poor conversationalists that think it is enough to just be fine (poor: leaving the guy to generate all the conversation or being one-dimensional with boring, non-intellectual interests e.g only talking about celebrities)[/li]
[li]Thinks she should be chased and she has to do nothing (e.g. call sometimes or suggest going out once in a while)[/li]
[li]Chatting her up and in her fronting process, even though you can see she is very game, asks "Why would you want my number? Why do you want to chat to me?" (Gets me thinking: Are you really that daft or you just lack ingenuity in responding to toasting?)[/li]
[/list]

During Relationship

[list]
[li]Creating an argument out of nothing especially when all is going well (can't we just bleeping get along?)[/li]
[li]Can't argue objectively and only sees it from "me, me, me" "I want" (what about what I want?)[/li]
[li]Thinks equality is for her to have an advantage, oyinbo calls this an oxymoron ideology (basically I should drop all traditional male privileges and she keeps the female privileges)[/li]
[li]Don't know when I want to do my own stuff and not "we are couples, so we must . . . . " (we are not joined at the hips, if I was not there you will be with someone else)[/li]
[li]When I think something is wrong and I ask what it is and she says "nothing" and wonders why I continue like if "nothing" is wrong (I will only ask twice in a loving way, don't push your luck)[/li]
[li]Being indecisive and wasting my day at a shopping mall (I know you feel you look good with me next to you shopping but I have better, more worthwhile things to do)[/li]
[li]Expecting me to read minds (the lack of mind-reading ability is not proof that my feelings for you is low, please shut it, I do really care)[/li]
[li]Asking me questions she knows she would not like the answer to (do I look like some target for a rat-trap?)[/li]
[li]When a comment is susceptible to interpretation choosing to interprete as the negative connotation instead of the positive one (and then trying to start a fight)[/li]
[li]Trying to talk to me when I am watching the news or football (can't you bloody wait for the commercials or half time? Listening carefully to the news is how I avoid asking questions similar to the ones you ask sometimes) [/li]
[li]Changing clothes 3 times when we are rushing to go somewhere that she knew we are going to a week ago (part of indecisiveness)[/li]
[li]Raising her voice too frequently in arguments (not attractive, keep the GBWA¹ in the ghetto, you are now in my classy hood)[/li]
[li]She is one of the most intelligent and objective at work but then is the reverse in a relationship especially in objectivity (and asking daft questions and then wonders why I looked at her like if she is a ghost)[/li]
[li]Waiting till it is too late or almost too late before telling me about the thing she needs my help on (I am good but I can assure you that I am not Superman with a cape under my shirt)[/li]
[li]Having so much s.hit negativities and then excusing it that "that is the way women are" (you are allowed a few from the catalogue, which you should moderate when it is causing troubles, but not the whole bleeping shop of faults)[/li]
[li]When after years together, she still feels the need to test my love by trying to see how far she can go with a bad behaviour before I snap (please grow up, don't make something [relationship] so easy, so hard. How come I never fight with my homeboys?)[/li]
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1. Ghetto Black Woman Aggression

When they fart during sex.

What! Atreus boy u've said it all but wats a world without gurls lol.Seriously speaking how is it that we(guys) cope with all their flaws,unfaithfulness crap n all,but they find it so hard to tolerate ours?

Their problems don tire me. How can she enter bathroom and stay there as if she carry bed enter?. I also see them talk _gossip like forever with their friends before going out for shopping which is another issue. Sometimes i wonder if they are just being too selfish for my liking.

@Sagamite

You couldn't have done better.

Ebonyeyes:

You got that right, you can find anything from a pot and cooking ingredients to spare clothes and tooth brush _{incase we stay over} ;

Lol.
Pot ke? You people bad o!

@sagamite, I wish I could add more. Truly concise.

Sagamite, you got it on lock!

Sagamite is so on point that it seems that he has had enough!! 
My brother which one was the last straw abeg?
I go die o!!

But Au contraire, those creatures can be sooo damn sexy  it's all worth it in the end.
I guess im a sucker for curves luv. 
(infact the higher the hips to waist ratio the longer i find i can wait,whether in the shop o, getting ready o,etc

hackney:

Sagamite is so on point that it seems that he has had enough!! 
My brother which one was the last straw abeg?
I go die o!!

But Au contraire, those creatures can be sooo damn sexy  it's all worth it in the end.
I guess im a sucker for curves luv. 
(infact the higher the hips to waist ratio the longer i find i can wait,whether in the shop o, getting ready o,etc

Yes sir, when you look at what God and man has made, you realise ts all worth it in the end

Hehehehe. . . Women!

r231:

hmmmm

MAY GOD BLESS YOU!

The Sly:

They can be annoying most times but hey, I still love em despite their crass and annoying behaviors
because 1 of em shipped me down into this earth.

MAY GOD BLESS YOU!

The Sly:

They can be annoying most times but hey, I still love em despite their crass and annoying behaviors
because 1 of em shipped me down into this earth.

MAY GOD BLESS YOU!

Sagamite:

Before Relationship

[list]
[li]When her fronting is becoming an insult rather than a statement and they are not aware of this (being rude and unfriendly is not evidence that you have high morals or taste, it just suggests you are an uncouth or juvenile idiot that is not worth my time) [/li]
[li]Poor conversationalists that think it is enough to just be fine (poor: leaving the guy to generate all the conversation or being one-dimensional with boring, non-intellectual interests e.g only talking about celebrities)[/li]
[li]Thinks she should be chased and she has to do nothing (e.g. call sometimes or suggest going out once in a while)[/li]
[/list]

During Relationship

[list]
[li]Creating an argument out of nothing especially when all is going well (can't we just bleeping get along?)[/li]
[li]Can't argue objectively and only sees it from "me, me, me" "I want" (what about what I want?)[/li]
[li]Thinks equality is for her to have an advantage, oyinbo calls this an oxymoron idealogy (basically I should drop all traditional male privileges and she keeps the female privileges)[/li]
[li]Don't know when I want to do my own stuff and not "we are couples, so we must . . . . " (we are not joined at the hips, if I was not there you will be with someone else)[/li]
[li]When I think something is wrong and I ask what it is and she says "nothing" and wonders why I continue like if "nothing" is wrong (I will only ask twice in a loving way, don't push your luck)[/li]
[li]Being indecisive and wasting my day at a shopping mall (I know you feel you look good with me next to you shopping but I have better, more worthwhile things to do)[/li]
[li]Expecting me to read minds (the lack of mind-reading ability is not proof that my feelings for you is low, please shut it, I do really care)[/li]
[li]Asking me questions she knows she would not like the answer to (do I look like some target for a rat-trap?)[/li]
[li]When a comment is susceptible to intepretation choosing to inteprete as the negative connotation instead of the positive one (and then trying to start a fight)[/li]
[li]Trying to talk to me when I am watching the news or football (can't you bloody wait for the commercials or half time? Listening carefully to the news is how I avoid asking questions similar to the ones you ask sometimes) [/li]
[li]Changing clothes 3 times when we are rushing to go somewhere that she knew we are going to a week ago (part of indecisiveness)[/li]
[li]Raising her voice too frequently in arguments (not attractive, keep the GBWA in the ghetto, you are now in my classy hood)[/li]
[li]She is one of the most intelligent and objective at work but then is the reverse in a relationship especially in objectivity (and asking daft questions and then wonders why I looked at her like if she is a ghost)[/li]
[li]Waiting til it is too late or almost too late before telling me about the thing she needs my help on (I am good but I can assure you that I am not Superman with a cape under my shirt)[/li]
[li]Having so much shit negativities and then excusing it that "that is the way women are" (you are allowed a few from the catalogue, which you should moderate when it is causing troubles, but not the whole bleeping shop of faults)[/li]
[li]When after years together, she still feels the need to test my love by trying to see how far she can go with a bad behaviour before I snap (please grow up, don't make something [relationship] so easy, so hard. How come I never fight with my homeboys?)[/li]
[/list]

WOW!

You Negros should learn to love us flaws and all

Ebonyeyes:

You Negros should learn to love us flaws and all

Do you mind them. See hat Ive noticed. Men dont understand that if we critisize them half as much as they critisize us, they wont beable to stand.
Cos we give a looootttt of room for their faults and flaws and try to support and encourage, and they just always go off tangent at the slightest thing.

Rosabelle:

Do you mind them. See hat Ive noticed. Men dont understand that if we critisize them half as much as they critisize us, they wont beable to stand.
Cos we give a looootttt of room for their faults and flaws and try to support and encourage, and they just always go off tangent at the slightest thing.

Abi o my sister I can write a 10,000 word thesis on their flaws

It's the shopping that gets to me. Not the cost, but the hours spent going from one booth/shed/window to another.

ocelot2006:

It's the shopping that gets to me. Not the cost, but the hours spent going from one booth/shed/window to another.

How else we are supposed to get a bargain?