We don't have an outball...

This kain pressure dey burst pipe o

Nervy first 20.

Ok, lets switch gears up for the next 20

Grundig:
Deuteronomy 28:7 ►

King James Version

The LORD shall cause thine enemies that rise up against thee to be smitten before thy face: they shall come out against thee one way, and flee before thee seven ways.

oh yes.
for he shall make an utter end to the madness of these scumtwats after today, and their affliction shall not rise a second time.

That craze go commot them body...

Lana1:
Yes. Today is the day that the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad.
Party must shele tonight. And na una go host us.

Nihilist abeg organise Chef wey go cook for us. Tell him to prepare that Italian i like.
.

Shalom!!

I have booked Giulia Tofana to cater to all your culinary needs. Her food is to die for...

elrony:


"And on that day, your adversary shall smite thee"

Be thou certain to put some respek upon my name, thou infidel, lest the Bears of Elisha be summoned to make an eunuch out of thee....

Skimpletyger:

...he shall deliver us from the snares of the Barkabots and noisy scummies. Only with my eyes shall I behold the victory over Messi and his cohorts.
He shall give his angels charge over Kante to bind Messi, they shall bear Morata in their hands lest he falls down like an epileptic patient.
We 's thread upon the lions and adder and on Sunday shall we trample the scummies under our feet...

Shout alleluya somebody...

There is fire in the house ...

More scriptures people...

He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most high, shall abide under the shadow of the almighty

Surely he shall deliver me from the snare of the scummies, and from those noisome pests

Only with thine eyes, shall thou behold and see the reward of the wicked...when I bomb that thread multiple times on Wednesday and Sunday.

I am blessed cos I do not walk not in the counsel of the ungodly like Leyqute, stand in the way of sinners like Elrony, or sit in the seat of the scornful like Afrodoc.

Greatihex:
for me, the only thing that is sure for them is the league and 50% the league Cup.

For ucl, even if it is us that they meet, they will still go home.

i dont think you get my point.

Greatihex:
are you serious? Don't tell me you ever thought that man City will get the quadruple?

They are not even sure of the carabao cup self. Don't be surprised to see fa using the cup to bid arsene goodbye, the way they used the fa cup to secure his job for him last year.

i just like the fact that even if they win everything else, the best they can claim is a double.

No FA Cup no quadruple.

No FA Cup no treble.

God bless Will Grigg again

Leyqute:




Nihilist this mail is for you

Coman sign for your package

whats the mail there?

mehn God bless will grigg.

killing dreams of a quadruple and treble with one shot!

Cruxifizio:


E be like say you want to share inside ovrebo thunder abi?

this one pass Bogof...Elrony no even need to buy before he collect jara thunder to his blockus...

Leyqute:
Jose Mourinho (Huddersfield v Man Utd, FA Cup):

"I brought two kids (Ethan Hamilton and Angel Gomes) that played 90 minutes yesterday (for the U23s) because I don't have another player.

I know of managers who would rather leave a sub bench empty in a form of anti-ref protest.

Just saying.

Mehn Mourinho's level of Petty...

The guy is a Petty All star...

chic2pimp:


My Gee what you know about Ndubz and The streets?

i know about Tulisa's vids

if you're fan of ol school 2-step, garage, and/or Mike Skinner, you'll like this one.

it literally sounds Ndubz and The streets had a baby, and that baby wanted to drop retro bangers with 2018 sensibilities...

Pogba was seen in London on Friday night btw

Illness or Parolez

Maybe Dencia was around....

Safiaaa:
I’m angry

Errrr why?

Griffon:


Emenalo left in November for apparently being fed up of mediating between Conte and Marina. That's the news on the street.

As it stands, we don't expect the board to appoint a new TD anytime soon. It's either Conte leaves or Marina leaves. Put it this way, in a straight fight between Conte and Marina, there will be one winner.

Until that happens, we are sure to see inane acquisitions until normalcy is restored.

you mean Marina is the one scouting and buying players?

Griffon:


Fernando
Fernandinho
Fabian Delph
Gundogan

That's four different men who can do the DM work perfectly fine, all acquired within four years.

Any manager can build with these base.

but Emenalo has left and im seeing Giroud and Emerson Palmwine.

You told us that things would change after Emenalo left. Emenalo has gone and the status quo remains the same...

is Griffon the nairaland Moniker of choice for chairmen from Daura?

where is our change ffs?

afrodoc2:


I really have no idea at all about the process of getting guns legally in Nigeria.
By the way, why did you find it surprising?

Nigerian gun laws are surprisingly quite strict. My old man is legally strapped, and the legal process to obtain paperwork for his semi-auto shotgun was apparently so strenuous that it had to be...outsourced

And thats not taking the price into consideration. Legal and Origio branded shotties like a Mossberg can easily gulp the better part of a million naira, which compared to average earnings is a loot of money.

so im a bit surprised to discover that the legal barriers to gun ownership in Nigeria appears to be relatively lower than in Australia.

afrodoc2:


The U.S.A has less than 5% of the world's population but about 50% percent of the civilian owned firearms in the world. Imagine that, half of the civilian owned guns in the whole world are in the U.S.A! Then you factor in the fact that the background checks needed to buy firearms there are so cursory they are practically laughable.

What this leads to is the state of affairs in existence today. When you compare their gun deaths statistics to countries of a comparable size and similar culture it becomes clear that the Republican Party in conjunction with the NRA have successfully brainwashed the people.

There are 1.4 deaths per 1 million people in Aus, 5.1 deaths per 1 million people in Canada, but 29.7 deaths per 1 million people in the U.S.A.

In Australia the last major mass shooting was in 1996 when 35 people were killed. The gun laws were changed after that and in the 20yrs since then there have only been about 2 so called mass shootings and in these less than 5 people were killed. This is contrasted with the 20 yr period before the gun laws were changed in which there were about 15 mass shootings.

The laws essentially placed semi-automatic rifles and shotguns beyond the reach of the average civilian. Then even if you want to buy a normal firearm (not semi-automatic) you must apply for a gun licence with the state police and in your application you must demonstrate a "genuine need" for the gun, in most cases submit finger prints, provide medical information, submit 100 points of identity information and also get a recognized referee to co-sign your licence application. Then you must confirm that you have gun storage facilities which satisfy the requirements in the 1996 laws.

After all that then you MIGHT get approved for the gun licence or you might not. I tell you getting a bank loan or buying a house is easier, lol.

lol just realised that its easier to get guns legally in Nigeria than it is to get in Oz...

well, thats surprising...

Unlimited22:

Nihilist, you shaa.
Is Ross not a midfielder

so Ross is the prince that was promised..

oshey.

Marina must be his Aunty...

Griffon is Giroud a Central Midfielder?

i dont understand why we got Giroud, Emerson Palmwine and Barkley in January...after Emenalo left.

nateevs:
Kyle Scott about to come on.

Okay Chelsea fans, if you have not seen this boy, you need to. He is the future.

Future ko, Hendrix ni...

Danhumprey:
His style of typing/chatting/commenting, gave him away.

few days ago, Nihilist inquired as to whether he's Diggz or not, as expected, he flatly denied and I'm surprised Nihilist actually swallowed that lie, hook, line and sinker. I'll really be damned if he(nihilist) really believed that.

you mean crucifixio is diggz?

wow...what a surprise.

i would never have guessed....

Neymar1095:

Thats the talk of a retired loser. If Neymar listened to or believed that then he is a waste of talent. No sportsman aiming for the pinnacle of the game would have that attitude. Ffucking 2nd place mentality

+1

Henry has been in thrall of Messi ever since he moved to Spain and allowed that tax avoiding midget. Ororo also moved to Spain not too long after Henry, and you can see the difference in Mentality.

One never won the Balon Dor. The other has more Balon D'ors than the Midget.

hensben:
I saw this long time ago that Pogba is not special in any midfield position. He needs a man management coach but unfortunately mou is not that kind.

My Brother.

Paul Scholes has poor eyesight. Verifiable Fact

Paul Scholes is one of Manyoo's greatest players ever. Verifiable Fact

If a Manyoo Legend who also happens to be almost Blind can still SEE that Pogba is shyte, then there is nothing more to be said.

Griffon:


Still substitute the word 'Prime' for 'in-form', I will still have David Alaba.

Boy used to be Marcos Alonso, Marcelo and Ashley Cole put together. No jokes.

Dunno what's up with him now, I haven't seen Bayern's game in God-knows-how-long.

are you back finally?

cos we are owed some central midfielders....

and its time to collect..