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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 2:19pm On Sep 04, 2017
afrodoc2:
Those are hackneyed lines that have been used HERE before and probably more than once sef. I am sure Nihilist the show promoter will remember who first used them here.
Bigkesh has used that particular line before...i think coogar used to drop a variant of the line as well- birth certificate being an apology letter from Durex or something like that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 1:00pm On Sep 04, 2017
lowkey, I'm not particularly seeing anything funny about these pics.

For the diss to enter, the pic has to be embarassing to some degree, and then the accompanying diss needs to be sharp and cutting- a proper display of acerbic wit.

All I'm reading is the same old post from last week about betting, while looking at a picture of a man in glasses.

I'm not taking sides, but as far as I'm concerned, these disses are not landing, the punches are not connecting, there is just nothing titillating or tickling my fancy. It doesn't seem to be just me either. Nobody is quoting punchlines. Nobody is laughing, and the likes are in short supply.

This could be a sign that maybe it's time to stop...

People like to laugh at hilarious jabs. Nobody really has time for personal vendettas.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nihilist: 12:51pm On Sep 04, 2017
usbcable:
There you have it
Has he still not scored a goal in the knockout stages of an international tourney?

cheesy

My Goodness, this feels like yesterday...
A40:
All of Messi's goals came against Bosnia, Iran and Nigeria. Only 1 assist in the knockout stage! Even if Maradona didn't win in 86 its bleeding obvious he did a lot more when it mattered compared to Messi in 2014
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nihilist: 12:49pm On Sep 04, 2017
Abimloaded:
Argentina isn't the same team with Messi. Check the stats for the team with and without Messi.
Why are you sounding like this, man ??!
The stats that matter:

Argentina with Messi: 3 consecutive finals, no trophy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nihilist: 12:27pm On Sep 04, 2017
Chanchit:
And how many of them have won the balon d'or for scoring against Buffon?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 9:10pm On Sep 03, 2017
diggz:
Nihilist welcome back.... grin pictures of our akpola pls grin
Akpola never land bruh. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nihilist: 10:28am On Sep 03, 2017
Saintsammurai:
I dont argue for the sake of arguing...I talk with profound fact....how dare you idiots!!! rate veratti over rakitic...idiots that watch only 90minutes football, idiots that rate players based on the money clubs wanted to buy him...What credibility does veratti has,,,what has he done? how many best player award has he won? how many captain armband has he won at club level, is he even a fan's favourite in club level? People that dont know football will start spewing trash...Ivan rakitic won swiss league best young player when he was about 18years old, he feature in a uefa cup at just 17years old, he was a fan's favourite and leader in schackle04, where he won the german cup, he was given the captain role in sevilla where he won uefa cup,,,compare that including what he acheive in barca, to that of overrated verratti.....NONSENSE AND UNGRATEFUL IDIOTS....
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 11:00pm On Sep 01, 2017
Chelseafan1:
Omo, me sef will be great one day.

Shoe wey cost pass wey I don buy for my life na 10k cheesy grin grin grin
Don't forget say the shoe get subsidy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 10:08pm On Sep 01, 2017
Bimffo:
Nihilist, Go on soun!!!!

Snap that thing for your leg if them don deliver am to you.

No forget mention me o. grin
Omo 3 to 5 working days...

Make I rock this shoe enter parole cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 9:41pm On Sep 01, 2017
Ibime:
I still cannot see what Nateevs is paying up for. Because more people agreed with Nihilist POV? How is that the basis for a bet? A bet must be watertight legally, and tied to numbers or historical facts. I can see neither in Nateevs bet with Nihilist.
Make Bakayoko just do better thing, make I use your money buy better VISVIM jacket. Hopefully, my FPL bet go mature by next year (I'm currently leading), and I might be able to actually rock an entire outfit funded solely by Nairaland endeavours....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 9:27pm On Sep 01, 2017
diggz:
Burrr burrr Nihilist.....u can't invest all into shoes without settling the board man na angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry ;
Don't worry. I will remember you in paradise.

That shoe cost small. I still need add extra 40 quid to collect the shoe.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 9:22pm On Sep 01, 2017
Bimffo:
Nihilist shey I never late. huh sad

Take Griffon out of that list. He will waste the 20£. embarassed
https://www.nike.com/us/en_us/e/jordan/air-jordan-banned

Omo this na where the money dey go. Monday morning early momo, I will be buying that shoe.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 9:20pm On Sep 01, 2017
Nateevs the honourable man has done it o.

We thank thee sir!


Long life and Prosperity.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 9:02pm On Sep 01, 2017
nateevs:
There is now consensus. Oya send me ya akant!
paypal is

jackbauersballs@gmail.com bruh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 8:51pm On Sep 01, 2017
Greatihex:
nihilist, remember thy brother o.
I will remember you in paradise. Don't worry.
Griffon:
Hehehe. What's the guarantee?
Old soldier no dey die. You carry the bloodline of countless warriors from ariaria. Your DNA will live on after you are deceased. And your words are already immortalised online. Go forth and cöpulate to your hearts content. You are undying
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 8:47pm On Sep 01, 2017
Tochex101:
Nigga making you sweat for this cash......
Nateevs is a good man. An honourable man. I think we even share the same last name.
I'm sure he won't try to finesse me the way Ibime did to airmark....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 8:40pm On Sep 01, 2017
Griffon:
As we don drive enter Uyo town, come dey chill for G-Park, na en Bimffo dey preach about AIDS so?

Work has eaten up all the time I've got in the world, I have lost touch with my social life, why can't I just make this count?

The best ride I have ever received was dished out by an efik woman, I want to relive those memories. If I give up the ghost in the process, please Diggz, make sure Cobham Express keeps delivering.
Don't worry Your manhood will live on. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 8:34pm On Sep 01, 2017
nateevs:
Hollup! This was the prerequisite for £100.





And we are discussing Jamie Vardy in the same team, even though there is doubt on Mahrez.

Trust me it's not about being dishonourable. You haven't won. If you have, I pay you right away.
Vardy is a consistent runner. That's his game.

Besides all of that is irrelevant as you also said this:

nateevs:
If however, there's overwhelming consensus with your POV, then I will give you the money. Until then......
The validity of my POV is now completely irrelevant as you have pledged to pay me as long as people agree with me...

And bro if you refer to the voting post, I currently have more than double your votes.

So please sir, you are a honourable man. Square me my canvass money.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 8:11pm On Sep 01, 2017
nateevs:
To start with, Vardy being prolific renders payment a no no. Unless you want to argue that too.
To Mahrez, he scored 10 goals in all competitions last season. In a season that Leicester almost went down.
You will have to judge Mahrez by this season, to confirm that he is indeed not prolific.
Vardy has scored over 20 goals at least thrice. Vardy is prolific. How old was he when he scored 30 league goals.

Mahrez has never even crossed the 20 league goal Mark. And has only scored more than 6 goals once I'm his entire career.

The 4 seasons before 15/16. Mahrez never did anything. The season after 15/16 Mahrez never did anything.

I'm sure you're an honourable man. You can see that I'm also leading you considerably on the vote thread. You can also see that you concluded with your own mouth that Mathews is NOT prolific in your last paragraph. Please do the needful.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 7:49pm On Sep 01, 2017
diggz:
Please pay me my canvass money bro..... bwuahahahaha cheesy cheesy grin
Straight. Make I use nateevs money buy better Apola.

There's a mad Jordan drop in 2 days. I need to be rocking those shoes....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 7:44pm On Sep 01, 2017
Greatihex:
ok. Let me say this.
The issue of 11 hazards and 11 willian is an issue of set up and formation.
If 11 hazards are set up to play on the counter attack with a 352 formation, the team wl hv a higher probability of beating both a possession based and a counter attack based 11 willians. This is because, 11 willians wt possession wl do little or ntin to breakdown a a 352 hazard with more bodies in defence that cn transform into an organized counterattack force. This wl also b d same result wt an 11 counterattacking willian that doesn't have the intelligence to do something in a counter.


Btw, cn someone please help us with the defensive stat of hazard vs willian in frm our two title winning season, cus i am nt sure if willian has a beta stat than hazard in that aspect.
Cc. Airmark, ibime, nateevs

@Nihilist, cn you pls play a 352 counter attack hazards against that of willian let us see the result.
I'm at a pub right now with my wife and son.

Once I get back to the hotel room, I will run the simulation again.

Did you want Willian in a 352 too?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 7:42pm On Sep 01, 2017
nateevs:
This is actually figures without the context therein. Mahrez is only 26. 2 seasons ago when he was deemed a "one hit wonder" he was only 24. How many 24-year olds were leading their teams to glory?

Before the season in question, he was the age Chalobah is now and some of us still like to call Chalobah a youngster. So I don't see the point in the clause "all of his career" as though he's been around for eons.

I strongly believe that last season, he could have consolidated. But it's no news that Leicester barely escaped relegation with open rebellion against the Manager. All of them downed tools for reasons we cannot explain. Verry reminiscent of the Hazard we saw in the season right after the league title.

It is enough to conclude that Mahrez is not prolific.
Mahrez has played 6 seasons scoring 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 17 goals

He scored the 17 goals 2 years ago.

I can see the trend and see that 17 goals is am exception not the norm.

There is no evidence to show that Mahrez can or will replicate his efforts from 2 years ago, so he cannot be said to be prolific by any standard.

That's like calling Danny Simpson a world class defender because of that one season he won the EPL.

Nah. That was an anomaly mate.

Please pay me my canvass money bro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 6:28pm On Sep 01, 2017
nateevs:
This is open to debate. Having one good season is proof that you are prolific, or at the very least, capable of it.
Plus you specifically mentioned 2 years ago. That specific year Mahrez was prolific.

One thing is for sure. You CANNOT say categorically, that Mahrez IS NOT prolific.

That's the difference.


If however, there's overwhelming consensus with your POV, then I will give you the money. Until then......
Mahrez is NOT prolific.

In his entire career he only scored more than 6 league goals once in his life...and that was that 1 good season. And this period covers 6 good seasons...


Infact he has only 46 goals in 209 career games...that works out at 1 goal roughly every 5 games....

It's make we vote o.

Given the presented stats, is Mahrez a prolific attacker or a one hit wonder.

Like for prolific, share for one hit wonder. Make I do go buy canvass tommorows abeg...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 5:44pm On Sep 01, 2017
nateevs:
Hehehe....That was carefully worded mate. You omitted the key sentence.




Riyad Mahrez!
How is Riyadh Mahrez prolific?

Does having one good season make you prolific?

Brother yem that £100 pounds abeg...i have won this one...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 4:43pm On Sep 01, 2017
diggz:
Bwuahahahaha...... cheesy cheesy cheesy Nihilist u no go ki person with laff for here grin


But mahrez was in Leicester na....
Has Mahrez done anything else since to suggest he's prolific? cheesy

I'm sure Leicester 15/16 counts as team of runners
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 4:29pm On Sep 01, 2017
nateevs:
3. You cannot use isolated instances of a team of runners to show that they can consistently out-performance a team of skillful players. Pick one team, a team of all consistent runners and no prolific players. Then show me where they have consistently performed and consistently outperformed a team of prolific players with less runners and you get £100. There's none. Instead, what you will find, are isolated cases and I don't consider that as ample empirical evidence to support this point.
Chei I just saw this Bounty. My Brother see the simulation white paper I just put out....I suppose collect £100 for this


Otherwise, I tender Leicester city 2 seasons ago.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 4:21pm On Sep 01, 2017
Now that I've simulated a match, I think Football Manager seems to favour FBS's theory.

Team Nateevs had more possesion and took more shots, but ultimately Team FBS took the W.

Willian appeared to be the better GK and defender, and Team FBS appeared to score with every shot.

Same Formation, Same Manager.

11 on 11, Willian came out on top.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 4:15pm On Sep 01, 2017
I'm on annual leave today and the fam and 1 are headed down to the South Coast for the weekend.

I've spent the last 100 miles driving down the M11 and going mad from listening to the same 4 songs from Moana, so I seized the opportunity to swap seats with the Mrs and put this theory to the test.

11 Hazards vs 11 Willians.

Whipped out my laptop. Fired up Football manager 16 editor and got to work.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nihilist: 3:26pm On Sep 01, 2017
Mcleo007:
Its so easy to be a Ronaldo and do the things he does. .
Show me another Ronaldo.

I even heard El fenomeno, out of respect for the God, has told his people at home to just call him Mr Lima, or L for short.

I think we should extend that courtesy to you in appreciation of your contribution to the thread.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 1:40pm On Sep 01, 2017
diggz:
I guess everyone chooses to see whatever they want to see in that statement.

FBS is simply trying to say he will pick 11 players who will give everything for the team like willian ahead of 11 flashy players(I am deliberately not using hazard as an example here) who are not ready to do the dirty work when needed.
For what it's worth, I also believe a team of Willians beats a team of Hazards, purely because Willian is more of a generalist player, while Hazard is a specialist

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