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When man like Payet catches your keeper one on one, there's only one outcome.

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Sickbay straight.

Low Key im not surprised Conte is going for a target man striker of the Carrol's physique.

I think hes trying to replicate the Llorente - Tevez, big man-little man combo that worked well for him at Juve.

Thats probably why he went back in for Llorente sef and why he is said to have preferred Lukaku

Morata is supposed to be that target man to hold up the ball for Hazard and othera, but the Spaniard keeps falling down into the sunken place - Lord lift him up.

diggz:
Bwuahahahaha Nihilist let me be oh!!

Lordfalcao see our brother o

Normally the name Emenalo would have been attracting many curses by now....

My nigga Griffon would have been posting articles from acclaimed Chelsea writers blaming the man...

Diggz for don dey shout fvck Emenalo

Conte say he no dey sign players.


Emenalo no dey around


We no get TD sef.

Brotha diggz, who we gon swear for today bruh?

hardeycute:
"At the moment" obviously means competitive matches

Shot(on target)
vs Arsenal 19(6)
vs Leicester 17(7)
vs

That's good to hear. Even better that he's taking extra finishing training.

All spirits of sunkenness must be banished by fire by force

I hope what Conte said below is badly worded due to a lack of Fluency in English, otherwise.....

In every training session we try to have the situation to improve our striker at finishing. In every training we try to have this situation.

We have to continue to work and maybe then arrive the game where you score a lot of goals.

At the moment we are shooting 20 times and not scoring.

The wording of this paragraph suggest that Morata is not even scoring in training. I hope that the 20 times comments is referring to shooting in actual games and not on training pitch.

You know who's bidding for Sanchez in a straight non-swap deal?

Hint: It's not the bloody scummies

Raumdeuter aren't you forgetting something?

You haven't asked Airmark how Krychowiak's last game went?

airmark:
Where are you in Ibadan?. I hope you haven't gone to angle 90 or ekotedo to play free kicks.

Banana shots

obainojazz:
We accept your apology Nhilist.

I would rather die than compromise my beliefs and utter such wretched lies

just checked the FA Cup and realised that I had even claimed a distinguished corpse in the last round without knowing it.

Ibime takes the L

Who's next?

Griffon:
Hehehe. There is always a Peter who will deny you three times in every camp.

It is only shocking that this particular Peter happens to be the captain of his camp

I got your mail man, I replied too. Thank you all for your concern, you all are the best Fam to have.

From Day 1, my only argument has been that Bakayoko is better than a Bag of Beans. And i stand by that. And hopefully i continue to stand by that argument...in a brand new pair of trainers come May.

I never said i was his biggest fan.

Griffon:
I knew something disastrous was brewing when we missed out on signing Tolisso.

It didn't take long before Bakayoko happened. The very day that transfer was made to Monaco's account was the day we had our chances of winning a silverware buried in the purgatory of 'HOPE'.

It is obvious even to my granny who knows nada about football that Bakayoko cant run a midfield. The last time we were seeing a Chelsea's game together, she kept complaining about the boy with a 'yellow head'.

Its an awful situation we are in, to have spent close to 80mil on average middle-men, when we could have landed decent lads for less figure.

Drinkwater can be taken in as a squad player, Bakayoko doesn't even qualify as one.

I was explaining to a pal weeks ago that Bakayoko's problems goes beyond being functional in midfield. The guy fails in almost every aspect of the game.

He doesn't have the great desire to have the ball at his feet and this is because he doesn't believe in his first touch and his ability to think through the game quickly - Psychological problem.

He doesn't have the innate ability to lead and connect with his teammates. Hardly do you see him charging his teammates to victory - Social problem.

He doesn't understand where his teammates are and when to make a quick transition - Tactical problem.

His touches are HARDLY quick, adventurous and accurate - Technical problem.

Despite standing over 6ft tall and possessing the body frame of his biggest fan, Nihilist, he still doesn't know how to shrug mates off the ball or even bully opposition players - Physical problem.

I am very sure the reason why he has a collection of hair sprays is because he is also battling some spiritual problems, most probably an ogbanje spirit.

The deed has been done already. We can take consolation in the fact that Loftus-Cheek is still out there receiving half of his wage from us. I am sure he'll dispatch the French scam from the starting XI anyday he is recalled.

Let us believe there is still hope for Chelsea.

It's abso-fucking-lutely true, we even have Barkley in our midst now.

I am DEAD!

Who is Bakayoko's biggest fan?

The players i admire are well known. Yoko is a financial investment first and foremost.

sod09:
Sanchez can never be the same player he was when in arsenal. Guardiola realised this and pull out that's a man with sense but mumu idiotic moanrinho will spend without sense, Conte is also stupid Sha.
Tell me who will he replace in your starting line up, how can they accommodate him, will he get the same freedom as he had in arsenal?
You still suffering from Costa lost

I heard its because he was demanding a higher wage than KDB who is seen as indispensable at Etihad, whilst he would only be a rotation option with aguero jesus sane silva and sterling.

diggz:
Mahrez for me o!! Burr I sincerely don't mind him as he will add goals to the team

Sanchez is twice the player Mahrez is in my opinion.

And he satisfies the raumdeuter criteria-he can drag any team to success.

raumdeuter:
sinizia you wan make I expose you alusi okija

Sinizia is the Eze Mmuo of his village. His moniker is the name the dibia gave him at his first new yam festival.

diggz:
Wages nko?

Fück the wages bruh.

We know theres no resale value and he will break the wage structure, but for a player like that? Hes worth the risk on a 3 year punt.

Leyqute:
I don't like people who call me an OPC vigilante.

So i shouldnt call you by your name?

How about OPC Doctor? Does that sound better?

MaziOmenuko:
My decision to go without Kane was stupid afterall!

Should have known better. Keep thinking Morata will reward we the faithful managers but the tool only cares about his well permed hair.

Ar'se wipe!

Eeeyaaa

I dont even know what Kane is still doing in my team. I will delete the fool tommorow.

Besides you and your fellow aproko Raumdeuter have not asked me how my double Manyoo defence is going today as usual

Are you not going to ask me?

Im reading that we're now in the chase for sanchez....

Omo that one go sweet o

Thanks for the cleansheet scummies.

Peace up A-Town

Leyqute:
Once a shekpite always a shekpite. Everything to you is a confrontation.

Leyqute!

Leyqute!

Why dont you like me?

raumdeuter:
Morata already scored a hat trick vs Stoke this season

How many Hazard don score this season if we take away penalties

You asked a question about when supporting cast would score, using Stoke as example.

I answered you with an occasion when supporting cast scored 5 goals, also using Stoke as an example.

You've now exhausted your question quota for today. Try again tommorow.

Leyqute:
Nihilist and Raumdeuter please carry your wahala and go. If we lose una go complain, if we draw na so-so trolling. Now that we are winning you don start to talk again. Won fi se yin ni?

Abeg karri yiur wahala and go

I solemnly swear that im up to no good

Ope o!

This aböki looking muthafucka wan steal my cleansheet at the last moment

raumdeuter:
Lukaku is not scoring but the support cast is scoring Martial is scoring Lingaard is scoring

But if na Chelsea If Morata doesnt score nothing dey happen as Hazard has been banned from scoring

We beat this same Stoke 5-0 just two weeks ago, and Morata did not score.

Oya talk another one

Paul lambert realising that he don buy market

Leyqute:
You're too restless today bro. You must be really idle

Its 9.30pm. Of course i'm idle. Most normal people are.

Not everyone is an OPC vigilante like yourself bruh.

Better go and get a 9-5 so that you too can be idle around this time...

raumdeuter:
City beat them 7-2

Exactly.

Manyoo drew 3-3 with them earlier.

If Manyoo dont score at least 4 then we call it a draw.

I mean Stoke have conceded at least 3 goals in ALL their away games in the league this season.

I expect 4-0 minimum or i petition FA to deduct 1 point.

funlord:
Looking more at the performance...the swagger, link up play, passes, supreme goals et al and imagining how much better it can get with some new quality additions by friday! At the end of the day you have to beat what's in front of you innit?

Anything less than 4-0 is unacceptable to us.

We beat these guys a cumulative 9-0

Leyqute:
Don't you have some diapers to change? Unku Nihilist

Are you asking me to clean your bum? I dont get down like that bruh