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Griffon:
I just dropped you a mail Fam.



That ailment got damn serious brah. I have been struggling to carry out daily activities as usual.

It is really serious.

I go check am when i reach house

Griffon:
I am still breathing bro. Whats up?

My Guy!

Which way na? Where've you been?

How you dey?

nateevs:
It will be interesting to compare minutes and goals in all competitions between both players.

There's no point in doing that tbh because I'm not trying to debate who the better player is.

Regardless of the gap in the number of minutes, I expect Batshuayi to be doing a lot better than a 37 year old backup striker playing for a team in the relegation zone.

nateevs:
I don't believe Gabriel Jesus is a back-up striker. Gabriel seems to me to be on the bench because of a change in system. He was City's main striker last season fr extended period up until his injury. Just the way you wouldn't have called Aguero the back up striker last season.

Batman was bought for this reason. Back up.

I should also clarify that the word "best" refers to ability and willingness to perform the role.

Please don't say Peter Crouch. Will you actually choose Peter Crouch over Batman?

I admit I'm reaching a bit with the Gabby Jesus drop.

However Crouch has 3 goals and 2 assists in the league this season

Bats has 2goals 0 assists

Crouch is almost 100 years old and plays backup for Stoke who just sacked their manager.

Batman has to at least outdo Peter Crouch in the race for best backup striker.

nateevs:
I stand to be corrected but Batman is best back-up striker in Europe. Not even Tammy Abraham will play the role that Batman has played. Solanke has already pissed off to Liverpool. Batman should be embraced and shown that he belongs.


Meanwhile, these Conte out rumours should cease. We should be careful what we wish for. The Chelsea job is no longer attractive. Decent players, the level of Dembele and Coutinho now cost upwards of £100m. Such money is just not available.

What will you now call the likes of Gabriel Jesus, Giroud, or even Peter Crouch

I want to see Batman have a regular run of games out on loan, but I'm not optimistic considering that he has only ever had 1 decent goalscoring season under his belt.

2 if you count his exploits in Belgium.

lfleak:
[s]say that again, but this time face a mirror. [/s]

Not interested in a back and forth. I came here to read about people's experiences, not to engage in conversations with moröns.

Have a lovely day and regards to your mother.

lfleak:
comprehension is a difficult aspect of english, so true...

And a lack of shame or self awareness is a severe character flaw...

lfleak:
"Does your mother have HIV?"
"Does your mother have HIV from sleeping with various men in every hood like a Dog?"

Both are questions right? go figure...

Some people are just completely without a sense of irony.

lfleak:
I have been questioning God’s existence, not really Islamic beliefs only.

I hope you also questioned your mother's HIV status and sexual preferences whilst you were questioning your religion...

“Certain Washington politicians choose to fight for foreign countries, but President Trump will always fight for the American people,” Mr. Shah said. “Like other nations that have merit-based immigration, President Trump is fighting for permanent solutions that make our country stronger by welcoming those who can contribute to our society, grow our economy and assimilate into our great nation.”

Raj Shah said this.

Oh the delicious irony...

airmark:
Una must not hear any word for the rest of the season.





The arsenal fans voting machines, that dayo always claimed was working well, has suddenly knocked because of alexis.

Leave that angry man.

Abeg who don see Griffon?

pamcode:
lol you crazy guys made my Night after a bizarre day.
As for all Hazard haters whose team can't point to at least one World class player I leave you with words of wisdom from his Eminence The Moet Reverend Kendrick Lamar-Humble.

Thus saith the prophet to the children of Edom:

Be thou seated, o ye bïtches, and makest thyselves humble before the lord.

larride:
"As voted by UEFA.com fans"


Just saying...

I thought Manyoo had the biggest fanbase in the world...

I cant see any Manyoo player there sha

Just thinking out loud...

Safiaaa:
Your taste of music is weird lol i'm sorry

I keep an open mind and an open ear.

2003/4

I was possibly his number 1 fan.

dopeJemi:
so Pogba go carry full human being enter field go sing?

Mike Tyson abi na Mike Adenuga?

My neighbour.

I hail o.

diggz:
Fvck! 1billion naira?? why??

Google that shït bro.

me sef nearly catch small craze on him behalf as i read am.

1.2 billion naira lost to scam.

My god.

airmark:
Pius ikedia? The edo boy escaped being one by a whisker.





Pogba is more of a dancer than a player. The guy is using the various dance steps to mock man utd for the magaship.

Next thing the guy go carry mike enter field start to sing shuku shaker aya shoemaker...

diggz:
Wetin happen to him? I no hear anything oh!

Them scam the guy of 1billion naira and he lost his mind as a result.

diggz:
Evils

The guy actually dabbed the ball into the net sha.
I never see that kain thing before.

raumdeuter:
https://j.gifs.com/zK9Xgq.gif

Person dey scratch belle for there, you say na dance

When EA Sports wanted to put new footy skills in their game, they called Hazard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHyAq8kLcsY

Just look at what Pogba was invited to do at EA Sports HQ:

Ayefele no be Micheal Jackson

All I see in those Hazard gifs is a man dancing in the dressing room, and in an empty gym.

Raumdeuter even posted a video of Hazard dancing at a Party. What do you do at your own parties Dayo? Do you go to parties to do pressup? Or maybe Turn amala.

Viewer's can't vote for those Hazard dance steps because they were done privately and not for public consumption.

Alagba Pogba on the other hand gave us this style on the pitch:
[img]http://media1./images/0f55f647ed3f1d1c38e06a0f5c2e44b4/tenor.gif?itemid=7476952[/img]

Another one:
https://j.gifs.com/JqlQLl.gif


Another one
https://j.gifs.com/2vOW6P.gif


He didn't even wait to score here before he started Dabbing
https://j.gifs.com/Q0v73M.gif


All on the pitch, dancing for the fans and viewers at home. I haven't even posted about the time he was a video vixen in a rap video.

Adabowale is the greatest dancer to ever wear shinpad. No contest.

afrodoc2:


The fans have spoken, they prefer Pius who is able to soko and azonto at top speed in game conditions, running into cul de sacs and doing river meander all over the pitch.

That means that the fans didnt pick on dancing ability. Abi you nor see atilogwu dance for pitch just now.

Them no born hazard well to do that move

diggz:
We are saying the same thing.... adabowale is Uber useless.... not a good dancer or a good football player.

You say this one is not a good dancer?

[img]http://media1./images/0f55f647ed3f1d1c38e06a0f5c2e44b4/tenor.gif?itemid=7476952[/img]

Man even enter music video as backup dancer sef

lordfalcao:
when one finger dips oil, the next touches oil. By chance is the striker Morata?

Na Morata matter make you turn Pete Edochie or Chinua Achebe?

afrodoc2:
That list is legit bro.
Pogba is a one trick pony that only dabs. Pius a.k.a Stanley Okoro is a dancing impressario, bonsue fuji, talazo disco, atilogwu and of course one corner he has mastered them all. He deserves to be on that list representing the dancers, the fans have chosen well bro.

Until EA sports contact Hazard to personally use camera to record his dance moves, or School teachers use Hazard's dance moves to teach maths like Paul Pogba, Hazard can never claim to be a better dancer than Pogba.

Ayefele no be Micheal Jackson bro.

What a wack list.

Jokes apart, i just discovered that Dabbing is illegal in Saudi Arabia

Those people sef. Na wa for them o.

Maybe Saudi people don't like to vote for criminals. It would explain Pogbas absence from the list.

afrodoc2:
There is no way fans won't vote at least one dancer into the team, after all football is entertainment.

Its a travesty.

Paul Pogba has dabbed everywhere. He has dabbed after scoring goals. He has dabbed before scoring goals. He has even dabbed during the act of scoring goals.

He's so famous for his dab moves that French teachers introduced the Pogba dab into their primary school curriculum for studies.

EA sports even went to motion capture Pogba dabbing so that they could put it in the FIFA series.

How the hell does a famous dancer like Pogba get left out of the list for a one corner dancer like Pius?

In Drogba's voice - its a fücking disgrace.

Pogba should have made that wack list.

Neymar1095:
What kind of fuckery is that. Where is mbappe and why is Hazard in the team. Mbappe scored 10 champions league goals in 2017 alone Hazard has 9 in his entire career. Uefa is a joke.

Another one.

I agree with you 100%

I'm also surprised Bakayoko didn't also make the list. He achieved exactly the same team achievements as Mbappe last season, and also got a big money move to top European club like Mbappe.

Mbappe and Bakayoko both join hands to drag Monaco to the french title and European semis.

Complete fuckery mehn

Lana1:
Oya...Hazard fanboys....food is ready

This list is wack.

Pogba was the most expensive player in the world last season. He dragged his team to a treble. He also dragged his team to win a UEFA competition and become European Champions.

Why would Hazard make the list over Pogba?


I reject such a list.

Instead of him to shoot, he go give chambers 2 months...

Thunder fire hazard

Lol

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